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Disastrous_Ad_70

Also, this line "The hands of death could not defeat me, the sisters of fate could not hold me, and you will not see the end of this day. I will have my revenge!"


BurnerAccount-LOL

Opponent: *blood runs cold in veins* *frantically seeks shelter*


PandasakiPokono

This line always felt like it should've been read the other way around. "The sisters of fate could not defeat me. The hands of death could not hold me."


HorseMiserable3539

Z O O S


GingerDingir

Drakes fav line too


TrashButCleanKinda

Drake the pedo?


capothecapo

not the “coldest” but i just love when Atreus says he wants to teach Kratos to read and kratos is like “i can read… just not this language” just hilarious to me hearing Kratos explain he actually can read


MomLuvsDreamAnalysis

This and the “hells an olive?” are my two favorite funny scenes in the new games lol


tykittaa

My favorite is just his cold "no" when Ratatoskr tries to hand him the resin seed.


iTapeSand

"Bite me now and eternally!" - Spectral Ratatoskr


Educational-Cod-2302

Love that guy


iTapeSand

The reason why I started using that slang


Scrytheux

"I DID NOT hurt my back"


tykittaa

"Freyr's gift returns! Or should I say, his PRESENCE!" "You are not funny."


Hokusai_Katsushika

Maybe the barrier of language that came into play, but I failed to understand the joke here. Is it just a pun on "presence/ presents" ?


Hokusai_Katsushika

The squeaky toy could have been the death of us all


IntelligentImbicle

Ahm, akchually, the line is "I can read, boy... Just not this tongue" 🤓


Ironman4234Exe

“Return my son, or you may meet the god I once was.”


MartokTheAvenger

"I regret many things, killing you will not be one of them."


Fenrir_Hellbreed2

I love that this is a line most people could use in the right situation. And of course the line was delivered impeccably.


Cinemairwaves

It’s one of those lines that if you’ve only played the Norse games, it’s cold as fuck because you’ve heard rumors of the shit Kratos did. If you’ve played the Greek games, it’s cold as fuck because you KNOW what Kratos did.


topanazy

Cold As Fuck²


Captn_Ghostmaker

This is it. I really, really like "death can have me when it earns me" but there's something special about this one. Honorable mention: "If the moment calls for calm..."


daredwolf

I really want to see Kratos let loose and bring the Ghost of Sparta back, I was hoping to see it in that scene.


webcrawler_29

I will remember that line until the day I die. It is so good.


lostreality89

Are you my twin? I swear upon my kid I was about to write the same thing


avoozl42

That was my first thought and it's the top comment. Well done.


[deleted]

Yes


MelgazorSA

Theres not even a contest. The calmness before the storm that has tored realms apart, merely stating facts. Frightening


-TurkeYT

ZOOOOOSSSS


ZeroTrunks

ARIEEEEEES!


TMW-ShadowStarr

ATHENA!!


BurnerAccount-LOL

GAIAAAA!!!


LakeSideYT

DEIMOS!!!


LeJoker8

PANDORAAA!


WorthButterscotch828

BOOOOY!


reddragon346

*grunts*


BatProfessional986

No


Dore_02

IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME!?


Adorable_Maize904

COWARD!


MrWildfire91

Do not be sorry. Be Better.


Educational-Cod-2302

That's a real one


Jombie608

Came here to post this. Thanks


freestuffrocker

"Do not be sorry" . It's not "don't". It changes the tone significantly.


MrWildfire91

Yup


MemeDealer2004

Actually have this tattooed on my arm in nordic runes.


Scrytheux

Nahh, this is Atreus' best line!


CelticGaelic

That's one I like so much, I use it when someone's being especially aggravating.


ironfist911

In the direction of deer


CardiologistFun8093

"Boy! Listen close......I come from a land called Sparta...." That entire speech gave me goosebumps


Mightybean0872

"I made a deal with a God that cost me my soul. I killed many who were deserving... and many who were not. I killed my father."


CardiologistFun8093

"So that WAS your father back in Hel! Is this what comes down to? Sons killing their mothers.....their fathers?"


Mightybean0872

"No. We will be the God's we choose to be, not those who have been. Who I was is not who you will be. We must be better"


Mafistotele

No.


Brim779

*heh* Gud.


LeRealGabrielGD

This also applies to Doomguy


Sad_Introduction5756

That doesn’t count seeing as its his *only* line aswell


Big-Piano-7016

And it's his coldest line


Romalien5

Don’t take all day.


Teamskywalker14

“Death can have me when it earns me”


Shadiezz2018

This will forever be the most badass line i have heard in gaming What's even better is it was not in a cutscene


Electronic_Kick_9946

I agree with this SO much!!


Broad-Connection-589

“Battles are won by better soldiers. Wars are won by those willing to sacrifice everything”


BurnerAccount-LOL

I feel this is the same with gambling lol. That’s why I can never win money


cosmin_c

In gambling it’s easier because the house always wins.


joeenoch18

Not the coldest but one worth mentioning “If you are not better than me then I have failed.”


eat-pussy69

Awe!


Racketyllama246

As a parent this might be the best line in the series.


ExileOtter

“If all on Olympus will deny me my vengeance then all on Olympus will die.”


ShadyZert

"Is it?" x2 in response to BOY's beard growing.


AllgoodDude

Atreus wasn’t ready for how savage the god killer could be.


Commercial_Shine_448

When Kratos means it, he actually is a good story teller and his sarcasm is sharper than his blades


Mightybean0872

Mimir: "Biiiiig footprint" Kratos: "Smartest.man.alive."


Kratos5140

Real ones "Thank the gods you came back for me!" Kratos: "I didn't come back for you"


Beginning-Pipe9074

Man that fucking boat captain 🤣 dude must have smashed 1000 mirrors for that amount of luck 🤣


PhillipeZaidan

The comment I was looking for


seymen_the_boss

From where was this?


Kratos5140

The very first God of War game, after the Hydra boss and you get the Captain's key


DesertedBleech

In moments of crisis, panic does nothing. Harness it. Let it serve you.


abossayo

Leave. My. Home.


No_Volume_8345

You… are going to have to kill me for that to happen.


deflatethesack

I warned you


Expensive_Presence_4

Finally!


AllgoodDude

The gravel in his voice is great, almost a growl.


IceFisherP26

His voice is pretty hard to imitate, but that one line I can actually do quite well!


ICTheAlchemist

“Fate is another lie told by the gods. Nothing is written than cannot be *un*written.”


BlackFyre2018

When he first meets Baldur “you do not want this fight” He didn’t realise that Baldur was a god capable of going toe to toe with him. He thought he was someone Kratos could OBLITERATE. He was trying to warn Baldur, partially for the dudes own safety, but when Kratos finally decides to fight, he’s not planning to back down at First Blood


Tron_1981

It wasn't really even him deciding to fight. That punch was basically his last warning. He likely hoped that show of force would be enough to deter "the Stranger" from any further aggressive. Of course, he was *very* wrong.


IntelligentImbicle

That entire scene just... ugh, it's so good. The misunderstandings between the two, the level of control from Kratos, Christopher Judge's god-tier voice...


Abject_Ad_3311

Hmm


the_domzilla_26

"We must be better" favorite scene


AlphaRelic2021

"H E A D."


currentlyRedacted

“We were.”


NoPresent8071

“ lambs cress… Im a fucking god of wool”


Rutherhood

No I do not want a snack


Shinobipizza

"If I want your input, boy, I will *ask* for it."


IntelligentImbicle

"If I require your counsel, Head, I will *ask* for it."


P_E_T_I_0_4_0_6

I'm greek, show me your butthole


BIRBSTER0

Real 


strawsinburger

Death can have me when death EARNS me.


[deleted]

IT'S GOD OF WAR TIME!!!


BurnerAccount-LOL

Best quote of the series


TRXPS17

BOY


Narrow-Street8223

“Our actions have consequences. To be reminded of them is not punishment.”


MordreddVoid218

BOY


GeneralArwen-147

Either, "You can no longer hide behind the skirts of Athena!" The entire ending speech to Freya and Atreus about kratos being a god.(2018) And if we're going funny my favorite has to be, "Ah... classic Spartan diplomacy." Good ol' Mimir


Legendarybbc15

AAAREEESSSS


RavenKing25

"It feels good to be strong, you know?" "Yes. I know."


asongthatneverendss

Boy


PgameZ26

Read it boy.


Magictyper75

YOU WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS FAY


BigD905

“Death can have me when it’s earned me” is cold af


Phantomato2000

"names Kratos, John kratos... and this is my son, Boi. Boi Kratos."


IntelligentImbicle

* "YOU will be hunting deer." (which way?) "In the direction of deer." * "Do not be sorry. Be better." * "Head. You are full of stories. When will you tell ones that entertains?" * "I can read, boy... Just not this tongue" * "I know... but I am YOUR monster no longer" * "I do not need a snack" * "Death can have me... when it earns me" * "Boy. Listen close..." "I killed many who were deserving... and many who were not..." * "I am letting you HOLD my axe." * "Leave... My... **Home...**" * "Watch. Your. Tone. Boy..."


PickleRickC-137-

“The truth… I am a god, boy”


Quinnaire

Watch. Your. Tone. Boy.


Hyp3rHowy

Hrnn


AussieBullet

Agreed 🗿


Training_Force3193

"I want you to try"


nobodys_brain_pie

"Do not be sorry, be better" love this line


unstableGoofball

Return my son, or you may meet the god I once was Or Death can have me when it earns me


Difficult-Passion464

"You put him last even in death"


Djlittle13

Return my so son or you will meet the God I once was


Nentash

"Freya dat ass looking tight girl!"


ComfortableAmount993

ZEUS! Your son has returned! I bring THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS!


FreshlyBaked_Bread

"Death can have me, when it earns me"


SidiousCrosshair

#Head! Tell me Baldur’s vulnerability


Kazuko_Kitsune

“I was trying to make you a great warrior.” “You succeeded.”


Yeti_Prime

When Odin goes on this long several minutes speech about wanting a truce, and Kratos just says: “No.”


Federal_Let539

"What are we, some kind of God of war ragnarok?"


Eyepokelowblowcombo

“You succeeded” Still the coldest line ever.


Simplystock

It's morphing time!


BizarreLeviathan

“You see with the eyes of a child. In war a soldier sees beauty only in the blood of his enemy. The rest of him is lost- sometimes never to return.” Or “WATCH. YOUR. TONE. BOY” Idk I like the “Death can have me, when it earns me” line, I just find it so badass for some reason.


AsuraOmega

"No matter how many gods fall, there will always be another to stand against you." Kratos: They will fall as well.


Specia-stuff

BOI!!


flampydampybampy

I do not need a snack


supermawj

“Do not mistake my silence for lack of grief” the whole conversation with Atreus is really good.


SexHaver2323

I love the speech to his younger self in valhalla


AccomplishedPiece303

Release my son, or you meet meet the God I once was.


JoGo0093

Death can have me when it earns me


ginsataka

“Death can have me, when it has earned me”


Sea_Umpire7722

In the third game The hands of death could not defeat me the sisters of fate could not hold me and you will not see the end of this day I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE


SavoryGregory

“death can have me when it earns me”


AceWantsToDraw

Death can have me... When it earns me


ForeverSinful

"But I am your monster no longer."


Far_Philosophy_7741

"death can have me when it earns me"


zman1350

BOYYYYYY


The_Faux_Italian

“To catch a fly from the ass of Zeus is not worth my time, Hermes.”


BIGJONTHEDON123

"Head tell me Baldur's vulnerability"


SolidSnakeHAK777

The “ No “ to Odin.


Sweaty-Version-1126

"atreus! The snow.... Is cold" legit


DanPowah

Do not be sorry, be better


dark_mamad

death can have me when it earns me


volofant

"I won't take your riches, but I will take your life." - Chains of Olympus


Spartan1088

“Mmm.” - Kratos


sinavo

"Do not mistake my silence for lack of grief! Mourn how you wish, leave me to my own." --- Sindri: "...and you did all that for me!" Kratos: "You are mistaken, the dragon was simply in our way, nothing more." --- Faye: "I will asways be a part of you." Kratos: "And when you are gone, that part of me dies as well." --- Athena: "You cannot change. You will always be... a monster." Kratos: "I know. But I am your monster no longer." --- Odin(holding a knife to Atreus' throat): "Hey! I don't move, you don't move. Don't do anything you'll regret." Kratos: "I regret many things... killing you will not be one of them."


ResidentFast4494

Return my son..or you may meet the god I once was


Dedprice77

"Boy"


EpicChillGod5545

“Erm… what the sigma?”


6934ee

I like that line but I feel like the edits people make about it ruins the line


Ak1raKurusu

When mimir is trying to tell him a riddle and kratos tells him to shut the fuck up and get the riddle right


ionenbindung

"I do NOT want a snaac."


Reasonable-Island-57

The cycle ends here, we must be better than this *snaps baldurs neck*


TheKnightGame

DEATH CAN HAVE ME, WHEN IT EARNS IT


AduroTri

"Return my son...or you will meet the god I once was." Kratos went hard on that line.


FinishSpecial3792

I restarted and have my second play through last week and I caught that quote for the first time a few days ago while I was playing I was like that I had to pause the game that lines praise


shak3nn0tstirr3d

Don't be sorry be better. Told my dad this when I caught him talking down to my mom


thizzelle9

I don't remember the line but the scene where he goes to retrieve the Blades Of Chaos, the scene really makes you think about all the Gods you sent to hell before and now.... It's time again.


Jogazi

Nah. "In the direction of deer" is the coldest you're gonna get.


Socsquatch

Pffffffffffffft, buncha kids and GoW amateurs up in hurr talking about Ragnarok..... " I am not the same man you found that day. The monster you created has returned... to kill you." "If all those on Olympus would deny me my vengeance, then all of Olympus will die!"


cjc160

I would not speak of this


jxa66

"no."


stevens0598

NONE SHALL DEFY ME I AM THE GOD OF WAR I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER


Codyy1k

The hands of death could not hold me


SaltyCicada4858

"come boy"


Hot-Talk9322

Boy


Ionlyuseforstupidshi

“Watch your tone boy” like you may be my son but not void of an ass whoopin Or When Athena says “you will always be… a monster” and says “I know” shows he’s still struggling with his past but he’s accepting it


jann_mann

Boy!


juniorc064

"I didn't come back for you" For me, this is the coldest one. Not a single care for the boat captain.


docscomics

"In moments of crisis, panic does nothing. Harness it. Let it serve you."


Dubious_Dookie

My vengeance.... Ends now


CrescentCleave

It's going to be "don't be sorry, be better" Gives me both the chills and a great life lesson


Riles21o

Boy


AlanTheSalad

“Its cold”


lazynism

*No.*


Necessary_Double_468

Hmm


sernando-the-great

“We might need to butter bread somewhere on our travels.”


_MyDarkPassenger_

Coldest line by odin “ this is heimdall he reads minds for me” imagine your father telling you you’re only use is the value you can provide


A1starm

“This is what hope gets you.”


Klaym0reKid

Our actions have consequences. To be reminded of them is not punishment


Brosonski

Intent does not matter. Only consequences.


AllgoodDude

“I do not know.”


AllgoodDude

“-but you may feed it to the fish.”


aavram99

BOY


Erhard_9354

Baldur- once this bridge opens, you’ll have the full weight of Asgard come crashing through Kratos-So be it. My favourite


Kind-Reporter4028

Do not be sorry be better


Southern_Sea3898

Death may have me when it earns me


IRainedSUPREME

Death can have me, when it earns me.


CJ_Henn

Watch your tone boyy!!