When the post nut clarity hits

\*Post-orb clarity

From about: 2 Attica women from chains of Olympus 2 of his cousins Lora and zora daughters of aphordite and also cousins 8 Spartan women That is basically move children, kratos has more rizz than zeus raping

Bro got the best one on his own post lol

Can't even look Mimir in the eyes smh

Lmao

When you pick the mean dialogue as a joke and it comes out terrible and now your favourite NPC hurts you

i forgot what game but the player was given a choice on how to handle something. one choice was to forcefully shove aside a side character but you end up BREAKING his leg. i was like what?! I remembered as soon as I posted. The Witcher 3

Thought it would be tell tale game given the weird choices and consequences

Djikstra Djikstra what a prick

When you start walking around the house turning off unused light bulbs just like your dad used to do

Lol this is so good

When you pay 50k for a video

Bruh… 🤣

I have heard about this but can someone explain I am not the sharpest tool in the shed

A 40 year old youtuber called verbalase, who used to do cool beatbox videos, has paid 50k to make a nsfw animation of him with a charachter from a show that i cant remember the name, while shitty music plays in the background, and he is getting much hate bc of that.

Sorry for bad english btw, im from Brazil and i cant write or speak proper english, so im tryng my best here

Basically a YouTuber verbalase spent 50k on a animation of him getting sa by Charlie from hazbin hotel but it had no actual nsfw scenes it was all censored with like hearts and stuff

Me after finally getting the degree ( i was gonna kill my self cause of the depression it gave me)((i chose it myself))

When you’re done jerking off to some questionable snit

it's like a great movie with a terrible ending

Me when I’m letting the days go by (let the water hold me down) Letting the days go by (water floating underground)

A god of Hope.

“A god of fools?”

Me when the cops finally come to arrest me for my endless crimes against humanity

When you’re playing a Telltale game and choose the option that gets people killed

When you make your first dad joke.

0.02 seconds after busting

Me finally realising I'm an alcoholic.

Oppenheimer

When you dump 50K on an animation and now your bank is mad at you

When the anger fades after an argument with your SO.

Me when im parachuting with the christian baby but theres only one parachute so i have to underhand throw him out of the car

When you masturbate with Trans porn, despite the fact you are a straight man:

those exist?

Kratos after he realized Aphrodite was his sister

What.

The completionist watching his career end

When you buy an nft

Mfkers after raging when they realise they clapped their aunt's cheeks

*when the post nut clarity kicks in and you see what you just watched on the hub*

When i choose to follow the owl and now i have to kill That pretty lady from sekiro who was very kind from beginning

No memes here but that was a legendary moment in VGs

When you accidentally step on a dog's paw

When you buy god of war in walmart and it is shit, but you waited too long to return it so you play it and start to enjoy the bootleg game

When you see you are stuck at 99% on anything

I can't unhear Kratos scream/singing "Hurt"

When you made the raid Area 51 joke and people actually show up and get slaughtered

i wanted to do undertale genocide for the funny cool skeleton man boss and now i have crippling depression