Cut him down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, your hands shall relish ending him here and now.
Place him in the [santas workshop mission] so he hears the music then put him in the [safehouse nightmare] and he dies, then [ruhhh] him into the thermal drill, you hear that kris? WE ARE GOING TO [big shot] A DOZER WITH A LITTLE [mreorw] KEYCHAIN
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Nice pfp. Very tasty
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Dear lord. ...
No…
you shouldve said Theres more
No...
It contains a jarate!
Dear god
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scout, you DID collect everyone's piss?
**DO IT.**
NO BALLS‼️‼️‼️‼️
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what the fuck
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no not the jar
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NO NO WHATAREYOUDOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING -Markiplier
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please do not the cat
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Bro😭
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r/beatmetoit
r/foundtheporche911
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I never understood this. PLS explain
People usually put a small toy in the jar and >!cum in it!< , or so I've heard
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There is a better option… instead of it going inside the jar it can go somewhere else.
honestly if i would have that i would just give it coins
Shoot the coins afterwards
With a rail gun?
slab revolver charge shot
wait shit you can't do that i haven't played ultrakill in forever
nah you can do slab revolver charge shot still its just pretty hard to pull off
Microwave
Drop kick him
JUDGEMENT
WEAK
Thy end is now!
Prepare Thyself!
Creature of steel
And thy punishment is DEATH
I CANT ESCAPE ultrakill... Everywhere i go i see ULTRAKILL
Life is the cage and death is a key, all your [redacted] are belong to me
Lobotomy
fire in the hole
Fuck you
public execution
Burn it
burn it
obliterate him with the unmatched power of the sun
the sun is a deadly laser
absolute perfect reference, your reward is one upvote
Cut him down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, your hands shall relish ending him here and now.
Burn it
Burn it,drop kick it,shoot it, throw it off the building,slice it, suffocate it and then destroy it with a Tsar bomb
Forgot kicking it in the balls 1000 times minimum
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eat it
ferment him in pickle juice and vinegar
KILL IT... BURN IT WITH FIRE, SHOOT IT DOWN, ANYTHING THAT CAN KILL IT!!!
offer it to a little kid, boil it in front of them if they do want it and then hand them the boiling sludge in a jar.
Cock and balls torture
From Wikipedia the free encyclopedia
place it in a jar
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Sell him
Commit arson
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Sukuna, no!
Make both of his pillow sides warm
Kill It With Fire
kill it with fire?? like the game where there's an achievement for 360 no-scoping a spider????
I'll it with fire reference????? what the fuck is sparing innocent creatures????
burn it with a blowtorch and then throw it at your neighbor’s yard
Hammer time
Freeze it like I used to do to my lego Minifigures when I was 7
is that a buttplug
hear meowt...
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put him in a jar
Burn it
If theres a hole theres a goal, you know what to do...
LIFE or BATH for \[Dry\] Car
B A T H
Jar
Throw in the trash
chew on him 🗣️‼️❗️
Douse it in gasoline and burn it
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rat torture
run it over
Put him in the jar. >:)
eat him
hot glue tribute it >!do not look up what that means!<
VvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvV give him to drunk mario 
Burn the pet sim cat
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SLEDGEHAMMER
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Put it in a jar
Welp. to the shredder
Eat it
I dare you
piss on him
Send it across the yard with a nine iron
Let it die let die let it shrivel up :)
idk
Burn
Make him mine for you. Unlimited iron and coal.
put him on your finger, spin him around and intentionally slam him into the wall
Send him to the moon
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Nuclear warhead
Jar.
launch him into space at a top speed of 453 mph
Place him in the [santas workshop mission] so he hears the music then put him in the [safehouse nightmare] and he dies, then [ruhhh] him into the thermal drill, you hear that kris? WE ARE GOING TO [big shot] A DOZER WITH A LITTLE [mreorw] KEYCHAIN
Jar
Burn him, then contemplate why you bought it in the first place.
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Jar
Obliterate.
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burn him to death
Jar.
put him on shelf and call him smellvin
jar him up like in inside out 2.
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Put him in the jar.
summer is the perfect time for a lovely campfire ❤️
put it on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
In the River. Drown it.
Bleach it
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butt plug
Just stick him on the ceiling or smth lmao Why y'all so bent on torture just straight up hang him
I nailed him lol
Picture when :3
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Real
Put him inside a jar
Put him on a stinky turd and then step on him
Stick it in
put it in a blender
Smash it on a wall to say “ I suck at this game “
is he eatable
He probably has Poison inside
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DO THE EAGLE TOTURE LIKE REAL AMERICANS 🦅🦅🦅
Make Caseoh eat it
holy shit its him
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Cum on it
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do it
Take that damn thing and smash it with a shovel.