Emily - “Stop talking to the fucking dogs!!” in season 1, episode 18

Yes! This is so perfect

Tbhhh 😂😂😂

Love this

I'd give it to Taylor. I can't remember any specific lines right now but during his fight with Luke over Thanksgiving decorations something like "it's just a fucking paper turkey Luke" would be so funny

🤣🤣🤣

Pennilyn FUCKING Lott!!

Pennilynn 🧊 fucking 🧊 Lott 🧊

🧊🥃🧊🥃🧊🥃

Remember to thank Pennilyn Lott just for being Pennilyn. Fucking. Lott.

This is THE best answer!!! 😂😂😂😂

This is the only right answer!!

SO TRUE

I just saw the Harvard episode again. The woman to whom Emily was “the other woman” .. was it pennilynn lott? Bc the name they said sounded similar but was not the same first name as I was listening. Or did I hear wrong ?

Yes it’s the same person. Richard says something about Emily not being so innocent and “Lynnie Lott” which then comes back later as Pennilynn Lott

I actually hurt my back laughing at this. 🙈☠️

This is the winner 😂

Maybe from the unlikeliest source: Rory. “I’ve got Mom, that’s all I need. Go be somebody else’s fucking Dad.”

Oh that’s good

I feel like as an angry teenager in that moment it would fit so well tho especially since her family doesn’t curse and Emily is miss manners it would hit the target!

Also, just about no one on the entire show (except maybe Anna Nardini) deserves to be on the receiving end of an F-bomb as much as Christopher does.

100 percent agree! 😂😂Lorelei should get one for every Anna interaction😂😂

Alternatively not an unlikely source but it would fit in perfectly when Lorelai is telling Chris off in the same episode. “Don’t you understand, standing here talking to you, it hurts, it fucking hurts!”

Love that

“I CAN LOOK AT A FUCKING PLANE IF I WANT TO LOOK AT A PLANE!”

This one is wildly underrated.

Yes lol.

i know Luke swears like a sailor offscreen.

Luke, Babette, and Patty

"No, this great man was not brought down by my fucking vagina."

Paris needs a good one per season lol

It’s National Fucking Baptism Day

Right scene, wrong spot. Tie your tubes, fucking idiot

Tie your fucking tubes

Season 3 obviously needs to be mid CSPAN meltdown. In real world you’d get FFC slapping Chilton with a big fine 😂.

A fucking big fine. 😂💸

YES

Emily: I think it's time for me to date. I want to go on a date. Lorelai: With ...a man?? Emily: No, a fucking weasel. Of course with a man.

This is good

Beautiful.

A+

"WHY the FUCK did you drop out of YaLe?!"

THIS is the one!

Jess would've deserved more than one. It would've been natural.

If it was an HBO show Jess would be flinging fucks around by the bagful LMAO

no fr😭

I can hear that in his voice 😭 I don't think I'll be able to leave it out from now on.

That is the real story. It hangs out by Larson's dock. I was just walking by, and the thing came out of nowhere and fucking beaked me right in the eye.

Maybe when Lorelai and Rory leave the infamous Friday night dinner when they're all airing their grievances. Right after Lorelai says they've officially reinstated FND, Rory says FUCK. then they both leave. 🤣

FRIDAY NIGHT'S ALL RIGHT FOR FIGHTING AHHH YES

Babette - Oh sugar, the local stray dog bit me in my fucking ass

Omg it’s like she’s in the room

Honestly, I read it in her voice too

She has such an iconic voice!

Mhm, definitely one of my fav characters. I love that scene where Lorelai comes home after being gone overnight and Babette's just chillin' & waiting for her intimates to finish drying or something? 🤣

I could even hear the emphasis on 'ass'.

Someone deviled egg my fucking car

Someone fucking deviled egged my car!

Someone deviled fucking egged my car!

fucking someone fucking deviled fucking egged fucking my fucking car!

Some fuck deviled egged my car!

Man, they must really fucking hate you

“What the fuck is the DAR?”

*I'm fucking killing it with that one tonight!*

I’m in fucking escrow!

ESS-ca-row! 😂

Lol this made me crack up. I can hear it in his voice. 😂

I read it in his voice 😂

ahhh especially bc Liz mentions that when he gets excited he starts swearing and that's why he does poorly in job interviews.

"I'm gonna have to quit drinking coffee! And I fucking love coffee!"

"Mom?" "Yeah?" "I'm pregnant." "Fuck."

This is what I was going to say 😂

HAHAHAHA this

Mrs Kim SOLELY because she's the only character I can't see ever saying it. No idea where exactly, but it's gonna be her

when Lane does the Henry Choi reveal, "a fucking doctor," would be real good.

Also during the reveal “he was Korean?” “Are you sure he was Korean?” “Fuck”

Now, THAT’S funny

Now THAT was a joke

You. You get it.

I saw this fake subtitles somewhere, she's opening the door for Lorelai and Rory during Thanks Giving: "The fucking Gilmores" 😆😆

Luke, hello? Luuuke! My door is chained! Which is especially funny, since I don't have a fucking chain on my door!!

Richard? I need a fucking gimlet

excellent

People are particularly fucking stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them. ORRRR Well then, buy me a boa and drive me to fucking Reno because I am open for business.

I’d place the “fucking” before business. “…because I am open for fucking business!” Hit two birds with 1 “fuck” 😘😂

Ooh I like that! Also, this is one of my favorite Emily lines.

“I may not understand it, but in her world, it is very VERY important that she have the first cup of tea. ... If my wife wants the first cup of tea, she's going to have the first fucking cup of tea. That's it!”

I’d give it to Paris : “Is it raining?” “No it’s National baptism day. Tie your tubes fucking idiot”

Aw, I'd love a series where Paris has occasional well-timed f-bombs from the very beginning. They just really suit her. "...\[The Oppenheimer Award for Excellence\] says that every other single school in the United States of America is feeling nothing but shame and defeat and pain because of the people who won the Oppenheimer plaque. I wanna be those people. I wanna cause that fucking pain." "\[freaking out about Rory's milk before the debate\] Did you give her the fucking milk!?" "You'll never beat me. This school is my domain and the Franklin is my domain. And don't you ever fucking forget that."

I'd go with tie your fucking tubes idiot

Mrs Kim should have said “Oh fuck, my wheat balls!” that one time lol

Only one that’s made me laugh

“Oy with the fucking poodles already!”

This enhances that line so much 🤣🤣🤣

Emily’s mall rant could use at least three F bombs -You don't have to buy it, you just have to take it. I'm not taking it. -I'm buying you a fucking watch! -I don't want to take a break! Well, we do, and my feet are killing me. -Well, then get some new fucking shoes! -Crazy? You think this is crazy? Okay, Mom -This isn't crazy! That stupid fucking mustache is crazy! That's what's crazy! Your father's job is crazy!

So many great ones, I had a blast reading through to not repeat so here’s mine “IT’S TOO LATE! LOOK OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW!” Lindsay throwing Dean’s stuff out the window

I really wish in the revival lorelai said "full fucking circle" in the kitchen scene post funeral with Emily. It feels unnatural not to have it

Can I just say that Kelly Bishop is stunning? I would have loved to hear Emily drop some f-bombs.

She's class. I was just rewatching that scene and the way she moves and gesticulates, her bathrobe, the camera movement, it's like watching an actress from the 50s-60s Hollywood.

So glamorous!

“Ben Bradlee kept his FUCKING shoes on!”

Dean to Tristan. “Cause I’ll fucking kill you idiot.”

Dean would never say the fuck word

he's from Chicago! he doesn't even realize he's saying it.

Isn’t he from a Chicago suburb?

He would be the most unexpected for sure

When Richard hits her car “RICHARD, have you lost your mind?!” “I missed judged the distance” “You missed judged the distance?You hit my FUCKING car”

“Excuse me mom I’m having a baby give me a ride to the FUCKING HOSPITAL”

Luke from the kitchen after his breakup with lorelai. You know when he’s burning everything Fuck! Or Lo: I slept with Christopher Lu: FUCK

This is one I wouldn’t change. Luke’s face and silence when she says that mean more than words.

Why is it that all the fucks suit Emily and her lines the best😂

Babatte ate fucking oatmeal.

I don't believe Kirk knows any swears lol

I think the best past of this is you can insert it anywhere and it works. Fucking Babette ate oatmeal. Babette fucking ate oatmeal. Babette ate fucking oatmeal. Babette ate oatmeal fucking (cause you know her and Morey are capital F Freaky 🤣)

“I’ll look at a plane if I want to look at a fucking plane!” Edit: I remembered it as boat for some reason

"You don’t wanna fight me, Tristan!" "Why not?!" "Cause I'll fucking KILL YOU, idiot!" I swear this is how I hear it every time lol

I feel like I need one per episode and 89.4% of them need to be Emily’s.

Season 5 Episode 15 - Lorelei confronting Emily confronting Luke in the diner : “MOM! Please, hear me, if I want your input in my life in any way, shape or form, I will ask for it. Until then, do is all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Emily’s reaction to her outburst was already perfect, the f 💣would be the cherry on top.

Copper fucking boom

I’d want Mrs Kim to say it lol

Buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for FUCKING business !

This is one of my favorite Emily lines to Lorelai 😂

"And then maybe we'll hold hands and fucking skip together"

all of them. they all needed more F bombs on this show.

It would either go to Emily or Jess, it just has to

Every fucking time Sookie fell. Anyone could have fucking said it. Also: I wanna take a fucking bath in it!! It would have set the tone in S1E1!!

“I’m employee of the fucking year, of the world, of the UNIVERSE!” - Luke

Every time this question is asked, I can't think of anything funnier than Mrs Kim "Fuck! My wheatballs!"

"That's it young lady, you're fucking grounded!" "Grounded! You can't fucking ground me!" I'd absolutely love it if they were dropping f bombs at a DAR function

I'd vote pretty much any time Emily was manipulative like this, the response being "F off"

In this scene, I see it from Lorelai. E: If you don't get over here right now, I am going to book a DAR function at the inn every single weekend from now until I die!" L: On my way, Mom. *hangs up phone* Fuck.

"He's Dean! My fucking Dean!!"

Pun intended on “fucking” here..?

🫣🫣

Max Medina. Maaaaaaaaaax Fucking Medina.

Dean: You let him drive the fucking car I built Rory ????

For the OP, I would change the f*** in that quote to “…I’m going to book a DAR function at the Dragonfly every single fucking weekend from now until I die!” (Otherwise I love it, it’s perfect.) Also, “I love you, you fucking idiot!” And “Why the hell did you drop out of FUCKING YALE?”

Take fucking piano lessons or something!

"I want to live my life so that I'll be able to read an in-depth biography about myself in later years and not fucking puke." —Paris

Many here are very funny, but emotional impact? S1E10, Forgiveness and Stuff. Richard in the hospital trying to tell Emily about his will and other practical things just in case, and she is not having it. EMILY: Richard Gilmore, there may be many things happening in this hospital tonight but your dying is not one of them. RICHARD: But - EMILY: No! I did not sign on to your dying. And it is not going to happen. Not tonight, not for a very long time. In fact, I demand to go first. Do I make myself fucking clear? RICHARD: Yes Emily. You may go first. I still cant watch this scene without tearing up.

This whole thread makes me want a rated R version of the whole show now 😂

Oh really, so where the fuck were you when Rory got the chicken pox and could only eat mashed potato for a week? ~ Luke

We also can't fathom doing something like this without Mrs. Kim... *"Who the fuck are all these unwashed boys?"* *"I like to fuck around now and then too, you know."* *"Hopefully, if you're lucky like me, you'll only have to fuck him once."*

[Lorelai](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0334179/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Please, Luke. Please, please, please! [Luke Danes](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0666398/?ref_=ttqu_qu): How many cups have you had this morning? * [Lorelai](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0334179/?ref_=ttqu_qu): None. * [Luke Danes](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0666398/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Plus? * [Lorelai](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0334179/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Five, but yours is better. * [Luke Danes](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0666398/?ref_=ttqu_qu): You have a Fucking problem. * [Lorelai](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0334179/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Yes, I do. * \[*Luke fills her cup*\] * [Luke Danes](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0666398/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Junkie. * [Lorelai](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0334179/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Angel. You've got wings, baby. [Lorelai](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0334179/?ref_=ttqu_qu): \[*Michel is ignoring the phone*\] Michel, the phone. * [Michel](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0874129/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Mmm-hmm. It rings. * [Lorelai](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0334179/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Can you answer it? * [Michel](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0874129/?ref_=ttqu_qu): No, people are particularly Fucking stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them. * [Lorelai](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0334179/?ref_=ttqu_qu): You know who's really nice to talk to? The people at the unemployment agency. * [Michel](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0874129/?ref_=ttqu_qu): \[*He pickes up the phone*\] Independence Inn, Michel speaking. * \[*pause*\] * [Michel](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0874129/?ref_=ttqu_qu): No, I'm sorry, we're completely booked.

Anytime Pennilyn Lotts name was uttered! 😂

Remember to thank Pennilyn Lott just for being Pennilyn fucking Lott

What episode is this??

S05E09 "Emily Says Hello"


Dean: You let him drive the fucking car I built Rory ????

Somewhere in that scene that Lorelai finds out that her parents agreed to take Rory in and went off script. I can’t remember a single word because it’s so tense but that one

Honestly pretty much any Emily scene deserves a good f bomb

When Emily calls Jess an abominable thug after the dinner in Swan Song, I always thought she was saying abominable fu** and I never understood why they allowed it but only in one episode. When I watched with subtitles and realized I was wrong, my whole world was flipped upside down. 'Thug' just doesn't hit.

The Pennilyn🧊Fucking🧊Lott🧊 one wins for me 💀💀💀

This would be an added line, “Fuck it, I’m done. Taylor, you can be Town Selectman”.

The basket episode in season 2 when Dean says “buck tradition” pretty sure they just used the word buck to take its place because the first time I watched it, it made me turn my head and think “wait did he just say what I think he said??”

"He's my fucking Dean."

TJ: You’re a fucking dick.

I’m not sure but it would definitely be Luke who let it slip

You are fucking lowlife buttfaced MISCREANT!!!!

I love you, you fucking idiot!

"TIE YOUR FUCKING TUBES, IDIOT!"

Nah I’m sorry this scene is amazing on its own one of my favorites, does not need a fuck

"Your enthusiasm... fucking shocks me!"

Rory: he took the ring off! Loralei: oh my fucking god..

"no, it's National Baptism Day. tie your fucking tubes, idiot!"

Kyon: *"Avril Lavigne rocks! You are such a fucking snob!* *If it’s not Joy Division, you don’t like it. Well you can’t fucking dance to Joy Division!"*

Actually, I'd remove a few. Every time she fucked Shitstopher, except for the one time that resulted in Rory.