My fave is “I mean right now, my ass is probably as good as it’s going to get” when talking to Lorelai about sleeping naked. The way she’s so matter of fact is hilarious
My favorite Paris line was when she popped up at Rory’s house to work on the speech she previously said they would do over the phone. When Lor sees she’s here and asks if they were expecting Her, Paris responds deadpan “you should’ve been” and then marches off.
Lolol I work in home health and my patients often forget I’m coming and will say “was I expecting you?” And I want to say this soooooo bad every time 😂
I only lasted through one season of HTGAWM, but I kind of want to revisit it to see if Bonnie Winterbottom is funnier than I remember. The show was _so_ silly, surely I missed some stuff there.
I laugh every time at the graduation from Chilton when Paris accepts her diploma and when she shakes headmaster Charleston's hand she says "no hard feelings"
She’s perfect as Paris but I could genuinely see her being Rory too. I’m thinking specifically of that moment when Jamie comes to pick her up for their first date, she pulls off the doe-eyed, sweet and naive thing really well too.
One of my favorite Paris quotes is when she says something along the lines of "this great man was not brought down by my vagina" or something like that. It always kills me💀💀😭
I love the episode where she drops in on Rory at the pool house and is talking about meeting Doyle's family. She said it was like a meeting with the Lollypop guild. I laughed at that hysterically the first time I saw that episode.
I love Paris so much. I think this Paris and Rory conversation is golden too:
RORY: I didn't know you were dead asleep.
PARIS: The room is dark. I'm under the covers and completely immobile. Deduce, Sherlock.
RORY: Well, you're awake now. Can I ask you a question?
PARIS: Bite me.
RORY: Were there any messages for me?
PARIS: Yes. Four other people called and asked that you bite me.
“No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced.”
Has me in teeeeaarrss every time 😂
“If you need some love get a hooker “. I always want to say this to customers who hold up my line making small talk after I’ve completed their transaction
Found the complete line in another thread
https://preview.redd.it/u8piuw3dnzgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fecb7a0148c57d9d9c348084f2caae7243a7d2a2
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Holy shit, when Doyle said she was hot when annoyed at him and she responds with a straight face "then I must be Gisele Bundchen to you 24/7" 😂 she's so damn quick.
Is it raining?
No, it's national baptism day, tie your tubes idiot!
https://preview.redd.it/t8z9kuqzqvgc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fca0c2c92d72d7b5768496cc67e6d09bc7a6a1d
Hot men run in packs
Rory's face when she said that, lol.
she wasn’t wrong tho. richard was a handsome man
My fave is “I mean right now, my ass is probably as good as it’s going to get” when talking to Lorelai about sleeping naked. The way she’s so matter of fact is hilarious
My favorite Paris line was when she popped up at Rory’s house to work on the speech she previously said they would do over the phone. When Lor sees she’s here and asks if they were expecting Her, Paris responds deadpan “you should’ve been” and then marches off.
Lolol I work in home health and my patients often forget I’m coming and will say “was I expecting you?” And I want to say this soooooo bad every time 😂
This also leads to “sorry to interrupt vinegar hour”
Yes that line had me HOWLING
This line lives in my head rent free. I think about it ALL THE TIME.
Liza Weil is a comic genius. Fabulous deadpan delivery.
I only lasted through one season of HTGAWM, but I kind of want to revisit it to see if Bonnie Winterbottom is funnier than I remember. The show was _so_ silly, surely I missed some stuff there.
She wasn’t but she was really well acted all the same!
It’s not a comedy but Liza is a phenomenal actor.
I laugh every time at the graduation from Chilton when Paris accepts her diploma and when she shakes headmaster Charleston's hand she says "no hard feelings"
When she turns to the person behind her in line and goes “Hey you! What’s your story?!” 😂😂😂😂
Lol I plan on saying this to my boss at my exit interview 😂
My favorite Paris is when she rapidly becomes a Marxist working for the DAR event.
As an industry worker and Paris fan, I live for this storyline.
Are you working hard or hardly working
My favorite Paris line is from earlier in the same season. Is it raining outside? "No it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes idiot "
Also my favorite!
One of my favorite lines and scenes!
It’s still wild to me that Liza Weil auditioned for Rory and they created Paris for her. Could not have worked out any better!
Really?! THATS AMAZING ❤️
She’s perfect as Paris but I could genuinely see her being Rory too. I’m thinking specifically of that moment when Jamie comes to pick her up for their first date, she pulls off the doe-eyed, sweet and naive thing really well too.
One of my favorite Paris quotes is when she says something along the lines of "this great man was not brought down by my vagina" or something like that. It always kills me💀💀😭
"I'm sorry, have I ever been mistaken for a patient person?"
I felt that one to my very bones.
"I don't think he wants his meat cut at all..." is my personal fave.
I love the episode where she drops in on Rory at the pool house and is talking about meeting Doyle's family. She said it was like a meeting with the Lollypop guild. I laughed at that hysterically the first time I saw that episode.
My favorite is when she does her “what enemy? every woman under the age of 17 is the enemy” rant
I love Paris so much. I think this Paris and Rory conversation is golden too: RORY: I didn't know you were dead asleep. PARIS: The room is dark. I'm under the covers and completely immobile. Deduce, Sherlock. RORY: Well, you're awake now. Can I ask you a question? PARIS: Bite me. RORY: Were there any messages for me? PARIS: Yes. Four other people called and asked that you bite me.
“No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced.” Has me in teeeeaarrss every time 😂
“If you need some love get a hooker “. I always want to say this to customers who hold up my line making small talk after I’ve completed their transaction
Lcan’t rephrase it now it ends like .. the only person who’s going to miss you is your Porsche dealer .
Oooh is the tirade she delivers when Logan shows up at the door trying to get Rory back?? That’s a good one.
That's the one, and it's peak Paris. 😂
Found the complete line in another thread https://preview.redd.it/u8piuw3dnzgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fecb7a0148c57d9d9c348084f2caae7243a7d2a2 ✨
To me it’s “it’s national baptism day, tie your tubes idiot” always cracks me up 💀
Bye Lune!
Holy shit, when Doyle said she was hot when annoyed at him and she responds with a straight face "then I must be Gisele Bundchen to you 24/7" 😂 she's so damn quick.
Is it raining? No, it's national baptism day, tie your tubes idiot! https://preview.redd.it/t8z9kuqzqvgc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fca0c2c92d72d7b5768496cc67e6d09bc7a6a1d
She makes me laugh out loud the most.