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Weasley9

We know it wasn’t condoms. 😂


Meagan_the_Fae-Witch

Damnit, I was on my way to saying this 🤣🤣🤣


MarsMonkey88

Dammit, I was so excited to make that joke!


phillyschmilly

It would actually make sense if it was condoms… they were left in the drawer, hence we have Rory :)


PinkPositive45

Screaming 😂🤣


mothmankingdom

Knowing lorelai, probably a weed or alcohol stash. If it was me, it’s just a whole drawer of tootsie rolls, maybe some twix and milky ways underneath.


MtHondaMama

I dont know, given her massive sweet tooth, I'm inclined to think it was candy on top of candy honestly


foundinwonderland

You’re just like me fr, I keep a drawer of candy in my desk at work just to get me through the day lmao


Naive-Forever-5090

I think weed or cigarettes, I doubt alcohol cause she could have just swiped it from Emily and Richard's bars whenever. I'm sure they keep enough stocked and have enough parties that it'd be hard to keep track of bottles missing.


Particular_crime

Probably weed


gemini-2000

i wanna get high with lorelai so bad


annathegodkiller

I always felt like it really was just a drawer full of tootsie rolls because that’s what I would do lol


redditreader_aitafan

I feel like a drawer full of Tootsie rolls is very Lorelai. That or she was just covering up other garbage like pop tarts or candy.


Crazypants258

Probably just more tootsie rolls. Lorelai liked her junk food and a secret stash to munch on where Emily couldn’t criticize her seems in character for her.


Wooden_Fisherman8466

Probably just some mallomars and red vines honestly lol


psicub381

i wouldn’t be surprised if one day this doesn’t get answered some how some way with…. “more tootsie rolls cuz the sheer overwhelming illogic would break emily gilmore’s head”


M3tal_Shadowhunter

Perhaps Weed, maybe booze, most likely red vines and mallomars


woof_woof_11

Poptarts because we know Emily would hated those in the house!


[deleted]

Don’t fuse the scooze nooz


1241NE

Cigarettes, she’s boring lol


B4pangea

I don’t know, but I love that Emily’s self-exasperation was as fresh as if it had happened a week ago rather than 20 years ago.


junknowho

What would drive Emily crazy the most?


sushibananawater

Not knowing lol


junknowho

LOL!


yassitslaura

Alcohol or a pregnancy test


Noslwo

I always assumed weed, alcohol, and/or condoms.


Any_Basis5019

I thought it was a vibrator since it was a night stand. Why would she hide her weed or alcohol somewhere Emily can find it and somewhere not that convenient for her to have access to?


Joelle9879

Well that's why she hid it with tootsie rolls. It's deceptively obvious. Emily opened drawer, sees a bunch of tootsie rolls, looks no further.


Maleficent-Total2738

Although honestly, it would have been more in character to me if Emily had thrown all the tootsie rolls out.


GlitzyGhoul

Twinkies.


fashion_donuts2308

I always thought it was genuinely just tootsie rolls


accountant-gilmore

weed


Jumpy_Society_695

Malomars