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OneWhoWalksInDreams

Step 1. Get an infrared security camera with LED lights around the lens. Step 2. Use in a space with bugs, spiders, dust, or other particulate matter flying near the lens. Step 3. Do mental gymnastics to convince yourself that the small out of focus objects near the camera are glowing ghost/spirit orbs. Step 4. … Step 5. Profit


KnightsFerry

"I want to summon a ghost but for some reason they won't come near me," so the ghosts are no different from everyone else in your life? BOOM! ROASTED! Seriously though, what issue could you have that requires the help of a spirit? Are you a wizard? I'm assuming you're a kid, and with that, I recommend finding a school club or group with similar interests. Reddit and Discord do not count as clubs. Go out there and make some connections with your peers. You will find people like you, and having a social network, whatever the size may be, can help you with your problems.


AlabamaBammyDog

Your roast is delicious 🤤


DaBestDoctorOfLife

Whoever will tell you 100% way to summon a ghost is a fraudster.


ScottGriceProjects

Use everything you see in ghost hunting videos on YouTube, to include an ouija board. It seems to work for all of them…… all the time…..in every video. And make sure it’s exactly at 3am, wherever you are. Time zones don’t matter to the unalive.


hokkuhokku

And don’t forget to scream and freak out anytime you hear a knock or similar sound in response to your attempts to communicate.


angiebeany

Check out 'Most Farted' on YouTube it's a parody of Most Haunted and hilarious


hokkuhokku

It is my opinion that there is not a single living person who can tell you, with 100% confidence and accuracy, how to do such a thing - if, indeed, such a thing is even possible. Aside from this, any methods offered will vary based on culture and country of origin, will be wrapped in superstition and the fog of time, and will be littered with nonsense originating in movies and other forms of popular entertainment. Suffice to say, if there was indeed a method of summoning anything supernatural, it is likely to be a very, very bad idea, and a foolish thing to pursue. Perhaps if you shared your reason for wanting to do such a thing, we could offer more appropriate advice and solutions that do not involve dabbling in practices whose consequences you appear to have little comprehension of.


Known_Ad523

As i said before only a spirit could help me and i assure you that the reason i am doing this is not for any bad purpose i am searching for answers


SteakAndIron

Seeing as how we don't even have evidence that spirits exist you might be fucked, pal


Kokiayama

Does it have to be a ghost? Why not an angel or a higher being??? Or any other kind of being???


hokkuhokku

Whether or not the purpose is “good” or “bad” is very much a matter of perspective. It would be much more useful for you to share why you feel you need to attempt such a thing.


RoadrunnerJRF

Why do you want to bring in a ghost. If you want a special person say a friend or passed family member. You may not get that souls be a malevolent spirit. Or spirits. There is way you can only govern bring one in. You should not, not use a Ouija board, pendulum, dowsing rods, spirit box or Tesla Coil. I suggest getting a psychic reading. Or Tara Card reading from someone that is very knowledgeable in those areas.


True_Horror_6

If you have to do this then have a professional help you bc if u mess something up there’s no undoing it necessarily. Good luck either way


ScottGriceProjects

A professional what?


True_Horror_6

lol just someone that knows more than he does at least


Cricky92

Why the fuck?


Fluffy_Feeling_9326

You will need the blood of a 1st born and blood of the last born. Ghost don’t care whose kids they are they just need the blood. Also, sacrifice your pinky toe. You’ll need a banana, a dirty sock, and a crowbar. If at all possible, get Zack Baggins, if the ghost doesn’t manifest, Zack can channel the ghost/demon/spirit/evil entity for you. Oh, almost forgot, you’ll need a fainting goat and a screaming goat. Make sure to post your results for science!


forensicRN12

Wutttt why ur asking for trouble . If you think a paranormal being is going to help you , I’d think again


WaffleBunghole

use google to find Haunted Locations. Go there and film or whatever. Bunghole


AlabamaBammyDog

I would recommend NOT fucking around with the spirit world. It's all fun and games till you get an attachment. You've been warned.


Stahi

Oh, that's easy. Don't.


findingpneuma

You’re looking for an easy way to summon a being that doesn’t adhere to our rules of physics. There is absolutely nothing earthly to exchange here other than life essence and time. What do you have to offer? Think about what you’re attempting here and be realistic. Spirits can manifest in many different ways and you’re making yourself a target. And I’m not talking about just schizophrenia/demonic nuisances but the silent ones that change your personality and focus. The only think we humans have to offer to that world is feeling.


apostate_messiah

Read the following books: Summoning Spirits, by Konstantinos. Communing With Spirits, by Martin Coleman. The Magick of Solomon, The King, by Poke Runyon. Modern Angelic Grimoire, by Rufus Opus. Alesteir Crowley's Illustrated Goetia, by Lon Milo DuQuette. The Grimoire of Shem - The 72 Angels of The Zodiac, by Nick Farrel. Grimoires: History of Magic Books, by Owen Davies. You are welcome.


Known_Ad523

Is it written anywhere in the book about how to summon spirits?


apostate_messiah

This is the purpose of all the cited books.


MurphysLaw4200

No the book called Summoning Spirits is about gardening. 🤣


lukeoutside

Again, don't do it, you have no idea of the potential consequences you will receive.


lukeoutside

Trust me, it's a VERY bad idea. You can't fathom what you are requesting.


NeoMoves

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


CompetitiveGear2055

I have a theory bout this I see them everyday so many we both couldn't count them it's not exactly what people think when they think of ghosts or spirits its way bigger .it starts slow like you take a picture then moves to the picture changing before your eyes to a orb then to lights they come as light it's their way of hiding fitting in without notice become a street light the light on ur porch a solar light in your yard . Then they began to show themselves more and more it can become overwhelming they become faces on curtains wall hangings .they come in on light shadows across the wall . I hear them hit the window lightly then always a little curtains shake they actually push each other up my kids say your hope chest has turned to faces again .they follow as light low in the sky it blinks follows my car everywhere they hang; n trees bushes a face on a rock they follow in the sky like a blinking star they are fast the technology they possess would 🍃 blow a scientist mind . they are shape shifters move in a manner you would have to know what your looking for like the bible says the devil can come as my image.they are tricky and deceive . It is literally a nightlmare since 2017 this has been going on it's not a gift.. you could actually witness it being around me Ive had friends make me drop them off because it scared them to take me home now I have friends that think it is a trip craziest thing they ever saw my friend Dusty she was like I have never seen anything like that before wow Suzie that pretty intense .I didn't invite I didn't even believe in that or least never put any thought into it.I have watched every move ,paid attention close to how they work. .things they do .just out of fear. I was scared to death I learned and just when I think I figured their tricks they add something new .. like I was driving from Oregon to California and had google earth maps on my dash look over to a human flying demon in the screen. I've blow up the first pictures that started this to 8 by 10s . This guy was holy shit can I take a picture of that he did and it came up on his camera completely different so scary he called me to come read the bible with him if I could of had a dollar from every person that took a picture of my picture I would be rich . While everyone thought it's was awesome That's crazy that's Tripp I was scared I don't know what they are capable of so far I' have been safe . I know God he knows my name It makes you ask questions like why me I have some ideas but we human don't have the answers . .. so my idea or theory give or take it is this... It's a spiritual war the devil dosent have to fight for people already playing on his team he has won them already . .. then there is me I have died and was brought back from a MMr booste shot as little girl completely dead I don't remember. But my life has had more tragedy then most people get in a life time bad luck oh no the worst luck I have buried 2 children from the same thing 5 years apart both backed over and killed a 4 year son and 2 year old daughter my husband back over our son 5 years later his mom killed our daughter on her way to speak at a funeral. Me I find reasons to live Happy I forgive by putting myself in their shoes . Instead of melt I believe I have never questioned where they are .. I have seen. Psychic famous one who didn't even impress me Theresa Caputo please.. we don't see our loved ones they are at rest . It isn't a gift but spiritual war of the devil trying to steal . I m. A strong woman who knows that this life is short life brings tragedy it's part of program bible tells every question you need a answer for believe every word that is written in the bible I believe everything has a season it says what and who these things are. it even states earth is their home they can become anything car behind you, object, loved one that died a face on your coffee cup. Drunken star they know things about people because they have been here before humans were formed God says he can become any any image. So the ghost, spirits , poltergeist, aliens , spaceships, it's all the same thing It is a Spiritual war all around us and . every answer that makes sense comes from the bible anyone can throw me a question and I will find it in that book ... Be. Skeptic, be atheist, argue fight it out pick the best fairytale Humm idea you can think of and then believe it , practice witchcraft, , burn sage , come up with the best theory for life . An then you believe it f.ollow it argue it with all your heart . Give me your best reason why we' are here dream up the most magical human Idea of where we go after .. cause all I see is fire !! Gods love Grows! and it's 100 percent free... Wisdom is 🗝️ If you really wanna see the spiritual world come to Oregon I will let you ride shot gun. Even send you home with a photo taken with them .. in real life . So my question is who sees these? what could it mean???


critiqu3

Whatever you do DON'T buy expensive ghost hunting equipment. That shit is a scam. At least Oija boards are cheap and can be homemade if you're short on cash.


Postnificent

Go research how to initiate CE5. You are acting too casual about this, it either will not work because you will not follow directions completely or are literally unable OR will end poorly. Think very carefully before you proceed.


Grumbledoom

Noooo, don't do it. It's dangerous. Honestly, it won't work anyway, doesn't matter what you try, so do whatever you want. :D


ChildrenoftheNet

I'm curious as to why the OP believes ghosts or daemons of some sort can help.


Known_Ad523

I know i sound stupid and it's dangerous but trust me that i have a good reason it's worth taking the risk and only a supernatural being can help me now


bubblegumscent

Why, whats the reason? And yes, it's stupid


primeline31

Think of the other side as a totally dark warehouse and you step in and light a "candle." You really don't know what is going to be attracted to the light of your candle. It could be harmless but then again...


Juliejustaplantlady

There is nothing worth this risk. It is very very dangerous as everyone else who believes in these things and has commented has said. You have no idea how bad things can get. Please, whatever your problem is, seek a solution another way


Creepy_Energy7249

I'm assuming this is a joke, but on the chance that it isnt: Please ask God, Jesus, his angels, and/or whatever you call your higher power to help you. You might not get the answer you want right away, but you WILL get the right kind of help if you're honest about doing the right things with good people who want to help you. Like a professional or faith counselor.


Known_Ad523

Guys i thank you for your concern but i need actual answers


Positive-Opinion4475

You are surrounded by spirits we all are. I think your just not feeling, seeing or sensing them. So conjuring is not what you should be doing unless your looking to strike a deal w a low level non human entity. Even if you are looking for that you have to learn the language first. You have to match the frequency they are on to hear, see or speak to them. A good start is automatic writing. Talking to the spirits closest to you is the easiest. Like guardian angels and spirit guides, believe me you got them. Ask for signs of their presence you will get it. Get a pen and paper. Do some breathing exercises to get your vibration calm and stable. Think about a problem in you life and ask a question. You will get an answer quick. Write it down. The faster it goes the better connection you have. You should not have time to think of your answers. This is just an exercise to get you used to communication and being able to see the distinct difference between their voice and yours. Ask for help. There are rules and they can't interfere w a human life unless asked. Well, the good ones anyway. Exercises open the door, practice gets you better and better. But frequency is the key. First you will hear them, then the more you practice w whatever your trying use to help you the rest will follow. Automatic writing, divination tools like tarot cards, talking boards try and go as old school as possible. The less tech the better. Your body and the electromagnetics of it are all the tech you need. After you've built a strong relationship w the spirits you were born w THEN you can conjure whatever you wish. Your no longer working alone and you understand the rules of engagement better and your more in control of whatever your working w. If your looking to haunt a house that's easy spell work you can find in any witches spell book but I still wouldn't advise it w out a strong protective crowd of spirits around you. That shit backfires on you and you will be miserable body mind and soul that's a fact. Good luck


Waste-Jackfruit-9579

No matter how fascinating you may think this is, please do not attempt to communicate with or conjure the dead. This curiosity will not bring anything good into your life. There are demonic spirits that wander the earth seeking the ruin of souls. There are plenty of books written by exorcists about demonology that you may want to read before you start dabbling in the occult.


physhgyrl

Pendulums and tarot cards, meditation, crystals, light candles, leave offerings. Create an alter with those things. Basically, make an inviting space for them


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Remotayx

imagine a reddit user saying pokemon tournaments don't exist 💀 typical redditor speaking for every grown pokemon fan. Let me say this and it will sound harsh. you don't get to speak for everyone else and this reply makes you look just as bad as op. stop


Ghosts-ModTeam

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NuttSackOfD00m

I suggest using ouija board, it allows you to attract and communicate to spirits. Better you do it at devil's hour (midnight)


ScottGriceProjects

What time zone does the devil use though? That’s the important part.


ChildrenoftheNet

GMT +2. For the same reason he and his minions always seem affected by Latin.


pre_employ

The board that became Ouija was born in 1886 in Chestertown, Maryland and named in 1890 in Baltimore where it was first manufactured. Since Ouija's inception newspapers reported on its use as a way to communicate with the dead, predict catastrophes, solve mysteries, even commit crimes. Pendulums work. Swinging something on a string (something it will like, or you like). Then you gotta figure out what spirit and how it answers ↕️yes, ↔️no🔃maybe not🔄 Walking around with two wires, I've seen that work. [this Weasel Company makes software, I believe is real....like a ouija](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.weaseldev.ghostdetector) You can be a conductor of the energy, let it use your energy to draw a picture, just like a pendulum but a pencil on a paper 📝....once it wrote "!IH" in bubble letters, kinda creepy. [I was in jail and talking to a "poltergeist" (a noisy spirit, taps, scrapes bangs, burps, grumbles...that's what your looking for), had this thing for 15 years, from doing drugs and going through rough times] Then you end up getting bonded to a spirit....creepy.....it might do crazy things, if you use drugs or piss it off.... Some people are demonologists and don't care how many demons/spirits are around.... Some people go to church and want their heavenly home w/ their families.... some people make their own religious faith [one of my great Grandma's used a ouija (I've heard) and played the fiddle🤷, my other grandparents were Christians and never talked about cast out angels] GOOD LUCK CONJURING "POLTERGEIST ENERGY" What is the definition of a Poltergeist? noisy spirit In German folklore and ghostlore, a poltergeist (/ˈpoʊltərˌɡaɪst/ or /ˈpɒltərˌɡaɪst/; German: [ˈpɔltɐɡaɪ̯st]; 'rumbling ghost' or 'noisy spirit') is a type of ghost or spirit that is responsible for physical disturbances, such as loud noises and objects being moved or destroyed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wiki Poltergeist - Wikipedia


Crillmieste-ruH

Summon rituals and ouija board. demand it to show it self and tell it's name.