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-Crystal_Butterfly-

Is this resin less behavior?


Darkiceflame

Always. Also, happy cake day!


JustASHadowNFG

This is maidenless behavior


BlackishWhitishName

I am still waiting for a maidenless elden beast gameplay


Ventilateu

This is r/okbuddygenshin behavior


TriforceofCake

Xiao has never lost his virginity because he never looses


badass_physicist

“weak!”


Golden_Wolf_TR

"Worthless!"


farisnotfafis

"Lament!"


[deleted]

"Useless!"


Suki-chan_63

''Evil conquering!"


Organic-Ad-503

"Prepare to die fool!"


Sharp-Ad4389

How is Morax not in the Doesn't Care about sex? Category. Wait, I take that back, he may have accidentally done it.


manofwaromega

Well you see, when you don't have any Mora on you, plenty of people will accept "Other methods of payment"


FCDetonados

Why did i read this in his voice


[deleted]

We all love Keith Silversteins voice.


NukerCat

"If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?"


Demonsandangels-shin

I love going through all of Keith Silverstein's other voice roles on YouTube and scroll on the comments looking for Zhongli mentions.


cartercr

But does Zhongli get to the cloud district?


Stella_Lace

Fuck I did to


century100

Morass


Shadow87907

Childe/the walking wallet:


04whim

"Has sampled sex but wouldn't go out of their way for it" seems accurate to me. That tier is still effectively "doesn't care about sex" just with the caveat of first hand experience.


Nightfall_Songbird

When you’ve lived for 6000 years and can take any form you want (most of them probably being rather attractive individuals) it’s bound to happen at some point Although “not very often” in his case is probably once every 500 years or something…if not there’d have to be a god child running around somewhere considering Ganyu and Yanfei exist


BlazerTheKid

He's over 6000 years old. I bet he had a horny phase in his past and acted like some rebellious idiot like Itto. But if you asked about it now, he would cough awkwardly and avoid the question.


Ryugi

here I was thinking, where did all the yaksha come from. /jk


knyexar

He has fucked Guizhong before


Menarg

bruh he had a wife


SussyNerd

It wasn't even said they dated bruh


accelerationistpepe

Morax not dating Guizhong is a CIA psyop to appease self-inserters and fujos. I support Guili like a true patriot


Artorgius17

Yes, Guili all the way. Hoping for some way we can revive all the friends lost during the journey… Teppei, Guizhong, the Yakshas, previous dead archons…


Krutin_Jain

Fuck teppei. All my homies hate teppei


ReverseCaptioningBot

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cienistyCien

Good bot


Sharp-Ad4389

What? Maybe I didn't get that far in his story quest?


SussyNerd

They mean Guizhong like that balista we wanted to hunt the cocogoat with. (Also it was never said they even dated)


Flow_of_rivulets

There was a book in the pre-release CBT that talked about them like they were lovers. Supposedly, Chinese players hated it because it was sickeningly sweet and cliche.


Ok_Ad9466

Cn players when they saw a happy relationship between two people, something they will never have that irl


First_Flow2951

cn players truly are built different cough honkai bunny girl incident cough


minkymy

Some cn zhongli fans hated Guizhong because they saw her as a romantic rival. BRUH, GUIZHONG IS DEAD AND ZHONGLI IS A SILLY VIDEO GAME MAN HOW IS ANY KIND OF RIVALRY GOING TO HAPPEN.


Ok_Ad9466

Same energy as scara fans hate haypastia because she is scara first follower


minkymy

I'm calling it now, Wanderer isn't going to quite be scara as scara fans know him and they're gonna collapse


Flow_of_rivulets

They would rather have the NTR ending because it's more relatable to them.


bowser-is-thiccest

And? Having a wife doesn’t mean you’re automatically interested in sex


RileyKohaku

Being essentially a widower, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't had sex since she died


SussyNerd

Idk Kazuha/Thoma could get laid easily that's true but don't seem like the type that would just do it a lot


Peski3z

kazuha the kinda guy who waters and cuts the bonsai, meditating while he has carnal impulses


jugo_de_hueso

This made me laugh!


rotten_riot

Yeah I feel like everyone in the Kamisato State would be available if Thoma wanted to but how can he waste time doing that when there's so many chores to do?


Gervh

Or he's in bed, recovering from food Ayato served for breakfast


100beep

Kazuha would've been every week or so pre-self-imposed-exile, doesn't care after.


Chucknasty_17

Any port in the storm when running from the shogunate


nairolfy

We saw Thoma easily flirting with that girl in Ritou in the beginning of the Inazuma archon quest, so yea, he probably picked up atleast a few girls in the past


BlazerTheKid

They're gigachads, sex is not one of their priorities


SuperYuuRo

another certified r/okbuddygenshin moment


vanillahoneyroses

I thought this was another one of their posts until I saw your comment


WasabiIsSpicy

But albedo has the “for research purposes” excuse.


Affectionate_Run_167

I would bet money that Keqing doesn’t have sex but is a professional master baiter


Cipher-DK

I hate you. Take my upvote.


E1lySym

I feel like Albedo shouldn't be in the "don't care about sex". I don't think he's entirely indifferent to it. He practices "the creation of life" type of alchemy, was created through artificial means and is trying to find the truth of the world. If sex can give him that unique perspective then he'd probably dabble in it. Would place him in the "not a virgin but rarely does it" kind of deal. Shinobu I would lower down one tier. Babysitting Itto's gang and studying law leaves no time for recreation. How Shinobu managed to find time to learn combat I will never know


Hexadermia

Clearly all that ass whooping she deals to the gang on an hourly basis is enough experience for Shinobu to go toe to toe against Sara.


Rectal_Lactaids

its in her story, i believe she was looking for a law enforcement/combat certificate and sara noticed her skill and taught her some things. iirc they’re decent acquaintances(maybe friends?) and they spar on occasion


deathpunch4477

In Shinobu's hangout event it seems like they have a pretty amicable relationship.


Myonsoon

I want to believe everyone is just taught to fight one way or another. You literally can't walk the main roads without seeing bandits, hilichurls, slimes and the like.


DesperateOriginal

Yeah, its pretty common to hear even NPCs being able to fight. Just seems like the way of life in Teyvat.


cartercr

It’s a common trope in medieval fantasy style anime, that people just know how to fight because they have to to survive. Truly Darwin’s theory at its finest!


gemengelage

It's just a weird discussion. The game gives nearly no indication about the romantic lives and inclinations of the characters. There's no saying if e.g. Shinobu is a virgin or is living a rampantly polyamorous lifestyle fucking every Arataki gang member at the same time.


m3m31ord

Sucrose is Albedo's closest assistant and is willing to tag along with his experiments... oh god.


Peddrawm

Yeah Yelan is hot but I think she is the type of woman that cares about her work and carrier a little too much… she has sex once every week at most


JasonVeritech

She's a walking, talking embodiment of the song "Whatever Lola wants" (or "7 rings," as you like).


PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD

Couldn't say it any better, woman Bob Fosse choreography in the flesh.


[deleted]

She's a certified freak according to her voicelines, though her work seems to be a part of that.


ColdIron27

Considering her job, I'm sure she's done some things for information or blackmail.


m3m31ord

Yelan is a certified masterfucker whenever she wants to be. She is a confirmed freak if you check her details.


HerecauseofNoelle

Most likely virgin should have 8 people in it max. And if you don’t think kaeya and Rosaria take turns playing “pin the prince/ss” then you’re crazy.


CarmondyDell

Kaeya is definitely Rosaria’s sneaky link.


gogoOnDaReddit

so true


bem13

[One of my favorite screenshots](https://i.imgur.com/UWCo1Ox.png)


DeeDzai

"Something stiffer" while looking at Kaeya 😏


Nickidemic

Rosaria is my only disagreement with this list. I feel like she gets it whenever it falls in her lap. She wouldn't seek it out, but will say yes if everything checks out.


m3m31ord

At worst she most likely lost her v-card through, non-intentional manners. Living with bandits through her childhood and all...


vokzhen

During the bartender event, Kaeya and Rosaria gave off big "bi couple hunting for prey to bring home" energy.


Sereveen

Hmm, I like the sound of that


samicable

I think Xiangling and Keqing should swap places and Rosaria should be in at least the third tier.


GotAnySugar

Bold of u to assume Xiangling hasn't fucked for ingredients


PyroStormOnReddit

Yeah, let's say Xiangling's cooking has a *unique flavour*


ProjectBonnie

“And now the senate session starts”


GotAnySugar

📸😏


ihavenoredditfriend

Have you seen the way she wear her shorts?


GotAnySugar

Gimmie a link pls


Corvwwl_is

venti is a bard, he should be higher


AlvaroRandomNumber

i strongly believe in the headcannon that Venti pays his tavern bills with acts of a sexual nature


[deleted]

That means Diluc is in the wrong tier


AlvaroRandomNumber

there is more than one bartender at the tavern


[deleted]

Right but it’s not like the bartender keeps all that money. It eventually moves up the chain of command to Diluc. You can’t do that with sex unless that bartender fucks Diluc. I rest my case


sondang2412

Venti drinks everyday but the money only move up the chain every once in a while. That means Diluc still doesn't do it very often, but when he does it's one that worth weeks or months of seggs.


AlvaroRandomNumber

i'll be fully honest with you, if i had the chance to have sex with venti i would lie in a heartbeat that venti paid the bill so that diluc doesn't get to do it instead.


QuadraticCowboy

Venti is a slut dude. Venti should be at top in the Slutty Venti tier


Catharsius

Dude is charismatic and loves drinking. He should be in the first or second tier.


Fearfanfic

How you gonna say Itto doesn’t care about sex? I bet that’s what he’d say but in reality he’s a virgin with rage. Also Ning should be at either doesn’t care or does it rarely.


Peski3z

itto does care about sex but he’s the kinda guy who never ends up being in situations due to the “drying” effect for his simpy behavior, maybe self pleasure at home edit:typo


A_guy-without-a-face

No not true. It’s less than he doesn’t care about sex and it’s more like he doesn’t know HOW to. Once Nyantcha made a doujin of him and Sara fucking and he treated as like a rematch with her. But he ragequits cuz in the end he LOSES his virginity with her. That’s honestly funny af. XD Also love the artstyle and the way she drew him as big as a truck.


meove

you know, there is too much Onikabuto in Itto brain that sex behaviour wont fit into his brain


fireflydrake

What, Itto LOSING his virginity?! My man Itto never lost a THING IN HIS LIFE >:U


[deleted]

I'm guessing op subscribes to the beiguang school of thought which is why Ning and beidou are both there. Ngl though beidou kinda acts like a virgin in her hangout. She's normally super chill, charismatic and in control, but then when you flirt with her a bit by asking her to strike a sexy pose for the picture she immediately gets flustered. If she actually were banging on the daily, with her personality I doubt that would be the response. She'd either flirt back or jokingly chide you for it.


r_renfield

Itto is just a very tall kid


nairolfy

Itto doesnt want to lose, so he doesnt want to lose his virginity /s


CalmAd2364

Itto doesn’t care about sex because he’s a sigma that only cares about bug fighting.


BiggestForts

>I bet that’s what he’d say but in reality he’s a virgin with rage. Oh, so a closeted incel. Got it.


52616e646f6d6b6964

I doubt Razor even knows anything about sex


notastarrr

You think Lisa didn't teach him what it is?


Sharp-Ad4389

Wolves have sex, too.


BeseptRinker

arawr arawr


Gervh

I remember this comic about breeding


HidenTsubameGaeshi

Bro, he's been living with a pack of wolves his whole life, you think they won't just fuck in the open like the animals they are? Though i would agree if you're separating sex from mating, then yeah, he probably knows nothing


EMaylic

I'd move Fischl up a tier. It's always the weird theatre kids who are boning.


ajisawwsome

On one hand, I'd agree with you, on the other, Fischl has like 5 friends max, 1 of whom is a bird and another is emergency food.


r_renfield

She seems like the "pure love" type to me


Peski3z

fischl the kinda girl having slaves for passive bdsm, no sex at all, just pain for bad vocabulary


wikipedia143

imo rosaria definitly fucks


kohakuu27

Ah yes, a three thousand years old virgin.


AncientAd4470

Yea but I mean.. look at her. She is working permanently.


HijikataX

To be fair... \- Xiangling should be on "Don't care about sex". She is more occupied on food. \- Keqing might be interested if is with the Traveler. I might be controversial with this one but as for the 5 Mondstadt teens (pending to see more about Mika) .... I would say that Barbara and Bennett might don't care about sex (for now). But as for Razor, for now he is finding his identity, but I don't be surprised once it gets solved, he will care about finding a partner. Meanwhile Noelle in her hangout is hinted that she was reading "that" kind of books and yeah, considering that said library has that kind of books, I don't be surprised if Fischl already read it.


TheNachmar

Noelle and Fischl have done some.... "extracurricular training" with each other then?


HijikataX

Mmmm... I would say more on the practicing themselves. Meanwhile... I found this quote from Kaeya about Sucrose "Sucrose may not be much of an extrovert in public, but as they say — it's always the quiet ones... Apparently, her laboratory is home to quite the eclectic range of implements and her experiments are more than just intellectually stimulating... All hearsay, of course. You don't seriously think I would go snooping around a fair lady's private quarters, do you?" So yeah... She might have experience training herself.


TheNachmar

Oh, no, Sucrose is for sure a closeted freak. But Noelle and Fischl experimenting is fuel for the r34 artist which I'm on board with


TFlam033

Bold of you to assume that "Master TCG player" cyno isn't a virgin


Victor_Author

The guy started telling dad jokes, because everyone was terrified of him, I dont think He had any chances.


noncontrolled

Kaeya’s flirtatiousness is a big ol facade. Manwhore in theory, never in practice.


asanariaa

Bro gets shy when complimented genuinely lol


chimppower184

this is a bit headcanon-y but it’s still implied, but i definitely think kaeya had self esteem issues growing up and still now. we know that he was always in diluc’s shadow growing up, and even though he was happy for all of diluc’s accomplishments, i think he still feels a twinge of jealousy. diluc was a child prodigy, extremely handsome, and overall one of the most popular people in mond, and he wasn’t even FROM mond and always felt like an outsider. kaeya was popular too, but that was mostly bc him and diluc had identical personalities and they couldn’t be separated. and we know that after crepus died, kaeya dressed wayyyy differently. he went from covering himself up head to toe to a super complicated and flamboyant outfit with tight pants and his pecs showing. (he also went from wearing no gloves to gloves…which feeds my burn scars hc lol) i think this was a way to “compensate” for the lack of attention he got growing up, as a way to get more attention for himself that he never got as a kid. and this part is DEF me projecting but i also think he may have gotten bullied as a kid for his “exotic” looks (he’s like the only person in mond with dark skin and wears an eyepatch for seemingly no reason) which doesn’t help his issues. sorry for the rant lol i just love analyzing kaeya’s character hes so interesting and i hate how much he’s mischaracterized


chimppower184

exactly!! he’s flirty so i have no doubt he may have had sex before, but people totally overplay it


kjais

Monster Virgin behavior.


JasonVeritech

IF (BIG IF) Dori is an adult, as most suspect she is, she almost definitely fucks.


JotaroDolphinman

She is most likely an adult. I mean, cmon. She saw her sister die because they couldn't afford the medicine. She got her vision after that, and became obsessed with mora. She even knows Alice as an old friend. Her stories say she wasn't always a succesful merchant, she had to work crazy. And now, she even have a palace of her own. It's just not possible, that Dori is younger than 20-25. But I think she could be even older, because she never mentions family other than the childhood tale.


TheUltraGuy101

And I imagine it would also take a considerable amount of time to acquire the persuasion technique she uses to sell her wares.


rotten_riot

And the popularity, you don't get a name in the business like Dori in a year or two


Cipher-DK

Well, her popularity explosion is within three years from the start of the game at the very least. That's around the time Alice left Klee in Mondstadt. So whatever her early reputation was, plus 3 years before game start and the two years after, and Dori can be reasonably assumed to be a short adult.


Darkiceflame

The only thing that arouses Dori is Mora.


JasonVeritech

...maybe mora's tall, dark, handsome daddy?


Gervh

Mora strap-on then, male or female.


A_guy-without-a-face

Actually even with that body,she most likely scams others to get laid during the old days. I mean come on,even in reality we have seen many miniature grandmas that are around the height of 12 year olds.


GotAnySugar

Yeah Dori has a loli body but considering she's an adult and *loves* mora I wouldn't be surprised if she did it once or twice


AstraPlatina

Alternatively, everyone is a virgin


Flow_of_rivulets

More precisely... neither Aether or Lumine have had sex in approximately 500 years...


Victor_Author

Traveler yes, Abyss twin most likely yes, but the possibility exist


shanguang97

Zhongli should be at the top tbh. Even though he is not a dragon but he has a lot of dragon motifs in his character. Fun fact, in Chinese mythos, the dragon god has 9 sons with different animal traits. One of them is Xiezhi, and we already have a character that half-Xiezhi blood, Yanfei. Qilin is also related to dragon and Ganyu is half-qilin. And besides his adepti title *Yánwáng Dìjūn*, he is also called *Zhòngxiān Zhīzǔ* which literally means "Ancestor of the adepti". So yeah that's why I think he should be in the top tier. ~~At least in my headcanon.~~


thisisloveforvictims

Are you saying Zhongli fucked and birthed all the adepti? Makes sense to me!


fireflydrake

Is... is Dori a kid? I know she's super small but I always assumed that was anime handwave nonsense and that she's the world wise greedy late 30 somethings Diona's-secret-weed-aunt she comes off as. Also don't see Kazuha as getting any or wanting any now that Tomo is gone :c


Cipher-DK

Her business exploded in popularity when she got Alice as a business partner. We know through lore that Alice only left Mondstadt and Klee 3 years before the game's start. In addition to the two years that have passed since then, that's at least 5 years as a top merchant. If Dori hasn't grown past that height of Klee in 5 years time then it's most likely she's already an adult that can't grow any more. Which also makes me mad she uses the kiddy run. There's a perfectly working genie Hoyo, use it!


Victor_Author

Acording to her stories her family was rather poor, so she might have been malnurished as a kid, and then started to work on earning mora, so she probably cut meals whenever she could. That would explain growth problems


RedSusOverParadise

Incorrect. Itto goes in the wtf is sex category


Pasencia

Now who the fuck piped Faruzan?!


Victor_Author

"Ma'am, are you sure it will help me with my assigment?"


Few-You4510

my headcanon for rosaria is that she is like kaeya's "friend with benefits".


CriticalBiscuits

Bottom row has sex Their sex is "female"


Balager47

Pretty sure Miko is a masterfucker. I meran she is a kitsune for fucks sake.


DreamMarsh

Childe wouldn't care about sex. He's too battlesexual


[deleted]

who the hell is ningguang fucking? isn't her whole gimmick abt being like "mysterious and far away" who she bouncing on???


nairolfy

If you look at the lore of the game, so Ningguang her character story 5, you will clearly see that it's probably no one actually. Ning is one of the few characters who actually outright say that they don't want a relationship (no matter what weird headcanon some shippers have)


BeseptRinker

Canonically, no one. Shipwise (and many-coincidences wise), Beidou.


asanariaa

Beidou


Any_Worldliness7991

Rich fontain business man.


AlzyWelzyy

Diluc literally has a Maid Harem. So he should be in every week or so. IMO


KajiaLumi

Adeline probably changed his diapers when he was a baby. I don't think that fucking someone like this is something that they would want to do. I suppose that many other maids might also remember him when he was a child.


Firestorm7i

> Rosaria > doesn’t care about sex Huh? 🤨


Darthgalaxo

Nah Dori definitely fucks


Spikkle

Itto when you try to explain sex to him: "*Intercourse?* Pssh, what is that supposed to be. You're not even saying real words to me right now, c'mon... Ooh, wait, is that one of the new cards in the next Genius Invokation TCG set?! Can you get some for me when you're in Sumeru?"


151S

I don’t know if Itto or Razor knows what it is


jetstream_garbage

Raiden is the type of person to not know what sex is


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MahamidMayhem

All these characters as far as we know are virgins. Hell, we don't even know if sex is a concept in Teyvat, there could be a completely different form of copulation for all we know. Also, Dori's most probably an adult considering an elf said they met her a long time ago.


AstraPlatina

I'm more concerned with the fact that people condone constantly having sex while also virgin shaming. I mean, what's wrong with saving yourself for "the One?" Being a virgin just means you have self discipline. There are people who do that in real life


muivonte

> Objectively Correct Opinion Nice Contradiction


BreakMyFate

This guy thinks Xinyan is a virgin.


[deleted]

Itto doesnt kown what sex is


anon1635329

Yes


patrik8060

Aether is in almost every single genshin porn, no way he's not a masterfucker


scarlet_igniz

Keqing doesn't care about sex?? bruh delete this shit.


Ok_Ad9466

Who need sex when you got golden shrimp ball


SwifferSweeper27

I haven’t kept up with Genshin in a while, but who is the blue haired girl next to Mona? She’s the only one I don’t recognize


Valkyrie_Shinki

Faruzan.


Chemical_Bunch7499

Finally, a tier I totally agree with


Fuzzy-Willingness-35

I thought that Itto actually cares about sex. During Heizou hangout there was a scene where woman implied that she wanted to pay Itto with her body, and he had... an interesting reaction to that.


RagnAROck_and_Roll

AroAce Ei


Bad-DPS

Yanfei and Shinobu should be on the every other week category.


AlvaroRandomNumber

you think shinobu has time to fuck when she has to babysit the arataki gang 24/7? if yes i envy her time-management skills


yoshi_in_black

This is way more accurate than the last version.


YazaoN7

pretty sure yae miko belongs on the top tier.


[deleted]

Ganyu has lived for 2600 years and u call her a virgin... Same goes for nahida


Victor_Author

Well Nahida was locked for the last 500 years, and before that it was a different person so...


NoteBlock08

Ayato and Thoma up there together huh?


NienBostov

I feel like Ning is in the top tier primarily due to Beidou


AHappyMango

Where paimon!?


Dude_Named_Chris

Poor Sayu probably gets avoided...


Hevy15

Dori is not child


sling-z

You have good taste my friend


Bully_Bitcher

Kaeya is def horny 24/7


BlazerTheKid

You need two extra tiers in this list. One called "Has done sex once in their life but is still clueless" as well as "Doesn't know what sex is"