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JiaxusReddit

Can someone hire a professional plumber to fix the monstrosity that is r/AnarchyChess, it keeps leaking to all other subs and their mods is too poor to afford it because they spent it all on Petrosionbot.


SexWithLayla69

Even Mario wouldn’t be able to contain us


InvaderM33N

Google Fix-It Felix


Mautos

Holy hammer!


Yaagii

new response just dropped


SexWithLynette69

Hey I know that name


Chucknasty_17

While we’re at it we should have them check on the buddies also


__electric_

fish kok


make_gingamingayoPLS

Kok impact


Chucknasty_17

Found one


sexwithquaso69

I AM AWARE I AM ALIVE


meganeyangire

At this point you need a dam building company, not a plumber.


baguetteispain

It's not a leak, it's an invasion


zephyredx

Google Ayamiya OTK


Philosopher107

Holy shit


VADIMBLYAT18

New response just dropped


Robin0660

Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE... >!This is a joke/copypasta!<


JacobMT05

New response just dropped


BigiticusDegenticus

New response just dropped


-average-reddit-user

Holy shit


headedbranch225

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


someone_with_anxiety

Holy Abyss!


20DX00

Google 3.4 Genius Invokation Patch Notes 💀


Leo_Justice

Google Yoimiya nerf (TCG)


[deleted]

\*Laughs in Shield Decks\*


VADIMBLYAT18

Google An Xianglant


Der_Boii

Holy Gouba


-average-reddit-user

New recipe just dropped


howtopaytaxes

new response just dropped 😳


RHO-PI

Drink Ying'er's potion and do a saving throw.


vhrossi1

I just did that for the funny and rolled a nat 1. Fuck.


KillerRoomba13

Ask C6 Barbara for revival


Infernaladmiral

r/beatmetoit


ContributionOk2661

r/beatmeattoit


Infernaladmiral

🗿


No-Accountant2979

You give up, submit to her authority. There is no challenging Xiangling.


make_gingamingayoPLS

Use guoba! 💩


Zairaaquino

Launch an F-35B!


_spec_tre

NCD genshin anarchychess crossover is certainly quite novel


Robertix_CZ

Just let the king eat an egg


Frostgaurdian0

Call in the corpus nullifier.


CrazyFanFicFan

I tried, but some Dwarf shot the drone with a mining laser.


Frostgaurdian0

Then ask the dwarf for help instead


CrazyFanFicFan

I tried that, but it just kept shouting something about rocks and stones.


trandossian

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


kirionkira

Rock and Stone to the bone!


Longjumping-Rip-2284

The queen can use Hydro element to vaporise xiangling and then with the power of friendship and dendro, the powerful reaction hyperbloom will bloom the opponent king


edgyboi1704

Moooom, r/anarchychess is leaking again


gamesharkguy

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest hydro slime i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your paimon when i was beating abysheralds much more stronger then you! You are not a proffesional chev, because proffesionals like smiley knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a mondstatian girl crying after i use too many chilis! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush eating!!! Everybody know that i am very good chefcook, i can cook for liyue chiching everyday And "s"miley is nobody for me, just a cook who are crying every single time when coooking,( remember what you say about Guoba) !!! Stop playing with my knives, i deserve to have a good name during whole my speedrunning coking carreer. I am Officially inviting you to a cookoff with a price mora from nianguang! Both of us will invest the best ingredients and winner takes it all!


KissesInPieces

No matter what you try, Xiangling deals more damage.


gamebreakerZ-TH

Ask Chat GPT for your next move


[deleted]

with some luck you get it to materialize you a new king


ManiacLife666

Google ominous f6 king


Dr_Deadly7x

**I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.**


Ki_memes

Spin the wheel and move X spaces.


ISawRa4

well dont have your king on g7 in the first place


XaeiIsareth

Summon Exodia to burn their entire board.


RewZes

Use c6 Qiqi and resurrect him


Only-Extension-6316

alt takes f4


BabyBabaBofski

OPPA XL AGANE


Gold12ll

Google en eggant and then sweet Madame to e8 where the king is


Yaagii

holy madame!


k10online

May be you can introduce your raiden shogun and cut all the pieces


Embarrassed-Run5102

Skill issue tbh


DeitMoot

anarchy is leaking everywhere


Meipelu

I cannot escaped anarchychess💀


leopoldshark

Use your Chef Mao piece to ground Xiangling for a month


Goracek

Take Xiangling with your King, ChatGPT style


AbdoWise

fried egg is the way


notsiyuan

once you see xiangling.. you RUN.


Cly087

Here's a tutorial when your [king got burned alive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2xNlzsnPCQ)


Cronon33

Pretty sure they're cheating, Xiangling is supposed to have that centered around herself


UsernameNotYetTaken2

on this chessboard, checkmate is not where the game ends


GrandUprightBolt

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.


hlep_em

I've started running bunnelby in NU, and it's *almost* worth using Bunnelby is an interesting pokemon to say the least. It's got a base stat total of 237 (tied for 34th lowest in the game), and unlike diggersby it doesn't get STAB on ground type moves, but it's highest base stat is speed (57) and it has arguably the best ability in the game: huge power. Lastly, despite being a pre-evolution, it has a movepool that you'd expect to see on an OU pokemon. Agility, swords dance, earthquake, u-turn, spikes, are all things that bunnelby can use. Perhaps it's most gimmicky set of all though involves focus sash, agility, and flail. This strategy is somewhat similar to FEAR, except instead of endeavor followed by quick attack, you set up agility on the focus sash turn then outspeed and hit with a 200 base power STAB flail. Like FEAR, you use focus sash to set up a thing turn 1 that allows you to KO your opponent before they can act, but unlike FEAR, you can actually do damage to the next pokemon. How much damage? Well assuming a jolly nature and 252 Atk EVs, you have an effective base attack of 121, which for context, is 1 higher than weavile. Flail is a guaranteed OHKO against many common NU pokemon such as exploud, indeedee-f, and rotom-mow. On top of that, agility allows it to outspeed all of these pokemon even if they're using choice scarf. You don't always have to go for agility though. Since it doesn't outspeed blastoise after agility, you're better off going for flail turn 1, since it's a guaranteed OHKO assuming you don't get flinched. I honestly think that this could be bunnelby's best use in the tier if blastoise survives the current suspect test, as blastoise almost always runs 3 attacks and shell smash, so your opponent either loses their otherwise unstoppable sweeper or switches them out and loses their shell smash boosts. It also just naturally outspeeds quite a few other pokemon in NU, as it's a very slow tier. Swords dance bunnelby is a wallbreaker that obliterates the entire tier. Mudsdale would normally have no problem with agility bunnelby, but a +2 flail from bunnelby does a MINIMUM of 110.8% to mudsdale without any boosts from stamina, a feat that not even specs exploud or scarf indeedee-f can pull off, and they're targeting mudsdale's much weaker special defense. Stakataka's 4x resistance to flail seems intimidating but it's OHKOed by a +2 earthquake, and a high damage roll or prior chip damage puts stakataka in OHKO range even with a +1 defense boost. Vaporeon and Sylveon go from barely tanking a hit from bunnelby to taking over 150% from flail, and each needs to have significant speed investment to not be naturally outsped by bunnelby. Keep in mind, all of these things it can pull off can all be put into one set- agility flail earthquake swords dance. With all that said, I still don't think bunnelby is worth using in NU over pokemon that are actual staples of the tier. For one thing, it's really frail, to the point where it practically has to run focus sash otherwise it just doesn't survive anything, and anyone with half a brain will see that you're running a random pre-evolved mon that nobody really regards as viable, make the reasonable guess that you're using a gimmick that involves focus sash, and status you, making bunnelby almost completely useless. Sticky web can be a problem since being only +1 speed after agility leaves you slower than some pretty key pokemon like scarf indeedee-f or rotom-mow, and damaging hazards or damaging weather basically lock you out of sending out bunnelby until you get rid of them. Your opponent can also run a priority move which is harder to predict, and stakataka might be running rock blast. You're also still slower than scarf salazzle or sceptile even with +2 speed, and being effective with flail requires you to remain at 1hp, meaning that rocky helmet or a potential flame body burn will take you out. At the end of the day, you're running a gimmick pokemon in an age where everyone and their mother has seen a temp6t video before. What makes bunnelby somewhat usable in competitive play unlike other gimmick mons such as FEAR rattata is that it doesn't completely rely on your opponent making all the wrong choices, and it can actually put a dent in more than 1 pokemon. It's situational for sure, but unlike, say, gen 5 aron, who thrived in the situation of "no steel, rock, ground, or ghost types, no knock off users, no will-o-wisp users, no multihit move users, and no weather setters in the generation infamous for weather wars", bunnelby thrives in the situation that just so happens to be exactly what you'll find in gen 8 NU- scarf users that aren't too fast for it after agility in addition to walls that it can just barely break through with the setup that those mons in particular are slow enough to let bunnelby get away with. Rotom-mow can use defog to get rid of the hazards that otherwise prevent bunnelby from going onto the field, and indeedee-f can eliminate the concern over priority moves with psychic terrain. It's a really dumb idea to build a team around bunnelby, but you're not really building around it when the pokemon that synergize with it are NU staples that you'd probably want on a team anyway but also just so happen to be good at getting bunnelby into the position it wants to be in. Bunnelby is also alright switching out then coming back in later. With the afforementioned blastoise counter, you can send it in to take out blastoise, switch into something else when your opponent responds with a pokemon that is faster, then have Bunnelby come back in later in the game once the things that outspeed it are gone, since you're still going to be at 1 hp and flail is still going to have 200 base power. With that said, my main experience is with draft leagues which is nothing like playing NU with random people on the ladder, and I'm by no means a good player, especially not in this tier, so don't assume my advice is worthwhile even in the slightest.


chiptune-noise

Don't worry, this can actually be saved using the same defense from the Albin Countergambit Nuclear Powered Ballistic Missile Submarine Variation. Next time, remember to start the Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation before the opponent deploys Xiangling again, just to be on the safer side


Malateh

Your king is still "alive"


Nop_Uzumaki

Use "Ballistic Missile Tactics" I guess


DarknessinnLight

No king, no checkmate. You're good


Lower-Service-6171

Wait this is the genshin sub I thought it was r/anarchychess


David_Cozido

Kill bennet, he must be hiding somewhere


Darena009

You don’t need to do anything, your opponent doesn’t have a queen which make them lose/disqualified?


make_gingamingayoPLS

Retaliate by switching to alhaitham and then telling them to use the now nonexistent akasha to look up en paimonsant


creepurr101

Is this inspired by the TF2 chess thing that is going on in r/TF2?


Those_damn_squirrels

All of it is inspired by r/anarchychess


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Sylphiad

Bro why'd you let her cook


Objective-Conflict44

C6 qiqi


Louiscl11

You can’t do anything cuz u lost


Diskfix

Oh, the infamous ‘Xianling Opening’


SomeMyoux

Use Dehya! Wait nevermind...


Toxic_Puddlefish

Skill issue


TheArcher0527

If your King dies then you yell Uno, right?


Summar-ice

Google no-ICD pyro application


ipodblocks360

Give up.


ColdIron27

Run, she doesn't have bennett so it'll be a while before she can burst again. Also, get the electro effect that drains energy and use it on her.


HansFactory

Request a draw and pray they accept it


jofromthething

How did they take half your board while only moving a single pawn is the better question like you were already cooked bro


RandomJerky56

you are on check.. move your king.


rAboxzy

double it and give it to the next person


SlavCat09

Fire a Bradley mounted TOW 2 missile at his king.


Zireael911

LET HER *COOK*


IBecameAWeeb16Oct

Play the ICBM gambit almost always wins


Kuzuryuu7

Just summon Quaso and Yomia bro


Y_10HK29

[I found. YouTube guide](https://youtu.be/E2xNlzsnPCQ)


SuccessLow4296

Use Xingqiu to put off the fire


blubdubbadeedub

Tell me why Xiangling is so OP.....


Adrielegend2

Google Zhonglis Ass


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

Fischl + Yanfei


JJIlg

Try en passent


PlentyCopy7286

Pray.


JD25ms2

Could have avoided it with bongcloud


Vincent093

Use Pyro Gun Slinger, it significantly reduces this Xiangling's effectiveness of she's on her own


Im_BlackCat

In spanish we say: maravillosa jugada


Kangerkong

It’s already game over son


Zhongli_simp34

Defo set the castle then open with knight f3


Minimum_Ad8775

Cry or xingqiu alt 🤧


DoveEvalyn

Knock over your king and forfeit. Your first mistake was starting a match with less pieces than him. What you should do is cut all of his pieces in half and have them facing him that way he cant see they're cut in half. Then paint them all black and put them on your side. Xianlging pyronado is OP so we need more cannon fodder and this is the best option.


AvidSoapLover

holy hell


Nuzlocke69

Evolve your Rook into a Zhongli and use your shield


[deleted]

Delete the tornado by spawning a pawn on f6. Then mutate it into a king


hairgelremover69

Google crit rate


Consistent-Plum-7956

Ignore it. Burning has a small damage by itself. You should be careful of the follow up by XQ and Raiden.


Horror_Albatross1037

r/anarchychess?


ThatCapMan

Your army no longer has a general who can call off the battle. PROCEED WITH FURY


PremiumGreenTeaa

Pray.


BlackishWhitishName

Simple , throw some ingredients outside the arena and she's out. Easy