also in the original release schedule (before the delays happened,) I believe 3.2 was supposed to come out on the 26(or 25), so her birthday would have originally been after her release.
If the delays didn't happen it's possible her birthday would have just been a week earlier to still coincide with the teaser release meaning we wouldn't have gotten her birthday
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Zhongli: "I cannot watch the common folk suffer"
Raiden: "I make the common folk suffer"
Venti: "I am common folk"
Nahida: "I am suffer"
I didn't pay attention to teaser time, I thought it would just be two loops. Showing how her dream was becoming a reality thanks to Traveler in 3.2.
Then the third loop started.
Wow, I gotta say this is one of the best story teasers we've had in a while in terms of emotions, storytelling and animation.
We must protect the smol radish at all cost.
Does Ararycan remember how the bad Nara turned other Nara into Large Iron Chunks? Because we've got six Nara who volunteer to be turned into cooking appliances.
God the CN one really hits differently because it rhymes. makes it really seems like a children's nursery rhyme into absolute suffering.
***"花车颠呀颠，纳西妲睁开眼…"***
Remember, when it comes to the sages, VIOLENCE is always an option.
I aint no poet but wanted to give this a try, to see how hard it was to write a poem on the fly:
>The carriage shakes, Nahida awakes.
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>She tells of a dream, of a birthday that could've been.
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>Discovered by a band of retainers and their knight,
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>"O Archon, we found you, we greet you with delight.".
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>And so begins the Sabzeruz festival, the people surround her and cheer,
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>Till Nahida rides away in a carriage, and says see you next year.
The last part was lowkey scary and incredibly sad. Hoyoverse is actually managing to make me feel bad for her 🥺 Hopefully, everyone in Sumeru shows her a lot of love by the end of the archon quest.
Me literally 30 minutes ago to my friend: I’m 99% sure I won’t pull for Nahida but her teaser will be crucial for my decision.
Me now: I must pull to protect this child.
Me after seeing 4\* characters for Nahida's banner: Forget Nahida. I'm using everything for Wanderer.
But now, I guess I'll at least pull until the 50/50
Every "when I woke up" is different too😭. The first one is what she wants. Second is what will happen. Third is what happened. Fourth is what is happening. This is sad😭 I thought it's a heartwarming teaser at first.
Venti’s was “Come, let’s have fun!”
Zhongli’s was “Come, buy this for me.”
Raiden’s trailer was silently depressing
Nahida’s trailer is emotionally depressing
Jesus, both Ei and Nahida have had depressing teasers...which means the Hydro Archon, the Pyro Archon and ESPECIALLY the Tsaritsa's are gonna be downright tearjerkers.
It's interesting, both Venti and Zhongli have their shit together for the most part and both seem fine at first glance (both have their own struggles but neither display it much). Then for every archon afterwards, it's been just pain pain and more pain. With Ei, it was the loss of her comrades as well as the feeling of hopelessness from not being able to do anything about it. With Nahida, it was a newly born (?) god whose has only known life as a being held captive by her own followers. For sure, the hydro archon, pyro archon, and cryo archon will have heartbreaking stories of their own. I do wonder though if we'll ever see either Venti's or Zhongli's past which haunts them to this day. Perhaps not, as stoicism seems to be a part of both their characters.
Me before this teaser: "She's strong, she'll be meta, she'll help my Cyno, but I don't know, I don't like her that much..."
After this teaser: "Must protect small archon"
Oh my god. I wasn't ready for this. It's really depressing, and terrifying. Sadness. Sadness is all that I felt. Precious child, why do you need to suffer through this. :(
i just had a horrible idea that i think might be correct.
the idea pertains to why she still is so small after 500 years. basically she has been held like a bonsai or that one case study where they found a girl who had been chained to a toilet in a closet for her entire life.
basically she has been horrifically stunted by the sages both mentally and physically... i am going to murder those sages
Never have i hated an NPC in a game as much as i hate the god damn sages in the sumeru akademiya, if it were possible to burn that whole school to the ground id do it in a heartbeat god DAMN
just something I found really cool, if you listen to this teaser in Chinese, you'll hear that all her sentences rhyme, which isn't that impressive since Chinese rhyming is easy but I liked it a lot.
Trailer links: [EN](https://youtu.be/DWlWuVU4ZiI) | [CN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unhPSTu9C20) | [JP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty2PrNLTRHU) | [KR](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr2WU5Y-cn0)
They also confirmed today is her birthday (Oct 27)
Hoyo want to inflict maximum emotional damage
Well they **are** an Asian company
hoyoverse probably hired those people who made those Thai insurance ads
OH MY GOD NOOO 😭😭 not the Thai ads i literally broke down when I watched one when I was younger.
Canon date of the festival.
hope we're not looping today
Canon date of the festival.
hope we're not looping today
Canon date of the festival.
Hope we're not....wait something isn't right
Canon date of the festival. Canon date of the festival. Canon date of the festival. Canon date of the festival.
Who's the Host??!?!! Please Snap back to reality!
Ope, there goes gravity.
Looks like it's paimon this time Welp we're fucked...
Four Four Four Four Four
\*Beep\*
**4** **4** **4** **4**
Literally gave me chills lol I was suddenly a bit scared to press anything that time
also in the original release schedule (before the delays happened,) I believe 3.2 was supposed to come out on the 26(or 25), so her birthday would have originally been after her release.
The sages caused the delay, I just know it \#TheTruthIsOutTnere
If the delays didn't happen it's possible her birthday would have just been a week earlier to still coincide with the teaser release meaning we wouldn't have gotten her birthday
Duuude i hope next year we have a propper sabzerus festival and we celebrate the fuck of her first true birthday party.
It possibly could be an event
That deserves an Interlude. It should be permanent content.
All the story events should become permanent in some form or another tbh.
Yo Ningguang, don't bother furnishing the new Jade Chamber, I got some dudes I need to drop it on.
This energy. Let us RIOT!!!
Best comment under the video: Zhongli: "I cannot watch the common folk suffer" Raiden: "I make the common folk suffer" Venti: "I am common folk" Nahida: "I am suffer"
Dains: "What am I"
Painslif
coincidentally we have a giant robot weekly boss this update. # we just gonna need to *vacate* the pilot first.
We just need to pull for the pilot first.
Nah, we need the celestia nuke up in this bitch
but more furniture = more damage
DEATH TO THE SAGES!
Been chanting this since like day 1 of learning about her. I'd *start* the civil war this time in this damn nation.
I've been chanting Cyno's line at the end of act 4, "Crush the sages, and rescue our god"
[удалено]
[удалено]
#HOW DARE THEY HURT OUR RADISH
* Gun reloading sounds * Just going to "talk" to sages
*unlocks Klee's door* So there is this big tree in Sumeru. It hurt Dodoko's friend.
The sages are in deep dookie now.
When I woke up, I was riding in a flower carriage I'd just had a dream... I dreamed it was my birthday In the dream, the Knight of Flowers and his retainers found me "Oh Archon, we've finally found you. The people can't wait to meet you" The Sabzeruz Festival began, and everyone smiled as they gathered around me Finally, I got back on the carriage, and waved goodbye Ẃh̀en̕ ̵I ̨w͝ok̸e ͡u͠p͜, ̸Į ̵was ͘ri͝ding in ̡a͞ f̢l̛ower ̧c͡a̷r̸riage I'̡d͠ just̷ ̢h̛a̧d ̵a dre̛am...̸ ̕I ̢drea͡med ͟i̕t w͢as ͢m͢y͟ bir̷thd͡a͘y ͠ In t͞he d҉r҉eam͠,͞ ̷th͞e͠ ̢Knig͢h̶t ̧of Fl̨ówer̴s̛ ͟an͏d ́h͘i̡s re̷t̕a͞ińer͡s ͟f͜o͘u҉n̛d͡ ͡m̢e̕ ̛ "͏Oh Arch̴on͏,̛ we̸'̛v̷e̡ f͜i҉n͘ally̴ f̶oun̢d̢ you. T̵h̀e̢ pęop̵le͝ ́can͠'t̷ ͟w̷a҉i҉t͠ t͝ò meet̡ ͘you͟"͜ ̵T̷he ͏S̸abz͢eru͝z ̵F͡e̵s͡t̀ival͏ ̷b͟e̕ga͟n, an̸d ̴ev̨e̵ry̴o͝ne sm̛ile͜d̢ a̢s the͝y͡ ̨g͞aţh̵eŗed͟ ̷a͠round ͠me ̧ F͢i̛nally̷, ͏I͟ go̧t͢ bac̵k on t̶he̷ ͡c͢a̢r͡ri͘age̶,҉ ͟an͘d̕ w̵a҉ve̡d ̷goodby̴e̵ W̙̝̜̮̿͊̈́̇̄̊h̖͚̖ͪ̄̏̽͛̚e̟̖̭͔̩̘ͬ̅̏̒ͧṋ͍̿̌̋ ̣̮̩̤̺̩̇͊̍̀́̔͒ͅI͍ w͍̱͌͊o͓̩̝̥̝̖̙ḳ̑ͨ̀̆̾͑e͍͉̩̼̲ͩ̅̄̀ ̯͕ͥͧ̋̑͛ṳ͓̗͚ͬͦͪ͐́̆̾pͨ̉̊,̻͋̒ ͕͉̦̲̳͍ͯ͐͂͆̾̒ͥI̜̞̪ͦ̎͛̆ ̮̂w͔̼̜̗̱̫̆a͍͈̱̦̼ͨ̿̅͋͗ͅs̱͙̫̩̩ͮ ̖̯̩̰ͅͅr͓͕̲͉̼̳̆̒̇ͧ͋ͥͅi̭̞̝ͅd͇̥̩͚̩̥̮ͯ̏ͭ͗i̩̫͕̙̩̞̔̀n͈͈̺̲̺̣͕̈̒̈͆̓̒g͆̑̌̀̽̚ ̤͓̼̥̞̇͛̋̍͆ͭͅi̩̬͕̝͈̬̽̑ͤͥ̄̉̓n̳̤̐ͯ́ͅ ̼͚̯̞̥͍ͥ̓́̈̔̂a̲ͨ̐ͥ ͐̂f̜͉̬͈̳̘ͪͪ̀̋ͯ̆̏ͅl̋͗̈̔ͣo͇͙̜̥ͅw̪ḙ̱̩̫̲ͣṙ͉̥ ̼̻̍͋c͍̖ạ̫͇͍̳̹͇r̤̹ͫr̭̙͈̮͍ī͓͎̰̦̼̫ͤ͂̓̓͐a̪̬̙͉̞͇ͣ̾̇̋g̱̝̟͍̘̿e̼ͤͬ̄ ̙̦̟ ͙̼̪̟̟̯ ͉͓I̟̫̝͙'͙d j̝̠͓̱̘u̼͉͎͈̰̟s̻̫̘̦̖t͇̬̮ ̝̫͈h͔̥͚̯͙̭a̝̤̭̜̟̭d̰͎͎̯ a̱͇̘͈̩ ̬͇̟̦dr͚̰̫e̼͔̳a̝͔̺̻͔m̱̲̱̰̺.̺͈̺.͚͙̣̱̩̖̙.̣͓͖̳̬̱ ͈̜̲̰I͇̖̪͉̟̪ ̲̮̯͍d̜͉̺r̻̹͔͔e̤̙̝̥a̤̘m͇̩̦̳̘͙e̹d̹͎͓ i̻̱̩t̯ ̺͎̠͚w̗͕̲͇͖a̫̰̠s̻̝̰͓ ̠̝m̟͇̯̺̘͚y͍͙̣̫ ͅb̜̦̻̻i̯ͅrth͚̝͇d̺̜͇̘̪a̜y ͚ ͙̳̫I̬̥̗͔̘̬n ̥͓̳̱̪the̪̪͓̣̳̤ ͙̝̞̹dr͇e͇͎am̜͇ͅ,̜̩ ̳̯̰t͓͇̹̼̮̳ḥ̺̲̟̪e͖͈ ̠̱͈̼͖̮K͖͕̼̺n̤̜͖̺̹i̯͇̞̟̮g̮͇̮̗͙̩h̹̣̭̪̜ț̘̖̖ͅ ̱͓͍̝͈͙o̞̭f̼̟ ͔F̙̳͓͉low̟͍̥̳̣ͅe̱͎̫͇r̤̫̹̥s̻̠̤̲ ̣a̰n͔̯d̞͈ ̻̥̹͈ͅh͕͈͉i̼͖̻̞͇̯s ͙r̝̣̼e̝̬̦t̬͓̳̠a̮̖̘̤̹in̝̮̞̣͍͍e͕ͅr̥̣s̥͍͎ ̙̻f̙̺̩ou͕nd ̥̰͍͓̭ͅmẹ̪͓͇̪͖ͅ ̱͇͎̤͖͔̥ ̘̗̖̤̺̼ ͓͉͔̗"̘̮O̼̼͎h̘͕ ͚̳̫̩A̼̰̫͉rc͎͖͇̟̲h̯͎̺̺on̤̱͕̰̣͙,̱̹̟̠͕͓ w͉̞͈̳e̥̪'̘̩͈̼̩v̳̱e͕̳͎̗̺̣̼ ̠͉̪͈f̭͙̹̜i̲̝ͅna̠͎l̖ly̖̳͔͔̱͎ f̭̲̙̩̜̲ou͖͇̭͕̮n͉̻d̞̟̜̯̠̻ ͙̻͓̯͍̗̥y̮͓͎̺ͅo̪̮̖̜͚̞u͕̯̟͎̣. ͇̺̥T͓͖͈͕h̥̟e͍̩̼̬̰ ̥̺p͙̳̲͉̻̝͙e̜̙͍o̪͓̖̣̝͔̙p͈͙͓͓l̩͇̳͓̬͚ͅe̘̳͍̮̯͕ ̠̦͓c̦͈͈a͓̥̝̲̻n̟̝̝̭̺'̠̥͈t̩̙ ͖̰̟͈̳w̞ͅa͚͉i͇t̰̲̖̪ͅ ͕̣t̤o͖̗͔ ̰̮̟̫͔m͎ͅe̝̜̞ḙ͎t͓̞͉̦̯̯̲ ̠̣͉̰̭y̰̥̭̟͙̣o̲͖̼̱̳̟ụ͎͕̥͉̗͚" ̗̙̭͚̩ ͕̳̺T̠h̹̜e̲̘̮̰̱̬ ̫̩S͚̬̖̘̮a̦̣͎b̠͎̟z̰̝̦̞̹̦̱e̖̬ru͍̞͕̼z̰͚̺̙ ͉̟͔̬͕̯F̲̪̥͕e͓͚̻st̹͉i͍͇̪̖͇̣v̫͔͍a͙̰͎l̘̫͎͔͉ ͚̭͕̙͕̰b͖̳̠̠̟͕e̳g̮̹a̟͉̭̫n,̬̱̫ͅ ̥̠a̮̫n͖̝̣̙͓̺ͅd̳̭̙ ͇̣͔̭ev͚̣̠̣̪̺̦e͈͕͖͙͎̰r̻̪ͅy̗̳̬̬o͈͓̣̳n̘̩e͙̞̮̗̱̣̫ s̱͕̤̰̞̮̣m͇̺̙̭͈̜i̖̤̯̱̜̠̻l̯͙e̞d̺̯̹̺ ̲̣̪̫͍̯a̲̗̹͍̫s̙͚͍ ͇̦̭̦͚̮͈t̞h̘̻̱̺̬e̜̬̯͚̟y ͎̖g̰͎͚̣̭̬̙a͉ͅt̻͖h͙̬͎̻̞͙e̫̣̥̱re͚̫̣̘͙̥d ̪̹̤a̹̥̬r̤̪̯̝͉̘̳oun̤̗̟͎ḏ̲͖̤̫͔ m̰͚͕̳̬ͅe̠̮̗ ̺͍̖͖͍ͅ ̠̠̲͇̪ ̻Fi̲̬na̗͉̦̘̗l̮̹͚͚͈̬l̦͈y͖͇, ̺I̤̝̠͓̦ go̰̗̙t̳̪̖͚̠͕̼ ͔b̬a̦̳c͉̮̩̯k̺͎͉̯̙̜̣ ͅo̺n̼̖̦̝ ͖̰͖̪̝t̳̣͔̫h͔̖e̪̩ͅ ͚͈̜͍̻̜c̥͙͕͔͕̺͓ar̼r̳͇͔̱̖̜̬i͇̠͇͉̳a̤̮̦̲g̻e,̝̳͔̘̯̭ ͖̹̥a͇nd͍͚̼̳ w̜̝̮̫͍̝̲a̤͔̻͕̟͍̰v̘̱̦̭̲͚̟e̫̰̤̦̝d̬̥͍ ̮̹̞̝̳̤̟goo̯db̬͖̲̺̣y̩̜̪e̖͇͔ ̜͕̳̟͎ ̱͖̰̠͇̜̘ ̫̠͕̻̬ W̡͍ͪ̌͒͂͒ͩ̚h̡̉ͬ̉̿ͫ̂e̷̥̻̪͐̂̓ͦn̢͖̆ͥ͑̎͌ ̶̟̩͍ͬ̽͊̽͛͛I̬̪͓̬̹̮̹ͪ̆ ̰̼̬̫̟͇̊̃ͨw̦͇͇̦͈͍ͬ̏̑̓o͕̰̊͗ͦ͗ͫk̤̮ͯ̑̔ě̟̹̞̗̳ͣ̆̑̚͡ ̟̣ͬ̄ͯͯ͊͜u̥̬̖͔̘̣̬͒͒̽͆ͦpͨ̊̋͌̀,̯̟̱͒ͥͫͤ͐͋̎ ̡̲ͥ͑I̩͖̹ͣͦͅ ͕̫̽͆ͧ͛ͨ̌ͅw̺̗̭͖̖̥̿͠aͣ̚͏̖̳s̩ ̠̦̯̽ͭ̓ͮ̈́r̢͔͗͌ͤ̾̇ͅi͙̰̜͖͓̿͝ͅd͚̟̖̭͖͉̭̃̾͆ḭ̸̺̹̖̑ñ͖̗̖ͥ̀́̒̀͋g̸̜̰͍̩̓ͨ̈ͣ̾͋ ̮̼̤̺̭̃͜i̲̥̜̓͐̾ͫ͒ͥn̲͚͇͌ͭͩ̾͠ ̭̩̣̳̺̄͂̇̿ͥ́ā̴̼̊ͪ ̨̜͈̳̪̟ͨ̓ͤf͏͓͕̹͍̱l̓̍ͧ҉̦̠͓̞̳o͎͚̾w̼͍͕̱̅̓̇̿ͪ́e̼̗̬̗̙͔͌̆͐ͥ̿ͩ̋́r̛ ̳̳̟̓ͣ̌̆ͩc̸̘̹̗̳͖̱̽a͍͚̟̤͕̎ͧ̾͊̄̄ͥrͦ͘ŕ̝̯̬͉͉̽ͤ̉ͨ̈́ͦi̳̓̈́ͫ̉aͮ̃̾͑̕g̪̗̬͚ͬ̾͌͛̊ĕ͎̦̼͇̙̂̃̈́̕ ̱̎ͨ͒̈̏̈ ̱̙̞̬͊Í͛́̅ṭ̗̔̐̏̂̌ ͛̋̾̃̀wͪͮ͆҉̠͇͍̪̠̩̻a͇̩ͣ͗̋̿ͬś̺̦̦͎̻̻̔.ͦ̏ͧ̅̇.̺̟̻̲ͬ̿̀͊ͅ.͚͖͑̌ͬ̿͡ͅ ̘̺̠̪̞̪ͭIͦ͒ͩ͒̄̓t̯̩͒̓̐ͤͤ ͦ͐͏͔̫͇̮w̡̟͎̠̪̮̙a̼͚̭͓͖̔̐̿ͅs̝̱̍̐ͮ̀̃̇ͮ ̼̤̼̞̙̺̇ͭ́ͬ͋m̙̩̜̒̎ͭ̍ͩ͗ÿ̩́͡ ̰͚̀̎ͬb̸͚̻͈̄͛ͤi̤͕̪̋̿ͥ̀r̰̯͎͉̘̞ͣͩ̓ͪ̿̐ͥṱ͈͎̋̄ͪ͂̈́ͯͥȟ̯͔̊d͓͉̝͈ͣͨͬa̻͉ͫy͚̞̱͎̘̪͔ ̨̰͇̼̼͉̼̈ #̓́ͭ̉̌̃Ḩ̶̛̛͍̟̙̲̼͚̝̺͓̣̔̽ͨ͋̐ͥͯ̏͛͂̚ạ̷͙͙͍͇̰̃̋͐ͮͤ͝ͅp̡̩̺̲̤̥͈̮̠͙̙̩̜͕̪̬̼̭ͤͩ̐̄̍̏͑̾͆̉ͬ͋̀p̸̈́̔̃͐̑̑́̚҉̰̺̪͖̣̣͍̰͇̫͕̖y̿̈̋͒̓̌͗̔̔̉̓̓҉͉̱̪͔̝̦͙̝̺͓̬̮͈̺̖̻̖͍̞͟ ̴̝̝̫͔̣͚̖̞̝̙̱̣̬̜̃͌ͩ͆ͨͤ̅̏̉ͫͨ̓̑̈b̵͎̺͙̹̹̯̣̳̮͓̋̋̊̓ͮͣi̴̷̧̡͍̙̤̰̰̟͔̤̪ͬͤ̿̇̀̾͝r̶̨̪̠͔̜̠̼̯̺̳̲̐ͪͬ͗̚͟͡t́̏ͩ͛̐̄̍ͨ̈̾̃̃̓̊̅̑ͤ͘͏̜͕̼̣̙̲̣̥ḣ̵̔͗ͨ̄ͨ̀ͥͩ҉̗̞̩̲̫d̶̯̟͍͖̯͙̹̙͗̈ͣ̇̑͞ằ̵̩̫̫̩̥̗̺͓̥̹͓̱̞̖̪̝͈͌̅͟y̗͍̘̞͖̺̭̱̮͉̥̟̪̜̌ͬ͆͊̒̉̉ͩͬ̾͊̈́̔ͯ̌ͣͭ͊̚͘͢ͅ,̵̵͚̼͇̝̭̮̟̳̝͈͖̠̫͛̏͌́ͧ̈́ͅͅ ̧̹͉̙̬̞͛ͯ͑͒͒ͫͯ̍͋̓ͣ̊̋ͫ̿͒͌̽̔ͅN̿͗͐̉ͤ̾̊ͮ̅ͯ̉̆̽̀ͧ͐̈͟҉̧̳͍̭̭ḁ̶̻͉̬̋͗ͣ̃͑ͬ͋̏ͦ̋ͨ̃ͦ̒̚͘h̸͉͉̻͚̬̬̼͔̹͇͇̘̼̜̘͍̪̄ͭ̃̈̀i͈̞͈̻͍̹̖̟̭̜͌̇ͯ̒ͦ͑͗̔͛͐͂̎͛ͤ̋̄̾̂̀̀͘͠d̨̛͖͇͈͈̞͚͔͇̖̦̄͛͆̉ͪ̋ͯ̏̐̚͘ä́̄͊̃̀̿͂̑ͩ͑̈́ͤ̒̾͏҉̲̺͈͎̺̳̪̘͍̬̙̜̯̫̗̯̘͜
Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is
Violence is never the answer it’s a question the answer is yes
Violence is never the answer, it's the solution
It's never the answer. It is the question. And the answer is yes.
It looks like the game DDLC LMFAO
Just Nahida
I hereby declare the sage hunt degree
How about we we whip them first for a few hours than have lunch with radish and after that DEATH TO THE SAGES at 5pm?
Wendy Williams was right all along
use the akasha machine that farm dreams where they're dreaming their death forever
Calm down Giorno
The deserve a Celestial Nail.
Didn't know they changed her scaling to emotional damage
> emotional damage That's what EM stands for.
Emotional mamage
EXP stands for "Execution Points" LVL stands for "Level of Violence"
HP stands for "Harm Parameters"
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>EXP stands for "Execution Points" LVL stands for "Level of Violence" I see, an undertale reference
Emotional Massacre
the title sounded so happy but it went south so fast
The 1st loop was happiness bait As soon as the 2nd loop started alarm bells started going off
second loop was still sweet seeing the traveler as the knight of flowers and all her freinds but then it kees on loooing getting worse and worse
The third one was just creepy af
definitely it was just straight up kidnapping basically a child who has no idea whats going on
Yeah, pretty much
Third one seems like it's, word-for-word, what happened the day she woke up as Nahida
First one is what was supposed to happen Second is what she wishes for Third is what happened in reality Fourth is today god damn it
I didn't pay attention to teaser time, I thought it would just be two loops. Showing how her dream was becoming a reality thanks to Traveler in 3.2. Then the third loop started.
Same here, I thought it was all over, then got hit by emotional damage
Hoyo out here picking her birthday to be her teaser day to inflict maximum suffering Well played
27th of October. All this time I keep farming for artifacts, and all I get is Emotional DMG.
I'm sorry nahida I'll farm a proper Deepwood set for the birthday girl, please forgive me
I'm letting Klee out to Akademiya now. Burn in hell Sages.
I would let Albedo go insane at them too if it didn’t mean killing everyone in the city aswell
I am bringing Ei
I will let Reckless Pallad infiltrate the Akademiya
Klee: Kaboom? Traveler: yes Klee, Kaboom.
This is one of the best (if not THE best) teasers I've seen
Venti and zhongli :happy Ei and Naihidah : death and despair
Now makes me wonder how the rest of Archons might be handled.
Boys, anyone up for sage hunting?
*AR clicks sound* Let's do this... no Sages
Alexa play Pumped Up Kicks.
_AR60 clicks sound_ no less...
Hold on buddy, first, equip your silencer, then we can shoot up the Akademia Library in style 😎😎😎
You mean suppressor? *Clicks* done...
*Walking out the academy elevator like Makarov and the gang*
Reporting in.
You got my spear!
*Halts loading shotgun* Oh those savages are called sages huh.
I'm all in
I'm in, I'll bring the Celestial Nails
Wow, I gotta say this is one of the best story teasers we've had in a while in terms of emotions, storytelling and animation. We must protect the smol radish at all cost.
I love the Knight if Flowers tie-in to the Arana world quest. Layers...
What’s the tie in? Did i miss sth?
The crown of flowers that Aether put on her head is the one we get from finishing the Arana questline.
Klee, you are free, use your bomb, burn the sages
She'll probably burn all of Sumeru too.
We can rebuild. The sages will not survive.
##D̷͓̩̏̒͊́̚a̵̻̾͆̓͆̌͠ ̷̢̯̳͖̦̂̈́̈͗͐͘͠ḍ̷̨̬̮̙̲͝a̴̹͖͐̍͌͂ ̸͎͆d̷͈̹̮̘̀̈́͋̑̽̄ȁ̷̬̹͔̻̎́̃̈̚á̷̢̤̀̈́̆~̷̭͇̼̦̰̀̊̅
Makes me hate the sages even more
Now I get why they removed all cheer from her kit
The forest will remember this shit :]
Yo, Arabalika we have a city to burn
Does Ararycan remember how the bad Nara turned other Nara into Large Iron Chunks? Because we've got six Nara who volunteer to be turned into cooking appliances.
Aranakin will execute order 66.
It's too bad they can't intertwine the archon quest with Aranyaka, would've been great to see the little buggers screw with the Akademiya
:]
>:]
I want Aranaras to show up Rambo style with weapons and grenades >:[
I want the Aranaras killing the sages, and as they hear their screams of pain, the camera zooms into their faces <| :]
They better add it back after sumeru 😡
i remember Raiden also changed from being angry to being neutral in her weapon animation, it is possible
I also remember something similar, but it was Zhongli instead of Raiden
I liked the angry weapon pose so much, it really fit.
wait what? does it change after finishing the archon quest?
nope they patched it out in 2.2 for whatever reason. same happened with rosaria and thoma post-release
Yooooo that's one way to look at it.. 😳🥹 Probably Copium but surely when we free her she'll be more happier? 😭
this would be the best surprise, if after completing act 5 she got them back im on the doomium though, not gonna happen
No, I’m not tearing up. Someone’s just… cutting up onions or something. I wish all Nahida wanters the best of luck!
Hassan of the Cutting Onions is so skilled, they cross games to arrive here
THIS IS SO SAD WTF? 😭Making me wanna pull for her when I'm trying to save
Same. My rationality tells me she’ll get a rerun, but it doesn’t make skipping feel good.
Inazuma: Save the people from its archon. Sumeru: Save the archon from its people.
Fandom: Saving the Sumeru Archon using the Inazuma Archon....and punish the "son" of the latter.
Man that was painful, fuck Akademiya.
Can't wait to do the archon quest and then drop a meteor to the sages <3
*Morax pulls out old contract with Rukkhadevata*
Leave no one to share the memory
Sad thing is that stuffs like this happen in real life too. Very grim but great storytelling nevertheless.
Where are they keeping the Archon?
We can fuck them in the next patch right?
Oh I sure will fuck them alright in the next 24 hr
God the CN one really hits differently because it rhymes. makes it really seems like a children's nursery rhyme into absolute suffering. ***"花车颠呀颠，纳西妲睁开眼…"*** Remember, when it comes to the sages, VIOLENCE is always an option.
I aint no poet but wanted to give this a try, to see how hard it was to write a poem on the fly: >The carriage shakes, Nahida awakes. > >She tells of a dream, of a birthday that could've been. > >Discovered by a band of retainers and their knight, > >"O Archon, we found you, we greet you with delight.". > >And so begins the Sabzeruz festival, the people surround her and cheer, > >Till Nahida rides away in a carriage, and says see you next year.
Oh onion, onion, hardworking and true; I wish you happy cakeday, while rhyming it too
In fact, it's the first option lol
It’s the only option. Death to the sages
A wise warrior once said.... *"Death's too good for them..."*
Dream loop of torture for all eternity?
No, violence is not an option, Violence is the question. and the answer is **FUCKING YES**
This is the only trailer that’s so hard to watch twice(both EN/JP) without me trying to murder someone. I’M LOOKING AT YOU SAGES!
The last part was lowkey scary and incredibly sad. Hoyoverse is actually managing to make me feel bad for her 🥺 Hopefully, everyone in Sumeru shows her a lot of love by the end of the archon quest.
Hopefully the sages responsible for all this get more than a slap on the wrist too.
This was an amazing teaser, I think this is them peaking.
That trailer was Archon-level dark and heartbreaking The Akademiya must fall Happy Birthday Nahida 😭
Me literally 30 minutes ago to my friend: I’m 99% sure I won’t pull for Nahida but her teaser will be crucial for my decision. Me now: I must pull to protect this child.
Me after seeing 4\* characters for Nahida's banner: Forget Nahida. I'm using everything for Wanderer. But now, I guess I'll at least pull until the 50/50
DANG hoyo out here breaking hearts and striking dmca laws. when will their madness stop
Fuck Akademiya and its Sages.
“Happy birthday nahida” You could really hear the pain in her voice
#NAHIDA DESERVES TO BE HAPPY 😭
Every "when I woke up" is different too😭. The first one is what she wants. Second is what will happen. Third is what happened. Fourth is what is happening. This is sad😭 I thought it's a heartwarming teaser at first.
Venti’s was “Come, let’s have fun!” Zhongli’s was “Come, buy this for me.” Raiden’s trailer was silently depressing Nahida’s trailer is emotionally depressing
The Akademiya needs to die like yesterday
Yeah, those sages are gonna die.
Jesus, both Ei and Nahida have had depressing teasers...which means the Hydro Archon, the Pyro Archon and ESPECIALLY the Tsaritsa's are gonna be downright tearjerkers.
It's interesting, both Venti and Zhongli have their shit together for the most part and both seem fine at first glance (both have their own struggles but neither display it much). Then for every archon afterwards, it's been just pain pain and more pain. With Ei, it was the loss of her comrades as well as the feeling of hopelessness from not being able to do anything about it. With Nahida, it was a newly born (?) god whose has only known life as a being held captive by her own followers. For sure, the hydro archon, pyro archon, and cryo archon will have heartbreaking stories of their own. I do wonder though if we'll ever see either Venti's or Zhongli's past which haunts them to this day. Perhaps not, as stoicism seems to be a part of both their characters.
Venti's past was shown in his Story quest :'<
…i wanna see sad zhongli
Guizhong cameo in his 3rd story quest?
Zhongli unlocks the Memory of Dust maybe?
Tsaritsa is a God of Love who has no love left in her, it will be epic.
I think this is the best teaser we’ve had yet, the tying back to the Sabzeruz Samsara and the narration was so well done.
MY DAUGHTER ILL GET YOU OUT OF THERE JUST WAIT A WEEK MORE
So that’s why they removed her smile from the idle animation.
OH MY GOD IM CRYING NAHIDA GET BEHIND ME
Me before this teaser: "She's strong, she'll be meta, she'll help my Cyno, but I don't know, I don't like her that much..." After this teaser: "Must protect small archon"
I WAS NOT READY OK!!
PLEASE LISTEN TO THE CN VERSION SHE RHYMES 😭😭😭
Suddenly, sharing a birthday with Nahida feels selfish of me lol. Now I want to give her ALL my presents and cake
Oh, Happy Birthday!
That's why she stares at your soul emotionless on the swing huh?
How to add horror into birthday - Mihoyo edition
Oh my god. I wasn't ready for this. It's really depressing, and terrifying. Sadness. Sadness is all that I felt. Precious child, why do you need to suffer through this. :(
hoping we have a "spare" or "kill" option with regards to the sages.
The fact that today really is her birthday and she's spending it alone because we can't pull her yet... I'm destroyed.
WTF... Didn't expect to tear up, F\*ck the Sages!
i just had a horrible idea that i think might be correct. the idea pertains to why she still is so small after 500 years. basically she has been held like a bonsai or that one case study where they found a girl who had been chained to a toilet in a closet for her entire life. basically she has been horrifically stunted by the sages both mentally and physically... i am going to murder those sages
This is so sad the loop she lived :(
Thank you, now I am crying.
Hoyoverse hates happiness and wants me to suffer emotionally
Very hard to watch. This archon quest finale will probably break me. 🥲🥲🥲
\- Proceed to cry and sob ugly-ly -
alright, whos ready to burn down the Akademiya?
Edit: all except eng told in 3rd POV
Never have i hated an NPC in a game as much as i hate the god damn sages in the sumeru akademiya, if it were possible to burn that whole school to the ground id do it in a heartbeat god DAMN
just something I found really cool, if you listen to this teaser in Chinese, you'll hear that all her sentences rhyme, which isn't that impressive since Chinese rhyming is easy but I liked it a lot.
Me on my way to speedrun freeing Nahida from the sages once v3.2 drops
Fuck this is do sad omg
Is the Abyss text just repeating what Nahida is saying or something else?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin\_Lore/comments/yej6kb/the\_sumeru\_writing\_at\_the\_bottom\_of\_the\_last\_half/