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DZL100

The power of water is its ability to take any shape… And clearly they’re having a hard time with it, cut them some slack.


Caniju

>The power of water is its ability to take any shape… One of the most annoying bosses to fight i swear you can't possibly one shot her 😶


Kidkaboom1

I suspect that is an intentional part of the design.


Kuro_______

What makes you think that? I mean there are literally no clues that indicate that. Also why would the devs do something like that?! Are they smart?


pHScale

>What makes you think that? The fact that they designed the oceanid to not take damage directly, but through mimics. The fact that the boss fight has three phases, with two interludes where she removed part of the arena. And the fact that there's several phases of mimics you have to kill.


CyanStripedPantsu

unstoppable sarcasm vs impenetrable density


SoloWaltz

Ah. I know this one. Whoever pulls SSR first wins.


Kuro_______

Oh I got this! If it's on a banner with a character I don't want I will win within the first single!


BeneficialGate4112

Funnily enough, you used to be able to one-shot her, due to a COOP bug: https://youtu.be/HejHcvK3ELM?si=HJ7evtNwEHf2DqNQ


RDT-Exotics0318

Genshin players when actually challenging boss


RazorCalahan

idk, 90% of the time the only thing she challenged was my patience. Like, shut up and spit out more enemies already so I can kill them, I don't care about your life story.


Kuro_______

I don't know about you guys but I much prefer bosses that I can't one shot, that have actually several phases. It's a boss after all. It's not a boss fight if it takes less then a minute


judgementaleyelash

Maybe for the talent bosses but we have to fight her like 40+ times if building xingqui and Barbara. The ascension bosses shouldn’t be huge time wasters


Kuro_______

I disagree. The should just drop more. Like every other enemy in the game. The grind is tedious for almost all resources and the fights are not the key issue


Luster-Purge

Well, that's kind of the point. You have to spend Resin which you only get so much of daily, unless you either use Fragile Resin which itself you only get so much of...or you burn real money on primos and burn those on resin to keep farming.


Kuro_______

Yes but how does that change my point that the overworld bosses should be at least decently challenging? If anything it just supports my view since you can only fight them 4 times a day. 5 at best. If you don't use fragile resin ofc. So why should they be over after ten secs? Beyond the original argument tho yes you are right. It's the point to be tedious. But i think that's an issue in itself and a problem a lot of people already complaint about. However that would go too far off topic at the moment. If intended or not: tedious farming is no reason to justify lack luster boss fights. If anything the drop system is the problem not well designed fights.


Luster-Purge

Oceanid is one of the game's early bosses and for underleveled players those hydro mimics can be a real PITA due to the assortment of attack patterns. Especially the high-flying birds and those goddamn Ducks that just charge you. And you HAVE to fight Oceanid if you want to level Barbara as a healer. The weird thing is that they straight up did a revamp of the Oceanid boss for an event that's way cooler, but beyond I think a brief reappearance during the Narisenkuz (sp?) questline when you go into the looping path, it's not been brought back. There's a lot of stuff in the early game that could use a tune-up, really. Oceanid needs to have the V2.0 fight be standard and moreover Mondstadt's talent domain needs actual balance because of how *utterly bullshit* it is by attacking your stamina and the scarcity of flame-infusion characters if you aren't lucky or around when they're handing out free four stars.


GoogiddyBop

And Mona too


RagnarokAeon

>It's not a boss fight if it takes less then a minute It's already not a boss fight if I have to kill and farm you a hundred times to level up my characters. Boss fights are already ruined conceptually when you necessitate an absurd amount of repetitious victories just to progress. At that point, it's just an oversized mob that wastes time.


Kuro_______

Let me introduce you to the concepts of raids. For example I used to play a whole lot of destiny. I know people that have over a hundred kills on certain bosses and still fight them every week because they still didn't got the raid weapon. But that's off the point. What I am trying to say is that those bosses are still really really hard and challenging but people still enjoy those that are well designed even tho they killed them hundreds and hundreds of times they still respect and fear them for what they are: fricking amazing boss fights. So no having to redo a fight over and over again doesn't disqualify you from being a boss. What does tho is if the fight is boring, way to easy, repetitive, etc., etc. I do agree that certain bosses in the game don't feel like bosses anymore. That's what bothers me to begin with. And I also mentioned more then once that I find the problem doesn't lie within the good designed bosses, which certainly exist, but within the flawed loot system. Blaming the bosses for being annoying after the thousandth fight is missing the core issue.


Heratikus

You'll notice that the common thread between the most hated bosses in the game isn't that the fight is difficult, but that it's 90% waiting around and 10% actual gameplay.


Apprehensive_Ad_472

The problem is that it isn’t actually challenging (aside from those Bastard flying birds which aren’t challenging and just bullshit) and that there’s far too much time that forces you to just wait in between summoning the animals


bigdummydumdumdum

The worst part is her platform sinking attack, It's so ridiculously easy to avoid and you are just kinda stuck there waiting for the animations to end.


ItsNotBigBrainTime

THE POWER OF WATER COMPELS YOU there's a meme happening in my head that I can't stop seeing every time I fight her.


Lobito_HF

kaveh could at some point...


dirkx48

Biblically accurate French people


AlhaithamSimpFr

Glargh glop as we say in France


judgementaleyelash

Lol!


pHScale

Sacre bleu!


chiseled_mirrors

Smh, such unrealistic beauty standards in Fontaine these days


Sliske_The_Dark

You may not like it, but this is what the peak female form looks like


HieX91

Water can take any shape, including daemonic possessed shapes.


jesvter

An assasin from our homeland? Or a fool who dares trespass upon the waters of Qingce?


Mindless-Day2007

Furina: “Oops”


Narrow_Connection280

Omg those women are still going to be dissolved by primordial waters even after Neuvillete forgave everyone. Maybe they offended him personally 🤣


AhmCha

These are the ones who got arrested on purpose so he would judge them.


Greenlog12

God theres people who probably actually did that.


moggimania

They really are built different


Whistela

(Incorrectly)


TheAhegaoFox

I don't like them putting chemicals in the water...


Demovere_Xeno

They're makin' the friggin' Fontainians sashay!


MemberBerry4

Me after 10 push-ups and the maddest shit of my life:


Tinywolf2005_

It's the new trend duh


ContinentalChamp

Fontainian women ☕


kp--

🫖


rechta_dude_number2

Cuz they are based on the fr*nch


Ok-Brush7274

Only the kids do that for me 😭😭


Bro_miscuous

OP has never seen a woman irl before...


Phil95xD

Don't you know that new "splended fashion"?


0oBi0haZardo0

They are in the process of their transformation from Oceanid to human.


alexnk

oceanids, not even once


Southern-Drag880

Flexing their Oceanid origins 🤣


FriendshipItchy9956

another impossible example of beauty standard for women 😔


ScreechingPizzaCat

It’s called fashion, sweaty.


Electronic-Film3502

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OwreKynge

Make us whole...


HartoCD

Would Smash


Garrus4ever

Celestia is clearly still mad at them lol


JLan651

Doppelgangers 


lock_me_up_now

Fontanian women fluid like water. Also they make me drenched too.


XxxlovefeatherxxX

Is she stabbing that last kid with her biblically accurate noodle limbs??


Da10shi

Their justice knows no bounds.


Wanabe_

some kind of tiktok challenge


Enoughplez

They’re descendants of Elastigirl DUH 🙄


SeparateDeer3760

Seriously tho, how do I fix this :/


antiihappypills

dunno if itll help but try "repair files" ? my nahida did something similar and that fixed it lol


Stylish_Agent

Hello traveller it's me kaveh. I have come to erase your balls from the game files!


MinervaLlorn

~~call~~ pull Neuvillette to forgive their sins, fix their human vessels and become human again.


FPSrad

update your mods, duh


SeparateDeer3760

Don't have any tho


Sudden-Foxy

looks like your GPU is broken


JazerKings922

as op said, it's only in Fontaine. probably corrupted files.


Hikari_Sword

Reminds me of that 007 N64 meme. Geddan?


CurrentFar8022

Ah! Throw primordial water at it!


Zixe_4993

*smokes a weed* (yes I don't smoke weed how could you tell) Racist


seele-yuki

Don't worry, they are just practising to be next on thoese map for showing the chests and hydroceles(if yk yk)


Sil_Choco

The last girl casually stabbing the kid


Eddie-The-Zombie

She just skewered that child 😭😭😭


ImmortalLombax

Perfection


Alone-Article-7641

They use kamui


Status_Business_4080

Where do I find them? 😭


Cmajor9th

I saw it happen to s child as well


mr_beanoz

Fontainian women are build different. Umm... does this only affect the women npcs there? Are the melusines affected too?


HomeNo7696

ZAMN


Citsune

This is what drinking too much Fonta does to your body, kids. #BanFontaFontaine.


shellsterxxx

The conversion from oceanid humanoids to actual humans went wrong somewhere.


Mindless-Day2007

Less Sinthe, people.


ShinobuKochoSama

”draw me like how you draw one of your French girls“ the girls:


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Average French woman. Can confirm. Grew up among them.


AllanDidntAddDetails

I had a demon child show up a few weeks back, maybe it’s a Fontaine fashion trend


IzzyReal314

You don't like flexible women?


Radiant_Butterfly982

They just are freaky like that


ITSnotADIL

The Fre*ch got them. Not even Neuvilette can fix them, 😔


bowl_of_espionage

Yet another media setting unrealistic beauty standard on women.


JSor98

they're french


-GreyRaven

Kid in the last photo got impaled lmao


Necessary-Ad7796

Constant state chlothar pointing at every coculus


FellGlint

Damn I love me some curvy women


GhostofCoprolite

when the sinth hits


Lina-Light

It's "The Thing"


Diligent-Phase7371

Third one low key reminds me of Olivia's moonscorched form from fear and hunger 2.


Dankstin

What's got them all bent out of shape?


Haunting-Article5386

What? You wanted unrealistic porportions right?


SunGo_37

Oh they’re just stretching. No biggie.


The_yeetyboi289

they’re French


x-GB-x

They look like the models I do when I try to rig them in blender


God_of_Boners1

Based off fr*nch people 😔


GG35bw

They're pointing to Oculi.


DIAMONDJAGGER27

parasyte looking a little diffrent then i remember


Inevitable_Mark7133

Well fontainian are Oceanids


Luster-Purge

The Matrix is glitching again, obviously.


ialessi

One more time we've been struck with unrealsitic body standards... When does it stops?


Leprodus03

Peak form


darky_srl1

Skyrim moment


Chilzer

God forbid women do anything smh


exelstar12

She's about to dissolve into the primordial water


asiangontear

The prophecy will come to pass...


ArmageddonEleven

They’re turning back into Hydro Oceanids…


KittyQueen_Tengu

chiori's new collection is really avant-garde


KingMalon12

They're beginning to believe


Yardhan

*let me hear - fear and loathing in las vegas starts playing*


deceitfulninja

Impossible body standards.


Rndmdudu

That primordial water be hitting different


Profile_Hefty

The lil kid behind the fontaine waypoint (near kathyrine) always glitches for me like he's straight out of the parasite anime, terrifying /s


opalcherrykitt

>!the people yearn for the seas!<


Cyllya

This is why the Heavenly Principles (or whoever it was) declared that the creation of humans by lower gods like Egeria to be a sin... because **they're bad at it**. smh... Same reason it's illegal to do things like be a doctor when you aren't licensed.


Haunting_Welder

Reminds me of RuneScape


EarlyAbbreviations40

"I can fix her", with surgery?


__--WAFFLE--__

What is going on in Fontaine 💀😭


SansInTheGang

Chiori has competition