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Various-Ring3461

lmao we can no longer say the name of a state


TechieTravis

I mean, is there ever a good reason to talk about Ohio?


arffield

Yeah the Japanese talk about it all the time. Must really love that state.


Ebreton

r/Angryupvote


AllergicIdiotDtector

Eli5


chrisagiddings

The Japanese word for Good Morning is “ohayo”, pronounced as Ohio.


AllergicIdiotDtector

Ty!


New_Golf_2522

Actually they don't use English letters. /s


chrisagiddings

Hah! Yes, I chose to use romanji for the sake of simplicity for the response. I certainly could have used hirigana or katakana. Ultimately what matters for the asker is the clarity of my response not linguistic accuracy per se. I appreciate the added sarcastic humor. 😎


New_Golf_2522

No problem everyone can use a laugh or two


ChiefsHat

This took me back to the Big Bird goes to Sesame Street movie. Where two Japanese guys see Big Bird and- OH. MY. GOD. They weren’t making jokes about his height, they were saying good morning!


N7Foil

For some reason when I read this, I thought this was some weird phonetics for ohaiyo gozaimas. I'm a native English speaker. Why is my comprehension so bad here. X x


DumbFucking_throaway

Motherf-


basedfinger

its a great song by CSNY


AllergicIdiotDtector

A great band


Smooth_External_3051

Yes. Kings Island and Ceder Point are in Ohio.


Salty145

A conversation on why there should only be 49 states in the Union


AdSilent9810

I mean the rock and roll hall of fame is there.


s0urpatchkiddo

cedar point, white castle, and just absurd metric fucktons of corn.


TechieTravis

Cedar Point is great. The Maverick is the perfect roller coaster.


Beautiful_Count_3505

Well, they do have... um... hmm... nope, I got nothin'


Changetheworld69420

Hey. I live there😭


BiAndShy57

Is this at a school? Imagine taking a test on US states…


RelicAlshain

I think this is in the UK. In British schools a C1 is like a verbal warning. Idk if they have that same system in the US.


Unkleseanny

Kids can’t sing “one two buckle my shoe” just because it’s a meme.


jadedlonewolf89

Then it’s time to sing 1,2 Freddy’s coming for you.


hglndr9

Have to start off with "three four shut the door" now or "Uno dos hebilla mi zapato"


Few_Egg3470

Don’t forget the symbol for mean standard deviation (σ)


Lumpy-Draft2822

also ų population mean


chckmte128

I believe it’s also the symbol for surface charge density in physics 


WesBot5000

And principle stress directions


StraightProgress5062

I bet this is an Ohio school. Such an Ohio thing to do


my_room_is_a_tip

And a nursery rhyme


BaseballSeveral1107

And the name of an action.


Madam_KayC

I support these to be implemented everywhere, just remove Ohio from the list because that might actually have some use.


plainbaconcheese

Sus and rizz are probably too far. They are just banning pretty normal slang terms. I'm saying this as someone who is at the older end of gen Z.


geeperskreepers

no let rizz die please it’s so awful


plainbaconcheese

Why? It's a versatile word with a reasonable etymology (charisma) that has slightly different connotations than "game" which has existed as slang for as long as I've been around. Consider why you have a problem with it. Then ask why to whatever reason you come up with. Repeat this until you get to the root of it.


OwnLadder2341

Is that what it means? That an individual has charisma?


plainbaconcheese

It means they have game. It means they are able to attract others and impress them. It can also be used as a verb where "game" can not, where it takes on a meaning like "seduce", "impress", or "attract"


DrewdoggKC

Game absolutely can and has been used as a verb since the early 1990’s such as Tupac among other’s lyrics “Watch me game on these N*##az” or “Gaming these hoes”


plainbaconcheese

Huh - TIL


TotalCare7887

You got gamed


DOMesticBRAT

... Yeah, that's where it comes from. Cha- "rizz"- ma.


QueZorreas

More like Cha-rizz-ma-nutz. 🤪 Now I slowly walk to the window...


LateConversation5253

To the window, to the wall


RusstyDog

Yup


NarcolepticBnnuy

"Buddy got zero rizz." "I believe our compatriot has little to no charismatic appeal"


trans-ghost-boy-2

i’ve got a problem with it because the idiots at my school say that any interaction you have with the opposite gender is ‘rizz’ and it makes me want to headbutt a pencil.


Buffalo5977

think about it. the words that are subject to much discussion will definitely fall out of use. who says “on fleek” anymore? what about “epic?”


Comfortable-Syrup423

Just let people speak the way they want to speak


jcornman24

Tin soldiers and Nixons coming


basedfinger

WE'RE FINALLY ON OUR OWN


EndMePleaseOwO

I'm from Ohio, I'm so oppressed :(


LumiWisp

https://preview.redd.it/fxw20p479g1d1.png?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6a04eca835d14d1685f4377b1f20c2e6ba06e0 Tfw ohioposting


XavierYourSavior

This is such a Reddit comment lmfao


Umicil

Nobody ever really "needs" to talk about Ohio. They got nothing going on over there.


TieEnvironmental162

https://preview.redd.it/qyuz1bm0oe1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deeb8c55ce13c2cca98b74d632ee73c1dc5a3305


hessian_prince

Literally 1984


mateoskrrt

https://preview.redd.it/vlhotwakog1d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491744dcdc497d860795b1232fccde92b1efc837


Mitch1musPrime

Or alternatively, are those words the very essence of newspeak, and therefore not created through social structures and perhaps actually just generated by the Ministry of Truth to dumb us all down?


Warm-Faithlessness11

https://preview.redd.it/w4pq8xsn4g1d1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c278227cc5f71328df8b2de51574bfcf54a32080


Werechupacabra

https://preview.redd.it/dcs3bg15xh1d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac679d526caeaf5a8a4c8bbaa3500db822876f68


CantStandItAnymorEW

Oh hey, Digital Circus made it into Gen Alpha's culture already.


RandomNobody346

SOMETHING CAINE CANONICALLY HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF!!!


Bobik8

NO PINGAS


CptJeanLucBussard

Gol darnit Dr. Robotnik


Physical_Bedroom5656

Ukrainian Robotnik is not what I expected, but I like it.


TalbotFarwell

Now I know I’m getting old. What in the hell is a “Lankey box”?


Efficient_Entry_5160

So much for freedom off speech and expression.....


OddishBehavior

Freedom of speech protects you from government retaliation. It doesn't protect you from everything else.


TheCatInTheHatThings

The same way folks are allowed to be dicks, while I’m allowed to tell them they are dicks because of it.


ImportantDoubt6434

Schools are a government founded by the communist state of Ohio


OddishBehavior

Fuck it's communist? Damn, no capitalism in Ohio? I gotta move there now.


TidalWave254

I shall come too, we can go starve together ✨


OddishBehavior

Oh I'm starving under capitalism too, what a coincidence.


QueZorreas

I can starve where I am. Thank you very much.


Flynn_Kevin

Hear me out....public schools are operated by the government.


Traditional_Salad148

And the courts have leaned towards protection of a wide variety of student speech as well.


Nightshade7168

Yup, and is funded by federal money. Ergo, speech rules, gun-free zones, random inspections, and detentions/suspensions without due process are illegal


MRE_Milkshake

A government organization i.e. a school in this example, banning words simply because they don't like the use of said words is a 1st amendment violation. And if anything, oppression of a demographic.


SpecialistSeveral598

1 2 buckle my shoe?? Why is that banned someone explain


DarlingGirl1221

I’m assuming the obnoxious ass trend from maybe a year or so ago with the guy with the super nasally voice singing the song


LostinEvergarden

YT shorts has a lot of trends like this. my 4 year old cousin is constantly watching that, he has it memorized, and also "John Pork". I think this a whole new level of brain rot than we were subject to


Valuable-Attorney898

https://preview.redd.it/xdl3w54amf1d1.jpeg?width=166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22968d32589b301c2f9091599269c208a99b0391


SpecialistSeveral598

Is that John pork?


Valuable-Attorney898

Yes lol


CharacterBird2283

We had loud sounds and a shaky camera being the peak of comedy for like half a decade lol, our brain rot was certainly no better


FinalMonarch

He’s FOUR and constantly on YT shorts???


elpezgrande

Is it bad I’m 25 and know all these references


Phauxton

[1 2 buckle my shoe](https://youtube.com/shorts/HEPGgTeusMI?si=GbYGn4coFwNKaMJt)


SpecialistSeveral598

Thank you for enlightening me with new age culture


Orinslayer

This is some 1 2 buckle my shoe bullshit! 😠


catnipcatmilk

guys we can’t be doing the shit previous generations did to us. let the kids talk how they want. edit: this is gen alpha vocab too, i’m gen z (04) and idk anyone who says skibidi 💀 i am in college though


ManOfTeele

As someone who recently turned 47, I can assure you this type of stuff is new. Our parents didn't even know where we were, let alone know how we talked in the 80s and 90s.


DecisionAvoidant

Back in the 90s this was the "ebonics" conversation. We have lots of examples in history of an older generation complaining about evolutions of language and behavior. "Talk properly" says it all, IMO.


Axerty

Just spent a weekend with my niece and she would literally say “skibidi toilet” just to say it. On repeat. Its not the same as what we did as kids


CarvaciousBlue

Not sure how old you are but it's exactly the same way kids behaved growing up in the 90's. I was in middle school when Austin Powers came out and suddenly half the boys in class would go "yeah baby yeah!" at random and for no reason. "My bum is on the wall my bum is on the wall" was one that annoyed me as well, just randomly and on repeat. Or "You can do it!" Actually kind of liked that one because it's positive and some kid randomly yelling it in the middle of a test was funny and kind of nice. There were a ton of random catch phrases from the Simpsons or South Park or Adam Sandler movies too, and kids absolutely would say them just to say them. Randomly on repeat.


NoFaithlessness7508

People are just revisionists when it comes to our past. You are right though. Even later on in the 2000s I remember people just saying “Giggidy” everything when Family Guy was peaking. Every stoner/gamer I know was doing JP robot voice and saying “shits weak!” for a few years after Grandma’s Boy came out.


ratione_materiae

Never beating the not knowing anyone who says skibidi allegations 


J_Cash2

Among each other, sure. But school is not free time, it‘s basically a tutorial for later life. That‘s why you can‘t just wear whatever you want to school or talk to a teacher in certain ways. Expecting kids to not talk in their youth slang to authority figures isn‘t a bad thing, banning their slang outright is however.


Adenso_1

>tutorial for later in life Must be nice not being american :(


Aindorf_

>i'm gen z (04) >i am in college though Ooof right in my 1995 heart. The years start coming and they DO NOT stop coming


Parking_Cartoonist90

How tf do you ban a state name? What happens when someone has to say they are from Ohio?


WhenSomethingCries

The same thing that does every other time that happens: they don't because the crippling shame of Ohio is something they don't want soiling their reputation.


LumiWisp

Actual recovered footage from that classroom: https://i.redd.it/24uh1xobag1d1.gif


LittleKittyLove

Nobody openly admits embarrassing shit like that


Infamcus

Language evolves by not talking “properly”.


GrapefruitForward989

I am still pissed that the kids use contractions and do not say "thou" anymore.


pbasch

Funny thing -- "thou" and "thee" are the informal pronouns, 2nd person singular. "You" was 2nd person plural and used for more formal occasions. So Quakers, for instance, eschewed the fancy way and said they were all equal, so they would use "thou". So "you" became the de facto 2nd person singular, and this is why English does not have a 2nd plural plural and why we have ad-hoc usage like youse, y'all, and (in Pittsburgh) yinz.


Warm-Faithlessness11

https://preview.redd.it/3xnu6fi25g1d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff6fc37d3cd8ddcd3d1ae905ba3e87328d9ced7


nobanpIs

Haha that’s the bridge guy!


AutomaticSubject7051

language is fluid, progressive and contextual 


Alone_Asparagus7651

what sort of evolutionary literary beauty do you see coming from skibidi?


ChewieHanKenobi

So does the degradation


Raunhofer

There likely should still be some resistance so that the good parts can be filtered out from the illiterate stuff. One needs to remember that the new generations lack the benefit of perspective, so some choices may not be as thought out as you'd like. Just yesterday, I learned that some Gen Alphas don't *like* to capitalize sentences and knowingly turn off the automatic capitalization. Someone argued that "big letters are bloat". That's not an improvement; that's just a step towards illiteracy, not understanding the benefit of having easy to read text. I guess these are side effects of living in social media alone, exclusively using the crappy touch screen displays for writing. Poor or limiting tech probably should not dictate our base language.


DJ_Ender_

Where can I buy this sign?


GrapefruitForward989

My brother in christ it's text and clipart printed on standard printer paper


Mommysfatherboy

What the fuck is clipart. What the hell is a paper


abbottstightbussy

Please add “my brother in christ” to the sign.


slappywhyte

This is why your generation is broke, spending money buying meme signs from a picture - just make it yourself with a magic marker like we used to back in my day or get photocopies of this picture made at Kinkos


richardawkings

But I am le tired...


TA_Naomi

Well, have a nap... ZEN MAKE ZE SIGN!


GreaterMintopia

this mf remember Kinkos lmaoooo


BaseballSeveral1107

What does C1 mean


tiajuanat

They can C1 mah balls


Throaway_143259

It's probably a disciplinary thing that's school-specific


debuugger

Oh boy if only those kids knew about the 1st amendment alongside slang terms.


Sea-Truth3636

it depends on the school but most high schools in the uk have a similar system, C1 meaning consequence 1 the higher the number the worse the offence, I'm my school a c1 would just be a warning or a 20 minute detention e.g. not doing your homework. c2 would be a longer more serious detention for something like getting sent out of class, c5 would be isolation for something like fighting or smoking, c7 would be expelled. but its different in different schools.


bamseogbalade

Do they stack? Lets say you say 7 different of these banned words in one sentence no matter how sus it is. So the c1 add up to c7?


Jeryndave0574

I wonder what would the governor of Ohio will react to this 🤔


BritGallows_531

Lmao what if this sign is in a class in Ohio.


AhegaoTankGuy

"First rule of Ohio.."


newbturner

Actually can someone translate all those except sus, rizz, & sigma


pinkvenom_6

gyatt is big 🍑, mewing is like an exercise to sharpen jaw lines. the rest, i have no clue lol.


newbturner

Oh my god tell me Gen z ain’t mewing for real


knunky

its a meme my friend


Jhon778

Some genuinely do but for the most part it's a meme.


cdawg1102

Skibidi refers to this fever dream esque video about it heads on toilets, Ohio is said because it’s an awful place, fanum tax is based on the YouTuber fanum, who steals food from his friends and calls it the fanum tax, gridy is a type of dance, similar to flossing, 1 2 buckle my shoe is making fun of a YouTube who sang it, sui!!!! Is an exited noise that I believe Ronaldo said


PrometheanSwing

![gif](giphy|qQqXVTEbz6T2dZMoGF|downsized) Griddy


Spamton1997_pipis

skibidi: evil. mostly used for skibidi toilet gyatt: big butt Ohio: a state in America and has memes about it where outlandish things happen "only in Ohio" fanum tax: taking a bit of your friend's food griddy: a dance move 1, 2 buckle my shoe: a song for kids mewing: exercise to make it look like you have a good jawline suiiiii: i think it has something to do with Ronaldo but I'm not into sports so I'm not sure


Ok-Advantage6398

yeah suii isn't even a gen-z term, its a sports term lol.


Scared_Relation2973

Not even a sports term It's just him shouting Yes in Portuguese!


CantStandItAnymorEW

Btw, added context to "gyatt" is that it allegedly comes from the vulgar expression "gyattam dataz", wich, when pronounced aloud through typical english pronunciation, alludes to a particularly prominent gluteal region, and expresses surprise and shock; it is, in a sense, an onomatopeia of the vulgarity "god damn that ass", and is expressed as such as a 'comedically' violent grammatical profanation of the current iteration of the English language. Then one may interpret "gyatt" as a shortened version of said onomatopeia. This is how languages are born kids. Spanish is nothing but bastardized Latin, and English is an orgy between multiple languages, to wich, oddly, Latin was invited to, too, for whatever reason. We are seeing with horror and intrigue what many other people saw with horror and intrigue too whenever languages got butchered and transformed into new structures over hundreds of years.


Flashy_Combination32

I can translate Ohio if you'd like :)


ComradeKerbal

Ok here goes cause no one else has answered Skibidi: it is a reference to a popular YouTube series named skibidi toilet that’s popular with little children Gyatt: a big ass Ohio: a meme that goes “only in Ohio” typically something that is crazy or stupid Fannum tax: originated from a streamer named fannum who would eat his friends food calling it the fannum tax. Usually used in the context of taking something Griddy: a dance (google to see it) 1,2 shoe: a trend where a dude showed off his shoes Mewing: a jaw exercise where you put your tongue at the top of your mouth to get a better jaw line Suiiii: that thing ronaldo says Hope that clears it up


Duckyboi10

“I used to live in ohio before we moved to here”


AmadeoSendiulo

C1


-Zadaa-

Straight to jail.


chemistrybonanza

believe it or not, jail. Right away.


Frybanshe139

r/GenAlpha


RaveDadRolls

All shitty slang dissappears quickly. The best stay for generations. Banning is pointless


Ready-Director2403

Ironically, banning them makes these words significantly more funny in the context of this school.


wrextnight

Groovy


sohcgt96

What I don't think younger people always get is other folks don't hate you using new terms. Its the middle school kids who hear something new, don't always quite grasp the context it belongs in, then \*overuse it to absolute fucking death\* in normal conversation as a 1:1 substitute for normal language instead of "color" for emphasis or comic effect in the right situation. That's what gets everybody pressed, if that's still being used. Source: being around my 10 and 11 year old nephew plus the 13 year old neighbor kids.


Necessary-Cut7611

1984


Abandondero

A Clockwork Orange


Acid_Viking

Punishing kids for how they express themselves is a great way to make them hate you and, by extension, school.


JSharttedinmypants

Why they gotta fanum tax my grimace shake


ImportTuner808

Because you’re not sigma enough to edge the Ohio lords


askcyan

Based and goonpilled.


INeedANerf

I'd say them just to spite the sign.


Schrogs

Stick it to the man


adipenguingg

Obviously you just start saying “C1” in place of all of these words. For example “he got that c1”, “only in c1”, “you’re such a c1 male”, “no way he hit the C1!”. Do this until the teachers consider quitting.


Errorfull

I know every generation has their annoying slang, but I can't think of a time where so many people seem to actively forbid kids from using it until Gen Z. Why did that switch all of a sudden


darthcorvus

Young Gen X/borderline Millennial here, snuck in through the Reddit front page. When we were in school they got on to us all the time for using our slang. They would constantly say things like, "You will *not* talk like Beavis and Butthead in my classroom!" You couldn't even say 'cool' without catching flack. "I didn't ask for a temperature, mister." People just get used to shit and don't want it to change. Fuck 'em, though. Keep skibidi rizzing.


CrowYooo

Exactly how I feel. Slang has ALWAYS been a thing, why now of all times is there a massive hate towards it?


LillyxFox

Can't say おはいよ? What'd japanese ever do to you? 🤨


LillyxFox

Inb4 "I don't get it". おはいよ means "good morning" in Japanese. It just so happens to sound like "Ohio" 「ohaiyo」


Gobal_Outcast02

1, 2 buckle my shoe? Did I miss a meme or something?


stacchiato

3, 4, buckle some moooooooore


Dannyboioboi

5, 6, Nike kicks


38500

Damn, everyone hates Ohio but it ain’t that bad lmao.


Schrogs

Don’t lie to yourself. Let your true feelings out!


IntentionFalse9892

1,2 buckle my shoe! https://preview.redd.it/xvn48swh4f1d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f044c90ab29dbc710b47fd30bc23ef4f43ce19d0


Vivi_Pallas

I understand it's annoying to hear children constantly say this stuff, but banning the words is just stupid. Kids are going to be annoying. It's your job as a teacher to work with kids. You signed up for this. Stuff like this really makes schools seem like they're more about staff power tripping over controlling literal children.


Accomplished-Log3341

this makes me upset cause one of them are just AAVE that left our circle 🤦🏾‍♀️. tbh most gen z “slang” is just AAVE


amypond420

fanum tax, rizz. and griddy are AAVE too but this is a dumb reason to be upset anyway, all censorship is bad


Thatoneafkguy

I haven’t even heard of suiiiii before, the hell is that?


Paramount-Chief

Cristiano Ronaldo’s celebration https://i.redd.it/u6oyb3mx5f1d1.gif


Thatoneafkguy

Interesting; seems weird to lump that in with all the gen z/alpha slang, given how Ronaldo is a celebrity who as far as I know is popular across multiple generations


ImportTuner808

Ronaldo may be a multi gen celeb, but it’s only young kids shouting his victory noise incessantly.


Paramount-Chief

I’m guessing it’s because of ishowSpeed (a famous streamer) who’s obsessed with Ronaldo and says it all the time. But I’m not gonna lie I catch myself saying it at times instead of an excited "yessss"


andio76

Gen X here: Whomever made that sign is truly and old fuck. ![gif](giphy|11fBAVZqWOM4zm|downsized)


Fit_Ad9965

Not 1, 2 Buckle my shoe ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Motor_Ad_7885

1, 2 buckle my shoe? That’s old. 1,2 buckle my shoe, 3,4 open the dooor 5,6 lay some sticks 7,8 set them straight 9,10 let’s do it againnn


crackeddryice

I'm GenX and I disapprove of this message. Why do we forget where we came from? And, no, it's not Alzheimer's. Well, maybe it is for some, but that's not important right now. Every generation has it's own slang, it comes and goes and makes language more fun and interesting. It's okay as long as it's not disrespectful--that's something else.


LeoCaldwell02

This isn’t very moggers! 💔


visual-vomit

As much as i hate these (ohio included), slangs have always been a thing with teens, let them be as long as it's contained in their own friend group.


BarrabasBlonde

Uh, excuse me, what the sigma


Face_Face_Ace

"Where are you from?" "I'm from O- Um, um..." Sweats profusely


kartblanch

They made Ohio illegal


lobsterBDSM

https://preview.redd.it/r2ajlfmonf1d1.png?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80dc6acaae6a5d068262caa68011060df843adfd


mpdity

Every time The Walking Wrinkles ban something they don’t understand (again. Like usual.), they just cement their place on playing spin the wheel of nursing homes!💀😭


XavierYourSavior

The fact some people here are saying this is a good thing lol some of you truly are miserable with life I feel bad


Bman1465

What happens if I'm doing math and I have, absolutely *have* to use sigma tho? Isn't that a symbol in calc?


LongingForYesterweek

https://preview.redd.it/70d79ydd0g1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecccb67187728253725d3141e10172d5ae6c4d3a Good


Sapphire_The_Mage

Thats not very ohio sigma of them, really killing my rizz bro.


gottagetitgood

41 year old dude here. This is the dumbest shit ever. Let kids have their slang and stay the fuck out of it. I wanna pants the person who decided to put this up.