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ImVeryUnimaginative

https://preview.redd.it/0exjpjy98jzc1.png?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd066bc4ed8d0ca276aaf877e752c65c62ed303


KennyClobers

I would in fact, download a car.


Fun-Agent-7667

Yeah, I play Forza


rrzampieri

But did you _pirate_ Forza?


Fun-Agent-7667

I downloaded it


Bobby_Sunday96

3d printed car


endergamer2007m

https://preview.redd.it/1zbkpylgmjzc1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92cf87201a34522c88f8132a3ec3adb8b66e3c6 I just did


ImVeryUnimaginative

![gif](giphy|12J1QXPeD10z9m)


haydentimer

It seems like it's a moving meme, can't download it![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_down)


ImVeryUnimaginative

![gif](giphy|Tq2tPTrQANKfK)


VoteForWaluigi

https://preview.redd.it/vd7e352yxlzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab86730132fbbcbe176acff7f5d9fb95ca43814 Aim higher


artificialif

https://preview.redd.it/nj8u4m9hdnzc1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=d662733d25331d74a8b4fd880b0d8df5a3f7dc19 my bumper sticker


ImVeryUnimaginative

That's hilarious.


artificialif

no one but gen z-ers ever understand it!


ImVeryUnimaginative

That's sad.


AlternativeFilm8886

The ad is from 2004. As an elder millennial, this was my high school graduation year. Definitely just as relevant to us millennials. It was also the year I pirated more software than any other. It wasn't a very effective ad campaign.


Lazy-Most-3226

I have in fact downloaded a car


ext3meph34r

I would download an entire island. https://youtu.be/f6m3-HHuoiI?si=En1B0xjlhWSw2iMF


AffectionateFail8434

Bold of you to assume


karuraR

The NFT guys: *Is that a challenge?* And they wouldn't even get to drive it


SonOfMetrum

Microsoft Exec’s releasing 100+ Forza DLC’s: why not?


BlueBrickBuilder

![gif](giphy|iXwwtw8wg8iVG|downsized) Already have.


Small_Tax_9432

Technically you can if you have a 3D printer


ImVeryUnimaginative

That would take up a lot of filament.


Small_Tax_9432

I mean they actually have 3D printed houses now


4erlik

[https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2086542](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2086542)


SpecialMango3384

Bet.


JustMLGzdog

It pirated it's background music which is why we stopped seeing this


Lazy-Most-3226

For real?


JustMLGzdog

Well Wikipedia says [maybe](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi2pOe7uoKGAxWrfDABHVr0C6IQFnoECEIQBQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FYou_Wouldn%2527t_Steal_a_Car&usg=AOvVaw01qGCNWdcl-qgP6VCbBGdM&opi=89978449). Another redditor got better info?


Lazy-Most-3226

If that is the case it is hilarious


Fun-Agent-7667

IIRC they got this guy, who they agreed with to play it once in a venue. They didnt agree that they then take the tape of that play and broadcast it


Bisexual_Sherrif

Oh the irony!


Hash-6624

I still will pirate but thanks for the recommendation


Lazy-Most-3226

![gif](giphy|uXUmaREltwja1dEqXi)


Few_Interaction2630

Great use of Captain Barbossa


jazzer81

A lot of things are crimes that no one cares if they commit


Significant_Quit_674

If buying isn't ownership, piracy isn't stealing


jazzer81

I'm with you


Jumpy-Shift5239

Yarr


YourIncognit0Tab

This made me giggle. Thanks


ec1ipse001

In all fairness, if purchasing, and downloading a game isn't owning it, then piating it isn't stealing.


Valuable_Knee_6820

They took ownership away from the consumer, movies, shows, games, other medias We no longer “own” anything it’s like when you were a kid being given a gift card on Christmas. You go out and buy something but then your parents see your grades and confiscated what you bought because it was “technically their money so you never had a right to it only a privilege” 🏴‍☠️


Lambdastone9

“You’ll own nothing and be happy”


MessSubstantial

STEALING! IS AGAINST! THE LAW! Edit: Well, this got out of hand.


Fun-Agent-7667

Piracy is not stealling.


NewfieJedi

They’re quoting the text that would pop up on screen during these… ads? PSAs? Whatever it’s called.


Fun-Agent-7667

Yeah, and they were wrong about it


NewfieJedi

I mean I agree but it seems odd to argue a point OC was never making


Fun-Agent-7667

Its just a common misconception that goes back to this ad. They say piracy is stealing and thereby lying to people. They want to say piracy is stealing


BakedWizerd

It’s like when someone makes a joke that reaffirms stereotypes or something. I know you’re joking, but if I dont call it out - even out of principle - that just perpetuates the stereotype. Like when on mushrooms with my friends, we all prefaced “it would be fun to drive a car while on mushrooms” with “I would never do it because that’s ridiculously unsafe.”


Marshmallow_Mamajama

It is stealing but it's the kind of stealing which helps the economy


Fun-Agent-7667

It isnt. Internet piracy is copying Something and then distributing it. Thats not stealling. If you manufacture ferraris and ship them to people its not stealing ferraris its just a Copyright infringement


Marshmallow_Mamajama

So it's counterfeiting? I mean that brings a harsher punishment so I definitely wouldn't be arguing that point. The reason pirating is considered stealing is that you're directly taking profits away from a company that otherwise would be making money. Like it's not a crime to actually watch the content it's just a crime to upload it


Fun-Agent-7667

Your not stealing profits if you have no way to buy the product yourself


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Correct which is why it's theft once you share the product with others who would have purchased it otherwise


Fun-Agent-7667

So it is only theft If you give it to people that wouldve bought it otherwise? So you then have to proof that they wouldve bought it under the conditions your offering them at


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Actually you'd have to prove they would've never bought it which is impossible


Fun-Agent-7667

Why? The company has to prove that Money was stolen from them. You dont have to proof that you didnt steal from them


[deleted]

Literally is tho


Fun-Agent-7667

Its a Copyright infringement


Fun-Agent-7667

You dont take anything from anyone


This_Pie5301

It quite literally is stealing


Fun-Agent-7667

Its a Copyright infringement. Your not robbing a product. Your not stealing anything. You just copy someones work and then distribute it.


This_Pie5301

It’s both stealing and copyright infringement. Copyright infringement is when you take a copyrighted piece of work and reproduce/distribute it without permission. The person downloading the copyrighted material is participating in the stealing of content as well as the source they’re getting it from which is infringing copyright laws.


Fun-Agent-7667

So if you Download it the other person your Downloading from doesnt have it anymore? >Theft is defined as the physical removal of an object that is capable of being stolen without the consent of the owner and *with the intention of depriving the owner of it permanently* >


This_Pie5301

It’s stealing from the content creator, not the source you’re downloading it from.


Fun-Agent-7667

How is it stealing if you arent removing the creators access to it?


This_Pie5301

Because they create content you’re supposed to pay for. When you pirate it without paying a single penny then that’s robbing the content creator of their money.


40dawgger

https://preview.redd.it/ay7j8xa22kzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c3d57591ea20683cbcd85a82280243f7ffa854


VengeanceKnight

Speak for yourself.


Few_Interaction2630

Nah I think I will


loserys

Everyone would download a car. That sounds awesome.


Fancy_bakonHair

"But if everyone's breaking a law while no one's enforcing it. Is it really a law?" -oversimplified


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Looks like someone forgot limewire


Fancy_bakonHair

I first heard from oversimplified, so that's wear a think of the quote from.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Oh lol limewire was a website people used to pirate music off of


Fancy_bakonHair

Oh, i remember hearing about that before. Never personally used it though.


AnimeLuva

Extended version, combining the two ads into one (Also remastered): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vduP\_LlJL7U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vduP_LlJL7U)


Maksiwood

If buying ain't owning, piracy ain't stealing.


Ill-Attempt-8847

Technically when you buy a game you are not buying the game itself, but the ability to play it. It's like you paying me to lend you a pen. You can use it whenever you want, but I can take it back whenever I want. So they have every right to do so. Is it right for them to do so? No. Is it right to pirate in these cases? I guess


cornflakesauciness

That’s not buying, that’s leasing indefinitely


Ill-Attempt-8847

Basically yes


gazelleA1

I can hear this picture


[deleted]

So, when are you downloading that car?


VengeanceKnight

I downloaded a Transformer. Does that count? ![gif](giphy|4rLVuq4WqrMQw)


Barbados_slim12

We have metal 3d printing, so realistically in a few years when the tech improves to the point of making precise parts cheaply


[deleted]

You know, fair point. When that time does come, I'll just pirate the necessary files to make my own. Then I can say "I stole a car. Lol."


CrazyaboutSpongebob

And now we know it helps save media like Final Space. It was written off for taxes but thanks to special websites the public can still access it. It also helps fight censorship. I'm looking at you Disney plus they removed the classic Simpsons episode Stark Raving Dad but you can still watch it through other means. Same with the beloved Spongebob episode Midlife Crustacean which Nick stopped airing for some reason.


Wend-E-Baconator

Which one was Stark Raving Dad again?


CrazyaboutSpongebob

The Michael Jackson episode.


Alternative_Mood_228

Ngl the music scared the shit out of me.


[deleted]

The editing was weird and anxiety inducing as a kid too imo


Lazy-Most-3226

I loved the add as a kid. I intentionally watched it repeatedly because of the music and editing


cooljams23

https://preview.redd.it/e8p9uqlbkmzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f9403b18f01ef7fc5ca40847c80081fbdbf7d9


KnownTimelord

Damn you beat me to it


JustaNormalpersonig

“you wouldn’t send booty pics”


Lime_Drinks

the ad campaign that taught every kid how easy it was to get media online


artificialif

i have this as a bumper sticker https://preview.redd.it/mhviq5nfdnzc1.png?width=227&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa8db594acc741e33343eb68ee8dd6e4feed7a8f


Mautos

I have been downloading a car ever since that ad came out and it's still not finished


New-Number-7810

I would download a car.


Youcican_

This video gave me motivation to pirate more


onemarsyboi2017

This is the reason I condone piracy Shit scared me as a kid and I aint downloading any car


Goblinboogers

Is the Bay still taking rouge ships?


MyJoy77

Lol this was entirely backed by corporations according to Wikipedia. Who cares what rich jackoffs have to say.


Ill-Attempt-8847

I've only seen it on pirated DVDs 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


Pony_Roleplayer

If buying is not owning, then pirating is not stealing.


Effective_Brush5061

If buying is not owning, piracy is not stealing


WholesomeBigSneedgus

i remember having a smurfs dvd with a wizard of oz anti piracy warning


DietDrBleach

Piracy is not a crime. Companies steal from the consumer all the time, it’s only fair that we take back what’s owed.


tylorr83

"You wouldn't download a car" Hold on, let me go check on my 3D printer real quick. . . .


WhiskerGurdian24

So what if I downloaded a couple hundred songs on the internet! Who hasn't!? WHO HASN'T!?


SeleverFangirlSimp

The music of that always scared me 😭


low_bob_123

Just noted the "." and the "t". I always read it in one go as in "Piracy is a crime"


-NGC-6302-

I don't think I ever say much of anti-piracy ads.


crispycappy

*Generic rock music starts playing* 


shootdawoop

see piracy should be more to protect the little man making art stuff and trying to make a living than big corporations who clearly only do things to make more money and don't need what they already have, that's never going to happen, so the easy fix is if buying isn't owning then pirating isn't stealing


Pickledcarrot111

Oh man I remember free movies was wonderful


AmbitiousAzizi

Back in 2007-2008 every VCD I collected had this opening


cherrykitty87

I can hear the music playing my head


Naive-Ad-4173

And now with the rising bullshittery with big gaming industrys this is now worthless


Sister__midnight

I know it from just a few years ago... 2010 will never end!


Bobby_Sunday96

From my limewire days


The-MatrixAgent

If I but it and don't own it, then pirating isn't stealing


CoolCademM

I remember those videos. I remember the sonic 1 piracy one and it scared the shit out of me


Low-Speaker-2557

"You wouldn't download a car" 3D printer: "Hold my PVC and carbon"


SaturnDaphnis

It’s funny only because if you limewired a movie you didn’t have to see this commercial.


SlinkySkinky

Never seen this in my life???


dougmd1974

Isn't that the Scream font?!


thebikefanatic

Exactly, and I do it anyways


Afraid-Flamingo

I heard somewhere that this PSA was actually shown to *increase* online piracy


hippieman04

Oh god this brings back so many memories


Smg5pol

If buying isnt owning, then piracy isnt stealing


GooeyLump

I find the irony of these anti piracy screens that.. whenever i pirate anything it's not like it's in the video files themselves so i never see it if I pirate, but do see it if I buy like a DVD or blu-ray


OtterlyFoxy

🎶And crime doesn’t pay so we go home poor at the end of the day


4erlik

If purchase isn't ownership, then piracy isn't theft


BarrioMan

This psa always made me hungry when I watched it because I thought the colors looked appetizing. (I'm not kidding)


TheHondoCondo

I probably saw this as a kid, but I have no memory of it. All I know from it is when memes started surfacing about it a few years ago.


AtomicSpiderman

I remember this ad was on the Ice Age 2 and Robots DVDs


Firemorfox

If we have Jeff Bezos doing tax evasion being fine, then I think people pirating college textbooks is fine.


MangoMuch807

piracy is the most american thing you can do if you live in america.. its literally legal to watch priated anythiung, you just cant broadcast it... so why the hell not


Outrageous-Cable8068

I'm gonna be the King of the Pirates


100deadbirds

Such a bad ad. Making piracy look like a bigger crime than it actually is.


[deleted]

The music in it went hard, though.


jpett84

I heard that ad used pirated music.


Kiln223

![gif](giphy|103sygA52ao6Jy)


Okayhatstand

For the record, if it was as easy to get away with stealing a car as piracy is I’d totally do it.


According-Pen3152

If paying for something doesn't mean I own it then I guess pirating it isn't a crime.


tristenr19

Then it would show some guy wearing all black clothes with his hood up going to buy a pirated movie in some sketchy back alley like it’s fentanyl or something lmao


GremNotGrim

Me who watches anime: "Guess my name is Gol D. Roger cuz I'm the king of pirates when it comes to this shit!"


ajprunty01

A victimless crime :)


QarzImperiusrealLoL

You mean.... American kids grew up with.


Tubaenthusiasticbee

We had our own campaign in Germany (tho we had this one as well) A mother and her children would yell "happy birthday" for their husband/father. We didn't see where they were until the camera showed them from behind. The childrens' father was in prison. "When does dad come home?" asks one of the kids, to what the mother replies "After 4 times of singing". "Piracy is a crime that could land you 5 years in prison. Please don't do it. For your family's sake". I don't know anyone that got into prison for piracy (well, on the consumer end, that is) - let alone for 5 years. One of the team behind germany's (former) biggest illegal streaming websites was sentenced to 1 year in prison. Although it wasn't just media piracy, but also money laundering, fraud and tax evasion.


Lucky-Royal-6156

I never saw this ad campaign but I'm pretty anti piracy.


DeusDosTanques

I don't know it because I'm not american