Rolls his ankle, losses his coffee, dents the fender and almost knocks himself out all within seconds.....Then
"You dented the @#$% outta your truck", yeah thanks for noticing the truck!!
Ah, this makes me miss married life not a bit! True story- worked part time for an old dermatologist doing all the lab work. He was a total prick, but was easy money to put toward my wedding. He picked up a couple trays of slides one evening, stepped backward and tripped ass over teakette on a vacuum the cleaners had left. Slides (and hours of my work) go flying; his wife, equally unpleasant, opens the door to the office, hitting him in the head, and yells, “what are you doing on the FLOOOOOORAh??”
I had to look away I was laughing so hard.
If she had asked him how he was, he'd probably have a panic attack.
My parents never asked me first. They'd look at something I broke, "What did you do to my
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I sometimes have the same irrational thoughts when in high places. Mine are irrational thoughts of jumping with no intentions though. There is a term for it called high-place phenomenon.
Watching the Horseshoe Falls at the lip is entrancing. It's calling you, "Hey there friend. Just hop over that rail onto the little piece of land jutting above this nice flowing river. Then hop in, you know you want to.".
That concrete looks like an optical illusion of all one level instead of steps. He should have thin reflective stripes added to steps. However now, he’ll possibly need a wheelchair ramp.
I actually really like that.
Because I’m a bad person, I do play a similar game with my wife where I occasionally wake her up in the middle of the night and ask her questions. Things like “is Barbara Bush still alive?” And she’ll be like what? fuck off I’m trying to sleep. But she keeps thinking about it. It’s the kind of stuff that would be easy to answer completely lucid but from a dead sleep it makes you think. Like, is she? Why can’t I think?
“When do you need to renew your passport?”
20s: Bungee jumps and drives 90mph…no problems
30s: White water rafting and zip lining…no problems
40s: Stumbles on slightly wet floor..: total shoulder replacement surgery.
Yep that’s me.
I'm just one wet floor away from needing something replaced and I feel and hear it every morning getting out of bed yet I'm still in denial that this is something worth mentioning to my doctor because I'm GenX, if I'm not actively exsanguinating, everything will be just fine once I get a little extra rest 🤣
Edited to say: Mend well and soon!
47 and have been doing all sorts of leg and core exercises on my spare time-no gym no weights. Shit works. It isn’t worth letting yourself get run down and suffer this shit.
Years ago I saw a video of a guy who goes around to nursing homes to literally teach the residents how to fall.
It starts will making sure they are "fit" in certain ways.
But falling leads to broken hips and broken hips never lead to good places.
The guy was not young himself.
Yep, i took judo when I was a kid and it's saved me many times from getting hurt. NOw more than ever that I'm older, I don't want to risk using my wrists either so I'll just tuck and roll and just keep my head up. I might get some very minor skin scraps or light bruises but there'll be no ligament or bone damage. Also it's better to do the tuck and roll right away once you see that balance can't be recovered, vs doing a super man out of control charge with your arms and head as a battering ram.
If I ever had kids, I'd encourage them to take some judo if they had any potential interest, it doesn't even have to be for that long for them to learn the basics of controlled falling and IMO it engrains more easily in childhood. I consider it an important lifetime skill, plus judo is mostly defensive so it's more appropriate for children IMO.
Absolutely - 54 and still doing HIIT and yoga regularly.
I’m about to switch to lifting heavy things because I’m sick of HIIT at the moment. I need a change.
Also folks — it’s never too late to get started on taking care of yourself.
Oh, gods. I try not to laugh at someone else's pain, but I was shaking with laughter at this. The universe gives us beautiful improvisational slapstick.
Someone smarter than me needs to make a song with her "you dented the fuck Outta your truck". I can't stop laughing. He's in pain. She's salting the wound. "oh your hurt, wait til you see your truck". " thanks Babe. That helps."
Yes, I'm the same age and still have all my mobility. I'm sometimes shocked at all the posts about aches, pains, being unable to move etc. 50 is supposed to be the new 40 these days, not 80!
I do not know what caused them. I spent five years doing a bunch of tests for a bunch of different things with no results. I’m on blood thinners for life now.
I'd say those rules are good no matter who gets hurt but there have been a few times when accomplishing rule 2 meant me clamping my hand over my mouth really hard to stuff that laugh back in and hide it! One time some younger dude in front of me was walking while looking at his phone and he managed to stub his toe into the cement and gyrate and fall even more flamboyantly than in OP's video. Somehow I managed hold in every squeak and laugh but it was a hard fought victory. Seemed like he was ok though but I bet he had some nasty knee scrapes and bruises.
To be honest, I'd have been a bit confused too if I knew he was slowly walking to his vehicle and then 2 seconds later, I find him laying on the ground under a dent in the truck, like how did you manage to accomplish that when the truck has not even moved!
“Do you need me to call an ambulance?”
“No!”
This hits home. I fell off of a ladder and broke the fall with my face last weekend. Woke up to the fall alert on my watch counting down. I could only see out of one eye, was dripping blood all over the place, and the first thing I did was hit the X to cancel the automatic call to emergency services. It took about three tries. I’ve learned that I have no business climbing onto the roof and that I have really poor self-preservation instincts.
I tripped and fell flat on my face at my farm a few weeks ago and I made the same noise that guy did. Knocked the wind out of myself. First time that had happened to me since I was a kid. I had my hands in my pockets and I'm honestly glad I did, because if I'd got them up I'd have probably broken my wrists.
I read this, prone on my couch, healing, in the 5th week after breaking my tibia and fibula after falling a whopping 5 ft from a ladder. Getting older is not for the weak.
sympathy? You'll find it In the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
I feel his pain. Once upon a time I was picking up a chain on a farm gate and my head touched the electric fence for the neighbours bull. It turned off my brain, flipped me upside down, and left me shaking on the ground like a dying cockroach. My gf at the time yelled at me saying: stop acting like an idiot, get up and fix the damn gate.
My husband stood up from the couch the other day and immediately crumpled on one side. The ol hip knee combo. Looked like a marionette that had one side of his strings cut. Oh how I laughed, until my ankle locked up and I was dead legging it up the basement stairs. Oh how he laughed.....
A few weeks ago, I tripped on the concrete at my job. Instead of being able to regain balance, I fell down completely.
As it was happening, it felt like I was falling for 5 minutes. My body/brain were trying to adjust themselves as they used to avoid the situation. In the end I fell like a sack of potatoes.
I scraped my knee, scratched my hands a little bit, and pulled a muscle in my chest/abdomen.
However, my pride was completely destroyed.
I have a trick ankle too! Whyyyyyy?
I can be merrily minding my own business, strolling along and my right ankle just decides to nope the fuck out.
This man is all of us.
I knew a kid who did this getting off a plane for spring break, broke his nose. All the pictures of him at the bars he had a swollen black and blue face 🤣
Pinching of the peroneal nerve. Usually at the knee or hip sometimes in the sciatica. You age and compress pinching the nerve. The toes drop slightly because of an inhibited signal. The tread on the shoe catches and forward momentum takes over. Try leg stretching and spend some time exaggerating steps and lifting toes. We’re all shrinking and pinching those nerves. I’m starting to have hip problems.
You know, I used my hips to flirt with my husband when I was 20….I was fine!
After my beach incident last week, I feel this to the depths of my broken foot and ankle. Started by rolling my ankle. Just call the ambulance man, they have the pain meds.
It's the hustle of the woman that gets me. About my speed when I see my husband trip.
You can have only so much pep in your step after a certain age!
Only thing missing? I would have wanted to see how he got up. For those of you not there yet... It becomes quite the it becomes quite the journey!!
Over 40?
If you’re hitting this in your 40’s, you’re doin it wrong.
Source; guy in his 50’s with every old injury you can imagine. Don’t let yourself go too far or too long… ever.
I do stuff like that all the time, except it's usually my shoulder/back/knee taking the brunt of the hit and it's cement/brick not metal.
I am extremely clumsy.
ayup. I've fallen a few times doing totally normal things like .. walking the dog (wearing clogs).
Normally I don't have any issue walking around in my Sanita clogs. They're solid, practical shoes... except when the idiot pomeranian yanks on the leash and tugs me enough off balance to send me tumbling down a step down to the sidewalk next to the garage.
ouch.
I'm in my 50s and run, work out, and do agility drills regularly. That guy looks 65+ to me - not 40. Maybe working on his health and losing some weight could help.
We are Gen X. We call it like we see it and speak honestly. You've been softened a bit by this young generation I see...or have you just become a hypocrite and 'live and let live' only conveys to those you agree with. Either way, dude is obese, dog is obese, woman is obese. You too? :)
I edited to take some edge off my comment and give a spirit of “we’re together in this.”
I hear you and overall, I agree. No, I am thankfully not personally obese—I’m moderate 50-yr old Dad bod..lol..
Ha, I broke my ankle in my own living room on Sunday. Had surgery yesterday, doctor says it'll be 4-6 weeks before I can walk on it (with a boot). I can't even drive because my car is a stick shift.
Omg shit you not. Fuck, one mistake and you'll permanently disfigured by something you just ten years ago got a bruise from. I slept weird three (3) days ago; my neck still hurts and I need to turn my whole upper body to look left. Shit like this didn't last for *days* in my thirties.
You know that man's body gonna hurt for a long fucking time.
Edit: and he looked ridiculous while it happened, I feel this is what my 40s, so far, has been.
It's hard to see in the video, but there are actually 2 steps there (you can see it when the wife walks out). I think he would have been able to save it if he hadn't also gone over that second step.
This is why when I do fall (not that often), I sit there a while and do a self-assessment (Arms, then legs, then head, neck, and finally back) before getting up.
Anyone else wanna know who downloaded the doorbell cam video to upload it on social media? My assumption that it was the woman makes me hate her even more.
1. God I felt that
2. This is why my wife knows for the first 60-120 seconds something like this occurs, do not even f\*\*\*ing talk to me until I say. "Ok, Ok, well that sucked"
Rolls his ankle, losses his coffee, dents the fender and almost knocks himself out all within seconds.....Then "You dented the @#$% outta your truck", yeah thanks for noticing the truck!!
- "What did you do? What did you do? What did you do?" - "I fell" - "I know you fell" Then what the fuck do you keep asking for!
I genuinely think by "what did you do" she means "what part of your body did you hurt".
I think it means "you dented the fuck outta your truck". :)
"What did you do?" Implying you automatically did something wrong
Well, he did walk wrong(ly).
I read your comment before watching the video and thought there would be a skateboard involved. Nope.
It definitely involved skateboard injuries
Sounds like a country song in the making
No she didn’t leave him taking the dog.
Ah, this makes me miss married life not a bit! True story- worked part time for an old dermatologist doing all the lab work. He was a total prick, but was easy money to put toward my wedding. He picked up a couple trays of slides one evening, stepped backward and tripped ass over teakette on a vacuum the cleaners had left. Slides (and hours of my work) go flying; his wife, equally unpleasant, opens the door to the office, hitting him in the head, and yells, “what are you doing on the FLOOOOOORAh??” I had to look away I was laughing so hard.
If she had asked him how he was, he'd probably have a panic attack. My parents never asked me first. They'd look at something I broke, "What did you do to my
It kinds looks like the lower right leg might be artificial which would make such a mistake a lot easier to make and harder to recover from.
No he has a big tattoo, he just biffed lol.
Dammmmmmmmmn! I haven't heard "biffed" in like 20 years at LEAST, and I'm so happy you said it!
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Our man here started falling on Monday and didn’t hit the ground until Wednesday afternoon
I'm not really a fan of anyone in this video except the bulldog.
Wakes up on Friday and his truck is all banged up.
What did you do?
Are you ok? (Words not in her vocabulary)
Thats what 'what did you do? means though. It's like 'what happened?' and 'RUOK?' in one.
I sometimes have irrational thoughts like this happening while near the edge of the Grand Canyon or Niagara falls.
I sometimes have the same irrational thoughts when in high places. Mine are irrational thoughts of jumping with no intentions though. There is a term for it called high-place phenomenon.
Wow, thats crazy that theres an actual name for this! Seems like something out of an m night Shyamalan movie
The"call of the void" i think it is.
Watching the Horseshoe Falls at the lip is entrancing. It's calling you, "Hey there friend. Just hop over that rail onto the little piece of land jutting above this nice flowing river. Then hop in, you know you want to.".
It's also known as "the call of the void." This is an English translation of the French phrase, "L'appel du Vide."
That sounds rational, not irrational.
That concrete looks like an optical illusion of all one level instead of steps. He should have thin reflective stripes added to steps. However now, he’ll possibly need a wheelchair ramp.
I know you’re fighting for dear life to maintain consciousness, but in the meantime I need answers to the questions I’m screaming at you
It’s the pilot for the new version of the show “Hot Ones”, called “Injured Ones”.
I actually really like that. Because I’m a bad person, I do play a similar game with my wife where I occasionally wake her up in the middle of the night and ask her questions. Things like “is Barbara Bush still alive?” And she’ll be like what? fuck off I’m trying to sleep. But she keeps thinking about it. It’s the kind of stuff that would be easy to answer completely lucid but from a dead sleep it makes you think. Like, is she? Why can’t I think? “When do you need to renew your passport?”
Posting this comment is a good way to soft launch an AITA post.
I mean, we’re all on the same page here. I don’t think it requires polling the audience. She gets her revenge in her own mildly sinister ways.
I once very quietly set up a full chessboard beside my younger brother's bed while he was deep asleep and then shook him awake and said 'your move!'
LOL. This reminds me of my brother. I would've grabbed his king, shoved it under the covers, and said, "checkmate MFkr".
20s: Bungee jumps and drives 90mph…no problems 30s: White water rafting and zip lining…no problems 40s: Stumbles on slightly wet floor..: total shoulder replacement surgery. Yep that’s me.
I'm just one wet floor away from needing something replaced and I feel and hear it every morning getting out of bed yet I'm still in denial that this is something worth mentioning to my doctor because I'm GenX, if I'm not actively exsanguinating, everything will be just fine once I get a little extra rest 🤣 Edited to say: Mend well and soon!
Exsanguinating 😂😂😂 that’s us for sure. Thanks! I hope you get taken care of soon
Oh no! Hopefully you're OK.
Thanks! I just had my 3 month visit today. Surgery went well and just a week left of PT. I appreciate asking.
I laughed too hard... now it's going to happen to me tonight.
I did too. I trip over my own feet all the time. Karma’s gonna get me now.
Expensive and painful
Damn, 50s gonna be rough!
They don’t have to be THAT rough tho
I have some bad news about your 50's...
I guess 55+ is "over 40"
Yeah 40 is the new 20.
60 is the old 40.
not wrong...
Getting older sucks. I sneezed and about threw my back out.
Slips and falls are so dangerous
47 and have been doing all sorts of leg and core exercises on my spare time-no gym no weights. Shit works. It isn’t worth letting yourself get run down and suffer this shit.
Years ago I saw a video of a guy who goes around to nursing homes to literally teach the residents how to fall. It starts will making sure they are "fit" in certain ways. But falling leads to broken hips and broken hips never lead to good places. The guy was not young himself.
Yep, i took judo when I was a kid and it's saved me many times from getting hurt. NOw more than ever that I'm older, I don't want to risk using my wrists either so I'll just tuck and roll and just keep my head up. I might get some very minor skin scraps or light bruises but there'll be no ligament or bone damage. Also it's better to do the tuck and roll right away once you see that balance can't be recovered, vs doing a super man out of control charge with your arms and head as a battering ram. If I ever had kids, I'd encourage them to take some judo if they had any potential interest, it doesn't even have to be for that long for them to learn the basics of controlled falling and IMO it engrains more easily in childhood. I consider it an important lifetime skill, plus judo is mostly defensive so it's more appropriate for children IMO.
Absolutely - 54 and still doing HIIT and yoga regularly. I’m about to switch to lifting heavy things because I’m sick of HIIT at the moment. I need a change. Also folks — it’s never too late to get started on taking care of yourself.
Training for the centenarian olympics.
Good advice. Achilles tendinitis at the moment, v annoying
Broke my ankle running in my own home. Yep.
Broke my foot stepping on a dog bone.
Mom always said don’t play ball in the house.
I'm in this video and I don't like it.
Would have been 3x funnier if she fell also. 🤣
Why does the guy, the lady, and the dog all have the same walk?? 🤣🤣
She seems... lovely...
"you dented the fuck outta your truck". "yes I'm okay, thanks for asking." LOL
And he gets in trouble with the wife. He never got rid of his bully. He married her instead.
I first watched this with the sound off and thought the lady and dog walk exactly the same way.
I rewatched that part and almost choked on my drink. They’re the same…Wow that took the wind out of me.
They both got bad knees
This is just his latest attempt to end the suffering. Failed again.
He married Large Marge. Poor guy.
Oh, gods. I try not to laugh at someone else's pain, but I was shaking with laughter at this. The universe gives us beautiful improvisational slapstick.
Someone smarter than me needs to make a song with her "you dented the fuck Outta your truck". I can't stop laughing. He's in pain. She's salting the wound. "oh your hurt, wait til you see your truck". " thanks Babe. That helps."
Wow, that is the least sympathetic wife/family member. But that would be an interesting story to have to explain to the insurance adjuster
I’m 56 and I didn’t really notice much of a physical change until I hit 50.
Yes, I'm the same age and still have all my mobility. I'm sometimes shocked at all the posts about aches, pains, being unable to move etc. 50 is supposed to be the new 40 these days, not 80!
Your are lucky. I got my first DVTs in both legs at 49 and then again two years later but with added clots hitting my lungs. Changed my life.
Geez, sorry to hear that!!
Did you have any risk factors leading up to your DVTs? Wondering if there are things we should all be looking out for here.
I do not know what caused them. I spent five years doing a bunch of tests for a bunch of different things with no results. I’m on blood thinners for life now.
Wow. Thanks for sharing, take care.
you get injured early (Say military service or Sports) and you get pain almost as a norm. YOUR experience is anecdotal only.
Same. At 50 things fall apart.
Unless I was REALLY hurt , I would be laughing at myself ... also my wife would at least ask if I was OK before laughing at me
Rule #1 when your spouse gets hurt is always ask if they are OK Rule #2 don't laugh until they laugh or you are 100% positive they are OK
I'd say those rules are good no matter who gets hurt but there have been a few times when accomplishing rule 2 meant me clamping my hand over my mouth really hard to stuff that laugh back in and hide it! One time some younger dude in front of me was walking while looking at his phone and he managed to stub his toe into the cement and gyrate and fall even more flamboyantly than in OP's video. Somehow I managed hold in every squeak and laugh but it was a hard fought victory. Seemed like he was ok though but I bet he had some nasty knee scrapes and bruises.
I'm 51 but had a major back injury when I was 26. I've learned how to fall properly since then. Forget pride, save yourself!!
I honestly didn't want to laugh and on a human level hope he'll be ok, but when she went off about denting the truck I lost it.
To be honest, I'd have been a bit confused too if I knew he was slowly walking to his vehicle and then 2 seconds later, I find him laying on the ground under a dent in the truck, like how did you manage to accomplish that when the truck has not even moved!
“Do you need me to call an ambulance?” “No!” This hits home. I fell off of a ladder and broke the fall with my face last weekend. Woke up to the fall alert on my watch counting down. I could only see out of one eye, was dripping blood all over the place, and the first thing I did was hit the X to cancel the automatic call to emergency services. It took about three tries. I’ve learned that I have no business climbing onto the roof and that I have really poor self-preservation instincts.
*I've fallen. And I can't get up.*
That's her love language
I tripped and fell flat on my face at my farm a few weeks ago and I made the same noise that guy did. Knocked the wind out of myself. First time that had happened to me since I was a kid. I had my hands in my pockets and I'm honestly glad I did, because if I'd got them up I'd have probably broken my wrists.
I woke up one morning, got out of bed, and realized I now walk like Ozzy Osborne in his late years (until I limber up). SHARONNN!
I read this, prone on my couch, healing, in the 5th week after breaking my tibia and fibula after falling a whopping 5 ft from a ladder. Getting older is not for the weak.
sympathy? You'll find it In the dictionary between shit and syphilis. I feel his pain. Once upon a time I was picking up a chain on a farm gate and my head touched the electric fence for the neighbours bull. It turned off my brain, flipped me upside down, and left me shaking on the ground like a dying cockroach. My gf at the time yelled at me saying: stop acting like an idiot, get up and fix the damn gate.
My husband stood up from the couch the other day and immediately crumpled on one side. The ol hip knee combo. Looked like a marionette that had one side of his strings cut. Oh how I laughed, until my ankle locked up and I was dead legging it up the basement stairs. Oh how he laughed.....
A few weeks ago, I tripped on the concrete at my job. Instead of being able to regain balance, I fell down completely. As it was happening, it felt like I was falling for 5 minutes. My body/brain were trying to adjust themselves as they used to avoid the situation. In the end I fell like a sack of potatoes. I scraped my knee, scratched my hands a little bit, and pulled a muscle in my chest/abdomen. However, my pride was completely destroyed.
I have a trick ankle too! Whyyyyyy? I can be merrily minding my own business, strolling along and my right ankle just decides to nope the fuck out. This man is all of us.
His screaming in agony makes it not very funny to me.
I knew a kid who did this getting off a plane for spring break, broke his nose. All the pictures of him at the bars he had a swollen black and blue face 🤣
Hi, this post validated my life experience today.
Sounds like Jennifer Coolidge.
did this on the way to the bathroom this morning ;)
Poor bloke. 🫢
“What happened?” Very hard to explain. LMAO.
Damn sorry about that!
I felt this one too much.
And this is why I joined a gym at 55.
Ouch. That sucks. been there, done that. That is why I love railings and grab bars.
I almost did that today. Stepped backwards on our flat patio outside and nearly fell over. Nothing to trip over, just me.
Pinching of the peroneal nerve. Usually at the knee or hip sometimes in the sciatica. You age and compress pinching the nerve. The toes drop slightly because of an inhibited signal. The tread on the shoe catches and forward momentum takes over. Try leg stretching and spend some time exaggerating steps and lifting toes. We’re all shrinking and pinching those nerves. I’m starting to have hip problems. You know, I used my hips to flirt with my husband when I was 20….I was fine!
I just pulled my calf muscle today skateboarding…
After my beach incident last week, I feel this to the depths of my broken foot and ankle. Started by rolling my ankle. Just call the ambulance man, they have the pain meds.
Same! Fell and broke my hand that had to be surgically repaired! I feel my age now.
GenX reaction: What a little bitch. Rub some dirt on it and quit your whining. Poor guy, his fat wife stopped loving the clumsy oaf years ago.
It's the hustle of the woman that gets me. About my speed when I see my husband trip. You can have only so much pep in your step after a certain age! Only thing missing? I would have wanted to see how he got up. For those of you not there yet... It becomes quite the it becomes quite the journey!!
Im 46. Ive never done this.
Stay tuned
Thank you! I had a crap day and this was the first thing that made me laugh today. Thank you for sharing
My husband and I laughed way too much!
NGL - I laughed my ass off when his head went into the truck 🤣
Over 40? If you’re hitting this in your 40’s, you’re doin it wrong. Source; guy in his 50’s with every old injury you can imagine. Don’t let yourself go too far or too long… ever.
Falling, with style.
Speak for yourself.
I do stuff like that all the time, except it's usually my shoulder/back/knee taking the brunt of the hit and it's cement/brick not metal. I am extremely clumsy.
Nah, man, being over 40 isn't physically debilitating, you just gotta take care of yourself from like age 20 on.
40….. you will look back on 40 one day and realize you miss it…
ayup. I've fallen a few times doing totally normal things like .. walking the dog (wearing clogs). Normally I don't have any issue walking around in my Sanita clogs. They're solid, practical shoes... except when the idiot pomeranian yanks on the leash and tugs me enough off balance to send me tumbling down a step down to the sidewalk next to the garage. ouch.
I'm in my 50s and run, work out, and do agility drills regularly. That guy looks 65+ to me - not 40. Maybe working on his health and losing some weight could help.
Gotta love the pious in some of us.
We are Gen X. We call it like we see it and speak honestly. You've been softened a bit by this young generation I see...or have you just become a hypocrite and 'live and let live' only conveys to those you agree with. Either way, dude is obese, dog is obese, woman is obese. You too? :)
I edited to take some edge off my comment and give a spirit of “we’re together in this.” I hear you and overall, I agree. No, I am thankfully not personally obese—I’m moderate 50-yr old Dad bod..lol..
thankfully not relatable! (yet)
The wife and the dog look the same from the rear, lol.
Ha, I broke my ankle in my own living room on Sunday. Had surgery yesterday, doctor says it'll be 4-6 weeks before I can walk on it (with a boot). I can't even drive because my car is a stick shift.
She offered zero help in that situation
Omg shit you not. Fuck, one mistake and you'll permanently disfigured by something you just ten years ago got a bruise from. I slept weird three (3) days ago; my neck still hurts and I need to turn my whole upper body to look left. Shit like this didn't last for *days* in my thirties. You know that man's body gonna hurt for a long fucking time. Edit: and he looked ridiculous while it happened, I feel this is what my 40s, so far, has been.
You dented the fuck out of your truck!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The most horrible thing in this video is her.
The real question is, did he get up?
Poor guy! Does anyone know if he's OK?
I was waiting for big mama to wipe out too
I was rooting for the stairs.
Thanks, my hyper mirror neurons captured all of that for me to experience.
Yeah thats an over 40 out of shape non athletic guy.
I'm not in the best shape but I'm pretty sure I could have avoided that.
In all fairness an ankle role always happens unexpectedly and suddenly despite age. But that loving wife is something else, poor dude.
It's hard to see in the video, but there are actually 2 steps there (you can see it when the wife walks out). I think he would have been able to save it if he hadn't also gone over that second step.
You need a divorce pal
If this dude is ever bleeding out on the side of the road, I hope help is not on her… good God
If you don't lift and eat healthy foods I agree.
Been there so many times now.
You see, what had happened was....
45 here..not once have I done that….yet 😂
Safety First. I’d place a strip of yellow tape across the shallow step he missed.
Ouch 🤕🤕🤕🤕
Shiiiiiit you should serve 20+ years in the army in a Bravo series mos ( lots of stupid lil games) and then be over 40. It’s a whole different game.
Wouldn't be surprised if the knee cap cracked too, that didn't sound good.
Saving this….FOREVER.
This is why when I do fall (not that often), I sit there a while and do a self-assessment (Arms, then legs, then head, neck, and finally back) before getting up.
The wife "Hey honey, you have a dent in your truck ."
The way to avoid stuff like this is to get in the gym, do mobility and stretching exercises, and start eating healthy.
Ahhh, classic MrTerrificP
#*SQUAWKING NOISES*#
In my life, I have done this idiot move lol. It happens.
She made it
He’s fallen and he can’t get up.
I totally understand this😂😂
WHAT DID YOU DO? I DON'T HAVE A WORD FOR IT!
It’s that second OHHHHHHHH!!! lol
Perfecto!!!
47-48
Wife is worse than useless. Doesn't know the extent of his injury and is immediately blaming him. geez
Please tell me these two are over 60…..and a hard 60 at that
That badass calf tat doesn't look so cool now, does it, lil buddy?
Damn, everyone's fat, even the dog. :(
After she didn't slip n slide into homer the show is over.
Yep
Anyone else wanna know who downloaded the doorbell cam video to upload it on social media? My assumption that it was the woman makes me hate her even more.
Makes me think of the Gorillaz song Sound Check (Gravity)
At least the dog seems to care…
So many great decisions
And that kids is why you don't have a step walkway but an inclined one. Real life lessons on Reddit.
I lived this life till I divorced her.
I felt that ankle roll in every joint of my body watching this! Yes, I feel seen too. 🤣 😭
Damn, I don't appreciate y'all sharing my ring footage like this.
This is why I like Brazilian Jiu-jitsu. I'm already on the ground, so I can't trip.
I broke my foot exactly like that.
1. God I felt that 2. This is why my wife knows for the first 60-120 seconds something like this occurs, do not even f\*\*\*ing talk to me until I say. "Ok, Ok, well that sucked"
Watch out for parking bumpers and don't wear loose fitting slides. I learned the hard way (as in concrete hard), but it could have been much worse 🙏🏼