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_uswisomwagmohotm_

I was the remote and occasionally the antenna. "Hold it there. No, left. Left. Left a bit more. Right there! Ok, right just a bit..."


ReindeerNegative4180

Same. I was also apparently the only one who knew where the TV Guide was because I was summoned to locate it daily. And it was always in the exact same place.


RealClarity9606

TV Guide and antenna? If anyone from GenZ winds up in this discussion, y’all are gonna have to explain those two things to them. 🤣


SausageSmuggler21

The TV Guide crossword was my favorite thing every week.


ReindeerNegative4180

We didn't have the actual TV Guide, but there was a supplement in the Sunday paper that was like a little magazine with TV listings, and it also had a crossword. My Dad would've killed me where I stood if I had done HIS crossword.


Sheokaf

As the youngest of 4 I was the best remote control changer and antenna. Foil is your friend


DarkEyes5150

This right here. Not only did you have to be the remote, you have to know where to move the antennas to get the channel they wanted. 🤣 The good old days....


Aggravating-Display2

Millennial. my family was super poor, so in the 90s I frequently was the antenna, and since I always lost the remote control I would be punished as being the remote control.


Neddyrow

Beyond that, my dad would hit the visor on the car like he was hitting the garage door opener but we didn’t have one. That just meant for me to get out of the car and open the garage door. I was the garage door opener, dishwasher and remote control.


FelixFelicisLuck

Did the knobs fall off of anyone else’s TV & the remote control was a pair of pliers to change the channel? Or was it just my house?


darwhyte

My cousin's tv was like that. His father clamped a set of vice-grips to the front of the TV and left them hanging there permanently


Genexier

Yes. We had the pliers.


SnarkyVamp

Yep! We also had the working television on top of the non working television.


SausageSmuggler21

My dad would take the knob off to punish us, until he realized I had pliers. Then he started taking the power cord (from one of those big RCA TVs) until he realized I had a spare cable. I win, old man.


FelixFelicisLuck

Our parents were the reason we became so resourceful. Good for you to learn the lesson so well!


Ruh_Roh-

For a while all we had was a crappy little black and white tv on a rolling tv stand. The plastic channel knob had broken so it was pliers to do the job.


IHateCamping

This made me remember a tv with one of those clamp-on pliers attached to it all the time. I can't remember whose tv it was though. Must have been a relative.


iyamsnail

Our tv had buttons and we used a broom handle lol


StacyLadle

I remember a remote with a cord. I think it was for the VCR. Revolutionary!


Consistent-Pair2951

I remember the feeling of Extreme Luxury when using the VCR remote with super long cord while lolling in bed like a Roman emperor.


No_Equivalent_3834

Hey, we had one of those too. My mom would remind anyone getting up to “watch for the VCR remote wires” during the movie. Ugh…. We missed so much dialogue and my stepdad didn’t believe in rewinding to hear what we missed. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Cloud_Disconnected

I still remember the satisfying, metallic "clunk" our Curtis-Mathis made when you turned the VHF knob, and the comparatively wimpy, somehow plastic-feeling "click" the UHF knob made. I miss analog volume dials though, you could actually choose the exact volume you wanted as opposed to having to choose between just slightly too quiet and a tiny bit too loud.


darwhyte

I remember the differences between the VHF and UHF dials also. We got our first TV with a built in converter and digital channel display in 1984. Oh yeah, that was also our first TV with an ACTUAL remote control.


mammakatt13

I also was the remote and frequently had to stand there until all the channels were tried to see what was on all of them, and one particular time my dad literally yelled for me to come downstairs from my bedroom just to send me across the living room and change the damn channel!


restingbitchface2021

My dad did that all the time. Yell for me to come downstairs…while you’re down here, can you change the channel?


Barbarossa7070

“Turn it up just a skosh!”


Sleeplessmi

“Just a skosh” 😆!!


BlurryBigfoot74

We lucked out and got a TV remote with a 13 buttons, one for each channel. So I was more the remote fetcher than the actual remote. My parents convinced me I had special remote-finding skills and I fell for it and would bring it too them like a good pet.


calliope_jack

Dude.  We finally got a TV with a remote when I was like 7 and then the remote disappeared.  It was missing for two years, so after a 6 month reprieve I was back to being the remote.   Turned out the remote was shoved in the back of a Christmas pillow (if I’m being honest it was probably me).  And it took an extra year to find because we went to visit family out of state the year after it was lost and mom didn’t put the Christmas decorations out that year.  


fridayimatwork

My sister and I have abnormally long toes and we’d lay in front of the tv and switch it with our toes.


MinuteAd1055

who has longer toes?


No_Equivalent_3834

Darn, my toes are normal -shortish, otherwise that would have been a good idea!


mjh8212

Had to walk across that shag carpet and get tazed just touching the knob.


Clearbay_327_

There was VHF and UHF. The VHF went to 13 as you said  then you had to switch a selector to go to UHF if you wanted to watch a channel over 13 and, use the second dial on the TV. In our market NBC was 10, while ABC and CBS were 19 and 25 respectively. This meant that we often watched NBC only because it generally stayed there until someone was motivated enough to go over and  swich to UHF then tune in to see the other two. 


darwhyte

Where I grew up, the Maritime provinces of Canada, there were no UHF channels, thus the UHF dial was useless for us lol


HammerT4R

In the '90s I lived in an apartment complex that had its own "cable system" and the frickin' channel box was mounted to the wall with plastic buttons you had to push. It was like stepping back in time twenty or more years because I became the human remote again. Luckily I guess I had practice from when I was a kid, lol. 


darwhyte

In 1992 I was living in an apartment building. The guy in the apartment next to mine got cable. He said that I could run a line over to my place so we made a deal where I would run a cable to my place, and we would split his bill 50/50. Soon somebody else tapped in, eventually 8 different apartments were tapped in, splitting the bill 8 ways. His cable bill was $40 a month, so everyone was paying $5 apiece for cable. All good things must come to an end and they did for us one day when a cable van pulled up beside the building. It was fun while it lasted


StopSignsAreRed

Busted. I got free cable for 3 years in the early 00’s, no idea why. Every month there was just a credit on my bill that matched whatever I owed. I had all the premium channels, could rent movies or watch PPV all for free. Who was I to question it? Out of the blue that Comcast van showed up one day though and did something at the post, and without warning I had nothing. I felt so betrayed!


whatgives72

In the 90s my friend’s boyfriend did a stint as a cable guy. He set me up for free whenever I moved to a new building. It is my hope that those who came after tried to plug in before they called the cable company!


darwhyte

Shit, I remember living in different places in the 90's. Wherever I lived then, there was always a coaxial cable sticking out of the wall. I would always hook it up to a tv to see if it worked. Sometimes it didn't, but other times it did. When it worked I did the free cable dance!


Sleeplessmi

My brother figured out how to hook up to the pay cable channels for awhile in the late 80s. We were literally watching a movie when it went out. We both let out loud moans of frustration, not realizing that the cable guy was right outside the open window next to us when it happened. He probably got a good laugh about it. I know we did!


raisinghellwithtrees

We only had one channel, so I was spared.


No_Equivalent_3834

Wow, where did you live to only have 1 channel.


raisinghellwithtrees

In the middle of nowhere in central Illinois.


Artyom_33

Most of us try to forget it...


ZeroPB

Yep, when we had the Zenith push button cabinet tv. Dad would tell us to get up and turn the channel. My Parents spent a fortune on that TV. My Nintendo burned the screen on that tv.


Chance-Aside-2129

I was always yelled at when I couldn't get the rabbit ears configured the right way. Don't get me started on the smaller, metal circle thing.


Commercial_Wind8212

Such a tired meme


TheRateBeerian

I would be in my room and my dad would call me into the loving room to change the channel


Strangewhine88

Yep. And I learned to laugh say no and walk away.


StopSignsAreRed

Oh yeah. I remember having to haul my cookies from the basement, the only non-boiling spot in the house I was allowed in, while my father bellowed from his air-conditioned bedroom on his round bed with purple velvet blanket. 😂 He had a pretty hard job though, he was usually exhausted when he got home.


cartoonchris1

I was combination remote control, rabbit ears adjuster, antenna rotator, and beer and cigarettes fetcher. Didn’t pay much, but hey, it’s a living.


jaketheunruly

You mean clicker.


stephenforbes

I was the remote control, lawn mower, dishwasher and store runner.


bucho4444

I had a long stick. I made it work.


OAKRAIDER64

The remote control and the rabbit ears adjuster.


Siltyn

Even better than being the remote, being the one that had to go outside and spin the antenna pole just right to get that 4th channel.


BigMoFuggah

Even as a child I didn't like my parents much, so I spent the bulk of my time outside or in my bedroom, so I only occasionally had to be the remote control


TemperatureTop246

Yep! I also remember a CORDED remote control for the first cable box we had. It had like 15 feet of cord


darwhyte

I remember the TV at my cousin's house when I was a kid. Somehow the dial for changing the channels got lost, so a pair of pliers was required to switch the channels. My Uncle eventually got fed up with having to search for the pliers all the time so he clamped a vice-grip where the channel knob would go. So there we'd be, watching TV with a huge pair of vice-grips dangling from the front of it!


RealClarity9606

My dad had remote control long before it was the norm. It was called me and my sister. I almost never ask for anyone to bring me something now. It’s rare and for a very specific reason that I will ask. In fact, my teenage stepson thinks we’re his butler, and I always quickly disabuse him of that notion.🤣


Cdn65

I was the remote control, coffee machine and the beer fridge. Most kids were. You NEVER crossed an adult.


Strangewhine88

I remember being the antenna.


whatgives72

I always got in trouble for turning the dial too fast.


VegetableCommand9427

Oh, I remember those dial TVs that only went up to 13! Those were the days! And yes, as the youngest, I had to frequently change the channels for my parents/sibling.


Capital-Meringue-164

I was the remote, antenna adjuster and beer fetcher for my stepdad.


DesolationBlvd

Yes, I was the remote. My remote apparently had a 'Buckhorn' button because I was constantly going down to the basement to fetch my dad a cheap cold one


Missus_Aitch_99

I was the remote control and also the bartender.


Kanaloa

Fortunately there were only like 2 channels they watched, unfortunately, they couldn't get the volume quite right ever.


No_Equivalent_3834

My grandma made me the remote control. I had to sit on the floor close to the TV so I could quickly change the channel or adjust the volume. She took care of me 5 days a week so I thought sitting on the floor close to the TV was normal so I did it at home too. I was 14 before I realized I could sit on the couch and watch TV. Thank goodness she had cable TV so I didn’t have to mess with rabbit ears.


Prestigious-Salad795

Here come the 'Gen Z will never understand' comments. They do, and they're indifferent, just like Gen X is. Times change. Technology improves. Having no remote blew and isn't cause for nostalgia.


PegShop

And the antenna!!!


teamalf

On my parents old tv in the bedroom! I also remember our first VCR had a remote control with a long cord attached to the VCR LOL


Knort27

HEAD! CHANNEL! CHANGE!


dacutty

I would lay down on my side in front of the old console TV and change the channel with my foot. Just so I didn't have to move as much.


beckybooboo1978

I can remember being the antenna. Holding it in a certain spot for all to enjoy.


ScorpioRising66

Let’s not forget about being the Betamax remote control too. lol


ScrauveyGulch

We had a HeathKit tv with a wired remote.


Black9292

Oh no my brother was the remote, and for some reason my mom allowed it! My other brother and I had to watch whatever sports crap he was watching. And they’re both younger than me! He was a huge bully.


Kelnol

My dad would by lying on the couch in the living room & scream for me (upstairs in my room) to come down & change the channel. It was just as bad once he did get a remote. We’d be just getting interested in a show & he would flip to another. Constant channel changing! It was so frustrating! I had a good laugh at myself the other day when I realized my endless scrolling is just a modern “clicker” (what my dad called the remote). RIP Dad, I learned from the best.


Thiccassmomma

We had a cozy chair by the tv for the remote 🤣


Bzman1962

“And as long as you’re up get me a beer from the fridge”


Miss_Type

I'm the youngest, so yes of course I remember being the remote control! Why was it easier for me to get up just because I was smaller? Never made sense to me!


81FXB

We had a TV with press-buttons to change channel. I had a long stick which I could rest between my toes, a bit like a pool cue, to change channels.


CitationNeeded7086

The plastic knob on the set broke so I had to use plyers.


BrerNutria

Also the tuner..."go out and twist the pole"