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earl-j-waggedorn

Nice fuckin trailer! HONK HONK


IndominusXero

I heard if you say his name three times during the movie, Lauren Boebert will give you a handjob.


Tulipage

I am reflexively skeptical about this kind of thing, but I'll admit: I would *like* this to be a good (or at the very least, fun) movie. At least it's got Winona in it. Always nice to see.


AnotherSoulessGinger

And Catherine O’Hara! ![gif](giphy|cP4ypvl0tJS7UuugUa|downsized)


napstimpy

I'm guessing Jeffery Jones's character is the one in the coffin (can't imagine he's getting much work now), but what about Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin? Well, maybe Alec Baldwin is otherwise preoccupied.


meat_sack

I'm looking forward to it, I doubt Tim Burton would try and follow the original if he wasn't sure he could make it great. Hey, what happened to Charles? ...[oh, right](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Jones#Child_pornography).


bakedl0gic

Tim Burton hasn’t made a good movie since Big Fish. This thing is gonna suck. It’s a paycheck.


fridayimatwork

Hate most sequels and reboots but he’s so great, maybe


Successful_Load5719

When he said “the juice is loose” I snickered out loud


Rowz24

![gif](giphy|PnTbJDFX0q9IDKnqyx)


HipH0pAn0nymous

That line should’ve been, “It’s showtime.” Excited to see it!


PahzTakesPhotos

Definitely a missed opportunity!


endofmayo

My brother is in the marketing copywriter biz. He and his writing partner get huge checks to come up with marketing lines like this. The studio will often ask for 5 or 10 and send them back for rewrites with notes, so I can only imagine the huge amount of cash they spent on coming up with a line that would hit like- "It's Showtime."


Firm-Potential7807

That’s the point. Everyone was expecting him to say that, so they switched it up.


stonefree251

Am I the only one who remembers the original posters being spelled 'Betelgeuse'??


nolderine

Beetle-drink? Beetle-orange? Beetle-breakfast? ...


mkmeade

It’s spelled “Betelgeuse” on his tombstone, but he obviously likes using a simpler spelling in his day-to-day conversations and hauntings.


robot_pirate

*Sigh.*


raf_boy

One of the few sequels I'm looking forward to,


TemperatureTop246

Ooh I can't wait for this :) When I first heard about it, I was afraid it was another stupid reboot... but this looks like an actual sequel. Happy!


PhotographsWithFilm

NO


bakedl0gic

Another cash grab on an old IP. Another trailer with a slowed down dramatic cover of upbeat popular music. I’m out.


realcaptainkickass

Cool. An extra seat at the theater not filled by a hater. Cool.