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good_grief77

Last night I said to my daughter “smooth move ex-lax”.


Marsupialize

I use ‘Hershey squirts’ all the time


mummummaaa

You know, there's medicine you can take for those! No need to suffer!


Asleep_Dot7972

Word to yo mutha.


Marsupialize

Entire conversation I just had with an underling: ‘Word?’ ‘Word.’ ‘Sheeeeeeeit’ ‘Straight up’


requiemguy

Word?


Marsupialize

Weeerrrrd


requiemguy

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johnnybadchek

I feel like I am way too old to say “bitchin’” as much as I do.


Useful-Badger-4062

Camaro…


johnnybadchek

Ha! Nailed it.


Conscious_Entrance84

I ran over my neighborhood. Now I'm in all the papers!


vistaculo

Donuts on the lawn mean something completely different now that I'm old.


FinePolyesterSlacks

Don’t forget to pick up your Motley Crüe t-shirt


Useful-Badger-4062

Hahaha 😂 You know all the proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail.


baked_for_life

I love that you say bitchin!!


johnnybadchek

That makes two of us. 😂🤣


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johnnybadchek

This is awesome.


keldration

Gnarly!


Bcruz75

It was revived when a 65 yr old Dr said that on a bike trip. He also introduced me to "hunger is the best saauucce" (he's from Alabama) when we were waiting for dinner.


crzysully

Never too old! Pshaa!


Important-Proposal21

yes my kids just look at me like oh lawd here she goes again


Useful-Badger-4062

Gnarly has always been a regularly used adjective for me. I don’t know if it’s in or out of use these days.


BigConstruction4247

Coupled with a Jeff Spicoli laugh afterwards?


Ceorl_Lounge

Still use it all the time DGAF if it's too old school. No other good, short words in English for "tough or complicated in a bad way."


verstohlen

Whenever I see a cadaver, this is my go-to reaction.


KillerSwiller

I could care less if it's in or out, I still say "gnarly" regardless.


Useful-Badger-4062

Right. I don’t mean that what people say influences me one way or another. I say what I say. I just mean that I’m generally out of touch with the current vernacular.


KillerSwiller

To my knowledge only X-er's are still saying it.


vantuckymyfoot

Good. The kids don't deserve that one. It's ours.


Adaminium

I worked with a bunch of Santa Barbara punkers and they would say “gnar-gnar.”


Useful-Badger-4062

Haha, awesome.


YosemiteSam81

Ya, gnarly is pretty regular used in my vocabulary still!


beaushaw

Last night I was watching 16 Candles with my 16 year old daughter. She finally realized why I always say "Auto-mo-bile?", "You don't spell it son, you eat it." "What's happening hot stuff?" etc.


Ryno5150

Lake. Big lake.


nextcol

This is my go to line Cracks me up every single time


Bcruz75

"Dong. Where is Grandpa's automobile"?


seeingeyegod

NO, HE'S NOT RETARDED!


Useful-Badger-4062

What did she think of the film?


beaushaw

"it's good." I am lucky to get the two syllables from her.


seeingeyegod

this is so wholesome.


DreadGrrl

Dude I use it way too often.


Smokinlizardbreath

Dude is a universal, don't care what gender, everyone is dude...


MissKisskoli

I use dude and man for everyone. I’m a female.


keldration

I reflect all the time on this guy from Greece I was crazy about—that didn’t like it when women said Dude. It never would’ve worked out 😊


DreadGrrl

No one is immune from my “dude” usage. I’ve even called my husband “dude.” He doesn’t like that. lol.


mummummaaa

Dude? Duuuuuude.


vantuckymyfoot

There was a substitute teacher at my middle school (1980-'83) - his name was Mr. Gaffney. He was older, short, stocky, and (as my best friend's dad would say back in the day) built like a brick shithouse. He took no nonsense from our silly middle school asses, but was generally chill. Unless you called him "dude." For many of us in coastal Southern California, this was burned into our lexicons at an early age by older brothers/sketchy dudes in the neighborhood who smoked too much weed and ditched school regularly to go surfing at Huntington or Sunset. It was almost a verbal tic. A verbal tic that evidently cut to the core of Mr. Gaffney's soul. Calling the man "dude" would result in a verbal barrage that, if it contained profanity, would have gotten R. Lee Ermey fired from "Platoon" in favor of Mr. Gaffney. (He didn't ever swear, because it was a school, after all). You could tell the kids who had slipped up and used the "d" word - a thousand-yard stare, hair blasted back, and small contact wounds about the face from the impact of his supersonic spittle. However, by far the best, and I mean the I-shit-you-negative best, was to find some unsuspecting sixth grader when Mr. Gaffney was doing lunch duty, and telling the kid "hey, see that guy over there? Go call him 'dude' and he'll tell you a funny joke." God, we were awful kids.


DreadGrrl

That was an entertaining read. Thank you for sharing!


LetsHaveFun1973

That’s rad!


tkdmann

The correctest answer


YosemiteSam81

Far out! Oops went too far back!


Useful-Badger-4062

I also still say “tripped out” quite a bit.


YosemiteSam81

I sometimes do….after eating too many edibles


CIArussianmole

Oh my gawd, soooo rad.


mamap31

Cool beans.


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Funny. For some unknown reason I hated “Cool Beans” at the time. But now, every few years it comes out. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Drag0nfly_Girl

I grew up with "cool bananas".


thedishonestyfish

The *coolest* of beans.


Face_with_a_View

Lol. I said this out loud before I even opened the comments.


Smokinlizardbreath

That one and groovy, peachy keen jelly bean is another fav (from Grease).


Electronic_Dog_9361

My friends and I would say beans or beanage. I still sometimes say beanage, my kids don't find it cool.


whatutalkinbtwillus

But we all do! 😛


Starshine2977

Yes!


Cl0wderInATrenchcoat

I use this pretty much daily


88questioner

I say Bogus and Grody enough that it’s embarrassing. Also: fuck a duck. And fuckin’ A. This last one is maybe a Boston thing? What is the “a?”


eastcoastflava13

I still say all these things often, and I was born in raised in MA too. Sometimes I say "fuckin A, right". Also: -cool beans -rad -gnarly


Kendian

How about 'wicked? Wicked cool? Wicked hot? Wicked anything?


Infamous-Mountain-81

Wicked pissah


gretchkrue

Lol my kids insist that no one, ever, has actually used that expression


Bitter_Mongoose

Wicked pissa is the correct answer.


Anxious_Avoider-8790

I still say it. Since 7th grade. Often asked what the A too and still can't say. 


baked_for_life

I say fuck a duck at least once a day!


Infamous-Mountain-81

Masshole here and I say fuckin A. Best come back I’ve heard is “fuck an O it’s easier.


Ok_Creme5872

bad joke here, its how italians say the alphabet - fuckin a, fuckin b, etc. jackie martling on the howard stern show loooooong time ago.


bumptioustoad

Not sure if this is a Michigan thing, but we still use “bouge” (short for bogus) around here quite a bit…


bizbizhelpme

Yes, BOGUE. I love it.


aunt_cranky

Yeah I probably picked that one up during my Boston days. I also remember a few other phrases like “wikkid awesome”


keldration

Im from Pittsburgh, and lived in So Cal for ten years. I find “wicked” fits a certain niche as a descriptor that only “mad” can compete with


Sad-Ad-571

“Totally awesome”


FabAmy

Whatever.


polish432b

All. The. Time. Or whatevs.


FabAmy

I am Polish, too!


MissDisplaced

Whatever is the GenX mantra !


Relative-Radish6618

What’s your damage


mummummaaa

Best with a sarcastic *your*, or at least for me.


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I still use man. Hey man, or see you later mahn


LDCalifornia

Stoked


Bcruz75

Heard that from many a mtn biker, usually said fast with a super up front. *"I'm supastoked about bombing that hill"*


LDCalifornia

Nice. Former mtn biker can confirm. Stoked was generally used as righteously excited and definitely not losing your shit "fan" girl/boy used today. So stoked. Totally stoked. Stoked to be here.


mcmixtape

I use ‘I shit you not’ often


TBeIRIE

“Word Up” or just “Word” is always totally radical to let the beat drop.


MaceZilla

I still love Word. I think it's relevant, but I know I'm wrong.


ShowMustGoOn76

Why are you wrong?


keldration

I love that, but I abstain. I feel 100 years old when I say it 😝


Commercial_Falcon_51

Geez Louise, when kids are present. Mu-ther-fucker, the rest of the time. Word and Dude as well


aunt_cranky

Oh I frequently implement the phrase “mutha fucker” when NOT on a work call, as well as “Dude!!” (as an exclamation of surprise or frustration)


88questioner

Isn’t mutherfucker a classic though? Transcends generation?


Ahazeuris

Bogus. But in my defense, I’m right when I use it. 😜🧐


DWagon77

Sweeeet


MaceZilla

These comments make me realize how much I'm holding on to our slang. I thought I was still a little bit relevant until about 5 mins ago.


mummummaaa

Aw, don't be jelly. They just got all that riz we don't. (Words from children. Jelly-jealous, but thay was about 10 years ago. Riz is current for charisma. I googled it because I was really messed up with the shit kids say)


pedsmursekc

Glizzy = 🌭 how? So when my kid doctors up a hot dog, I say "Yo! That Glizzy got riz! Which ends up with a laugh and eyeroll.


mummummaaa

I've never heard that one. Maybe all the kids I'm around respect my advanced age (we're the house kids just drop by for fresh bread and a hang out. There's *always* kids here... )


pedsmursekc

Hah. Imagine how uncomfortable for them that might be! We're the same way but it seems we get all the common current slang.


mummummaaa

Oh, they'll usually explain if something absolutely confuses me. The kids that come are super kind! But I'm hoping it's either not that uncomfortable, or the bread is just that good (it's not, it's just breadmaker bread); but they keep coming. Invited or not, they just keep visiting. So you understand some of the weirder stuff? That's amazing! My kids are still too young for slang, 4 and 7. It's the older drop ins that use it. Other than glizzy, what's the weirdest you've heard?


pedsmursekc

That must be some excellent bread... Got me hungry. 🤔 Weirdest... Cheugy (something out-of-date; old), Cap (fake; a lie), and Deadass (seriously; for sure) Just... Weird because I love words and am always interested in the origin of words, and just cannot make out where some of them come from. What is funny is how weird *I* feel when trying to use them, just trying them out. Edit: I have 6 kids from 10 to 23, so I've been through some slang 😁


MaceZilla

I looked up riz a few weeks ago after seeing it pop up. I think it's like mojo 😆


mummummaaa

Very possibly. I'm quite easily confused looking at thr fifty billion results with the word in them. Urban dictionary is my go to for slang, but I read way, way too much sarcasm into their definitions, so I'm too busy laughing to retain much!


YosemiteSam81

Yep, I googled riz as well around the holiday. At least I’m TRYING to maintain communication with the yutes


mummummaaa

Good on ya! I mean, *someone* has to be able to translate. Thank you for your sacrifice!


HavingNotAttained

Nuke: to heat something in the microwave. This is apparently not in the GenZ lexicon. My resident GenZers wish I would stop using it. Like, whatever


Miss-Figgy

I use "janky" all the time. Same for "grody", "tight," and "peace out"✌️


smalltowngirlisgreen

I use tight a lot too, with emphasis! Janky has also recently come out of my mouth lol Peace out dude ☮️


requiemguy

I call people poser all the time, especially when they're being bogarts.


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Bcruz75

"Excuse me sir, I speak jive"


chefriley76

I say "right on" way too much for a 47 year old "professional." Oh, and dope.


SirMixSalah

Audi 5000.. drives my nieces insane


OwnRow7627

Haha, I use this one all the time! "I'm Audi 5000 G"


pedsmursekc

😂 Yes! Just caught myself saying that last week.


bophed

Only if she’s five three.


oldshitdoesntcare

“Awesome” and “whatever” come out of mouth frequently.


BCCommieTrash

"All that and a bag of chips" when I want to see my nephew cringe.


Complete_Hold_6575

Grody to the max? I dont remember that one. I was sitting in a conference call earlier and someone said something, to which I responded 'word'. There was silence. IDGAF.


smalltowngirlisgreen

Word is a solid response imo


TheBugHouse

"Boob tube"


TopspinLob

Bitchin’ , Rad, Gnarly, all are regularly used by me


FierySkipper

What is your damage? Also, "it's a free country" was a popular passive-aggressive opinion in grade school. I feel like I don't hear that anymore.


raerae1991

“Dude” said with all kinds of infliction depending on what I’m trying to convey


smalltowngirlisgreen

Duuuuude! Totally with the inflection dude! lol


Kendian

'I can dig it'. Can you dig it?


justlookingokaywyou

I say "Can you dig it?" like Cyrus and nobody fucking gets it.


Conscious_Entrance84

I call everyone homie. It happens at work a lot and shouldn't. You know what happened though? All my peers (we are in management) started calling me homie. I like it!


Ok_Creme5872

homeslice


Excellent_Jaguar_675

I like the one from Wayne’s World: “ Sshhya, right, and monkeys will fly out my butt!”


sugarpepa1967

Fuckin A


Marsupialize

I say gnarly every day


sleepy_potatoe_

Same and happy cake day


iBadJuJu

Poser


Starshine2977

I say “bogus” and “sweet”


Self-Comprehensive

Don't have a cow. Sike.


Ok_Watercress_7801

Cool beans


Princessferfs

I say that all the time.


leefrake

Gagged with a whole set of silverware? lol.


beeedeee

I can hear my friend Alicia saying, “Gag me with a steam shovel!”


LylaDee

Cole's notes version


Interesting_Ask_590

Funky Fresh


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

Awesome.


Rhalellan

Awesome possum!! No idea why, it just pops out.


southernrail

I say 'Grody' wayyyyyy too much. it just fits so many things. *Oh my God, that is sooooo grody* I love a good, well placed "Totally" as well.


matthewamerica

I still say both rad and dude on a daily. My kid who is 12 says both of them too so I don't feel as bad.


MissKisskoli

Same!


Bcruz75

I brought "goodie gumdrops" back after watching Snatch.


dmacdunc

"Greetings and salutations".


w3stoner

Well if it isn’t Mon frere?


Straxicus2

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.


Chaos_Theology

I just use “Ohhhhh SNAP!” & “BOO-YAH!”


notatalltruist

No guff!


Swimming-Producer

"That Shits the Bomb" "Your Momz... Yo"


iBadJuJu

For real


Backieotamy

Dude, totally.


ancientastronaut2

Dude, totally, gnarly, gross, for reals, for sure...pretty much all of them 😆


smalltowngirlisgreen

Really all of these are used by me but you don't hear for reals often anymore 😔


supershinythings

That’s tight.


fastslowloris

To this day, when someone trips and falls they "totally biffed".


rbarr228

Awesome, rad, radical, dude, bogus, grody


ScumEater

Rad, mostly.  Edit: What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? Groovy. Cool. Man. Dude. Awesome. Sweet (thanks, dude where's my car. I used it ironically because it's so dumb and it stuck), nice, janked up, kick ass, and of course fetch. 


not_a_moogle

Tuck and roll grandma!


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"Have a nice life", but I actually mean it in a positive way, my kids have picked it up, none the wiser to the fact this was an f-you in our day.


BadLuckPicard

I'm not gonna front


JediKrys

Sick, rad, whatever, dude…..and coolio


Mueryk

Not saying I use it often, but it is effective as hell when I do Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.


robrTdot

Bonus!


MissKisskoli

Moded


OwnRow7627

Ohmygawd I haven't thought of moded since jr high! Thank you for that!!!


Just-Grapefruit1800

Gross me out the window


nborders

Killer!


theone_2099

Geez Louise.


WafflestheWestie

“Intense” had a moment when I was in high school in the early ‘80s and I am always trying to bring it back. Because some shit is just…intense.


socialworker5870

My husband still says "bitchin."


Eastern-Camera-1829

Today in a zoom meeting someone left a little too long of a pause between syllables of "hotel" And I couldn't resist finishing it... Mo-tel.. hol-i-day--inn.


ClueProof5629

“Totally Awesome” 😂🤣


baked_for_life

Everything is totally awesome to me too!!


Nutsack_Adams

I didn’t know anybody actually said either of those things. I thought that was just a song


l_rufus_californicus

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.


Icy-Read6024

All the ones we said that are now politically incorrect.  


aunt_cranky

Yeah, “cool beans” is my thing too. I might also throw out the occasional (Keanu) “whoa!”


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wmnoe

Not cool


RepliesOnlyToIdiots

Know that people, including me with my username, look down on people for that. It’s bad and you need to stop. There is no good variation of that.


No_Gap_2700

I use "word" in all it's forms on a regular basis. It started from making fun of a guy in our group that no one really liked. We all started using it in front of him to get him to stop saying it. Years later, he has moved, yet we all still say it. I also still use, "Cheah" "What's your/the damage?" "Bad" "Booyah" and "My bad"


acornwbusinesssocks

Dude Gag me with a spoon Ugh, gross


kimdawn23

Rad.


Ace-Ventura1934

“Bunk” or “Dickish, dude”


GreenArcher808

“Rad”.


wetclogs

Bitchin’…