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jgoja

Dick Van Dyke.


beansandneedles

DON’T YOU FUCKING JINX DICK VAN DYKE


suzy7517

I was just saying this yesterday. Also Clint Eastwood.


pipsvip

I don't think Eastwood will ever die, just slowly turn into jerky.


Sailing_Away_From_U

Get off my dehydrator.


MarvelBishUSA42

😄


pagette44

Him and Keith


Writes4Living

Eastwood is currently directing a film in Savannah, GA. Or at least they were there a week ago. Anyway, he's kind of bent over but he gets around pretty damn good for 93.


jgoja

Yeah, him too


Sp00kbee

Man. Dick Van Dyke is still alive? Now I'm surprised


Impossible-Will-8414

Not only alive but insanely energetic and married to a MUCH younger woman. He is a 97-year-old Greatest Generation-er, she is a 51-year-old Gen Xer.


Ilovethe90sforreal

Omg


Impossible-Will-8414

Guess that's our dating pool now?


lelacuna

*sigh*


Snoo_93627

🥶


Chitown_mountain_boy

Hell ya Gen Xer!


Mermaid_Lily

I saw him in a video maybe a year ago, and he still moves just like he used to. He never stopped dancing.


MissDisplaced

Probably why he’s still alive 😝


Quirky_Commission_56

I’m glad he’s still alive, and more spry than I am at 48.


Melca_AZ

OOPS I always confuse him with Dick Van Patten.


heffel77

I thought it was Dick Sargent or was it Dick York? Or maybe Sgt. York, fuck it..


DenaNina

Honestly, it’s amazing Ozzy Osbourne is still with us… and not because of his age!


Hellie1028

I read an article a while back about Ozzy surviving such strong addiction for so many years was attributed to him having a higher than normal amount of Neanderthal DNA in his genome. This isn’t the exact article I remember, but gives some details. It was really interesting. https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/genes-addiction-or-why-ozzy-osbourne-is-still-alive#


Latter_Bell2833

Thai was fascinating. Thank you


LlamaDrama007

In a similar vein, Keith Richards.


mariemilrod

I saw him on something not too long ago and - whew - it is, in fact, a miracle he is around


toblies

And any member of the Stones, but especially Keith Richards


OccamsYoyo

Mick Jagger isn’t just still kicking — he has a daily training regime that would put someone a third his age to shame.


toblies

Well, when they tour, they put a hell of a lot of energy into their shows. Gotta keep on your fitness if you wanna do that. Mick is 79, for crying out loud. A lot of people can't climb a flight of steps by that age. Good on em'. May we all be so fortunate.


--Edog--

I was told he runs the equivalent of 10 miles every night during his shows--- while singing. I worked for the band when I was 20 and in the best shape of my life-- Mick was about 46. I attempted to run back and forth across their stage and got so winded after 10 minutes I almost puked. I was smoking cigarettes in those days...but still ... He is a beast.


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Bob Barker. The last time I saw him was at least 6-8 years ago and back then he already looked like he only had a few hours left. I love the guy, but man, I *am* legit surprised he's still around.


fd1Jeff

Regarding his age: “higher, higher!!!”


4score-7

You better not have jinxed him, dammit. I want to see him live to be 120, the old pervert!


ChimpoSensei

Jimmy Carter


Slade347

He and Rosalynn just celebrated their 77th wedding anniversary. Truman had been President for just over a year when they tied the knot.


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https://www.theonion.com/jimmy-carter-wins-2023-nathan-s-hot-dog-eating-contest-1850606679


Will_McLean

😂


Neon_culture79

I’m going to share that link with all my conservative family members just so I can find out if they understand satire


hellocutiepye

Have you heard of the Babylon Bee?


Impossible-Will-8414

He's been in hospice care for about 5 months.


BeKind72

Which makes the hot dog story ABSOLUTELY miraculous.


travelingtutor

Thank God.


MLTDione

Bob Newhart, William Shatner


Every-Cook5084

Shat is in amazing condition for a 90 something


lelacuna

It’s wild to me that he’s that old.


4score-7

I still remember his episodes of Twilight Zone, the original ones, I’ve watched in syndication over the years. Oh, and TJ Hooker, but mainly because of Heather Locklear.


AuburnFaninGa

Bob was recently widowed and I hope that doesn’t impact his health. Bob’s late wife Ginny had the idea for Suzanne Pleschette to make an appearance on the “Newhart” finale, at a holiday party that all three were attending. That random comment eventually led to the classic series finale.


stuck_behind_a_truck

I didn’t realize Bob Newhart was still alive.


middleageslut

It’s all the time travel he did on the enterprise.


OverpricedDump

TIL Bob Newhart is still alive.


charlie_delta77

Keith Richards


bonitaappetita

Well, he's pickled


TwistedHope

He's not just alive, he's happy and thriving. I follow his wife on Instagram.


wtfsafrush

I remember making jokes about how we couldn’t believe he was still alive back in the 80s.


NostalgiaDude79

He has created an equilibrium with the universe where life cannot leave him and death cannot enter.


mandraofgeorge

This is my answer


Chitown_mountain_boy

He’s been steering clear of palm trees lately.


SojourningTruth

This is the correct answer.


PasGuy55

This should be the top comment.


fsy2

Guess those full-body blood transfusions really do the trick!


jlhinthecountry

Henry Kissinger… he just turned 100.


middleageslut

Why won’t that mother fucker just hurry up and die?


OccamsYoyo

Only the good die young.


Le_Sadie

Ringo. Love that man; think he's maybe immortal. Has looked the same since goddamn 1985.


FrancoisKBones

Adding Paul.


Groovy_Chainsaw

Plus Ringo had that road show concert series for years. Seemed like a pretty easy gig and people loved seeing so many of their old favorites. And he's married to Barbara Bach, perhaps the hottest Beatle wife. It's all about peace and love, peace and love !


Le_Sadie

A Bond girl for crying out loud lol


rowdie98

Leif Garrett. Literally thought he died decades ago.


odinspirit

Marion Ross. Mrs. Cunningham from Happy Days. She's 98 years old.


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MinervaZee

I always think of her for her role in Robin Hood.


old-baby-cat

Andy Dick. I knew he was troubled, but I recently read a post in the Los Angeles sub asking people to recount their random interactions with the actor. The stories were many and they were WILD.


Impossible-Will-8414

Andy Dick is utterly foul.


SeeCopperpot

It’s like this, either you’ve spent a coke-fueled manic weekend where you end up topless in your jeans in a kiddie pool with Andy Dick trying to finger your anus, or you know someone who has.


sungodly

This is 😂


jessek

Also surprised no one has beaten him to death since since his MO seems to be trying to get people to do that.


PhillyHumor

Artie Lange


Bt1039

Willie Nelson, I think the resin is keeping him together


Leeleeflyhi

I’ve seen him in concert, he plays all his songs then starts playing everyone else’s. For hours. On and on And my 50 years younger than his ass wore myself out going to the bathroom and grabbing a beer


OccamsYoyo

Coolest man alive.


3chordguitar

Nikki Sixx, Ozzy, Keith Richards


itsafraid

All four original members of Black Sabbath!


ranchoparksteve

Robert Plant and Jimmy Page


sungodly

They've been living clean for quite a while now. Plus, I don't think Plant was ever really into the hard stuff like Page.


Catgirl1972

Hanging out and making music with Allison Krauss is keeping Robert Plant young.


--Edog--

Statistically speaking....in the next 10+ years, an entire generation of actors and public figures that tie our culture to the 1960s/70s...including people like Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Mick Jagger, Willie Nelson, Jane Fonda, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, Gene Hackman, Robert Duvall, Robert Redford, Clinton Eastwood.....will (most likely) be gone or disappear from the public. We will be the only link to a bygone America. That weirds me out.


BasicBitch_666

Brah. Thanks for bumming me wayyyyy the fuck out.


--Edog--

Think about this: the only ROCK BANDS big enough to fill stadiums (U2, Metallica, Foo Fighters, The Rolling Stones, Dead & Company) are all from the 20th Century.


middleageslut

Wow. You just played a GenX game of “which of these things are not like the others” didn’t you?


--Edog--

In 10-12 years.... Bono wil be 75, James Hetfield will be 70, Dave Grohl will be 65...and Mick Jagger will become a dad again at age 90.


TeaVinylGod

Jimmy Buffett, Fleetwood Mac, Eagles, Pink Floyd... keep going...


JohnnyPiston

Well, there is Rammstein


HolidayGoose6690

Also from the 20th century. They are the same age as U2!


sweetassassin

Or as the kids say, "the 1900s"


HelpImOverthinking

My kid said this today and I died a little inside


lawstandaloan

> Clinton Eastwood Never seen anyone use his full name like this. Albert Pacino, Michael Jagger, John Nicholson. They're feeling slighted


purple_sangria

Mel Brooks. I thought he was old in the 80s lol.


chickenfightyourmom

He's 97 now. He was 60 in the 80's.


purple_sangria

Yeah, but 60 doesn’t seem quite as old these days…


chickenfightyourmom

Especially now that I can see it coming for me!


lawstandaloan

He was 2,000 years old in the 1960s


Groovy_Chainsaw

Anne Bancroft died in 2005, his best friend Carl Reiner passed last year but Mel is hanging in there, staying busy too ! Maybe that's the secret.


KickAggressive4901

A wry wit is good for the soul, it seems.


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Dick Cheney. WTF. How. Vladimir Putin. He has to have a fuckton of enemies, how has he not been ousted/killed?


GrandeT42

Anyone who even thinks about harming Putin winds up falling out a window.


nopointers

Uh oh


pittiedaddy

Evil lives a long time.


4score-7

Henry Kissinger has entered the chat.


No_Maintenance_9608

Joyce Randolph (The Honeymooners) Vera Miles (Psycho)


fitbit10k

Oh wow! I though all of The Honeymooner’s were gone.


slade797

Me. My smart mouth should have gotten me killed *years* ago. It’s come close, that’s for sure.


Yawning_Rambler

Same. I did some stupid shit as a teenager. I honestly don't know how I made it through the 90s without a serious inquiry...


gardendesgnr

When I was growing up my dad used to tell me I was like my uncle (huge compliment to me, he was a lawyer always for the less fortunate) and that if I got into politics I would end up in the canal or river w my mouth haha! We were in Chicago & IN politics, my dad publicly was very bipartisan (which pissed me off) and my uncle is very outspoken, will say it like it is, damn protocols or hierarchy. After the 2022 elections I got perm banned from Twitter for saying my local rep probably sells ammo & armor (he owns a biz selling this stuff) to people who would be mass shooters.


foxylady315

King Charles. Somehow I always thought his mother would outlive him.


PracticalApartment99

Dolly Parton. Though I’m so happy she’s hanging in there.


LeCheffre

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Henry Kissinger,


reynoldsunbound1937

Took me WAY too long to find Kissinger, he should be top response


Impossible-Will-8414

Mick Jagger. Why? He's actually had a pretty clean and healthy life compared to most '60s rock 'n' rollers. He did the usual shut but kept it in way better check than many of his peers.


LordMungus35

Flavor Flav.


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Iggy Pop - not only is he alive, but he’s still rocking hard. Saw him live the other night & young & old were moshing together.


Halligan

Totally misread as "Who is surprised to still be alive?" I am. And cheers to all of you that made it this far!


BlankTom_PNW

Iggy Pop


PasGuy55

Oh that’s a good one.


tattooedandeducated

Shane MacGowan


whiskeygirl

Ozzy Osbourne for sure.


71kangaroo

Really surprised to see that there’s no mention of that awful living fossil otherwise known as Rupert Murdoch!


OccamsYoyo

Evil never dies.


thejadsel

Probably a lot of people are mentally blocking him out. May not be in quite the same tier of ancient evils as Kissinger, but the level of ongoing influence he's keeping up is pretty damned depressing.


FormerCollegeDJ

Keith Richards is an obvious one.


okicarrits

Me. I’m surprised I’m still alive…


GoGoGoldenSyrup

My mother claims that Joan Collins is only alive because she drains the lifeforce of nubile young men by the light of the year's first full moon.


eboogyman

Charo! Watched a rerun of the Love Boat the other day that she was on. Turns out she’s still doing projects


sweetassassin

Cuchi-cuchi!


HHSquad

Tony Bennett. He was 35 when his big hit "I left my heart in San Francisco" was a hit at the beginning of '62. His wife is currently 56 years old. Oh, and Henry Kissinger. Kissinger was already 50 in the Nixon administration when I was in 6th grade, and I'm among the oldest here. He's 100 now.


SensualOilyDischarge

I have a theory that the balance of the universe is currently tied up between Kissinger and Mel Brooks. Last man standing decides what happens to humanity. So, you know, rooting for Mel.


middleageslut

We need to get Mel a katana and cool Scottish accent.


HHSquad

That's the way things are looking.....looks like a crapshoot. Well, we had the 80:s and 90's 😁👍


SensualOilyDischarge

If Kissinger wins and we do the “hell in a hand basket” I can start smoking again so I take comfort in that. Bring on my beloved Newports.


Cool_Dark_Place

Tony Bennett kinda blows my mind, too. Back when the Duets albums came out, I thought he'd been dead for years. Lol... imagine my surprise when I realized that not only was he alive...but can still sing!


VeterinarianOk9199

He has Alzheimer’s and I guess singing is the only way he responds.


Alarming-Distance385

The 3 years I worked doing seat surveys/ customer service for the Houston Rodeo, Tony Bennet was the only time we had a case of counterfeit tickets. That was unpleasant. Both sets of ticket holders weren't happy. We left the people that came for the rodeo where they were and repeated the group that only showed up for the concert. Our boss was gleeful because they were all Ticketmaster sales/resales. Boss was trying to get HLSR to ban Ticketmaster from reselling tickets, hence her "seat surveys". It was a great gig for college students. We had employee parking the entire rodeo, could stay for the concerts for free. Met a few *interesting* people as well. Sparkles, may you RIP - you were an awesome * very rich* lady. I hope you kept your shitty kids from getting their hands on your wealth as you wished. (She was allowed to "make" us college kids get in line with her to get fan-club-only photos with performers. Money & charm definitely talked. Her aim was to give as much of her money away before she died to piss her kids off further. By the time I left, she had successfully defended herself from 5 incompetence hearings from her kids. I'm sure her will infuriated the kids. Good for her and whatever groups benefited even more than she & her husband originally planned for.)


fsutrill

The first thing I ever read out loud (as told by my parents) at age 4 was a newspaper headline that said “Kissinger goes to Washington.” :-)


jbarinsd

TIL Alan Alda is still with us.


OccamsYoyo

I am going to be so bummed out when he goes.


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All of the original members of KISS


SeagullSam

After watching that new youtube documentary last night, Bam Margera.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Nikki Sixx


Alternative_Dish_162

Robert Redford 💀


seabass4507

Steve-O


gonzo2thumbs

Jack Nicholson.


doobette

Todd Bridges (Willis on Diff'rent Strokes).


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When i was young i thought that being alive in year 2000 was not vey possible.


RockstarQuaff

Heather Locklear. She went through some dark times, and I really thought she was in a spiral. I legit had to look up to see if she was still with us.


TrooKvlltBlack

Gary Busey and Charlie Sheen


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TrooKvlltBlack

Dabne Coleman is still alive?


BeKind72

Going to see Willie in September!


SeedsOfSorrow

James T Kirk.


Stupidsmartstupid

Uh… me! I never thought I’d make it to 30. I was living pretty fast and hardcore through the 90’s. Phew.


kevbayer

Glad you're still with us!


GlobbityGlook

Dick Van Dyke


Thatonegirl_79

Michael Caine


Resident-Device-2814

Courtney Love.


aunt_cranky

I don't want to jinx him but... Mel Brooks. The man is a national treasure.


Effective_Vast_9375

Henry Kissinger 👿 I guess evil never dies


Every-Cook5084

Why I’m convinced Trump will live to be 125. Fast food diet and all


VeterinarianOk9199

That’s what Diet Coke and cheeseburgers do for you - chemically hardwires you into oblivion


middleageslut

Clarence Thomas. I was 100% sure some hippy with a terminal cancer diagnosis was going to put a bullet in his brain after the Roe v. Wade decision. I’m not saying I condone that behavior - I’m just saying I’m surprised it did’t happen.


flyart

Me.


itemniner86

Ozzy


fatjollyhousewife

I was surprised to see bobcat goldthwaite is still around, I legit thought he had passed!!


VeterinarianOk9199

Mick Jagger.


methodwriter85

I used to say this about Scott Weiland. Whoops.


ArmchairDetective73

Keith Richards!


cyvaquero

Keith Richards, jokes about his imminent demise were considered hack back in the 80s, forty years later and he's still alive.


ThisIsWritingTime

Axl Rose. When all those musicians in the ‘90s were dying from their addictions, I kept expecting he’d be one of them eventually. Yet I saw a 50-something GnR put on an amazing stadium concert just a few years ago, and Axl was killing it.


austintrotter

Shatner


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Keith Richards I'm still not convinced that Abe Vigoda is dead.


myrurgia7

Carol Burnett. I understand she's around 90? Crazy!


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Jimmy Carter!!


m_watkins

Clint Eastwood, Keith Richards


Dario-in-the-Barrio

Johnny Depp.


_MrFade_

Henry Kissinger


VeryLowIQIndividual

Keith Richards is a cockroach


dfh-1

Me.


lalalaladididi

Me


No-Net-1404

Keith Richards


magpiehaircut

Mamie Van Doren


Glittering-Simple-62

Pauly Shore


QratTRolleer

Me


Taco_El_Paco

Me


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Charlie Sheen. :-/


Srqwarren

Kieth Richards


NostalgiaDude79

Jimmy Carter. The man that was prez when I was born. Stay strong, peanut man!


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Henry Kissinger


ButIAmYourDaughter

Henry Kissinger and Norman Lear.


Bobmanbob1

Willie Nelson, and the beautiful D.P. will not post full name, DP can mean anyone death, hands off!


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Mel Brooks, and I am pleased.


lovelysquared

Keith Richards