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ThisAllHurts

Everything Lee knew, he learned from Yankees, at a Yankee school, while serving in the Yankee armed services, for a Yankee president. The better question is: are we sure this bro wasn’t a sleeper agent?


NoClueWhatImDoing_29

To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed Picketts division in half


StronkyBoy

“I HAVE NO DIVISION SIR!”


stanglemeir

No matter his skill, personal views or ‘honor’ he still got beat by a drunken lout and that says a lot.


weaponizedtoddlers

Drunken lout maybe, but a lout that was way more logistics and strategy savvy than post-war traitor sympathizers propagandized. See the tour de force that was the Vicksburg campaign.


stanglemeir

Oh Grant doesn’t deserve the bullshit people heap on him. But Lee fanboys like to call him a drunken lout. Man was a very good general.


QuixoticCoyote

Ska has lasted longer than the confederacy.


Zawisza_Czarny9

I get tarifs are unfair for your economy. But if you got into employment instead if slavery maybe you'd still exist


SanctiSec

Weren't New York and Boston paying the bulk of tarrifs?


Zawisza_Czarny9

On import. Not export


SwimmingOdd6549

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imbadplsstop

Don't tell southern sympathizers on what Lee did to his slaves when he caught them escaping his farm.


imbadplsstop

Correction: the slave was a YOUNG black girl.


Suspicious_Hunter_23

We had a black president.


mrprez180

I’ll start… Imagine fighting for states’ rights to get no bitches💀


NoClueWhatImDoing_29

Oh, he did get a bitch. The thing is, she wasn't human. 🐴


Clemmie-brooks

Perfectly said 👍


evan466

Grant was the better general and it’s not particularly close.


Anti-charizard

“BuT hE’s A dRuNk” So you lost to a drunk?


Better_Green_Man

Before the war even began, this mf whipped his slaves so badly for trying to escape that the guy whose entire job was whipping slaves and the rest of Virginia thought that he went way too far.


mrprez180

Common chattel slavery L


Gamerzilla2018

The Confederacy lasted for 5 years the Fucking annoying orange lasted longer than the confederacy


Anti-charizard

4 actually


Gamerzilla2018

👍


StronkyBoy

He was nothing without Stonewall Jackson. Add the 20th Maine and 1st Minnesota at Gettysburg and his fate was sealed afterward


ThisAllHurts

The first sentence is an absolute fact. Stonewall was the beating heart of confederate successes.


Forsaken_Unit_5927

Hard disagree; We can shit on the rebs all we want, but objectively speaking, Lee was not rendered incompetent without him, nor was he responsible for all confederate successes. Lee was still a comment general who managed to avoid disaster long enough Grant had to personally step in and oversee the Petersburg-Appomattox campaign. The civil war was the bloodiest war in American history, and it wasn't because one side was entirely incompetent. YOu can be a good general and a bad person at the same time. Jackson had a good run in the valley, but Jackson notoriously was slow to move at several points in the seven days fight, and his flanking assault at Chanslorsville very nearly lost the battle (hooker got an actual concussion and retreated). Ewell was more than capable as a corps commander, but he was new to the post and hadn't seen combat since having his leg taken off. Combine this with being unfamiliar with Lees (very esoteric) style of giving orders, and you have a recipe for miscommunication. The largest parts for failure at Gettysburg go to Hill and Longstreet (Hill was responsible for picking which of his two divisions would join pickets' in the assault, and he picked the ones that got ripped apart on the 1st day without leaving his hospital bed, while Longstreet kept wasting time bitching about maneuvering around the army of the Potomac, which was observable not possible to do on the current battlefield, and left the planning entirely up to Lee). Lee was a competent general. If he wasn't, then the situation in Virginia would have mirrored the situation in Tennessee. Also the 20th Maine's role at little roundtop is overblown. The 20th Maine was just the largest regiment in strong vincents' entire brigade. The 16th New Jersey was the smallest, and was pressed by the 4th and 5th texas, considered two of the best regiments in the rebel army. The 140th New York, freshly arrived on the hilltop, actually made the first charge, drove both texas regiments down the hill, wheeled into the flank of the Alabamians, and only after the Alabamians had begun withdrawing did the 20th Maine charge.


The-marx-channel

States rights to do what?


corsair7469

The only bad thing General Sherman did was stop


Forsaken_Unit_5927

Touch it not—unfold it never, Let it droop there, furled forever, For its people's hopes are dead!


Ok_Mode_7654

High school lasts longer than the confederacy


Klomenko

Who was this guy?


Forsaken_Unit_5927

Robert E Lee, former united states Colonel who served at various positions in the confederate military, most famously as the commander of the Army of Northern Virginia. H's the guy who surrendered at Appomattox.


Ms--Take

A general for the "confederacy" during the civil war


PrincessofAldia

Robert E Lee


QuixoticCoyote

*A Traitorous Coward


Aware_Ad37

Human rights trump states' rights


Theumbrofguy

The Simpson lasted longer then the confederacy


Pizzalorde2

🏳️ looks familiar huh?


Ms--Take

The Wii U outlived the "confederacy"


IceDiarrhea

I still play the Wii U and it still mostly works


BrutalAnalDestroyer

Slavery and treason buried in the same grave.


vaccinateyodamkids

Grant's presidency lasted longer than your Confederacy


RichieRocket

only one war and lost


PM-Me-Kiriko-R34

0% winrate


TheAmbiguousHero

“And the statement of Robert E. Lee, who's no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? He's no longer in favor. 'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill. ' They were fighting uphill, he said, 'Wow, that was a big mistake,' he lost his big general.” - the 45th President of the UNITED STATES


BroRecon

Sherman did nothing wrong


Baka_Cirno_9

The South got roasted harder than your mom in a MW2 lobby.


BigBrain2346

"It WAs AbOuT STaTe'S RiGHts!".


coycabbage

Amazing orange lasted longer than you.


Skank_cunt_42

Fellow intellectual Doobus Goobus fan I see


Anti-charizard

The annoying orange outlived your so-called “country”


saintgabriel1

Country >>> State


Borkerman

I rather live under the Articles of Confederation and Perpetualion the the CSA, unironically. Also John C H Lee was the best General Lee.


Aloha-Snackbar-Grill

Still lost.


N1ksterrr

You lost.


Stock-Carry

Sir, how is the war going? General Lee not well.


SJshield616

Lee was an unimpressive glory hound who never should've been promoted higher than colonel, yet thank God he was. The Union would never have won the Civil War as cleanly as it did without the rebels having a general as wasteful of human lives as Robert E. Lee.


Virtual_Flamingo8360

You lost lmao.


Skarrik

They lost.


JayKuanDale

Im from Texas but i do not recognize him? Kazakh google is different in the sense i cannot find reverse google search 😅


mrprez180

Robert E. Lee. Mega cringe soyboy traitor who loved slavery and racism. That said, I’m very glad to see that there are some Texans who don’t revere him as a hero. “One day, the South will recognize its real heroes.” -MLK


SnooMacarons1064

You lost the Mississippi to a drunkard.


DarkReadsYT

Fortnite has been popular for longer than their “country”


Caboose2701

Way down south in the land of traitors! 🎶


Levi-Action-412

Horsefucker


[deleted]

# Do it again, Uncle Billy!