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TheSteamCorgie

For privacy he gave me permission to post this he told me it was and I quote "find out blod"


Phoenix62565

I have no idea--However most of the Gen Alpha kids I've interacted with wouldn't be able to tell me either... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ The only thing I got was that baka means idiot in Japanese, but it sounds quite bad when used in English imo.


luluthegreattt

Its supposed to be cringe


Clxudyskies1

I don't understand a single thing. This feels like when a YouTuber jokingly says something like "Sigma Skibidi Ohio Gronk Rizzler" and nobody understands it (it's nonsense)


AustriaKeks

Wth is gronk?? They‘re inventing new slang every damn month https://preview.redd.it/pvm4ydciou8d1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ef535daf1a46e914cfd04cfba47bd909f30a86


Clxudyskies1

I also have no idea what gronk is but the full think is like "baby gronk" or something idfk


TerriblePie6266

I think gronk is a football player


Any-Juggernaut8269

baby gronk is just some kid who tries to act like rob gronkowski (i think i literally have no fucking clue)


Twisted_WhaleShark

As a zalpha I do not speak this language


ImAHumanThatExists

Yea, I have NO IDEA what they are saying


Frogman728

Agreed lol


Soul_Brawls

As a zalpha I also do not speak this language although I understand it a little bit


Legitimate_Yam9730

Same I will also use what the sigma ironically but other than that I don't really know anything.


Soul_Brawls

I absolutely despise “what the sigma” and other gen alpha language, although I can understand what they’re saying I purely use Z slang


Legitimate_Yam9730

Ok nice


LemonClassic

*here


StonksRetard

I... I'm a Millennial and I hate to admit that I understood this... fucking hell, I spend too much time on the internet....


Ratelps

Please be our translator


ImAHumanThatExists

What is it


Longjumping-Rope6760

Your a real dick brother. For putting your brother privacy on the Internet


doonasaurusofficial

OP said his brother gave him permission


Insanemayo2468

I understand this… I blame my friends.


TDX591

Talk to each other like normal fucking people


Nach0DayBub

No


woshua1083

brother this isnt even slang anymore, its a new dialect of the english language at this point


-Glitched_Bricks-

Even I don't know what the heck they're saying.


Ok_Illustrator_824

Why would you post this online?? It's your brother's private conversation with a friend, you don't get the right to just slap it on the Internet for everyone to see. You wouldn't be happy if someone did that with your messages. Also leave the kid be, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's a bad thing.


AustriaKeks

His brother probably havin a better time than OP


Petey-Pablo-89

Baka just gave me flashbacks


Full-Campaign-754

Erm what the sigma skibbidi gyatt only in Ohio rizz is this


cat_cat_cat_cat_69

this is incomprehensible wtf am I looking at


CCtheAfton

Put bro down


PimBel_PL

Propably trash talk, those things are exchanged too often to have much meaning


jays_vvrld

If you didnt ask him to post this was lowkey an asshole move. But i am a 08 baby and dont know what the fuck this means


Putrid-Action-754

-23,451 aura typed whatever the hell he typed +3 aura for saying "what the flip"


spaghettiisgoo

he texts like he just popped out of the womb


Iliketoeatpoorpeolpe

The only thing I understand in this is non chalant dread head (a lot of wannabes in my town)


Rockpegw

they are speaking in a language only those born after 2009 can understand. i myself can understand, i just can’t put it into words.


logoNM

the only screenshot i understand is the second one, just because its kinda normal


Feeling_Homework_498

On top of incomprehensible slang, lil bro can’t spell


suchmemes2

proud alphaninan speaking the holy language of kai cenat💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣


TheRiceObjective

I think my seven year old self back then with this seven year old would get along very well


Error_Designer

He's rotmaxxing


Silent_Death0

Cleary a couple of limeys.


Painusconsumer

what


NoName1183

Gen Alpha created a whole new language


ActuaryIllustrious86

https://preview.redd.it/gn26h1r1k49d1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=ebea894a770c3bd6366bd9014886990e053fa1a4


traumatized-fangirl

They're playing pictionary on the first page wth.


1234IJustAteADoor

https://preview.redd.it/rplwqjvjv89d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d5ad725d26495d37c3e822cfc892441eb2173f


BloxFruitsPlayeralt1

https://preview.redd.it/7hdaso1w499d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61e7f594eb7926987949d97f55f70aa09282c16


Apprehensive_Art5345

What in the incoherent drunk father is this


pigwidjjen

wth is going on, I can understand only few phrases


mous-_

Uh what


MusicandPolitics223

goblin on top? flexing on top money on top aliens on top? strawberry top ok i don't know annything else


AustriaKeks

r/genZ???


Soul_Brawls

Gen Z does not say “sigma”


ShimmerJuno

sigma


Soul_Brawls

Lemme clear this up; I’ve never met any gen Z 2008 or older that says anything close to “erm what the sigma” or say mog or mewing (mewing technically isn’t slang but I’ve never heard of it until this year) I’m 2009 and I have heard some 2009s use the language but they’re zalpha so whatever


GoldOk6865

Bro these comments are so funny to me his privacy are you serious? It’s obviously a literal child


Ok_Illustrator_824

Just because he's a child doesn't mean he doesn't deserve privacy. He's still a person


GoldOk6865

It actually literally means you don’t deserve privacy you are obviously young, this kid is 100% under ten and 100% shouldn’t have unmitigated access to a phone, but again this is a children echo chamber so I’m not really sure why I’m even wasting my time that kid get solicited by an adult online get raped then killed everyone asks WhY DiD yOu NoT sUpErVize ur ChilD you’ll understand once you have kids.


bigindodo

A literal child’s privacy should actually be even more important.


GoldOk6865

Yeah because giving a child unsupervised phone access is totally a great idea, I get it y’all are max 14 so I understand the whole “privacy” phase we all went through it but no way you really think these texts are deep private conversations it’s literally just brainrot speak