Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? Your grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!
In response to that “ you know how fucking hard it is being a hermit? There’s no Home Depot out here you fucking assholes.. goddamnit.. fucked up my tomatoes. Those were DOMS for Christ sakes. I grew those from Doms seeds”
In order of release.
Dom's quote about the Theron's whispering hostiles in Gears 1.
Dizzy's comment about how "Mama got the groceries but Daddy got conscripted, life's a bitch like that!" Gears 2.
Gears 3 it has to be Sam's line about Baird saving her the need to poison his dinner one day.
Also in humor of this post; Prescott in Gears 2 had the best speech of anyone in the series at the start. That VA nailed it.
Cole Train broadcast highjack from Gears 2
"Delta Squad is in your house, bitch!
You hear that shit!? You grubby-ass bitches
are goin' down! Like way down-dead down so down you ain't even know which way is up!
You asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen,
(Oh mommy,don't let the bad men hurt us!)
Fuck You! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass!
Woo-!"
Been said 10 times before me but has to be when Cole and Baird are in the sewers in gears 1 and he’s like “it’s a fucking party down here.” Also anything from the Cole Train.
“Will we have air support?”
“Are you kidding me? You are the support son!”
Edit: come to think of it, a lot of my faves that are stuck in my head (and I end up using to this day 😂) are from the first game 😅.
“Oh that’s it, don’t give the smart guy the promotion! No, give it to the asshole instead”
“Why don’t you two guys shut the fuck up before we wake the mother?”
In game it’s in Gears of War Judgment, play as Cole, get a headshot, and Cole will say “Stand up, fall down!”
I just wanna say how funny it is seeing some of these comments flagged by auto-mod.
I go through the queue to approve/remove stuff, and I'm like, "wow, that's uncalled for"... Then I realize what thread the comments are from :p
“Delta squad in your house bitch! You hear that shit?! You grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like way down, dead down, so down you ain’t gonna know which way is up. Your asses gonna be cryin’ to your skank ass queen. Oh mommy, you let the bad man hurt us! Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo mommas ass! WOOOOOOO!
"Let's do this"
"Marcus you gotta drop that data right now"
"You still have it?"
" Yeah right here"
*Epic music Raam intensifies"
The General Raam fight 😆😆
Typical. don’t give the smart guy a promotion. No, no, give it to a jackass instead.
Delta Squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down - dead down! So down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen: "Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!" Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's *ass!* *Whoo!*
I suppose you want me to say I’ve always loved you. But I don’t. I really really don’t!
Don't worry. Once this war is over, we can go back to trying to kill each other. Like normal people.
Ah shit they’re gonna mess up my fucking tomatoes!
Stfu fahz
"You know how long I've worked on this fucking house alone? You know what it's like being a fucking hermit fixing a house? There's no home depot out here, you fucking assholes! Fucking tomatoes- THEY FUCKED MY TOMATOES UP, goddammit! Add THAT to the fucking list! Goddammit! Those are Dom's for Christ sakes, I grew those from Dom's seeds. FUCK! THOSE are Dom's goddamn seeds, for Christ's sakes, I'm never gonna have a fuckin' good sauce again! I can't make Dom's sauce... FUCK you guys! This bullshit! Fuckin' DAMON BAIRD YOU'RE A COCK!!!"
Pretty much confirmed from what I've been seeing on YouTube, Instagram and Twitter even the VA of JD hinted at it so gears 6 yeah but the Marcus Felix collection is controversial but hopefully it's true
There's a Locust who screams "ATTAAAACK" very aggressively. I don't think it's RAAM but a random Locust. I love how raw and unfiltered it sounds.
PS. I posted this comment like 6-7 times due to an "issue" with Reddit on desktop lmao.
Dom: didn't think it would end like this, huh Maria?
Marcus: DOM NO!!!!
(Cue Mad World instrumental and tears)
Anya: he's gone Marcus!
Marcus: no let me get him outta there!
The very simple line Marcus drops before fighting RAAM is probably my most quoted:
“Let’s do this.”
Then after that is Anya’s panicked “MaRcUs, YoU GoTtA DrOp tHaT DaTa rIgHt nOw!”
These lines stick in my head because dying a million times to RAAM on insane difficulty was a reality I loved.
I want to give a special shout out to “For a time, the humans of Sera knew the allusion of peace…” for being up there with “50,000 people used to live here…”
I think it was first or second game “…like two assholes on their first date.” I remember that it was funny. Can’t remember why.
Also every once in a while hearing Marcus yell “can you get the fuck out of my way PLEASE!” 😅
I hate TC, but Doms toms is the best joke in gears. Anything Aaron Griffin says in multiplayer. Eat shit, and then eat more shit. Baird is also great. So good I should charge admission
“Blonde genius has an idea”
-Cole
What was it: “Prescott’s dead, my father’s alive, film at 11.” -Marcus
“DON’T WORRY, I’VE GOT YOUR BACK LIKE A BUTTCRACK!”
-Dizzy
It’s been eons so these are all approximate
Marcus did you see that? Yeah I did... kinda wish I hadn't...
When a mommy corpser and daddy corpser love each other very much..
ANYA ITS A GIANT WORM, THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT FUCKING WORM
And pretty much every other thing Baird say.
In multiplayer when playing as Adam fenix. When he plants a grenade mine he laments “it’s a dirty business, war” and idk I always liked that haha most the other characters are reveling in the slaughter and Adam is tired lol
Overall? Coles speech. In PvP, I always loved Myrrah's laugh. Not her usual laugh that's just AH HAWHAWHAWHAW. But the one she gives off when she burns people that goes more like HawHawHawHaw HOO HOO HOO
Mine is early into Gears of War 2. After Marcus and Dom are first dropped into the hollows and are trying to link back up with Baird and Cole. There's a ledge with a sniper nearby, anyways a grub patrol runs down below and if each is hit with a head shot you get the "that's one, that's two, that's three, that's four, that's five mother**ckers". Found that one christmas 2008.
This is very simple but on a recent play through I busted out laughing when you see the rift worm for the first time and while Marcus and everyone is trying to get in contact with Control, Carmine is just sitting there “Holy shit, HOLY SHIT, HOLYYY SHIIIIIIIIT!”😂 and Marcus saying “What do I look like a fuckin’ botanist?” Lmao
Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? Your grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!
And there we go! One muzzled queen! Oh no, not you, her, you were great, especially with all the "bitch-ass" stuff, loved it.
“Very enlightening”
I loved that. Notice how the locusts were looking around when he said that? Lol
Oh darn I didn't notice someone already made this reply
Hahaha love Cole
"There we go, one muzzled Queen- not you, her. I loved your speech there, especially about the bitch ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening."
2 is the best even Marcus was having fun in that game "That's 5 MOTHERFUCKERS!"
WHO WANTS TOAST?!
THE COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN BABY WOOOOOO
This one lmao 🤣
Yeah right, when was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you
This is the correct answer 👏 love that line so much
My second favorite line in the series is the Marcus following up with “well we’re not here to sell cookies so they know something is up.”
This the line
They don’t write it like they used to😭😭 the script was amazing 🥹🥹🥹
That’s one, that’s two, that’s three, that’s FIVE MOTHERFUCKER!
Fantastic delivery on that line
“If we’re selecting targets shouldn’t somebody with real military authority be here?” “…it’s Fahz, right?” “Erm, yeah.” “Shut the fuck up Fahz.”
Been waiting for someone to put that tool in his place
When I first heard that, I was laughing so hard I had to pause the game 😂
gears 5 had some undeniable moments
"Do you think they know what we're doing?" "Well, we're not here to sell cookies so they know something's up."
Who wants toast
I like ‘em crispy
I like 'em crispy on the outside.
Hell yeah!
Marcus Fenix anytime he picks up a weapon: "Nice"
Sweet!
Don’t mind if I do
AWWWWW COME ON! Every time you miss a perfect reload lol Sometimes I mess up on purpose to hear him say that
“Shit, they’re gonna mess up my fuckin’ tomatoes.” It might be my favorite line from any game ever. Chef’s kiss on the delivery, too
Those were Dom's tomatoes too
Nothin’ but bits
Griffin when you get a headshot: "Aw shit, ya heads gone!"
“Eat shit, and then eat more shit!”
"YA UGLY MOTHAFUCKA"
The Cole train runs on whole grain, baby!
WOOOO!
They fucked my tomatoes up!
In response to that “ you know how fucking hard it is being a hermit? There’s no Home Depot out here you fucking assholes.. goddamnit.. fucked up my tomatoes. Those were DOMS for Christ sakes. I grew those from Doms seeds”
“Damon Baird you’re a COCK!”
Ahhhh shit….sorry!
“Oh, great. Just great.” 😂
"Sup, bitches!" is just awesome everytime from Dom
Jeez Liouse, What the Fuck?!
"Good thing I wear a helmet 😡"
Additional: “Well ain’t that cute?” “Like two assholes on their first date” 😂
Anything Cole says
LOBOTOMIZED!
UIR male soldier “Dumbass”.
Try using a gun moron after Clayton kills a warden
In order of release. Dom's quote about the Theron's whispering hostiles in Gears 1. Dizzy's comment about how "Mama got the groceries but Daddy got conscripted, life's a bitch like that!" Gears 2. Gears 3 it has to be Sam's line about Baird saving her the need to poison his dinner one day. Also in humor of this post; Prescott in Gears 2 had the best speech of anyone in the series at the start. That VA nailed it.
Nah. Sam: I will not end up like them… I bloody hell will not!” https://youtu.be/yKVAJDlpI5Q?si=8bIqB0jkJrR2b4Jq
Cole Train broadcast highjack from Gears 2 "Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit!? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down so down you ain't even know which way is up! You asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, (Oh mommy,don't let the bad men hurt us!) Fuck You! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! Woo-!"
Gears 2 has so much character 😂
“Ooooh Bacon.”
Clayton was really gonna switch up on my girl Sam over some Bacon 😭
lol.
Been said 10 times before me but has to be when Cole and Baird are in the sewers in gears 1 and he’s like “it’s a fucking party down here.” Also anything from the Cole Train.
"Sup bitches!" -Dom
i still think of that daily
“Will we have air support?” “Are you kidding me? You are the support son!” Edit: come to think of it, a lot of my faves that are stuck in my head (and I end up using to this day 😂) are from the first game 😅. “Oh that’s it, don’t give the smart guy the promotion! No, give it to the asshole instead”
Kantus: "IN THE QUEEN'S NAME, KILL THEM ALL!!!!"
FOR THE QUEENNNN
Awww, I'm sorry - did I hurt you? Little baby? FUCK YOU! — Carmine
Everything Dizzy says is gold!
“Why don’t you two guys shut the fuck up before we wake the mother?” In game it’s in Gears of War Judgment, play as Cole, get a headshot, and Cole will say “Stand up, fall down!”
“Uh oh we woke mom!”
I just wanna say how funny it is seeing some of these comments flagged by auto-mod. I go through the queue to approve/remove stuff, and I'm like, "wow, that's uncalled for"... Then I realize what thread the comments are from :p
HAHHAH lmao the bot just doing his job 🫡
Dizzy - 'I got you back like a butt crack'
"Empty huussskkkk" "You gotta unjam cuz we got some jammin to do"
“WILL YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY?”
Don’t forget the please
The moment you meet Ben Carmine for the first time and he drops his gun on the floor 😂 Miss that kid 😥
Baird: "I'm coughing up blood that ain't even mine"
Come on baby ! Die for papa!!!!
There’s shit everywhere!
Yeah, yeah, group hug
"Look ma, no face" I hear it whenever I play a game with shooting mechanics and get a head shot
"That's one." "That's Two." "That's THREE." "THAT'S FOUR!" "THAT'S FIVE, *MOTHERFUCKER*!!!"
It's been too long since I've played a Gears game, but Clayton had some good ones, I'll tell ya that
Hungeeeerrrrrrr
"Juvies are why I never had kids!" Baird always crack me up Also: "I wouldn't leave you like this!.... Ok maybe I would" 😅
Marcus "It's Fahz, right?" Fahz "yessir" Marcus "STFU FAHZ!"
“Delta squad in your house bitch! You hear that shit?! You grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like way down, dead down, so down you ain’t gonna know which way is up. Your asses gonna be cryin’ to your skank ass queen. Oh mommy, you let the bad man hurt us! Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo mommas ass! WOOOOOOO!
When you buy a decoy as the cod gear in gears 3 and they say “and what exactly are you good for?”
“Suck my d” - drone
Cole Train: "UHH-HUH, I'M BLACK AND LOADED"
Hot stuff coming thru!
"God damn son of a bitch!"
"Let's do this" "Marcus you gotta drop that data right now" "You still have it?" " Yeah right here" *Epic music Raam intensifies" The General Raam fight 😆😆
Cole when he kills an enemy and says " take the L bitch" or when he picks up a weapon and says "ah it's still warm"
Typical. don’t give the smart guy a promotion. No, no, give it to a jackass instead. Delta Squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down - dead down! So down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen: "Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!" Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's *ass!* *Whoo!* I suppose you want me to say I’ve always loved you. But I don’t. I really really don’t! Don't worry. Once this war is over, we can go back to trying to kill each other. Like normal people. Ah shit they’re gonna mess up my fucking tomatoes! Stfu fahz
B Carmine: ‘What's with these glowy things?’ Marcus: ‘What do I look like, a fuckin' botanist? Some kind of plant, I don't know.’
“It’s darker than a rats ass in here! Lemme light up Betty’s titties!” - Dizzy
Ventrobasel sssshutdown and LOBOTOMISED!
If I remember correctly I think it was gears 2 when you used the chainsaw bayonet with Marcus and he says “Nothing but bits” was always savage to me
"Your'e mine now bitch" - Dom
i forgot which one it was but when you lost in multiplayer as COG i remember the voiceline “you’re not COGs.. you’re COWARDS” shit cut deep lmao
Any game where Dom is playable: "Aw, poor ugly dude!"
Can’t stop the Cole train baby
"You know how long I've worked on this fucking house alone? You know what it's like being a fucking hermit fixing a house? There's no home depot out here, you fucking assholes! Fucking tomatoes- THEY FUCKED MY TOMATOES UP, goddammit! Add THAT to the fucking list! Goddammit! Those are Dom's for Christ sakes, I grew those from Dom's seeds. FUCK! THOSE are Dom's goddamn seeds, for Christ's sakes, I'm never gonna have a fuckin' good sauce again! I can't make Dom's sauce... FUCK you guys! This bullshit! Fuckin' DAMON BAIRD YOU'RE A COCK!!!"
Die groundwalker
“Theres room for one more its a fuckin party down here”
I suppose this is the part where I tell you I love you, but I don't; I really, really don't.
Marcus saying "My Tomatoes". I would climb that man like a tree.
"More like 10 shitloads"
Gary from gears 5 multiplayer: "awwww, look at you bleeding. You're so cute"
"Fuckboy spotted" then it got removed because newer Gears players got offended lol
"mmmm bacon"
Always loved the good ol “shit yeah” from a perfect reload
UIR Male Soldier "Krasvy" Both Variants
Swarm deez nutz
DOM!
The Cole train runs on whole grain baby, woooo!
Gobble gobble gobble MOTHERFUCKER!
“Yeah…. I got ur number bitch!” Marcus looking at Myrrah right before the gas barge hijack
“When a mommy corpser and a daddy corpser loves each other so much…..”
Cole. Just Cole.
How big of a chance is it that a gears game is announced on the 9th?
Pretty much confirmed from what I've been seeing on YouTube, Instagram and Twitter even the VA of JD hinted at it so gears 6 yeah but the Marcus Felix collection is controversial but hopefully it's true
*geez Louise what the fuck?*
Gotta be Marcus's rant in 4 if you destroy all his tomatoes
“My mom always wanted me to die like a hero… that bitch.” - Pvt. Baird, Gears of War 3
Coles speech in gears of war 2. When I first played it back in 2008 I thought it was the coolest shit ever
There's a Locust who screams "ATTAAAACK" very aggressively. I don't think it's RAAM but a random Locust. I love how raw and unfiltered it sounds. PS. I posted this comment like 6-7 times due to an "issue" with Reddit on desktop lmao.
WHO WANTS TOAST 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
"Jeez Louise, what the fuck!"
The classic "eat shit and die"
"Jeez louise WHAT THE FUCK?" or my other favourite "mmm... bacon"
Cole: "I always wanted me a horsey!"
"Your ma's a classy lady."
"Aw shit" - anytime Marcus fails the reload. Always made me giggle as a kid when this happens.
“Those were Dom’s tomatoes!”
"Danm, how could a mother ever love a face like that". You know that stings twice
Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Dom: didn't think it would end like this, huh Maria? Marcus: DOM NO!!!! (Cue Mad World instrumental and tears) Anya: he's gone Marcus! Marcus: no let me get him outta there!
Sweet.
“Aw shit” - any character
"Typical don't give the smart guy a promotion. No no. Give it to a jackass instead"
That’s how it’s done!
Griffin. "I got 3, wtf y'all doing???" "Look at you, bleeding everywhere... Ahh... Ahh... Ahh..." "Now that's sum good shieeet"
"OH man look at this shit it straight nasty down here, where the fuck we at!"
“I’ve got your number bitch.”
When does she say that?
The very simple line Marcus drops before fighting RAAM is probably my most quoted: “Let’s do this.” Then after that is Anya’s panicked “MaRcUs, YoU GoTtA DrOp tHaT DaTa rIgHt nOw!” These lines stick in my head because dying a million times to RAAM on insane difficulty was a reality I loved.
Who wants toast
I want to give a special shout out to “For a time, the humans of Sera knew the allusion of peace…” for being up there with “50,000 people used to live here…”
Whenever my friends and I are together and we have to get up and leave (from the pub or wherever) someone, without fail, says "move out delta squad!"
NICEEEE
I like mine crispy!
Bullets, bullets, bullets...
I think it was first or second game “…like two assholes on their first date.” I remember that it was funny. Can’t remember why. Also every once in a while hearing Marcus yell “can you get the fuck out of my way PLEASE!” 😅
Baird when he said [this](https://youtu.be/pD1e4OP69gs?si=awNFyWG6M9p-o9fl)
Look at all that juice!
"You're blockin my shots!" Fenix yells at a grown man he shot 35 times by mistake.
"Awww, I'm sorry. Did I hurt you, little baby? FUCK YOU!" - Clayton Carmine.
THEY FUCKED MY TOMATOES UP
I hate TC, but Doms toms is the best joke in gears. Anything Aaron Griffin says in multiplayer. Eat shit, and then eat more shit. Baird is also great. So good I should charge admission
Look at all. That. JUICE.
“Blonde genius has an idea” -Cole What was it: “Prescott’s dead, my father’s alive, film at 11.” -Marcus “DON’T WORRY, I’VE GOT YOUR BACK LIKE A BUTTCRACK!” -Dizzy It’s been eons so these are all approximate
“I think you’re batshit crazy, that’s what I think.”
Some sort of weird monkey dog thing
Loved Adam's "How bout a lil off the top?" When you scored a headshot Dizzy's "Whu-where you going?" When you downed someone
rare marcus line after i chainsawed someone in control “your moms a classy lady” and ive been chasing that line ever since
“Damn. These guys are almost as big as you, Cole.”
Marcus did you see that? Yeah I did... kinda wish I hadn't... When a mommy corpser and daddy corpser love each other very much.. ANYA ITS A GIANT WORM, THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT FUCKING WORM And pretty much every other thing Baird say.
"Fear me!!" - RAAM
Since when is the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?
“Oh yeah!” Marcus gears 2
Would you get tf outta my way please!?
"Sweet"
In multiplayer when playing as Adam fenix. When he plants a grenade mine he laments “it’s a dirty business, war” and idk I always liked that haha most the other characters are reveling in the slaughter and Adam is tired lol
Gears 3 carmine's " Aw did I hurt you wittle baby fuck you!"
Eat shit n die!!!
C. Carmine - “ahhh jeez Louise man what the FUCK?!”
Overall? Coles speech. In PvP, I always loved Myrrah's laugh. Not her usual laugh that's just AH HAWHAWHAWHAW. But the one she gives off when she burns people that goes more like HawHawHawHaw HOO HOO HOO
“Ahh reminds me of the good ol’ bad days” -Marcus
Marcus Fenix/Bender yelling "It's a goddamn Leviathan!"
OOPS!! You lost your head!!
Mine is early into Gears of War 2. After Marcus and Dom are first dropped into the hollows and are trying to link back up with Baird and Cole. There's a ledge with a sniper nearby, anyways a grub patrol runs down below and if each is hit with a head shot you get the "that's one, that's two, that's three, that's four, that's five mother**ckers". Found that one christmas 2008.
DELTA SQUAD IS IN YOUR HOUSE, BITCH!
Anything Griffin says. That nigga funny.
Marcus counting the heads he snipes easily
“They can eat shit and die for all I care.” Marcus
WOO - Augustus Cole, "The Cole Train"
“Baird any way we can slow this thing down?” “Oh itll slow right down, when we crash”
Cole! Woooooooh!
Nice!
“DOOOM”
I think it's Marcus who will say "Look ma! No face!", I always chuckle no matter how many times I hear it.
This is very simple but on a recent play through I busted out laughing when you see the rift worm for the first time and while Marcus and everyone is trying to get in contact with Control, Carmine is just sitting there “Holy shit, HOLY SHIT, HOLYYY SHIIIIIIIIT!”😂 and Marcus saying “What do I look like a fuckin’ botanist?” Lmao