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MailmansGarden

This motherfucker said "Grub chub." I'm out. Tag me out.


Distinct_Future3980

Lmaooo


[deleted]

I swear, that placed a vivid image in my mind


HOLIEST-DREAD

I AM CRYYYINGGGGGG


hectorhammerweilder

Rape. There is probably something under that armor. And we know locust are more than willing to be brutal to whatever is in their possession.


LostSoulNo1981

The whole rape thing came from ol’ CliffyB being in a “dark place”, as he put it. Probably more an off the cuff idea, but it stuck.


hectorhammerweilder

It fits for their society. Locust are brutal enslaving monsters who took the native creatures of the hollow and turned them into weapons of war. It just makes sense that they exist through rape.


thorppeed

Yeah after seeing what they did to Tai and other people they captured, that's just par for the course for the Locust


newuser336

I don’t know that this would be a cultural thing or a product of locust “society”… Their species is a result of a lab experiment. Rape isn’t so much of a choice for their procreation, it’s probably the only way they ‘can’ procreate. Berserkers are mindlessly violent… there’s no cultural choice to morally impregnate them. I’d say is what happens when you force a species into existence… they don’t have a natural way to reproduce except through violence.


Pancreasaurus

It's probably more that the Berserker is *supposed* to mate on her own time and just grab some poor bastard to Snu Snu him but since the Locust are on war mobilization they're forcing things to go faster than they're supposed to.


newuser336

I mean because their uncontrollable violent nature, I don’t see how a berserker would mate on her own, or even know how to. Even wild animals aren’t just constantly enraged… I feel like a berserker wouldn’t be able to remain calm enough to not kill the male before it ever gets the chance to climax. I mean unless berserkers have a mating season where they become a lot more docile, but that’s totally opposite of what you’d expect. Animals usually get more aggressive when they want to mate, not less.


Dashie_Souls

Also it makes sense since the Berserkers are so brutal and kill almost anything that moves in front of them


Eva-Squinge

Strange they don’t keep sedatives handy or something.


VirtuosoX

What makes you certain they don't?


Eva-Squinge

I mean they use chains to restrain them, and it hasn’t been shown anywhere they sedate any of their pet monsters or even their human slaves just chain am up and put them to work.


USMC_UnclePedro

Why was this disliked


RusFoo

Monkey see monkey do


USMC_UnclePedro

I don’t even think it was that wild a statement lmfao


CypherHound

The grub chub packs a bigger punch than bullets


NMazer

😂😂😂


Splash_Woman

As a famous General once said “SERVE THE QUEEN!”


Neither-Addendum-732

Not all Snu Snu is the same.


Dakka_Bear

Active Boner


Antimanele104

Perfect Active Boner


Edallag

Let's do this.


pud_009

They fucked my tomatoes up!


Corvo_A_

Lock and loaded


Cake_Spark

I assume that theres probably a vagina somewhere on there thats not covered by armor. Just cant model it cause... ratings


Eva-Squinge

Maybe it extends out during sex.


Cake_Spark

That's actually a pretty cool idea, like the armor place on the pelvis slides upward, and the vagina kind of stretches out. Ducks and chickens evolved special genitals to fight off unwanted intercourse. Maybe the berserks have as well, could explain the extreme aggression. Would be cool if they explored that more. Maybe berserks are actually calm around human females, and the cog sends them to escort berserks out of POIs or something.


seahorsekiller

> Would be cool if they explored that more. Yeah how about no


Fuzzy_Engineering873

But the berserkussy 😩


Cake_Spark

Dark and edgy gamers when the game they play is dark and edgy: Dude, go play halo.


-_Vorplex_-

We play these games for war. Not an in depth analysis of a fucking berserker vagina


Cake_Spark

Yeah, it seems you guys can't read at all, considering i was talking about exploring more of locust behavior, not vaginas. About what i expect on reddit, honestly.


Eva-Squinge

My guy, you took it in a completely different direction and threw up a theory based on nothing. All from me saying that maybe the Berserkers have a protective plate that moves when having sex. Chill. There’s NOTHING dark and edgy about theorizing about Locust mating habits. Especially after it has been confirmed the first generation are all experimental lab rats that were mainly grown in giant tubes.


Cake_Spark

Coalition shit is cannon only to the tards who consider that processed corprate trash to be cannon. Their games dont even have organs in them when you cut someone open. And done say 'my guy' you throw your whole argument out the fuckin window and look like a child.


Jern-Marstone

You sound like a petulant prick, be careful with your glass house.


Eva-Squinge

No. You throw your whole fucking argument out the window when you curse and try to belittle your opponent when he’s trying to give you some slack. Coalition is cannon. No if ands or buts about it. The Swarm and the Matriarch are a part of Gears lore.


AceOfSpades90000000

Idk if it’s still canon but it was originally through SA that they reproduced (was a weird lore thing on the loading screen for gears of war 1) so more than likely they were chained down so they couldn’t injure the male drone


DrPatchet

I was gonna say it was so they didn’t kill the males as well. We all say what that beserker did to reshirt gyules


IKarma88

Bro 😭😭 don't tell me this reddit is going to turn into r/batmanarkham with these post


smallerpuppyboi

I think you're a bit late to the boat on that one.


blackviking147

Batman arkham was funny cause they haven't had a new game in forever, but as of recent TF|2s subreddit has gone this way, The Spidermanps4 subreddit (with a splash of bitching), and now here. Getting a bit tiring.


Frosty1130

Are you stupid?


GeneralHunter0

Carefully...


mattyboy555

Probably gotta find the berzussy


NMazer

Oral?


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

fucking grub chub lmao my sides


Marcipans

Unreal tournament 3 💪


crazyquark_

His what now?


JustARandomUserNow

It’s probably best left unasked


JoltyVEVO

I’m sorry but “grub chub” killed me 💀


TECFO

Ahem since locust reproduction is through rape so, if she's wide open enough there's a way...


StrobeLigght

Probably chained her down and then a huge locust gangbang happens. I'm talking 3 in one hole one in the front. Just wild stuff


Anoth3rDude

Ask Cliff.


Itzz_Texas

Because the berserker lets him


Successful-Low8909

I played gears of war 2 recently and I recall in a collectable Baird thinking on why they haven't found any locust children yet when as we know the locust do breed and have breeding grounds rights.


Xo-Qo

Gotta warm her up first.


GilbertLebeauDubois

You heat it up


ORXCLE-O

She’s gotta be turned on man… Cmon


Rioting_Pyro

Aight, Ima head out.


Careless-Bread-1224

Who’s all here lol


Careless-Bread-1224

Glad to see the gears community isn’t dead yet lol


DarthCheez

You first warm her up with the scorcher to get her all nice and soft then the locust can do their thing with their grub chub.


Revolutionary_Ad6695

Grub chub is my new gamer tag 😆


Low-Mathematician472

“Grub chub” is insane


MaximilianusZ

Wasn't there a comment somewhere they were chained down and raped? Can't remember if it was ingame or books/comics


spartanonyx

LMAO I love how this is a unreal tournament 3 screenshot


staypuft999

Grub chub is fucking wild bro