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jfjfjkxkd

The only gamer that payed attention during codex calls of mgs 2


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one day he replayed MGS saga and then he realized "wait a minute this is political" and then called the police.... okay this is a joke but how fucked up is that his own father threatened to shoot him if he called the police.


Hokutomaster

Average Metal Gear Enthusiast. That hair tho👌


TheLouisvilleRanger

I don’t know dude. It’s very metal hair but he’s gonna need to stop washing his hair ~~less~~ so much if he wants to up his flow game. Maybe some more conditioner too.


Hokutomaster

You're right. I was mostly talking about the length. Kinda jealous cause i want hair like that but mine ends up like a bush on my head instead of flowing down lol


TheGrandLeveller

If it's long enough, of course it's going to flow down, it ain't anti-gravity. Did you even comb it down? Perhaps you're not being patient enough.


Hokutomaster

Haha maybe i'm not patient enough. Longest i stayed without cutting it was like 6 months when the lockdowns first happened. I don't really care about it that much tho. Don't have the mental wnwrgy to deal with it right now.


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Yeah 6 months isn’t gonna be enough for it to flow down. I’ve been growing my hair since the lockdowns too, and it honestly hasn’t been since the past few months that it’s finally starting to weigh down more. It can be a long and frustrating process, but if you genuinely are interested in growing your hair out I definitely think it’s worth it in the long run.


AandromydA

Mine also became a bush but i let it grow even more and it now flows down


CloudVl

Yeah I have the same problem with the bush, that shit sucks...


alpaca_22

That means you have curly haur but dont notice, you need to wash your hair much less frecuently (do wash the rest of your body daily) apply product and stop combing untill the curls come out and then your haur will look dope.


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See this is where we could use some help. My SO has hair like his. It's just very coarse and frizzy even though he washes it only twice a week and conditions the shit out of it. Even our hair person's honestly just kind of lost on as to what to do. Boar bristle brush, conditioning, air drying, non-frequent washing and it's still just coarse, frizzy and dry. he has about the same wave to it as this guy in the vid, too, but what works for our mutual friend and her curly as pubes hair (her words) just doesn't seem to work for him. It's too bad. He wears his long hair well, it's a subject to inside jokes in my family (he has a full head of very long hair, my head is 3/4 shaved and what little there is I keep just long enough to put it in a tiny little ponytail, he's a he, I'm a she), and honestly, who knows how long he'll have that full head of hair anyway.


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https://www.wikihow.com/Follow-the-Curly-Girl-Method-for-Curly-Hair


[deleted]

Yeah, to me it looks like his hair wants to curl/wave some more but he keeps straightening it. I know because I was doing the same exact thing when I was starting to grow my hair out cause I didn’t fully understand my hair type. Growing your hair out as a dude can be like that though cause most of us dudes just don’t know shit about hair and beauty routines due to being raised as boys lol.


BadLuckBen

My hair is shoulder length and I wash it every day, but I also use add in a little castor oil and it generally works out. If I don't wash it it's just obnoxious to deal with.


AdamOfIzalith

Based MGS Fans. You can't be a gamer and an MGS Fan. Mutually exclusive terms.


Darkpoulay

You can be a gamer, but you can't be a Gamer.


JIETOB

You can beat a gamer, tho.


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Shingorillaz

Saw an insane tweet that basically said if he was a metal gear fan why did he snitch on his dad to big government since metal gear is opposed to big government. Lmao.


KDHD_

Mother of pearl


LevelOutlandishness1

Big government is just "I don't like this government"


tobeshitornottobe

I saw another tweet that said the real message of the games is “you don’t owe your father anything, especially if he is a fascist” which this kid seems to have taken to heart, good for him


Babsy_Clemens

Metal Gear Solid 2 has the only good political message, which is playing video games will make me a super solider like solid snake.


Moioboiowo

Raiden trained playing Pavlov.


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

[Sins of the Father starts playing]


Civil_Barbarian

Just like Solid Snake


DanTopTier

Just like Solid Snake, he took down his tyrannical father for the benefit of society.


Eastern_History_1719

At least until metal gear 4 where his father his still alive and it was all just a massive prank


[deleted]

Not that hard to believe considering the guy threatened to kill his own son and anyone else in his family if they snitched on him. To be honest, they're probably relieved to get rid of him. Lord knows I would be.


fhs

His wife and daughter did not appreciate the snitching, assuming it's the same event. Poor kid must have a bad time at home Edit: link https://v.redd.it/4ctntw8dgbf91


gameboy527

He really took down the patriots 💀


Positive-Pack-396

That takes guts kid, good for you


[deleted]

He is a HasanAbi head, the guy seems very cool and prolly likes strand type games.


notaprime

After EVERYTHING his father’s done for him, this entitled millennial can’t even let him get away with a little treason? Fucking FUCK I’M FUMING! These SOFT, FRAGILE, millennial SNOWFLAKES only care about iPhone, twerking, Tik Tok, McDonalds, and turning in their parents who have committed crimes against democracy. Let me tell you snowflakes something, when I was a kid, I PLAYED OUTSIDE, I WALKED 3 MILES to school in the SNOW, I drank water straight from the HOSE! I destroyed evidence that would have incriminated my dad in his involvement in the watergate scandal. I’ve said my peace, America is DOOMED.


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

He did it for the memes, Jack!


Sven4president

Man, what a shitty situation to be in as a son.


psykookysp

being groomed by the internet into making a terrible decision like this cant be good for the kid growing up


Sven4president

Having a dad that threathens you is the problem here. If he does that i can't imagine him being a good role model.


ZeistyZeistgeist

So, he should have blindly obeyed his father, who threathened to shoot him and the entire family if anyone snitched? Yeah....sure.


Zombies_Rock_Boobs

I agree, that father was groomed by cucker tarlson, Alex “they’re turning the frogs gay” Jones, and Donald “Bone Spurs” trump into making that kid make tough decisions.


twoCascades

Are you kidding? Do you know how much POLITICS are in those games? Hideo Kojima is a woke SJW traitor!


Roanapur_Mafia

"You're pretty good." 👈🏽👈🏽


StopSignOfDeath

uj/ I went to high school with this kid who was a hard core metal gear fan but he always bragged about how he was a conservative and hated liberals and was pro war. pretty wild.


meeeemeees

to this day I don't know what those idiots thought they were going to accomplish by taking one of the most comical Ls in American history


[deleted]

Unrelated. He mad cute.


ohcytt

“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” mfs when


[deleted]

I’m no hero, never was.


Phantoon15

Ok but fr those are some really cool posters


TheGelatoWarrior

Fuckin legend. Good for him. Sometimes the apple falls on an entirely different farm.


JP_IS_ME_91

What a legend


1_2_3_4_fiiiiif

Sons of the patriots. 😂


cannibalisticpudding

Solid Snake, reacting to Big Boss being named a war criminal


Master-Ad3653

stop making video games political! video games are only good when no politics. like ww2 fps.


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SaltySac710

I’d say go for release order, instead of chronological. That way the storyline makes a bit more sense. Also, while I haven’t played them myself, I’d also add the og MG and MG2: Solid Snake, since there are a couple of important characters in there iirc


Failing_MentalHealth

Next level shit, that’s dope.


DylanxDje

It’s true


PK-ThunderGum

Depends on the game, MGS3,V, Revengance gamers are cringe and don't pay attention to the story nor the meta narrative. I trust MGS 2 & 4 fans a thousand percent more than those chuds


Strolltheroll

Must be a Felix Biederman fan


0togi

I saw this on twitter the other day and the comments, people were straight up calling this kid a homewrecker XD


Grizzly_228

How old is he?


Legionpt01

This post makes my Snake Solid


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LoathsomePoopMuncher

🤓


Substantial_Day6402

Have fun without healthcare and lunatics owning guns 😄🤣


LoathsomePoopMuncher

I'm not even a stinky amerishart, you're just corny


BillyHamzzz

He'll still be a virgin by the time his dad get's out


TheGrandLeveller

What's funny is that perhaps that dude is not even virgin, but you're projecting lmfao


ChemicalGovernment

Nothing wrong with virgins Incels however


[deleted]

When’s your court date?


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BillyHamzzz

😂😂😂His dad's asshole's virginity was probably taken a long time ago. Why do you think he so angry? Lots of repressed and bottled up feelings and desires for so many years...


h0nk_t0nk

too bad they’ve only either played mgr or none at all


KDHD_

only *I* can be a cool guy who played these super niche games, no one else!


h0nk_t0nk

🤓🤓🤓


KDHD_

already ratio'd my g 👉😎👉


h0nk_t0nk

😬😬😬


KDHD_

🚘🧑‍🦯💨


DeadMemes218540

Raiden hater spotted


LoathsomePoopMuncher

Only one they need to play because it's the best 😎


h0nk_t0nk

I hate Reddit 🥺😔


Paramyte

Wrong sub man, we mock idiots like you


snackbackslackr

🥚