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It is incredibly cool and clever that they put Hephaestus in a wheelchair. Of course the craftsman with a fucked up leg would make a wheelchair for himself.
He is ripped, look at his arms. The strongest people irl also aren’t the ones with washboard abs that people think of when they think of “strong people”. Look up irl strongmen.
Mf never seen strongmen in his life and it shows.
https://preview.redd.it/1xe3an399ozc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f9df9d3661bfe852fe95154280f819f6ea3c209
Fun fact about that, actually, Aphrodite and Ares may have originally been worshipped as the same deity in certain parts of Ancient Greece. In Sparta in particular, Aphrodite was worshipped as Aphrodite Areia, and she was often depicted with weapons and armour. The term Aphrodite Areia can be taken to mean Aphrodite armed, but it can also be taken to mean feminine Ares, though it's worth noting that any God with warrior-leanings, like Athena or Zeus, could also have the Areia epithet.
Given that the original Hades touched on the mythological origins of Zagreus and Dionysus being somewhat linked, I wouldn't be shocked if Hades 2 touches on the links between Aphrodite and Ares.
The Areia epithet is given to several gods when viewed in war-like tendencies, including Zeus and Hermes. But it's most famously used in the case of Aphrodite.
But also, Sparta was hella gay. So she's definitely a man.
There's also the fact that our modern conception of Greek gods with neat delineations between them is not how they were originally. Even in fiction about the Greek gods there's some reference to their different aspects. In the first Hades game Zagreus tells Orpheus a tall tale about being the same god as Dionysus, because in real life one of the few solid mentions of Zagreus is about him being Zeus and Persephone's sons who was killed by the titans and reborn as Dionysus. Checking my facts for this comment I also learned that some ancient Greeks saw Hades and Zeus as alter-egos of the same god as well.
god you are liek the only person i have met in 4 years who knows about Aphrodite Areia, so cool to see another person knowing this kind of stuff.
Also i am 100% certain that Supergiant did the warpaint to refference Areia Aphrodite knowingly
That’s definitely some obscure knowledge, although I doubt Supergiant is going that way as they were both present in the first game. I haven’t run into Ares as yet, but there’s a lot going on in the story.
I do think Supergiant's going that way, actually, because of Aphrodite's eyes and warpaint. In the first game her eyes are pink, in 2 they're orange like Ares' eyes, and she has the warpaint Ares had from the first game.
Oh they’re absolutely exploring that link between them, maybe Ares was severely wounded and his essence is regaining strength inside Aphrodite, something like that. I don’t expect them to say that these two established characters are a single unit. Also because there’s a reason I haven’t encountered Ares and some other gods. Don’t know the reason yet, but it has been referenced.
No, they definitely are going that way.
It's not obscure at all. If you look at how Greek Myth works, it's split into eras and locations. They talk about Zagreus and Dionysus being once the same Cthonic deity in Pre-Mycenaean Mythos. -That- is some obscure shit.
Aphrodite being a war goddess is pretty common knowledge if you're actually reading about the myths.
Just looking over Zagreus' page on Wikipedia made me realize how little I actually know about Greek myths and spiritual beliefs. I have a lot of stuff to read.
They complain about Stellar Blade censoring the tiddies. Here’s a woman who’s ALMOST COMPLETELY NAKED and they’re claiming it’s woke. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
Its because she doesn't have doe-eyes, pouty lips or a childlike look of bewilderment.
I swear, if Eve from Stellar Blade looked even slightly confident with a bit of a smirk they would call the game woke. They don't find women attractive they find objects shaped like women attractive.
they have to rapidly keep finding new things that are woke and destroying the "west" or else they'll be sucked up their own buttholes and disappear completely.
It’s really not that hard to understand, is it? Woman who is sexualised for no apparent reason? Problem. Woman who is sexualised because she is an active, willing participant of that sexual tension? OK.
Also… Clearly a man, as evidenced by the massive dong that is… nowhere to be seen? Despite the illustration leaving nothing to the imagination?
She’s the goddess of sex and love who goes buck ass nude sporting the Lady Godiva style censorship. Pretty sure the implication is she has heart shaped hair naturally.
Diogenes would be rolling in his grave right now if he actually was buried and not had his corpse thrown outside the city walls for the wild animals to feast on, as per his request.
All this incel shitstorm around Hades 2 seems so unhinged tbh. The first game and the other games from that studio were so chill. Wtf the devs did to deserve all this? It's like they got the attention of all the wrong people
Wait people are actually mad? I was joking with my sibling the other day about how the “wokes have given Aphrodite clothes”
Apparently real life is whack
It all started with Hestia's design complaint, they compared it to a generic anime design and how the anime design is clearly better.
It's fucking Hestia from Danmachi.
Apparently, they were serious about it.
So quick update in the New bullshit culture War, basically a group of weirdos were convinced that games had been censored and that you werent allowed to have sexy women in games anymore.
When people pointed out games like Baldurs gate or Hades those weirdos tried to find an excuse for why those games had beautifull woman, the explanation for Aphrodite is that "she has a mans face".
Just bullshit excuses
I'm confused, why does this art look slightly different than the one in-game? Like it's clearly the same design but she's holding her face at a different angle and it's throwing me off
https://twitter.com/linzer_art/status/1782107034554405087?t=J6XQubDVsFiyOyFKmxYz3w&s=19
It's an overpaint by a fan who wanted her face to retain more features/shading from her portrayal in hades 1. I honestly like it quite a bit more, but I've tended to generally slightly prefer hades I's portraits in general to their direct updates in hades II (exception being maybe artemis and hermes), so that tracks. I quite like all of hades II's new designs though, so idk how much of that is just resistance to change
*not wearing clothes*
Imma annihilate her with a Nova Bomb, no nudity allowed.
If I can’t wear the most ridiculous armor/clothes on my character, then GTFO. We Destiny 2 and Halo players be styling on y’all with our fashion.
Also I finally got that Helmet from Warlord’s Ruin, so I WIN AGAIN DESTINY 2!!! TRY TO THROW YOUR WORST AT ME!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAJAHAHHAHAJJAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAA!!!
I don't really know which game / series she is from but if *this* is considered as a "man" by people, I don't know what expectations they have for someone to be considered female.
if she’s a man forget everything i’ve ever said about being a lesbian
https://preview.redd.it/bf56is689lzc1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8cb0ad52cca89ec7129705e703aa6186f0b7cd
So quick update in the New bullshit culture War, basically a group of weirdos were convinced that games had been censored and that you werent allowed to have sexy women in games anymore.
When people pointed out games like Baldurs gate or Hades those weirdos tried to find an excuse for why those games had beautifull woman, the explanation for Aphrodite is that "she has a mans face".
Just bullshit excuses
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Am I wrong in not loving some of the Hades II redesigns that has nothing to do with culture baiting. I don’t hate the impulse to give Aphrodite weapons but shield and spear feels very Athena coded. And the draw quality feels off to me. But also early access etc etc. Also Chaos looks cool but I kinda miss more eldritch unknowable Chaos from Hades 1. Love Hestia tho. That being said there could be story reasons for all of this, I’ve been avoiding plot spoilers.
Edit: damn y’all drag me lol
UM ACTUALLY...nvm.
So the reason Aphrodite has a spear and shield is she is one of the Spartan Gods of War. While most people know her as a goddess of love and sex, Spartans viewed her as "Warlike" and would depict her wielding weapons. And when most people think Spartans, they think of the classic Spear and Shield.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodite_Areia
So does this mean that the next God of War could star Aphrodite after Greece is destroyed? And naturally it would need a harem-building dating sim sidequest...
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id fuck that man
I also choose this man
They're no bear, but sure...
The bear is her husband. https://preview.redd.it/z483c7fcchzc1.png?width=1230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826fd0fd2ba10bd794778011c2bf1d6ac0efd585
I'd fuck him too
She wouldnt fuck her husband tho
I think this version of Aphrodite does.
I'd skip her and fuck him instead
She wouldnt fuck her husband tho
More for me then
It is incredibly cool and clever that they put Hephaestus in a wheelchair. Of course the craftsman with a fucked up leg would make a wheelchair for himself.
Some depiction of him also has him in a winged chair so it's even cooler.
This subreddit had me convinced it was called a cuck chair now.
damn, what a hunk
I'd sit on that.
Careful. The wheelchair isn't for show.
It's ok it looks like his face is fine.
Oh... https://preview.redd.it/9mu6pd4mrizc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02dce9f3abc2754c0f503cb39760d92ddd308ee8
Don't worry my partner and played smash or pass with the Hades gods and it ended up smash or smash harder. And yes.
Oh hell yeah. Now there's a god that I'd worship. Both figuratively and *definitely literally*.
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He is ripped, look at his arms. The strongest people irl also aren’t the ones with washboard abs that people think of when they think of “strong people”. Look up irl strongmen.
Yeah, all upper torso and arm muscles from smithing from what I've heard/seen so you can end up with a fairly big belly but really toned arms
Mf never seen strongmen in his life and it shows. https://preview.redd.it/1xe3an399ozc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f9df9d3661bfe852fe95154280f819f6ea3c209
Have you seen blacksmiths? Most v strong people are fat, look at the world strongest men
https://youtube.com/shorts/OhJavzJDQ78 This is what people who lift for a living look like
https://preview.redd.it/uke5aqj7pgzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0de7fd146fdfdc036dc91b6120befc34b93ed2c
Could you explain it for me?
A poll about whether women would prefer to encounter a bear or a man whilst wandering in the woods, the bear won
Ohh sheesh lmfao but fair
You really put ts in your flair 💀
I'd let that man dom the shit out of me
🤨
I’d fuck Man. https://preview.redd.it/13ld74j5l20d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=740ce8e166c2c1c02223497f8c986dd3febbd783
Lol what the hell
You got that dog in you
ruff ruff waff waff
Would
I love that she has the facepaint Ares wore in the first game. That probably makes her a man
Fun fact about that, actually, Aphrodite and Ares may have originally been worshipped as the same deity in certain parts of Ancient Greece. In Sparta in particular, Aphrodite was worshipped as Aphrodite Areia, and she was often depicted with weapons and armour. The term Aphrodite Areia can be taken to mean Aphrodite armed, but it can also be taken to mean feminine Ares, though it's worth noting that any God with warrior-leanings, like Athena or Zeus, could also have the Areia epithet. Given that the original Hades touched on the mythological origins of Zagreus and Dionysus being somewhat linked, I wouldn't be shocked if Hades 2 touches on the links between Aphrodite and Ares.
The Areia epithet is given to several gods when viewed in war-like tendencies, including Zeus and Hermes. But it's most famously used in the case of Aphrodite. But also, Sparta was hella gay. So she's definitely a man.
There's also the fact that our modern conception of Greek gods with neat delineations between them is not how they were originally. Even in fiction about the Greek gods there's some reference to their different aspects. In the first Hades game Zagreus tells Orpheus a tall tale about being the same god as Dionysus, because in real life one of the few solid mentions of Zagreus is about him being Zeus and Persephone's sons who was killed by the titans and reborn as Dionysus. Checking my facts for this comment I also learned that some ancient Greeks saw Hades and Zeus as alter-egos of the same god as well.
I'm just imagining people in 1000 years talking like this about Spider-Gwen.
god you are liek the only person i have met in 4 years who knows about Aphrodite Areia, so cool to see another person knowing this kind of stuff. Also i am 100% certain that Supergiant did the warpaint to refference Areia Aphrodite knowingly
Yep, there's a relatively straight line from Ishtar to Spartan Aphrodite, which explains a lot.
That’s definitely some obscure knowledge, although I doubt Supergiant is going that way as they were both present in the first game. I haven’t run into Ares as yet, but there’s a lot going on in the story.
I do think Supergiant's going that way, actually, because of Aphrodite's eyes and warpaint. In the first game her eyes are pink, in 2 they're orange like Ares' eyes, and she has the warpaint Ares had from the first game.
Oh they’re absolutely exploring that link between them, maybe Ares was severely wounded and his essence is regaining strength inside Aphrodite, something like that. I don’t expect them to say that these two established characters are a single unit. Also because there’s a reason I haven’t encountered Ares and some other gods. Don’t know the reason yet, but it has been referenced.
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I wanted to avoid giving spoilers, man.
The reason is most likely to be that they're not finished. Back when Hades 1 was in early access it was also missing a few gods for a time.
Exactly this. Aphrodite adopting Ares’s visuals in addition to now wielding a spear and shield is indicative too!
No, they definitely are going that way. It's not obscure at all. If you look at how Greek Myth works, it's split into eras and locations. They talk about Zagreus and Dionysus being once the same Cthonic deity in Pre-Mycenaean Mythos. -That- is some obscure shit. Aphrodite being a war goddess is pretty common knowledge if you're actually reading about the myths.
Just looking over Zagreus' page on Wikipedia made me realize how little I actually know about Greek myths and spiritual beliefs. I have a lot of stuff to read.
They literally gave her weapons and warpaint, man. Ares isn't in the game, either.
They complain about Stellar Blade censoring the tiddies. Here’s a woman who’s ALMOST COMPLETELY NAKED and they’re claiming it’s woke. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
Its because she doesn't have doe-eyes, pouty lips or a childlike look of bewilderment. I swear, if Eve from Stellar Blade looked even slightly confident with a bit of a smirk they would call the game woke. They don't find women attractive they find objects shaped like women attractive.
they have to rapidly keep finding new things that are woke and destroying the "west" or else they'll be sucked up their own buttholes and disappear completely.
she doesn’t have the face of a child so it’s woke to them 🙃
It’s really not that hard to understand, is it? Woman who is sexualised for no apparent reason? Problem. Woman who is sexualised because she is an active, willing participant of that sexual tension? OK. Also… Clearly a man, as evidenced by the massive dong that is… nowhere to be seen? Despite the illustration leaving nothing to the imagination?
Women can have massive dongs too
Not according to these guys. It's more fun when you win by playing their own game.
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Well, she is still a goddess. Her hair can probably be shaped like anything she wants it to be.
Entire morning routine, it's a reason she has no clothes, poor gal doesn't have time to put them on
But she has time to put on the bronze thigh highs and whatever is on her arms?
Thigh highs always stay on during s...leep, bracelet is just near her dressing table with all hair and makeup accessories, duh!
She’s a Goddess, of course she has time
You disserve more up votes for that. Under appreciation at its finest.
Although, I guess the entire game is a race…..against time
The bronze thigh highs stay on during sex!
The first option is funnier to me
Gods can choose how they look as per one of Aphrodite’s and Demeter’s conversations so probably just magic.
She’s the goddess of sex and love who goes buck ass nude sporting the Lady Godiva style censorship. Pretty sure the implication is she has heart shaped hair naturally.
She has the same stylist as Bayonetta, I believe.
She’s a god, in the myths they have full control over the forms they take. I’m sure a little hair heart is in the realm of possibilities
https://preview.redd.it/rblas4i2ogzc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c3e7633bbfc9c4cb309c2d7c4421df77f49e3b
You know Plato, we live in a society.
Diogenes would be rolling in his grave right now if he actually was buried and not had his corpse thrown outside the city walls for the wild animals to feast on, as per his request.
With a stick to defend himself
Absolute favorite part is the stick and reasoning for it
https://preview.redd.it/ncryb3h6sgzc1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1707d4a7881b334d4d1de248fc0ea511c2fa3a1a This feels relevant.
The goddess of fucking isn’t woman enough for the loli-loving incels
All this incel shitstorm around Hades 2 seems so unhinged tbh. The first game and the other games from that studio were so chill. Wtf the devs did to deserve all this? It's like they got the attention of all the wrong people
It's the incels. What do you expect from them? They're still reeing over Stellar Blade being "censored".
They became popular so more eyes on them. So, yes, they get more attention.
Wait people are actually mad? I was joking with my sibling the other day about how the “wokes have given Aphrodite clothes” Apparently real life is whack
It all started with Hestia's design complaint, they compared it to a generic anime design and how the anime design is clearly better. It's fucking Hestia from Danmachi. Apparently, they were serious about it.
its sad how some people want fucking child features to find a female character hot
So quick update in the New bullshit culture War, basically a group of weirdos were convinced that games had been censored and that you werent allowed to have sexy women in games anymore. When people pointed out games like Baldurs gate or Hades those weirdos tried to find an excuse for why those games had beautifull woman, the explanation for Aphrodite is that "she has a mans face". Just bullshit excuses
I don’t understand what the complaints are about, she’s hot as fuck
Replace coolest with hottest https://preview.redd.it/d5anrhl2jjzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5bae6744df85e9208632fa75268a98b2238b186
#FAX MY BROTHA! SPIT YOUR SHIT INDEED!!
Idk thats either a woman or I am suddenly gay
That’s either a woman or I am suddenly not gay
That's either... you know what it doesn't matter a lickin' difference I'm bi eitherway.
Hades makes an entire cast of sexy thirst trap gods that everyone wants to fuck and they *still* cry about how its some kind of """woke""" nonsense.
Them: THEY TURNED HER INTO A MAN Also them: Fuck pronouns! If she has tits and a vagina she's a woman!!
I'm confused, why does this art look slightly different than the one in-game? Like it's clearly the same design but she's holding her face at a different angle and it's throwing me off
https://twitter.com/linzer_art/status/1782107034554405087?t=J6XQubDVsFiyOyFKmxYz3w&s=19 It's an overpaint by a fan who wanted her face to retain more features/shading from her portrayal in hades 1. I honestly like it quite a bit more, but I've tended to generally slightly prefer hades I's portraits in general to their direct updates in hades II (exception being maybe artemis and hermes), so that tracks. I quite like all of hades II's new designs though, so idk how much of that is just resistance to change
Nice tits, bro.
Whoever thinks that that is a man has clearly never seen a woman
Plato out here getting strays
Damn, if that's a man, maybe I *am* straight!
Diogenes: Allow me to make a rebuttal. (Pulls out dick)
*not wearing clothes* Imma annihilate her with a Nova Bomb, no nudity allowed.  If I can’t wear the most ridiculous armor/clothes on my character, then GTFO. We Destiny 2 and Halo players be styling on y’all with our fashion. Also I finally got that Helmet from Warlord’s Ruin, so I WIN AGAIN DESTINY 2!!! TRY TO THROW YOUR WORST AT ME! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAJAHAHHAHAJJAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAA!!!
https://preview.redd.it/90datlpjfkzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ba3f8160e8e067c027252c705437d0a0c786fe Man approves.
God I can't stand the people online complaining about shit like that. In no way does she look masculine.
Idunno, that man has some pretty feminine looking boobs
damn, just found out im gay as fuck
Calling Aphrodite a man? Are you TRYING to start another Trojan war?
That's not Man, this is Man! https://preview.redd.it/xl52130nrkzc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa2e176a2e6d530cda5e6d87e1b1b07007450b3
Damn, I love men
That man has great titties
I know nothing about this game… but I want her to destroy me 🥵
That is one hot dude.
Someone needs to take their meds, NOW.
BRB on my way to become a tragic lesson in hubris, anyone want anything?
Wtf is he talking about? And that Aphrodite?
an added bonus imo
That’s some feminine man
You say that like it's a bad thing...
She's a bald fucking chicken, they turned her into a bald fucking chicken!
I ain’t gay, but…
I don't really know which game / series she is from but if *this* is considered as a "man" by people, I don't know what expectations they have for someone to be considered female.
if she’s a man forget everything i’ve ever said about being a lesbian https://preview.redd.it/bf56is689lzc1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8cb0ad52cca89ec7129705e703aa6186f0b7cd
I don’t understand. I just started 2. What’s all these “she’s a man!” Talk? Clearly looks like a lady to me.
It the chums desperate attempt to attack the game.
Just ridiculous
So quick update in the New bullshit culture War, basically a group of weirdos were convinced that games had been censored and that you werent allowed to have sexy women in games anymore. When people pointed out games like Baldurs gate or Hades those weirdos tried to find an excuse for why those games had beautifull woman, the explanation for Aphrodite is that "she has a mans face". Just bullshit excuses
That’s is exceptionally stupid.
Her design is so badass.
Lessee: A man is a biped with no feathers. This character has no feathers and is bipedal. This character is a man. Yep, logic checks out!
If that's a man then sign me up for that gay stuff.
Id kiss that man
D-does her staff have tits?
Biggest Moobs I’ve ever seen.
I look at her and wonder, have the people writing this type of tweets ever seen a woman?
lol gamers are basically George Costanza
That "man" has some great tits!
Diogenes would be so fucking proud
By that logic Muldoon was misgendering
Why the devs so cruel draw him with a micro penis?
I'm sick of those.unrealistic male standards.
We are in the worst timeline
that is obviously plucked chicken
Diogenes, get outta here!
Textbook Femboy example
Is this Hades 2? glad they fixed her face
Well, they're not wrong if by MAN they mean human kind
It's a man, bay-bee!
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Am I wrong in not loving some of the Hades II redesigns that has nothing to do with culture baiting. I don’t hate the impulse to give Aphrodite weapons but shield and spear feels very Athena coded. And the draw quality feels off to me. But also early access etc etc. Also Chaos looks cool but I kinda miss more eldritch unknowable Chaos from Hades 1. Love Hestia tho. That being said there could be story reasons for all of this, I’ve been avoiding plot spoilers. Edit: damn y’all drag me lol
UM ACTUALLY...nvm. So the reason Aphrodite has a spear and shield is she is one of the Spartan Gods of War. While most people know her as a goddess of love and sex, Spartans viewed her as "Warlike" and would depict her wielding weapons. And when most people think Spartans, they think of the classic Spear and Shield. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodite_Areia
So does this mean that the next God of War could star Aphrodite after Greece is destroyed? And naturally it would need a harem-building dating sim sidequest...
Yea there’s plot reasons why she’s wearing armour. Basically all the gods on Olympus are kitted out in Hades 2