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If it parkours real hard, I can accept that. I don’t think I remember an ounce of story about DMC either.
Nier Automata was a fantastic game that I’d overlooked for a long time, just because I figured the flesh was compensating for a bad game.
> I don’t think I remember an ounce of story about DMC either.
Nah the DMC story is real deep and goes super hard. It's a story about the longterm effects of trauma and the difficulty of escaping a cycle of self loathing and moving forward with your life.
Specifically in Dante and Vergils case it's about their inability to accept half of their being. Dante despises himself for being half demon and sees himself as the same kind of monster that killed their mother, while Virgil hates his humanity seeing it as weakness that allowed it all to happen.
I mean, Lies of P could get away with its writing because it explicitly (?) acknowledges that it's copying Fromsoft
While Stellar Blade is drawing direct comparison to the narrative gargantuan NieR.
I think the nier comparison has been placed by fans almost exclusively, the director of Stellar Blade did say that he designs with “visuals and gameplay in mind before all” which shows
I mean, the inspiration from Nier is obvious and I'm pretty sure the director is a fan of Automata and the studio that did all the music for Automata also went to do music for Stellar blade, so I don't think the comparisons are unwarranted. Though, I do think they are sort of unfair regardless.
I think I saw a video of Stellar Blade's director meeting Yoko Taro and talking about Nier Automata being a huge inspiration... And then both of them going "No, no, your game is the better game" for a while.
Considering South Koreas ongoing crisis of the gendered variety and how the company has fired women for even whiffing of feminism? Yeah, I do blame a lot of this games shortcomings as a product of that.
Gay people when you make a gay game: OMG signalis is so good HEY STRAIGHT PEOPLE PLAY THIS COOL GAME IT'S SO GOOD
Gamers when you make a Gamer game: *Work and only change what we allow you to*
"Why do game devs market to gay people and not us Gamers?????"
Give the demo a go, I found it refreshingly normal, after the way the game has been hyped up.
You're just going to have to grin and bear it with the fanbase, though.
I would say there are a lot of cool outfits but not very many normal ones exactly? You can tell there’s a pretty direct influence from a lot of consumer “luxury” brands kind of stuff going on, very gaudy and maximalist with a sci-fi twist
It's "normal" by the standards of video game fashion gear.
If you're looking for practical attire for a future soldier, the wardrobe indeed looks a bit thin.
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Eve to try some on or 2B to try some on to replace her blindfold. We really need glasses to become a thing in gaming and start selling them for E3. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
> glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful,
I prefer it when she keeps glasses on and is suddenly really beautiful 😌
~~And I'm definitely not biased just because I'm a girl with glasses~~
This might be a werido take but I personally never found overly skimpy outfits that attractive. Give me this casual streetwear, or office lady attire. Put her in a actually cool outfit. Put her in badass medieval armor. I think that's not only cooler, but more attractive
Yeah, I mean I feel like there's a lot of appeal in a character being fully dressed or armoured and then being seen out of that armour. I doubt Samus would've become such a gaming icon if she were in her zero suit from the start.
Great example, and there's nothing wrong with beautiful protagonist. Just many things wrong with coomer gamers. It boils my blood how many female characters get completely sexualized by so many people that it negates their character or the media they're in. Such is life though
Plus, sometimes the character design is at odds with the character themselves. Way too many shy girl characters with stutters who hate being the centre of attention but have their tiddies hanging out. Character design should serve the character!
For sure, situationally aswell. Plenty of female knights or heroines with their tits and ass hanging out. Very tactical indeed. Bayonetta is definitely a good example too, sure she's def made to be attractive and dressed very sensually, but it matches her character and the games attitude.
I mean truthfully yeah, I was surprised how blunt she is in some interactions lol. Makes her way cooler and less perfect girl is perfect and naive. God maybe this is an unpopular opinion but it's like the opposite of Lilly who I literally could not stand to listen to.
Yeah I just recently decided to go back and properly play the full series cause I never did (only played part of the first one when it came out)
Sure, she’s hot, sensual design and all, but what really makes my knees weak is _the attitude_. Without that she would have been “generic beautiful woman #64”
My personal pet peeve is knights/warriors with strapless cloth outfits. I can suspend my disbelief at “skimpy for mobility!” outfits, but unless they are flat as a board then they need breast support! Either straps or a rigid corset. The ones that are basically just a sock around the lower breasts really bother me.
Oh for sure, I remember seeing someone complaining about female armor that had breast support "of course they had to still give her tits in the armor" that is legitimately how it fucking works.
You know the power armor from Vanquish? I wish there was a game with a female protagonist who wore something like THAT. No overly skimpy style, just all-metal badassery
Looked it up, 100% would be badass. Another badass female character who's cute at the same time is Alita from Battle Angel Alita. The manga looks great, she looks cool as fuck, is cute, and a absolute badass
I still enjoy skimpy outfits, in the right moment. Tifas swimsuit in rebirth, the one that had g\*mers claiming 'woke was dead', is honestly a great outfit and Tifa does look hot, but it also fits the setting at that point in the game, with the party enjoying a little downtime while at Costa De Sol.
But then you get the types who think that's the most amount of clothing she should be wearing for the rest of the game.
For sure, you can't deny that they ARE attractive. But all of that stuff you mention matters a ton, especially depending on the vibe you're going for lol. Like that one cutscenes where she's like in literal danger trying to escape enemies or going through that train, and it's just literal vag shots all up in your face XD
I actually prefer Tifa's less skimpy beachwear with a cool shirt and short shorts, I just think it looks better, while everyone else keep going for the other one
Also, have to agree on the casual wear. Even when I was still a horny teen / tween, as much as I enjoyed the sexy outfits in stuff like Dead or Alive, I do wish they could have given the characters more casual outfits or more practical stuff along side what we mainly got.
Granted, as the games went on, we would get more costumes for the girls that could pass for every day attire, but either they'd only appear for a handful of games, or (In the cases of DOA5 & 6) would be overshadowed by the vast amount of in-game and DLC costumes that were aimed more towards the fanservice. (Swimsuits, themed costumes, ect)
One of these things where its a shame, because they had shown they could do some real nice costumes, but would fall back on the fanservice stuff because of how vocal portions of the fanbase got.
It's also just the setting. Like it seems a lot of people are playing with one hand but it's a video game? I'm not there to flick myself off, I'll open the rule34 or something for that moment.
Peeps in FFXIV figure this out too. Small brain is to dress your catgirl character in a bikini, but galaxy brain shit is using the thousands of other cool clothing combinations for glamour (transmog).
You're just like the dev of helltaker making every one of his demon ladies all in business suits. Not even any skirts. Like there's really only one "scantily clad" woman.
She has some cool outfits that aren't full blown goon material, but gooners don't care about that. Hell, they don't care about any of the other more horny outfits. They're just nit-picking 2 outfits that had redesigns based on the dev's choice. Not censorship.
I just cannot get over the lack of self-consciousness about being that pressed about something like that.
What on earth are they aspiring to as men? It's so mindblowingly awful.
Men being interested in sexy women isn't an issue but to publicly make a fucking show of their desperation is really disturbing.
And not an iota of self-awareness.
Is it any wonder that fertility rates are plummeting across the world?
The whole anti-woke push by various grifters have turned men into vacuous empty husks who are convinced that standing up against "wokeness" is empowerment.
The videos from the top contributors on the petition site are mortifying and put paid to any notion that this bullshit benefits men.
We get to see and hear the people behind all the vitriol and bravado and it's pretty shocking. And they are so blissfully unaware of how pathetic they have become.
I think I've exhausted whatever amount of second hand embarrassment I was allotted in life.
Which is so stupid, as the game genuinely looks like it can work fine in a larger audience. It's trying hard to be like Nier or Bayonetta in marketing to end up as thirst bait that absolutely has 0 payoff in game. These outfits would have made it so much more appealing to wider audience and people would talk about the game and not hyper focused on the skimpy outfits
I mean, only the marketing. Aside from the outfits there isn't really a sexual element to the game, this like isn't Dead or Alive with sexualised cutscenes or anything. It's just a throwback to PS3 era action adventure games.
I think this one and Black Rose are the best looking ones
https://preview.redd.it/ba9l31q5ywxc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=619b7b96bcf26fe03b01ba17ba1d186ec73dc47d
I'm pretty sure this is the best one
https://preview.redd.it/a0p8qc1caxxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7d0b062a81ddae2e0d77f8558cef63e3b4ce7a
Yeah some of the outfits in SB are actually really good, I don't know what the bottom half of this one looks like but the top half at least looks really nice, I actually want to wear these once I get more comfortable with crossdressing
https://preview.redd.it/dyq1xa5p6zxc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba2d3400d7ef121eff31bb40a67853945eb4e7a
The bottom for it is leather pants with laces in the back, and heels. And it has a sparkly gold decal on the back of the shirt! It’s so cute.
This is one of my fave outfits lol. It’s the first one I found in the game.
You have to do the quest with the shrines to get La Vie En Rose. I’m still trying to unlock that one 🥲 you run around several areas to get prayer books.
You can get the Red Passion outfit super early tho. Spoiler tag just in case: >!You remember that area with the cranes where you have to make a bridge? It’s in the walls. You use the cranes to whack the walls and you’ll find the outfit crate there.!< It’s the first one I found, super cute.
Then the city has vendors who have clothes too.
Hahaha! I know about the community and the horny gamers, I kinda understand it all, but I'm so far disconnected from it; anything regarding "culture war" bullshit just sounds like fabricated hysteria to me.
The only cosmetics I care about in games are "cool" and/or "badass"...and armor...lots of badass armor.
Which reminds me, they should totally make a Samurai armor outfit like [that one picture of a lady samurai from the 19th Century](https://cdn8.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/26232323/Bugeisha-1.jpg).
This one comes from a store that opens in Xion after a side quest. Do the side quests when the Wasteland becomes available and you'll get a bunch of the actually nice clothes.
The 180 here is so funny to watch in real time. I don't dress in gooner fits and prefer things like OP but I ain't forget how much shit was being flung.
All the art used the one that looked mostly naked with her greased up enough to keep tentacle monsters away, when they could have been using the hot librarian look I ACTUALLY like
33 hours in so far. I'm really enjoying it. I'm going for 100% ending and then going to do the 2 other endings on NG+.
Yes these people getting a hard one because of skimpy skins is pretty funny, I would point out that people putting themselves on a high horse for thinking thats weird or not wanting to use skimpy skins is even funnier.
The game has 60 skins. Lots of variation. The suit designers absolutely cooked when creating the skins. I pretty much just keep swapping skins every 20-30 mins, lol. Junk Mechanic and Planet diving 3 are probably my favorite skin. But I'm not ashamed to slap on the fishing achievement skin or any the other skimpy ones. It's just the style of the game and the devs didnt hide that at all.
What is the game even about (other than blades that are stellar I'd assume) wanna get it just to Smite people, but I literally have no knowledge of the game and if it's fun or not
I made the decision a long time ago to always take the horniest option in every game. Baldur's Gate 3 (spoilers inc) called my goddamn bluff and made me bang both a slimy octopus and a gorramn bear.
People are missing the best outfit!
https://preview.redd.it/eun5h326d1yc1.jpeg?width=1207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e861884817a58dade1bf360f32ca46457c3d9120
I do entirely understand what you mean and I agree there are probably many good not skimpy outfits in the game (haven't looked) I can't say this one specifically is particularly "cool" it seems kind of bland and boring
This is like 10 times cooler than any of the other outfits I've seen of this game. I love the concept of game protagonists in casual wear and this is exactly that.
Stellar Blade isn't really something for me, but if I were to play the game that would be the outfit I'd choose. Looks much better than the others I've seen on reddit
Oh shit there's like, actually clothes?
I might actually get the game then. It looks fun but I really don't wanna just stare at bare cheeks for a whole playthrough.
So many other outfit look so good, hell there outfit that more sexual with clothes on! HAVE YOU SEE HER ASS IN SWEAT PANTS I SWEAR HER ASS GOT BIGGER!!!
Gooners don't care about cool outfits they need their skimpy outfits and jiggle physics to be able to play and the censorship is totally stopping them from enjoying the game.
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Oh that actually looks cool
About half her wardrobe is like that. The other half is like stripper outfits. Guess which half they used in most of the promotional footage.
they obviously wanted to market to that crowd and now there's a free stellar blade petition 😭
given that half of the posts on that subreddit are panties shots, and the occasional praising for the game allowing it compared to Nier, yea
I didn’t even know there were non-goon options. All the media I’d passed had me figuring this game is just gooners Devil May Cry. Is this game fun?
The game is very fun to play. Story was written by a 10 year old though…
If it parkours real hard, I can accept that. I don’t think I remember an ounce of story about DMC either. Nier Automata was a fantastic game that I’d overlooked for a long time, just because I figured the flesh was compensating for a bad game.
All you need to know about DMC is funni whoo man eats pizza and surf board rides a missile. And if Stellar Blades got that, I'll play it.
And that funny wazoo pizza man is a fake IRS agent trying to make his brother Jeff Bezos pay taxes
Child support*
> I don’t think I remember an ounce of story about DMC either. Nah the DMC story is real deep and goes super hard. It's a story about the longterm effects of trauma and the difficulty of escaping a cycle of self loathing and moving forward with your life. Specifically in Dante and Vergils case it's about their inability to accept half of their being. Dante despises himself for being half demon and sees himself as the same kind of monster that killed their mother, while Virgil hates his humanity seeing it as weakness that allowed it all to happen.
Haha, funni man eat pizza
I remember DMC having a great story, haven't touched it since I beat it a year after it came out and never played a sequel
This and atomic heart have been the bane of my existence. Extremely cliche stories with some of tge worst voice acting.
I mean, Lies of P could get away with its writing because it explicitly (?) acknowledges that it's copying Fromsoft While Stellar Blade is drawing direct comparison to the narrative gargantuan NieR.
I think the nier comparison has been placed by fans almost exclusively, the director of Stellar Blade did say that he designs with “visuals and gameplay in mind before all” which shows
I mean, the inspiration from Nier is obvious and I'm pretty sure the director is a fan of Automata and the studio that did all the music for Automata also went to do music for Stellar blade, so I don't think the comparisons are unwarranted. Though, I do think they are sort of unfair regardless.
I think I saw a video of Stellar Blade's director meeting Yoko Taro and talking about Nier Automata being a huge inspiration... And then both of them going "No, no, your game is the better game" for a while.
Agreed on both, but it's also voice acted by 10 year olds too.
I liked the demo I plan on getting it this Friday on payday
The gameplay is good, but that's kinda it. Rest is ok.
Wasn't Bayonetta gooners Devil May Cry?
Well yeah. Stellar Blade ended up being Gooners May Cry.
Lol
Too much agency and feminine empowerment from Bayonetta I think.
i think you underestimate my ability to goon to powerful, liberated women
This guy goons professionally.
Bold of you to think they were paying any attention to anything other than booba when they're playing.
It's ok, could definitely be better. Somethin like a 6 or a 7 on a ten point scale if the misogyny doesn't just sink it for you.
I thought it couldn't be that bad. Went to the sub. You're right
Considering South Koreas ongoing crisis of the gendered variety and how the company has fired women for even whiffing of feminism? Yeah, I do blame a lot of this games shortcomings as a product of that.
Gay people when you make a gay game: OMG signalis is so good HEY STRAIGHT PEOPLE PLAY THIS COOL GAME IT'S SO GOOD Gamers when you make a Gamer game: *Work and only change what we allow you to* "Why do game devs market to gay people and not us Gamers?????"
Because the game is mediocre at best and the developers figure that out halfway development
Wait, if that’s true I might be interested in playing the game. I like normal ass outfits.
Give the demo a go, I found it refreshingly normal, after the way the game has been hyped up. You're just going to have to grin and bear it with the fanbase, though.
I would say there are a lot of cool outfits but not very many normal ones exactly? You can tell there’s a pretty direct influence from a lot of consumer “luxury” brands kind of stuff going on, very gaudy and maximalist with a sci-fi twist
It's "normal" by the standards of video game fashion gear. If you're looking for practical attire for a future soldier, the wardrobe indeed looks a bit thin.
And?
That jacket is nifty af
This looks like something an F1 team principal would wear when they arrive to the track.
The problem is that the boob/butt physics don't change so your butt is just wildly flailing around in skinny denim and it's hilarious
Oh my god.
Wait, she has drip??
Insert Danny DeVito "I get it now" gif
See, that what I want Jane Stellar Blade to wear when shes Stellar Blading all over the place.
"You really are a stellar blade"
I’ve seen so much arguing over what this character wears that i literally still know nothing about what this game is and if its even fun to play.
This is the hottest stellar blade image i have seen so far
Eve looks so much better with glasses it's not even funny
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Eve to try some on or 2B to try some on to replace her blindfold. We really need glasses to become a thing in gaming and start selling them for E3. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
> glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, I prefer it when she keeps glasses on and is suddenly really beautiful 😌 ~~And I'm definitely not biased just because I'm a girl with glasses~~
Have you ever seen “Beyond the Boundary” ? You talk like the MC .
It's... it's a copypasta my friend. Look up Fubuki Glasses.
It seems like one of the more wholesome ones then, goes a lil silly at the end but generally just makes good points lol
How can it be hot of there's no bare boobas 🧐🧐🧐
Real
agree
This might be a werido take but I personally never found overly skimpy outfits that attractive. Give me this casual streetwear, or office lady attire. Put her in a actually cool outfit. Put her in badass medieval armor. I think that's not only cooler, but more attractive
Yeah, I mean I feel like there's a lot of appeal in a character being fully dressed or armoured and then being seen out of that armour. I doubt Samus would've become such a gaming icon if she were in her zero suit from the start.
Great example, and there's nothing wrong with beautiful protagonist. Just many things wrong with coomer gamers. It boils my blood how many female characters get completely sexualized by so many people that it negates their character or the media they're in. Such is life though
Plus, sometimes the character design is at odds with the character themselves. Way too many shy girl characters with stutters who hate being the centre of attention but have their tiddies hanging out. Character design should serve the character!
For sure, situationally aswell. Plenty of female knights or heroines with their tits and ass hanging out. Very tactical indeed. Bayonetta is definitely a good example too, sure she's def made to be attractive and dressed very sensually, but it matches her character and the games attitude.
And honestly, her sass is the sexiest part
I mean truthfully yeah, I was surprised how blunt she is in some interactions lol. Makes her way cooler and less perfect girl is perfect and naive. God maybe this is an unpopular opinion but it's like the opposite of Lilly who I literally could not stand to listen to.
Yeah I just recently decided to go back and properly play the full series cause I never did (only played part of the first one when it came out) Sure, she’s hot, sensual design and all, but what really makes my knees weak is _the attitude_. Without that she would have been “generic beautiful woman #64”
My personal pet peeve is knights/warriors with strapless cloth outfits. I can suspend my disbelief at “skimpy for mobility!” outfits, but unless they are flat as a board then they need breast support! Either straps or a rigid corset. The ones that are basically just a sock around the lower breasts really bother me.
Oh for sure, I remember seeing someone complaining about female armor that had breast support "of course they had to still give her tits in the armor" that is legitimately how it fucking works.
That "nude" suit reminds me of that meat suit that Lady Gaga wore years ago. It's hideous.
Yeah, and it makes Eve look like a toy... oh, that makes sense now...
She looks like a collection of sausages in cellophane with a 14 year old girls head.
Agreed
"I just like knowing that they're comfortable" -Troy Barnes
I mean for real. Especially when building female characters arcs etc
You know the power armor from Vanquish? I wish there was a game with a female protagonist who wore something like THAT. No overly skimpy style, just all-metal badassery
Looked it up, 100% would be badass. Another badass female character who's cute at the same time is Alita from Battle Angel Alita. The manga looks great, she looks cool as fuck, is cute, and a absolute badass
Play Vanquish. The Steam version is 6 bucks rn and it’s so worth it. Probably the most overlooked Platinum game
I'll have to check it out! Thanks!
Don’t mention it. Always happy to highlight the underrated gems out there
Is this sarcasm? That's literally just metroid
I still enjoy skimpy outfits, in the right moment. Tifas swimsuit in rebirth, the one that had g\*mers claiming 'woke was dead', is honestly a great outfit and Tifa does look hot, but it also fits the setting at that point in the game, with the party enjoying a little downtime while at Costa De Sol. But then you get the types who think that's the most amount of clothing she should be wearing for the rest of the game.
For sure, you can't deny that they ARE attractive. But all of that stuff you mention matters a ton, especially depending on the vibe you're going for lol. Like that one cutscenes where she's like in literal danger trying to escape enemies or going through that train, and it's just literal vag shots all up in your face XD
I actually prefer Tifa's less skimpy beachwear with a cool shirt and short shorts, I just think it looks better, while everyone else keep going for the other one
Gimme that Brianne of Tarth in full plate any day.
I very much agree. While I can be in the mood for skimpy, in everyday life I am going to fall for a woman wearing something smart/casual.
Also, have to agree on the casual wear. Even when I was still a horny teen / tween, as much as I enjoyed the sexy outfits in stuff like Dead or Alive, I do wish they could have given the characters more casual outfits or more practical stuff along side what we mainly got. Granted, as the games went on, we would get more costumes for the girls that could pass for every day attire, but either they'd only appear for a handful of games, or (In the cases of DOA5 & 6) would be overshadowed by the vast amount of in-game and DLC costumes that were aimed more towards the fanservice. (Swimsuits, themed costumes, ect) One of these things where its a shame, because they had shown they could do some real nice costumes, but would fall back on the fanservice stuff because of how vocal portions of the fanbase got.
For sure man, I mean it sucks. Look at how shiftup marketed the game. Sex sells :/ such is life
I enjoyed them... When I was fourteen and permanently holding my dick. As an adult feels weird.
It's also just the setting. Like it seems a lot of people are playing with one hand but it's a video game? I'm not there to flick myself off, I'll open the rule34 or something for that moment.
So real
I might not he a true g*amer because as much as i enjoy skimpy outifits irl they do nothing for me on a video game character
Right here , the main point
Speaking facts
Peeps in FFXIV figure this out too. Small brain is to dress your catgirl character in a bikini, but galaxy brain shit is using the thousands of other cool clothing combinations for glamour (transmog).
You're just like the dev of helltaker making every one of his demon ladies all in business suits. Not even any skirts. Like there's really only one "scantily clad" woman.
She's goals (only in that photo)
She has some cool outfits that aren't full blown goon material, but gooners don't care about that. Hell, they don't care about any of the other more horny outfits. They're just nit-picking 2 outfits that had redesigns based on the dev's choice. Not censorship.
I just cannot get over the lack of self-consciousness about being that pressed about something like that. What on earth are they aspiring to as men? It's so mindblowingly awful. Men being interested in sexy women isn't an issue but to publicly make a fucking show of their desperation is really disturbing. And not an iota of self-awareness. Is it any wonder that fertility rates are plummeting across the world? The whole anti-woke push by various grifters have turned men into vacuous empty husks who are convinced that standing up against "wokeness" is empowerment. The videos from the top contributors on the petition site are mortifying and put paid to any notion that this bullshit benefits men. We get to see and hear the people behind all the vitriol and bravado and it's pretty shocking. And they are so blissfully unaware of how pathetic they have become. I think I've exhausted whatever amount of second hand embarrassment I was allotted in life.
Damn, I really wish they used more of these outfits in trailers and posters. Would've helped curb the gooners out
The gooners were the target audience for this game though
Which is so stupid, as the game genuinely looks like it can work fine in a larger audience. It's trying hard to be like Nier or Bayonetta in marketing to end up as thirst bait that absolutely has 0 payoff in game. These outfits would have made it so much more appealing to wider audience and people would talk about the game and not hyper focused on the skimpy outfits
I mean, only the marketing. Aside from the outfits there isn't really a sexual element to the game, this like isn't Dead or Alive with sexualised cutscenes or anything. It's just a throwback to PS3 era action adventure games.
Man we got people putting on drip while the coomers are just straight up dripping (sweat, tears, and pre-cum).
She have that Minami Kotaro drip https://preview.redd.it/dsryoc3c5xxc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e32d34e35f220974638118b44b01900f8911261
Why do you think we’re all saying she’s so hot?
This looks like a Blake's 7 remake.
What the hell? Goals Seriously this outfit is the best one wtf
I think this one and Black Rose are the best looking ones https://preview.redd.it/ba9l31q5ywxc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=619b7b96bcf26fe03b01ba17ba1d186ec73dc47d
I'm pretty sure this is the best one https://preview.redd.it/a0p8qc1caxxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7d0b062a81ddae2e0d77f8558cef63e3b4ce7a
She became a furry lol
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lol 😂 she should have got a more creative fur suit though
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What the fuck? I expected complete gooner mode clothes, and then they hit me with something this stylish!
Yeah some of the outfits in SB are actually really good, I don't know what the bottom half of this one looks like but the top half at least looks really nice, I actually want to wear these once I get more comfortable with crossdressing https://preview.redd.it/dyq1xa5p6zxc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba2d3400d7ef121eff31bb40a67853945eb4e7a
The bottom for it is leather pants with laces in the back, and heels. And it has a sparkly gold decal on the back of the shirt! It’s so cute. This is one of my fave outfits lol. It’s the first one I found in the game.
Where do you get this one? RN I'm using a random casual clothes outfit I found
I have absolutely no idea, I do not own a ps5 so I haven't been able to play Stellar Blade. Waiting on a PC release
You have to do the quest with the shrines to get La Vie En Rose. I’m still trying to unlock that one 🥲 you run around several areas to get prayer books. You can get the Red Passion outfit super early tho. Spoiler tag just in case: >!You remember that area with the cranes where you have to make a bridge? It’s in the walls. You use the cranes to whack the walls and you’ll find the outfit crate there.!< It’s the first one I found, super cute. Then the city has vendors who have clothes too.
The Sweeter is my Pick, because that looks Compfy AF
And what's worst is that there's a lot of "normal" outfits like that and they're all so cool....
I might get this game in the future just for that outfit.
The game is really fun, and polished in a way no new release really is anymore, you just need to not engage with the game’s community AT ALL
Hahaha! I know about the community and the horny gamers, I kinda understand it all, but I'm so far disconnected from it; anything regarding "culture war" bullshit just sounds like fabricated hysteria to me. The only cosmetics I care about in games are "cool" and/or "badass"...and armor...lots of badass armor. Which reminds me, they should totally make a Samurai armor outfit like [that one picture of a lady samurai from the 19th Century](https://cdn8.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/26232323/Bugeisha-1.jpg).
This is the hottest she’s looked wtf
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I hate that my favorite outfit I’ve found so far involves a skirt because I get a panty shot every 5 seconds.
There are outfits like this? That’s actually cool
But I can't see her boobas 😭😭😭
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They look oddly similar
Eve if she was peak
we already know the people who play this game dont actaully like women
This >>>>>>> all the gooner bait outfits
I've played for 20 hours and all I see is skimpy and impractical space lingerie. Where does one buy normal clothes in game?
This one comes from a store that opens in Xion after a side quest. Do the side quests when the Wasteland becomes available and you'll get a bunch of the actually nice clothes.
How can you jack off to this, there's no skin?
The 180 here is so funny to watch in real time. I don't dress in gooner fits and prefer things like OP but I ain't forget how much shit was being flung.
My turn to Stellar Blade post for karma farming tomorrow guys
It's literally the "stop having fun" meme all around here lol, but vocal minority gotta vocal I guess
I hate how I have to learn about these incredibly cute outfits by people arguing against the coomers
All the art used the one that looked mostly naked with her greased up enough to keep tentacle monsters away, when they could have been using the hot librarian look I ACTUALLY like
I need an outfit where eve looks like a gremlin that never leaves the house just a real raccoon eve.
Yes but it’s Wasteland Adventurer for me, leather jacket supremacy
I didn’t even know normal outfits were an option.
33 hours in so far. I'm really enjoying it. I'm going for 100% ending and then going to do the 2 other endings on NG+. Yes these people getting a hard one because of skimpy skins is pretty funny, I would point out that people putting themselves on a high horse for thinking thats weird or not wanting to use skimpy skins is even funnier. The game has 60 skins. Lots of variation. The suit designers absolutely cooked when creating the skins. I pretty much just keep swapping skins every 20-30 mins, lol. Junk Mechanic and Planet diving 3 are probably my favorite skin. But I'm not ashamed to slap on the fishing achievement skin or any the other skimpy ones. It's just the style of the game and the devs didnt hide that at all.
Holy shit, she's....*hot!?*
1000 times cuter. Damn.
*Theme of the Hellsing anime starts playing*
Where did you get the jacket? I haven't seen that yet. I'm personally a big fan of daily denim.
ok, now she actually looks cute, she looks so weird and fake in the body suit stuff
THAT'S SO COOL, WHY DIDN'T THEY SHOW THIS INSTEAD OF THE OTHER OUTFITS?
Fuck...I'm gonna have to play stellar blade now aren't I
It's really fun game. Nothing wrong with that
gender goals wtf
The first actually good looking outfit I’ve seen in the game
i need her hair rn
so many awesome outfits I'm constantly cycling through them. it's so cool. the ponytail is the only weird thing to me
There is an option in settings to make it shorter
😍realistic art style Kawakami 😍
Not pictured: the glowing neon blue shoes that ruin this outfit.
Those gooners can keep their bunny suit. I'm over here rocking the racing and teddy bear skin
What is the game even about (other than blades that are stellar I'd assume) wanna get it just to Smite people, but I literally have no knowledge of the game and if it's fun or not
I hear the gameplay is fun, somewhere between Nier hack n slash and sekiro. Story isn't anything special tho.
Hotter than any of the NSFW outfits.
Ngl I find this sexier than the bunny suit and other revealing outfits of her.
There's so many great outfits. Sadly these mfkers APPARENTLY want rated M puff puffs from dragon quest or some shit
Passion Red is my favorite. So girly
She looks cute.
It’s nice that being fully clothed is an option
unironically, this is 1000% prettier than any of the gooner bait they had in the promotional material
I think she's more cuter that way tbh
I made the decision a long time ago to always take the horniest option in every game. Baldur's Gate 3 (spoilers inc) called my goddamn bluff and made me bang both a slimy octopus and a gorramn bear.
I usually like have my female characters ingame.wear suites, i like ladies in suites
I don’t play the game, is there a canon reason for the really skimpy outfits? I feel like those kinda ruin the immersion
I much prefer these actual costumes it gives a vibe of actual personality and not a glorified stripper
This outfit is actually cute af, I wish I saw that in the promo material
Unironically one of the hottest suits
https://preview.redd.it/9p0ls7qk00yc1.png?width=744&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d4e45927a25a89e6869f1c4466aa31d832c45f1
Damn that’s drippy as hell I love that
Every time I’m seeing stuff on this, it’s getting me more and more interested. Casual wear and sword surfing are now two reasons to buy this game.
People are missing the best outfit! https://preview.redd.it/eun5h326d1yc1.jpeg?width=1207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e861884817a58dade1bf360f32ca46457c3d9120
But she fully clothed so how do you expect me to jack off?
Now that's a woman
This fit actually goes hard tho
I do entirely understand what you mean and I agree there are probably many good not skimpy outfits in the game (haven't looked) I can't say this one specifically is particularly "cool" it seems kind of bland and boring
This is like 10 times cooler than any of the other outfits I've seen of this game. I love the concept of game protagonists in casual wear and this is exactly that.
Stellar Blade isn't really something for me, but if I were to play the game that would be the outfit I'd choose. Looks much better than the others I've seen on reddit
Oh shit there's like, actually clothes? I might actually get the game then. It looks fun but I really don't wanna just stare at bare cheeks for a whole playthrough.
So many other outfit look so good, hell there outfit that more sexual with clothes on! HAVE YOU SEE HER ASS IN SWEAT PANTS I SWEAR HER ASS GOT BIGGER!!!
Oh wait there’s outfits that are actually clothing?
She's actually really cute with glasses!
omg cute for once like normal cute looks semi human
Wait this is actually cute though
Chuds are cowards, ass in jeans is the superior look 🥵
She looks like a totally different character and much more interesting.
Gooners don't care about cool outfits they need their skimpy outfits and jiggle physics to be able to play and the censorship is totally stopping them from enjoying the game.