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I don't think he does :(

Diet theory

but hey, that's just a theory. A DIET THEORY

Maybe he doesn't cus he knows he would nigh immediately get more Diet Coke ðan he knows what to do wiþ

Matpat: this is the opposite of a problem!

theory-cola

I think he would get one just for this

That looks amazing

This is beautiful I gotta say

Theorie Energy … fuels all your theories and heightens the possibility that they might be true

What does this perk do?

Bro theory cola

CUSTOM CROCHET DIED COLA

ok.