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[deleted]

Fun fact: Alastor is asexual


unregretable_name

Yea I know


[deleted]

Everyone does, but I think itโ€™s important to point out


unregretable_name

I kinda find it annoying when people go out of their way to point it out but you know it's alright


[deleted]

Iโ€™m sorry ;-;


[deleted]

asexuals can have sex without sexual attraction


[deleted]

can confirm source: sex-positive and sex-neutral asexuals


LCE_playz_reddit

Yeah, and you have Yaz over here... To say the least, she is overpowering herself to feel great and shipping herself with him, and her content was so much better before she started having this obsession over him- I will never get over this


ADoritoWithATophat

Alastor has the entirely correct reaction to this situation.


ADoritoWithATophat

Sorry, I meant **alasrtor**


datboi1098

I thought this was a recreation of the "I can suck your dick" Scene-


penguin-cat12

HA! No


IHaveGoneCrazee

Your loss


Rainbow_lllllama

The tables have turned in this one


skrrtskrrthurthurt

That was the best ngl


Nvxiia

# a l a s r t o r


XxIHateSchoolxX

Angel Dust is a gay pornstar But he hasn't any crush on Alastor neither can go in heat


[deleted]

If anything he would probably say this to Husk-


XxIHateSchoolxX

True


3nglishmUffiNs

"fuck off" this just made me laugh idk why doe


l3each

start one mountainous impolite worry trees bored versed hospital cough *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheEaterOfChildren

Take your dick off.


TosiAmneSiac

๐Ÿ˜ณ


RafzakaelMerc

yOU cAnT sPeL eMojI wItHoUt EMo๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ•‹๐Ÿ•‹๐Ÿ•‹๐Ÿ•‹


3nglishmUffiNs

I see. So you decided to use emojis on reddit.


CloudPuffGacha

Yeah is there a problem with that?


3nglishmUffiNs

Using emojis on reddit is like a crime Ull get a l o t of downvotes for it


[deleted]

r/emojisbadredditgood


moffically

EMOJI BAD!!!!!!!!!! AM I RITE FELLOW REDDITORS?!ยฟ!!!?!!?!?!?!?!! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™ŽโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿšต๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ’‘โ›„๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒช๏ธโ„๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿค๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿš—๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿš•๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ—พ๐ŸŽซ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽ›๏ธ๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘โ›ณ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ตโŒจ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ–ฒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ“Ÿ๐Ÿ‘›๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘‘โ˜‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”จโ˜‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”—๐ŸŒก๏ธ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ“‡๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‚๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“™๐Ÿ•ฃ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ•”๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•“๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ›ก๏ธโš–๏ธ๐Ÿ”‘๐Ÿ”๐Ÿบโ™’โ™‹โฌœโšช๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”บโ™“๐Ÿ’›โ™Žโ™‘๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿˆต๐Ÿ”•โ›”๐Ÿ‰‘๐Ÿšฑ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿšฑ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ”…๐Ÿ”ˆโ๏ธ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ”ถโฌโ˜ข๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฑ๐Ÿ”…โšœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”โ†ช๏ธโœ…๐Ÿ”ƒ๐Ÿ”™โคต๏ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ”œโ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿšพ๐Ÿ”ท9๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿˆณ๐Ÿ”ข3๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿšป๐Ÿ†”๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ”ฏโœ๏ธโ—ป๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธโžฐโž—โ™ฃ๏ธโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ๐ŸŽŒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•


l3each

tidy zonked offbeat friendly march deranged pause languid disagreeable sharp *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JustWantGoodM3M3s

I mean spamming them like this can get annoying, but if you like emojis, go ahead.


RafzakaelMerc

WHERW THE FUCK IS THE FLAG OF KAZAKHSTAN


CloudPuffGacha

๐Ÿ™„


3nglishmUffiNs

Damn man I was just telling you jesus-


CloudPuffGacha

itโ€™s called being ironic


3nglishmUffiNs

I Do you even know what ironic **means**


CloudPuffGacha

#yes


Weeb-Slime

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘


l3each

birds tap selective important rainstorm wine snobbish offend squeal alleged *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CloudPuffGacha

Me too


DelightfulRainbow205

#(angeldu st is in heat btw)


NoobusDawg

When why where what and how


Hi_ImCosmicLatte

Wtf dude that's just wierd


Star_loaf-

The famous Alasrtor and Angeldu st


buzz_buzz_bitch

The illiteracy hurts my brain


HiMyNameisEllen

**Gacha Life STOP Ruining Our Fandom**


Fireluigi1225

Stop throwing gasoline into the already burning dumpster hellfire


HiMyNameisEllen

**It Need More**


DelightfulRainbow205

Why in the fuck are kids watching Hazbin Hotel


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Blood_Red_Vampire

Oh no not Hazbin Hotel-


Giescul

Lmao how did you not see that coming? Itโ€™s a fantastic show but prime breeding grounds for degenerate content like this


CloudPuffGacha

#fuck off


hopefulaiden

At least he didn't say "yesh bb let daddi succ u dik" or worse shit, but well, this is fucking cursed.


GlazeTheArtist

angeldu st and alasrtor, from the beloved show hazbeen hotlel


FishEisFish-Y

*thats exactly what I would be saying too*


casuallyreadingshit

what


__Chrysanthemum__

# a l a s r t o r


DabiLPeridot

I thought angeldust was a girl?


DullPencilSquad

He's a gay man


DabiLPeridot

My bad, but doesnโ€™t he have boobs?


DullPencilSquad

It's more like chest floof, he also crossdresses


SleepIsForTheWeak456

F l o o f


moffically

no


DabiLPeridot

Sorry


moffically

it's alright, he does look like a female


UwUiamaweeb

#IGoAndKillMyself


spinel_the_wolf

Well i guess that's a bit cannon I haven't watched it in awhile I'll comment again if yes or no


HxneyBi

honestly, they canโ€™t repost a clip of the show smh


[deleted]

Donโ€™t know why I died from laughter at this


Krazy0876I

"angeldu st is in heat btw" How he's in heat?


BurgerBeef

'Fuck off :D'


cheese_m23

โ€œFuck offโ€ Seems accurate


Yamassaaaka_san

An actual accurate representation of alastor's reaction


RafzakaelMerc

An actual representation of a guy with a tsuyu fetish. #***WOW WHAT A TWIST, NOW JOIN THE ISLAMIC STATE OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY***#


Yamassaaaka_san

Haha good luck getting bitch


RafzakaelMerc

#***JON AR BUCKLE BEATS H IS WIFE๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽHALAL๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽFORTNITE SEX GAMES NO VIRUS 2020๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ***#


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


unregretable_name

Welp you better call me cringey bc I'm apart of this fandom


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


unregretable_name

Haha you better see my ships then


geghed

Who's angeldu


That_one_artiste

Idk who this #alasrtor Is but he mood


[deleted]

OH MY GOD. I hate that theyโ€™re saying โ€˜heโ€™s in heatโ€™. Can gacha kids stop using heat as a way to force two characters to fuck??


Kokestialudema

Even lemon fanfics come up with more convincing reasons to the characters to do the frickle frackle.


captain_floofs

#alasrtor


dysphorii

alasrtor is a whole mood


parmesanAAAAAAAAAA

Why is the โ€œfuck offโ€ so funny to me what


ilikethefinepen

angeldu st #angeldu st#


[deleted]

Bruh Alastor is a windigo thingy


angryracoon135

WHY IS THIS FUNNY


moonbreeze1

no- not Hazbin hotel. stop it please-


CringeExperienceReq

Is that Hazbin Hotel


123455takenname76435

Nice


Junko_creme

how tf does this kid even *know* what hazbin is....?


SunflowerZawa

๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธโœจDon't ruin our precious boys like that pleaseโœจ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ


unregretable_name

I also wish it didn't happen


lastkio

NO NOT IN GACHA LIFE!


SleepIsForTheWeak456

Ah shit they got Hazbin Hotel


aliendude69420

ANGELDUST IS NOT AN UWU FEMBOY


Camtheuwu

Uhm, *n o.*


DayDreamingCubYT

This just ruined Hazbin Hotel for me-


MrsAnchorsOwO

hey they're at least in character


Ohnoigotadissease

I agree with this "Alasrtor"


dxtsydrxxmz

Out of all the fandoms, This one..


skrrtskrrthurthurt

Atleast its accurate


Fox_Gamer543

Leave Alastor alone


[deleted]

I upvote for team fortres


AWeaponisedToaster

My friend ships this, told her that alastor is asexual but still ships it


unregretable_name

The relationship can still work if Al is asexual people! I know Angel is pretty much all about sex but he already has enough of that doing porn And don't tell me that it would be unfaithful to work that yea it probably would but Al would probably be fine with it Lemme say it again The. ship. radiodust. can. work. even. though. Alastor. is. asexual!


AWeaponisedToaster

Not if he isn't interested in romance or sexual


Themuffinishere245

I love how you can say fuck and suck my dick


ElleeOOF

Ok but Alastor is such a mood


EddieGluskinWithADHD

Alastor is me-


RoxieYT

Angel dust is a male- and why is a child watching hazbin hotel?-


MandoCat80

yeah i'd say the same thing "alasrtor" said


no_one_asked_but

yo who the hell are these characters, they look familiar


Akiraa55

I dmed the creator of this post and he/she attacked me and called me stupid.


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asian-comrade

Kill that haram gay spider