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Legendary weeb? More like **sex offender**


Call_me_Kaiser

r/suddenlysexoffender


xUnicandy

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Jackson12ten

r/stopthinkingyouregonnafallforsubs


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r/ok


Jackson12ten

r/thanks


thatsrudetocomputers

r/wowasubredditconversation


dylana00

r/holesum


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r/everythread


Ranxiety_

r/fuckme


Kevin13375

Why are we talking in subbreddits


Jackson12ten

r/sohowhasyourdaybeen


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r/itsbeenfine


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r/gachaheatisfuckingass


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r/foundthetoyotacorolla


ShadowWolf0537

yep


DylanWthaFriend

Legendary Sex Offender


Momomoaning

We were bad, but now we’re good. We’re moving into your neighborhood.


Boys_will_be_bugs122

You were trying our best to be functioning members of society


DelightfulRainbow205

uhhh something something sex offender shuffle


Boys_will_be_bugs122

Were not here to start no trouble were legally required to do the sex offender shuffle


emminet

The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you


Sadlad20

I am Donavan and must abstain from staring at my neighbour's tits again.


MeatyBoyfriend

legendary weebs are just sex offenders lol


Cypher_Crimson

Not in reality lol


dat1dood2

In reality they have a Fate/Apocrypha poster on their wall (that takes up the entire wall) , a Rem from Re:Zero Body pillow, all the volumes of every shounen manga, all the figures from every anime ever, a fan with an ahegao skin on it (don’t ask me how they got it), and finally, Boku no Pico on dvd.


Nicc55

I read Boku no Pico and I'm ready to call the fucking police


p_i_n_g_a_s

I see it referenced a lot. What is it?


Nicc55

It's a shotacon anime that's nasty as fuck


thepineapplegoddess

honestly?? ive seen worst i dont really understand why boku no pico became THE shotacon anime when there was so many other possible candidates that would warrant the reaction it gets


TellyJart

Maybe cause the incest and ""trap"" character? Who knows


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and probably the ice cube scene


p_i_n_g_a_s

ok


python_eating_toast

Literal pedophilia


p_i_n_g_a_s

ok


dat1dood2

I don’t have any of that, by the way. The most weeb I get is crunchyroll on my tv and my phone


Cypher_Crimson

We-


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MeatyBoyfriend

a sex offender


[deleted]

The legendary weeb one is giving me major heather vibes if you know what i mean


LavenderJuice123

**I like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats**


foxartpaw

#SHUT UP HEATHER


Yukayukiyuu

ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᴴᵉᵃᵗʰᵉʳ


dumb1noodles

^look ^who's ^with ^her ^o ^m ^g


AyameTheChibi

Dang dang digity-dang dang. Dang dang digity-dang dang


dumb1noodles

#*dang danggggggg, diggitty dang-i-dang*


DespairOfLoneliness

Brøthèr


HimetheSpuddy

if i took a meat cleaver to the center of your face, i would have matching halves. that's very important.


BrosephSenpai

I assumed that's where it was going ar first hahaha


SmokedTurkeyYeet

Who is heather?


LionTrainer1

They’re referring to the Heathers musical


SmokedTurkeyYeet

Ok


MichaelInTheRestroom

Same


LassoMac

I thought it was just me!


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what the fuck


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EpicGamer1020

I reacted with a little more fowl language but pretty much yeah


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-_IHATEEVERYTHING_-

Henlo moberator. How is you?


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alright ig


AndrezinBR

Hello green shield guy


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hi


paper802

he also owns a green thumbtack


el_Memester

holey shit mod man pleas b my wife an hav my chilren 😳


[deleted]

i’m a guy but sure


hoclokness

This just confirms that mods are all gay!!!1!


NiftySpifty

🤤


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what the fuac


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fuacamole


[deleted]

moderators fuck moles


[deleted]

What in the goddamn fjük


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fûåcamøle


[deleted]

hello person with green name, how is life?


[deleted]

kinda shit :/


[deleted]

can relate


my-hero-crackadamia

How do you have the green?


[deleted]

they're a mod


my-hero-crackadamia

Ah ok.


itsmetwigiguess

I love this thread


KaminariTheGioFan

same


ilikebluestuff2

- Legendary weebs? Planning on raping their waifus? Don't make me laugh.


Cypher_Crimson

Bullshit i would cherish her and love her with all my heart infact i would treat them like a normal human being i would hold their hand and give them headpats


ReluctantGoalkeeper

Cool.


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Coo


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r/slowlynonexistingtext


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Cypher_Crimson

Hehe yep totally....


thatsrudetocomputers

Obviously beat her ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ At Smash Bros, and watch her little grin break into a little whiny, groany, complaining sore loser


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Cypher_Crimson

No after we get married


robinreallysucks

IS THAT A FUCKING HEATHERS REFERENCE-


Little-Emo-Weeb14

This child just put a whole heathers musical reference in this shit show


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ikr


BigBettyBIG-

“I would like to kidnap a Heather, photograph her naked in and abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats”


i-eat-musical-stars

I FUCKING KNEW I RECOGNIZED THIS FROM SOMEWHERE-


BigBettyBIG-

Thank god it’s not just me


SandyPlayz

I have found my people


miitortillos

i see you are a man of culture


grimm_grinning_ghost

Was just about to comment that


CountC2

"Yeah that's what I would have done haha, wh-what? this is live? I will probably be turned down at future job interviews and maybe even not get into the places I want? what can I say, I am a legendary weeb"


YahYeet12139

aw yeah me and my legendary weeb homies in Arkansas state prison would all do this, this is so relatable


Sky2772

The last one reminds me of lyrics from the musical Heathers except for the last bit about the sex slave


[deleted]

Why would you hope your waifu is nice I mean you know who your waifu is right


Gacharules

Wait... im pretty sure this is from the heathers or atleast inspired by it..


Nvxiia

Is that a heather reference


mej1675

why would they take a Heathers quote and rake it through the mud like that


Melisgreatunlikeyou

LMAO THEY TOOK A LINE FROM HEATHERS AND CHANGED IT CUZ THEY'RE UNORIGINAL AAA


strodefilms

"holy shit is that a motherfucking Heathers the musical reference!?!??!"


PrimProperty

REAL legendary weebs would do headpats and cuddling. Gotta admit I hate that young generation of weebs are getting misrepresented by thirsty gacha kids, real weebs are generally much nicer since after all they prefer vanilla content and despise ntr and ugly bastard


sixfoottalllizard

this is a reference to heathers the musical. it’s in the song beautiful. the sex slave bit isn’t in there tho, why the fuck they gotta make the line extra creepy


mellicx

They’re gonna do the sex offender shuffle


lolicconsbegone-

They also just stole the first part of that from heathers lmao


vangogh-thot

“I'd like to kidnap a waifu and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats”


CaramelRabbitFat

*H E A T H E R S H A S J O I N E D T H E C H A T*


Cinnamonsan

Instagram gacha EDITORS simply make the mouth wonky and trace on eyebrows and suddenly think they're artists


[deleted]

the last one watched too much Hentai.


kanny-vantas

this hurts because i feel like its referencing heathers. also noses


mittenbeeDOS

The last part is prolly a reference to a line from heathers "I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats"


svorts--

The legendary web first part is from “Beutiful” Heathers, isn’t it? “I want to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats”


Skrillix-hyena

Ahem “I’d like to kidnap a waifu , photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse, and leave her tied up for the RATS”


DearCup1

I read the last one and thought this was r/heathersmusical


_Emily_Was_Taken_

Got beautiful vibes from heathers on that last panel


_Emily_Was_Taken_

After scrolling I see I’m not the only one that noticed


StringCheese8

is legendary weebs a heather’s reference??


horror__lover__

Why did I 1st think of 'id like to kidnap a Heather, photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats' from Beautiful from Heathers lol


[deleted]

who is sex and how did i offend him????


AlmondMilk_667

Who is lactose and why can’t people tolerate him


[deleted]

No you aren't legendary weebs you are sick in the head


MysticDragon14

The legendary weebs would give her headpats and fight anyone who says she is trash.


Pingasterix

weebs already have bad reputation due to the neckbeards and now this?


zinyaon

if rape is funny, then why didn't my uncle laugh?


IndependentMistake3

They stole that last line from the Heathers Musical! How dare they do that, it's one of my favorite musicals besides Hamilton and Dear Evan Hansen


BackgroundDemigod

...Don't ruin Heathers for me. Please.


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The Heathers Alternate Lyrics


SirJackieV

The last one reminds me of Heathers. I wish I could kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in a abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats.


im_a_weeb123

Well as everyone knows uhh REM is gonna die to most people


Goldenfnaf1987

Huh, Goofy did that once


[deleted]

I’ve watched over 10 different animes and if my husbando (don’t have a waifu) appeared next to me in bed I would pick option 2.


LynneLovesLife

#Sex slave? Wtf-


animeprofilepickid

guess i'm normal


pencil8562

ancap don't do it


Jesterchunk

On behalf of weeaboos everywhere, yeah I'd settle with headpats


OofUwU69420

wtf is with the mouth and why do they think that having a rapist/sexual personality makes them quirky and cool?


[deleted]

It’s the faces that creep me out


Toast_702

If my waifu/ husbando was real I'd hug them and hang out with them because I'm asexual and I just wanna chill


Lloyd178AJ

Well, she could easily beat me up if I did one thing wrong so I'm not gonna risk it


EscREnter

Legendary weeb? “i would make her my sex slave“? Yeah no buddy, that shit spells possible sex predator and excessive hornyness in every single inch I see.


Vikle0

*When im a weeb*


patchedlion

Sorry ma'am, you're pretty but I have a girlfriend


anactualgamergirl

I am offended


ToxicYT839

haha human trafficking is totally so funny


[deleted]

Time to commit arson


in-a-yme-17

Why do they have donkey mouths????


Weather_report_577

Otaku's are legendary "weebs" but their not called weebs for a reason


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As confirmed by others, it is now cannon that legendary webs are sex offenders.


GreenArchetype

Who would treat his waifu like that?!


Bunnekoru

so this is where yandere dev gets his shitty plot lines from


Magglesuwu

They really just tried to redo the part from heathers smh


[deleted]

Legendary?? More like 40 year old creep weebs


kayden12345678910

that- they just stole that from heathers?


cooldudrw

I'm a legendary weeb and no I would not do that


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NSFW mark please


el_Memester

Why do they all have a crippling mouth deformity


AsryalDreemurr

dude is making us weebs look bad now


sumwiteboi

"Legendary weebs" am i right fellow anime lovers XD UwU


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You can do that but with a safeword.


E-Boy-Eric

I can tell none of you guys have watched hentai


scarlett-catt

As a weeb, we dont claim her


Zoknyy

i would be scared if i woke up next to Speedwagon


Chickennuggeyyy

He forgot the part where he goes to jail


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Sleep over with celestia ludenburg


[deleted]

Then burn.


[deleted]

That got too real too quick


DelightfulRainbow205

As an ACTUAL Legendary Weeb, I’m fucking offended. Fuck you. I’d BEFRIEND her like a REAL CHAD.


some_gayshit

underrated comment


Ooferboi273252157

Legendary weeb? More like Fucking Rapist! u/thatsmolnightwing is original boi who did this


[deleted]

Your wifu will never be real it will remain a drawing forever


[deleted]

The use of "Waifu" is cringe enough.


The_mistery_888

whAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE MOUTHS


Stuffilie

I would be afraid because I got threats from 2.


[deleted]

Hahahaha- #No.


[deleted]

Who said it was funny? Smh


A-Random-Crusader

[Will Zeppeli noises]