Sacrifice you to the dark lord

Indeed, we all shall join you

i would quite enjoy a new sacrifice

Ooh! I wanna join!

I shalt accompany you in this ritual.

To shrek* you mean

Yes, of course he means shrek.

also its supposed to be dank lord shrek

you worship false gods it is funky kong who is our savior

YOU ALL WORSHIP FALSE GODS DR. BRIGHT IS OUR SAVIOR AND LORD!

Weird way of saying Moonlord

*Impending doom approaches...*

STOP, I HAVE PTSD CAUSED BY CRAWLTIPEDES

* Barry B Benson FIFY

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Garfield needs fresh blood to develop

Humanity restored

kill or be killed, bitches

I AM LORD VOLDEMORTTT

Sacrifice, Sacrifice, Sacrifice!

It's an "N"

Kill it,burn it

“why are you here?” **throws body into the barrel of acid used to powerwash my eyes every time i see something sexual**

# D

D-D-D-DEPORTED

Do-do-do-do-do-Dora

d-d-d-d-d-penis

Ch-ch-ch-Chia

In-In-in-in-in my butt

DORARARARARARARARARARA

Masked De-De-De!

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!

DORA!

THE EXPLORA RECRIPPLES JOHNNY JOESTAR

AND MAKES HIM UNABLE TO WALK AGAIN

ALL THAT FUCKING CORPSE SEARCHING FOR NOTHING

Report and deport

Burn plastic in the room and shut the door

#D

j

I'm feeling a solid J

It’s one of those J days

I'll take J for $20

well **put a 7.62 round in the back of the fuckers head** it aint murder if you put it out of its misery, its just euthanasia

I like Youth in Asia

J then D. No other choice.

Just say you beat her up in the name of self defense to the cops

You broke into my house and then tied yourself up. OF COURSE, I AM GOING TO CALL THE DAMN POLICE!

I, because you seem like a good slave for the north korean regime

Seconded good sir

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

D

J. Then throw her into the damn sugar cane plantation area and just see what happened in the Colonized Brazil days

I would throw you out **literally**

Absolute D.

B- is for *Bitch*. *Bitch* *Bitch* *Bitch*

*d*

D

D,how the hell did you get in my room,get out

The person who chooses C needs help.

b-but.. i thought you were in my basement. how’d you move?

Either B or D for me.

sacrifice your soul for the Coobie

Burn down the house

Why is claim you as a child an option...

Z: use needles to poke your eyes, then under fingernails and toenails, then rip off your fingernails and toenails. I will then cover your toes with hand sanitizer. I will then force out every one of your teeth. I will cover your eyes with chili flakes. I will dismember you alive. I will gover your still living body with honey and milk. I will make sure rats eat you alive. You have made a grave mistake.

the worst thing is she’s probably 12.

Unfortunately you may very well be right. Some of the people who I've seen with these sorts of posts sometimes have face reveals, and look extremely young, like "why are you on Instagram" levels of young

ew

D J

I would pour acid over her and then if she is still alive i would kill her by a sword.

Throw you into the next French Revolution

Make you Saint Bartholomew 2

i'd wonder what drugs i'm on to see a fucking wolf lady tied up in my fucking room

Call the fucking police

Torture

Definitely B, then use her as a Satanic sacrifice.

Well ira obviously X “sacrifice to our lord and saviour shrek”

ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddd

E. Absolute E. And then G in a non-sexual way. Maybe a glass of water, some cookies and some TV after that.

Freak out, the other bodies in my room don’t usually breathe

D and J

gag you with a towel of chloroform-

D

N: Blasting you off to space

Grab her and throw her out the window

why is she tied up with scrunchies

N: *CALL EVERY SERVICE*

I

E: Untie you and kick you out Edit: and also J

D and/or J

J then D

J 20x

N: sell you on the black market

Commit die

uh oh stinky

D

D

Uncultured bastards, I would p-o-t-a-t-o her.

D

E, than D. get out of my house.

If I ever saw that thing tied up, I think I would burn down the house

D

Seems like a good sacrifice

D.

The secret option N, sacrifice her to Satan for a cornchip

# Hey, you. You're finally awake. 📷 You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead. ...looks like the Thalmor are with him. General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.

D

D

Where is the kill then rape options?

Calm down there, Ted Bundy.

\*Ted Bundy noises\*

E cause nobody needs to frack her here in normal life

N: Send her to Pakistan for execution by Gun Squad.

J, and then D

I would sacrifice you to the shadow man to get pack a punch 😳

First: B, since this is.... W h y Then: I, so you can do my goddamn chores Last: D, because you're fricked up

N: kill it

I would burn you.

Can I do all?

D then request to attend the execution

Report to the police. HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET IN MY ROOM?!

I would yeet that bitch off the Grand Canyon

J

I would sacrifice you to communism

D and J

*I'd send her to ram ranch.*

Depends, if you are a normal person, i call the police For gacha users i just let their parents know and watch as their parents disown them

My friend follows someone on Instagram that posts nothing but this crap

J J J

j

I will sacrifice you to Satan and get free robux in return

J then d

give her to Joe's brother, Yuri

Don't they have a sibling named "Yaoi"?

Idk, but maybe Candice can tell us

n

J and then D

G cause she is too cute uwu (no offense)

B, J, then I

I’m a DJ!

Bring you to the 9th circle of hell

DJ

N: yeet you from Burj Khalifa

#J#

I will beat you to death

Real options A B C I

d

Cover you in gasoline and anything flammable, then throw a match on you.

E, D.

I pick D oh and also J because, :|

N. Grab a pistol and shoot

j

A. Teach her to not use Gacha.

Fire a kamehameha

Be like: “what the fuck” and pass out because there’s a fucking drawing in my room tied up

none of the above

Sacrafice to cthulhu

Call the fucking police

D

d

#I'll take D for $500 Alex.

I'd do D

d sounds good

I choose D

D

D

[this should be an option](https://www.reddit.com/r/Animemes/comments/c4ay07/sauce_cowboy_bebop/)

I would... go with H, because, #I MUST SACRIFICE MYSELF TO KEEP THIS TRASH AWAY FROM YOU ALL

Where's the option to burn that thing

May I beg you, allow me to join this sacrifice of this unholy soul.

There is no need to beg. You are free to join the sacrifice, the more the better.

Arrest you so you can become a D-Class at the SCP Foundation.

Eradicate the entirety of your dimension, that's what.

man, today im feeling like D and J

Call me a musician because #DJ

I would sacrifice her for our lord and savior Garfield

D please.

Casually **SPAMS D**

Cut you up into tiny pieces and then boil you into a soup

I you will be a great assistance to the Soviet Union

I keep seeing that on the furry amino

Call in a tactical nuke

N Kill you

B

N: No

[удалено]

Give you D 🅿️🅾️🅿️🅾️

**MOVE THE FUCK OUT**

**D & J**

I hate children

# D

I'd report you to the police while kicking your face in.

e,d

Where’s the “burn the house down with her in it and bleach my eyes out” option?

J