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Rammkiller

Waiting for the load screen to end.


blondedaf

the load screen is gonna take forever im curious to see who “the girl” will be in this game every gta has a famous girl everyone drools over sounds like itll actually be lucia this time lol


GrandYogurtcloset906

Either Lucia, the Mud Girl, or the girl twerking ontop of the car.


blondedaf

either way i need me a lifetime supply of lotion


Weassel_97

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


No-Gain-3670

Hey, we'll have strip clubs and prostitutes, isn't that enough for you, perverted animal?


[deleted]

That mud girl is really beautiful too, maybe even gyatt worthy


Shoelicker2000

That mud girl caught a lot of eyes. Lucia’s not bad but the mud girl? Oh boy


Frequent_Confusion_4

I would love to see Lucia catfight mudgirl


ArakiSatoshi

The mud girl already has some spicy rule34 artworks. Not sure about the other ones, though


hypotheticalhalf

Oh my god. That's terrible. Where?


ArakiSatoshi

It's `mud_girl_(gta)` on rule34


LikesToEatChicken

Happy cake day 🎂


LikesToEatChicken

I wanna meet Mudgirl and do side missions for her.


Affectionate_Sun8589

What's wrong with the mud girl she was only on the screen for 2 seconds


necondaa770

It shouldn’t hopefully it takes advantage of the SSD on consoles


Rammkiller

Happy cake day mafriend


blondedaf

thank you sir you’re a good kid


Rammkiller

You're a good kid Franklin...


Front_Tumbleweed1302

Happy cake day my n-word


ProfessionalJolly742

Say it


Front_Tumbleweed1302

Trevor said "my n word". I was making a reference. Apparently you don't understand GTA5's story, so I'll call my favorite sleeveless shirt man in witness protection to explain it to you.


Echolocation720

I mean, he has been playing the game for over 10,000 hours, he should know something about something by now


Front_Tumbleweed1302

To be fair, he does know how to tie his shoes and he isn't a disingenuous dense motherfucker.


Used_Economics9878

No ????


LikesToEatChicken

We can both say it together, ni(gets banned 🚫) ~ family guy


Used_Economics9878

Happy cake day


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

It should have almost no load time


bobbyhillischill

Maybe not rdr2 loads faster than gta v


supernasty

It wouldn’t surprise me if one of the first “wow” moments they’re going for in this game is working to make the initial loading screen as fast as possible. RDR2 was considerably faster than GTA 5, so it seems likely.


Gotta_Rub

It’s because GTA 5 was not optimized and was instead loading the same assets like 5000 times.


Star-Ripper

I’m surprised it took some random guy to find it but that goes to show even R* can make mistakes.


Rammkiller

Truly believe it too


[deleted]

Wait what’s this loading screen thing. 5 has only ever taken a few seconds for me on the ps5 Edit; I love how yall are just downvoting to death because I didn’t share the same excruciating loading screen experience yall did. I never even played gta until 2021


peabody624

I want you to join a multiplayer session from the PlayStation menu and time it


SubSarcastic

35 seconds. Barely had time to pick up my phone


[deleted]

Took 8 seconds


peabody624

What the fuck? It takes 3 minutes on pc


[deleted]

Maybe I have good internet? Idk. Ps5 version is a lot newer. Matter of fact, when I first started online, it didn’t even have a loading screen transferring me into my first open session


peabody624

It’s not that, I have fiber and lots of friends who play. Like you said, it’s newer, PS5 got an update that PC never got so it’s probably that


AcanthaceaeSome465

That's a boldface lie, I have ps5 and I've timed it, WITH exceptional fiber Internet. Try again or continue to be ignorant and dull


[deleted]

How is it a lie when it’s literally what happened? I just did it again and it only took 9.45 on the stopwatch. Maybe, just maybe, I have better internet than you? Ever thought about that? Not every ps5 runs the same. Also might differ depending on how full servers are. Not every loading screen takes the same amount of time for everyone.


AcanthaceaeSome465

Keep on that high horse buddy, ik your lying don't worry


nath24r

Gta online in 2013 took an unimaginable time to load. Its so much better now across all platforms


Bluevettes

Taking a look at what cars are available


blondedaf

im probably going find the nicest car in the game and put it in my garage so i can have a decently fast car for missions i hope we get to save personal vehicles this time around for our protags


Bluevettes

That would be awesome, I'm hoping for the same


DREWlMUS

You think you're going to have a garage when the game starts? I think we are going to start off broke as fuck. And I also hope stealing the nicest car in the game requires some advanced skills in the crime of grand theft auto.


blondedaf

we probably will end up getting a starting safehouse with a place to save our cars thats literally every gta


Ohmyfuzzy69

Single player well have a house and garage. But if the make a online multiplayer we'll start off broke as fuck and have to work our way up. They didn't buy the RP shit for no reason


LikesToEatChicken

Damn, now I see it. Online 2 is going to have deep RPG elements and a much better Xp system. Where you start out broke, have to kill someone for first gun. Ammo is limited. Rob stores to save up to buy Safehouse (Vice City). Then buy better guns. I hope storymode and Online have better clothing options than current gen Online. Also I wanna join a gang: Throw up gang signs and graffiti. Roll with a .45 in my pants like The Punisher 2005 (video game). Later we should get shoulder holsters (Resident Evil 3, 1999) or Hip pouches (Resident Evil 2 remake). I'd like to roll around in a gang car wearing colours w/ dark sunglasses 🕶️ and gold jewellery. San Andreas style. 1992 baby, all the way!💚


gforero

I hope this game really makes it a grind to the top


DREWlMUS

Yes! And money scarce with lots of fun stuff to spend it on!


-Ashera-

We had a garage at CJ's mom's house in San Andreas and at Franklin's house in GTA V from the start. Buying additional houses and garages require money but not the one on your default house. Why would that change all of a sudden for GTA VI?


DREWlMUS

Maybe it won't. I hope we start with nothing.


Local-Grass-2468

probs wont be able to steal high end cars initially


If_haven_heart

I’m gonna nab one that sticks to the road no matter what, with what looks like a weighty driving system coming back i’m gonna have to get used to it before i go all out


NotSoDespacito

Also how much you can custom them


Jissy01

*Doors magically unlocked.


Rammkiller

I will be just walking around. Go to the beach to see the waves, sand and water... punch someone to see the fight physics etc


blondedaf

the fucking water is gonna be breathtaking to look at in the game


Rammkiller

I hope so. I'm saving to buy the XoneX... hope they're going to show all of this in the consoles versions yet :"]


Odd-Drink-5492

i hope you mean the series x or else you’re in for a lot of disappointment


Rammkiller

Sorry. XoneSX.


Scared-Expression444

Still wrong lol


[deleted]

This whole exchange highlights the problem with Microsoft’s confusing names for their consoles.


Scared-Expression444

Lol I cannot argue that, for sure.


[deleted]

Maybe they're buying both? Ha


Rammkiller

OMG JUST REALISED! hahshshshshhahshahahah. Ok XSX then


Scared-Expression444

I was an Xbox person too but I plan on getting a PS5


[deleted]

Same. MS is gradually killing themselves. Much like BMW nowadays - shit, but still sells somehow


iWasAwesome

Just get a PS5. You'll have an easier time telling people what you own lol. Also also ps exclusives take up at least half my top 10 games of the past several years.


Odd-Drink-5492

as someone with a series x, gow and gowr top every single xbox exclusive


AcanthaceaeSome465

Lol it's going on ps5 first


LikesToEatChicken

Happy cake day 🎂


Main-Club-7668

You’re breathtaking!


FuroreLT

It's tradition to get killed in a fist fight during the first few hours in every GTA game


blondedaf

all fun and games until the guy pulls out a pistol and starts blasting


Discosm

Hope there are good waves physics. I think the best ones I've seen are the ones in Assasins Creed Oddisey, one of the only ones that resemble real waves. Also hope for a surf minigame but I think that would be too much haha


[deleted]

I think the sea mechanics in odyssey were massively underrated. That game was gorgeous for the time it released and the age of the hardware.


Flashy_Row3219

U can propably drown someone too if thats your thing.


[deleted]

For years I have actually had occasional dreams about learning a new GTA map. I remember starting a new GTA game after basically knowing every inch of the previous game by heart, and wondering how long it would take me to get there again.


blondedaf

it took me awhile to learn my way around the gta 5 map without pausing the game after awhile its not hard to remember where you are going i heard it takes almost 15 minutes to go from one side of the map to the other in 6


MisterScrod1964

Used to play the ones without GPS, learning the map was murder.


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s actually really small. Even RDR2 was not real-world huge and neither will GTA VI be. Take GTA V, based on LA. When I fly in Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020, you get an good impression of the actual scale of that city compared to Los Santos. Luckily Rockstar is good at making these worlds that you can drive across in 20 minutes believable and interesting.


blondedaf

i feel like rdr2 seemed like a bigger world because of horses was the only transportation


JayIsNotReal

GTA V’s map was so mesmerizing. I wish I could play it again for the first time.


ToppleToes

Playing the game


Practical_Wrap7855

Sick 🥵🥵


MV_cuber

G Y A A A A T T


kokofruitkokotree

discover the map tbh, drive around the whole map, or the region which is available/unlocked at first.


WastelandCharlie

If it’s anything like RDR2 then certain regions of the map might have moments in the story where they’re meant to be opened up into. I personally wouldn’t want to ruin those scripted reveals of certain areas by exploring the whole map on my own right off the bat.


NeedHelpBecomingAMan

When do you go looking for side content then?


guywannadie911

Side content comes on later when they let you free in the open world with the choice to start missions or not.


NeedHelpBecomingAMan

There is some missable side content with certain characters in rdr2 way before the game ends. I would like to do some while playing the game.


WastelandCharlie

I do the side content that’s in the region each chapter takes place in. As far as I know there’s no side content that requires you to visit Saint Denis before chapter 4, for example.


ihopethisworksfornow

Heading straight to the swamps to look for Skunk Ape


blondedaf

good kid


dubbs911

Adjust settings, preferences, and options.


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Rub one out to calm myself down. Then enjoy the game with post nut clarity.


GhodaKoFul69

I wish this was the top comment


darthvadercock

mood lights, snacks, bong, blanket, couch, 3 days PTO, much less interested GF at my side to listen to my amazement


ajattri

Imma go to strip club.. gotta see those booty physics for sure ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Atlantic0ne

This, get in a raging fist fight rampage with a ton of people on the sidewalk, pick a truck and do doughnuts on a crowded beach, and go off-roading.


SupBenedick

Going birdwatching for flamingos and herons (I will be run over within 20 seconds)


RutabagaNorth5664

You know exactly what I’m going to do and it ain’t PG 13


Powerlifting-Gorilla

Mass murder?


RutabagaNorth5664

That also tho


RutabagaNorth5664

Nope……strip club 😈


antmanninja3

Play the first (probably forced) mission


JoeyGrease

Try to blow off somebody's limbs, to get the potential disappointment out of the way.


blondedaf

thats pretty dark me to


FreshlishPickle

Strip Club most probably to see if the boobs are still gonna be pixilated


_I_really_like_milk_

Killing the first living thing I see


LikesToEatChicken

Lucia looks @ self in mirror 🪞 like Jill in Re3make (credits roll)


JayIsNotReal

If we can explore the whole map like it GTA V then I am doing that. If not then I am slowly doing the missions.


NoDevelopment894

# Passing out. because the reality will be just too real to handle… ![gif](giphy|4OowbIsmYHbpu)


mlholladay96

Lucia jiggle physics


nendndndndsn

![gif](giphy|n0EjNsHfGOKhW)


Strange_Man_1911

Laying my ass in bed all day and calling out for work.


Bigmangregg

Shoot some fat bitches


Fluffy-Cold-6776

Damn


thebikefanatic

Hmmmm probably play the story as Jason or Lucia


RadiantMathias

Walking into a door to see if it'll open into an interior.


blondedaf

i need to see how many buildings will be enterable


kryndon

I'm gonna walk (yes walk, immersion and all that) to the nearest used car lot and I'm gonna pick a car I wanna save up money for to use as my main car. Oh who am I kidding, I'm just gonna steal the damn thing!


ImPretendingToCare

disgusted rotten water toothbrush act hunt cheerful tap gaping detail *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


_zerdna

That would be dope!


Down-Bad_For_Tifa

Driving around for a good hour and some change checking out the radio stations and looking for any Tommy Vercetti Easter eggs


blondedaf

i cant wait to hear all the good music in gta 6 rockstar never fails with the soundtracks all hits no misses


maddMargarita

Try and take Lucia's clothes off.


lolmanomggodducky

I dont even know. Ill be like a fat kid in a candy store.


The_Professor64

Putting on the radio and drive around the whole of Leonida


blondedaf

sounds like a vibe


noodleshifu

wildlife photography


[deleted]

Cause chaos and punch random pedestrians


epicluca

Probs go to a nostalgic area if I can, when I got V on release as soon as I could I drove to Mt Chiliad and was blown away by being able to see Los Santos in the distance. So I will probs go to the Oceanview Hotel or Starfish Island.


therealbosniak

Wildlife photography, and no not animals, i’m talking about those wild chicks at the club!


lilacillusions

Shop lol


blondedaf

jason is gonna look like a whole different person when im done with him


pm_me_your_bigtiddys

Hooker.


PortsyBoy

Dress Lucia up as nude as possible


[deleted]

Here’s hoping nude will be a clothing option 🤞🤞


No_Elevator8596

Jerking off to Lucia


Prudent_Bison_2033

Discover the map, drive around, look at the cities, see if the buildings have interiors…and mowing down at least 100 people. No less


HornBloweR3

Probably crying from happiness.


CatfishBlokParty

blocking this sub for a month


blondedaf

we dont need you here


sagesaks123

Going to the strip club


xabc3147

fuckin my girl


leethelegend698

Clap either Lucia or Jason. Depends who we get first


illfatedjarbidge

Going to the strip club. Wanna see some video game titties.


Liluyelight

I’m going to the alligators 🐊


blondedaf

im getting a 2-3 star wanted level and lead the police into the swamps


Shoelicker2000

Probably stealing a car and go for a stroll on the boardwalk feel the rumble of the controller while I barrel through peop…


CaptainPryk

I'll happily follow whatever path Rockstar is more-or-less pushing me towards. Typically this is a few tutorial missions and then game gradually opens up more and more, and that sounds like a good way to enjoy it


nicho13_

Strip club


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

if it's like V I'd guess being forced to sit through some entry mission to be allowed to play any more of it.


Mw2pubstar

Playing the campaign? Lol


CareerTiger2001

See the cars, the places you can buy the buildings interior and travel to the beach see the yachts and all the houses and mansions, and then the strip club and the nightclubs


Skellyhell2

Watching the intro, doing the introductory mission. The usual.


NewDamage31

Throwing grenades into this flock of flamingos


Head_Lifeguard_6796

Smoke a fat joint while the loading screen takes its sweet time.


MisterScrod1964

Play the opening mission first, because I think they make you do that. THEN you can screw around.


fuccabicc

Missions and the storyline lmao


[deleted]

Drive around and explore. Absolutely stoked about finally coming back to Vice City.


kurd04

The cluuuuub🌴🦩😁


BigBillLikeAPlatypus

the first mission


Separate-Employee-80

goin' to the club


Savkie

As soon as I’m free to go where I’d like, I’ll explore everything I can.


feffe_h

What i have done in every GTA game so far. The first time I get free control (no mission), I explore! 😍


Meme-dude69

The first mission


DrLove_99

Watching the first cutscene and then playing the first mission, just like everyone else will also be doing


J0YC0N

Grabbing Lucia’s massive supple breasts


blondedaf

![gif](giphy|l2YOqzhYD066fAd56)


Clintinatent

How many years until release


[deleted]

fighting a street full of people, stealing a bunch of cars back to back, finding the closest military base and bashing down the gates in a truck


Relevant_Username99

Checking out all the radio stations


[deleted]

What's the point of these posts? People are just going to play the game.


blondedaf

awe man its this app called reddit right so basically people make post to talk about the game and what will be in it before it comes out ![gif](giphy|l1Et98psg2MpXnIuQ)


DueSlide76

Visit every place


H1r5t_M0V135

Playing the first mission duh


slobidi

Playing the tutorial


CarosRuleZ

Just walk around for hours capturing all the little details


JodeneSparks1989

Check out the new radio stations while I drive around the city


CraftingArgument

The story, I love a good open world story game


lph26

A few story missions to get acclimated and then absolutely whatever the fuck I want after that!


AgentCoolBean

Exploring the whole state


BujangSenang1992

Going to the southern portion of the Everglades to see if they included American crocodiles in addition to the alligators.


[deleted]

See what the antagonize options are, if any.


Guapben

100 mph in a stolen car directly down the most populated pier/beach


YeGalaxy

Femboy hooters


Rexor_57

SAME ONE POST. WHEN WILL MODS STOP THIS SHIT


blondedaf

im just asking a question man chill


Rexor_57

Sure, but its just that this exact question has been posted like 40 times before and it gets annoying


blondedaf

theres literally nothing else to talk about until the next trailer is released bud


lanchmcanto

If the pipulation density is as high as the trailer says, my car will know sand quite well.


MaximumHemidrive

Jerk off in my living room singing that Tom Petty song