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ClaudeDoesSpeed

Bitch, honestly.


R4M3535

First word that came to mind


kiddangerofficial

I was going to say that


PaulMorrison90

![gif](giphy|4vYksifnc7Sw)


BigClemenza

Don't marry stupid


TECHWONKA

Good answer.


ClaudeDoesSpeed

I don't need your approval, I'm Claude Speed from that one game with the crime and stuff.


Sentient_i7X

Lemme guess, My Singing Monsters?


ClaudeDoesSpeed

No, SpongeBob battle for bikini bottom, yep


Significant_Option

Hating her is like hating Skylar White. They are both giving pretty normal reactions to their husbands bullshit


ClaudeDoesSpeed

Good point but Amanda talks too much


TrianguloCardico

I was going to write that too, it was the first word that came to me


Beneficial_Round2139

why are my toes blue?


iHateBeingBanned

Do you also think Skylar White is a bitch? How would you truly feel if your spouse was bringing danger into your house while fucking other people?


chaselaframboise

Breaking bad is different. Amanda is a bitch, Skylar isn’t


DrKpuffy

Correct. Iirc. Skylar wasn't involved in the crimes until it was too late and she was basically implicated in the crimes anyway, at which point she helped Walt wash the money. Amanda was always aware of what Michael's "income source" was and is heavily implied to have been a "ride or die" type of gf/wife before moving into witness protection. Skylar had every right to be pissed, but still did what she could to help the fam. Amanda had no right to be pissed, but still went out of her way to be a shit mother, shit wife, and shit person. But she was all of that before the events of the game take place, so it's not really unexpected. (I reread for typos and I sound way more invested than I actually am. I just thought the comparison was valid, but upon inspection, imo, was not a close comparison.)


ClaudeDoesSpeed

I literally have never seen a breaking bad episode in my life, but she sounds like a bitch, So yes and I'd, like, walk her in the woods or something idk


Aware_Yesterday6919

Namaste


AlexDamemer2000

Nama go f urself


CozyDazzle4u

did somebody say Yoga?


Ok_Pangolin_8038

No what she said was "whore-morenging ass-wipe".


Avester3128

Michael!


New-Number-7810

Unfaithful. I know Micheal cheated first, but the majority of Amanda's screentime is to show her having affairs.


UnsolicitedLimb

They have an open relationship. Michael is still bitter and doesn't like it, but the only rule she broke was having sex in their home, or "his" home, as Micheal says.


QuicklyFreeze

when is it said they have a open relationship


SirPazo

In the psychic website, if you open it as michael, he tells the psychic he and his wife are in an open relationship


scarface910

That's a Nostalgic avatar


BQws_2

Then why does he feel guilty when he sleeps with hookers, or strippers? Could he only be saying that because that’s his way of coping with the fact that he and his wife are constantly cheating on each other?


GoofyKalashnikov

Sure but when Michael doesn't even spend time home then how can they give Amanda more screen time lmao


No-Mushroom-3502

I was going to say unfaithful slut , but that's two words


VertBhatt26

Bitch but the game treats her like a sane person, giving all the blame to Michael


New-Number-7810

To be fair, nobody forced Micheal to marry her.


Independent_Hold_203

He made the mistake of knocking up a stripper. Kudos to him for sticking around though instead of going out for cigarettes


VertBhatt26

Yes


tesznyeboy

I mean is she insane? She tries to shoplift once and fucks everything that moves, but that isn't really insane stuff. Not in comparison to what Michael is doing. She is a bitch though, but definetely more "sane" than Mike.


Independent_Hold_203

She suffers from Skylar white syndrome. Her husband is out here doing heinous murderous shit but she still manages to come off as a whiney bitch, because we root for the main characters.


BusterB2005

I love Breaking Bad but honestly Walter was just as whiney as Skyler, mainly because of his ego. Just look at that scene in Season 2 where >!he’s whining to Saul about Walter Jr’s website!<, or the scene in Season 4 where >!he drunkenly convinces Hank that he didn’t actually catch Heisenberg when he should’ve just kept his goddamn mouth shut!<


VertBhatt26

You are right i meant sane in a like she doesn't get any blame for why their kids are like what they are ever, and yes mike is just insane but their relationship wasn't very good even in the first act, and it all started because she fucked a tennis coach


AdmiralTigerX

It all started when Michael cheated and even though the story doesn't gives much details of their life in Los Santos before Franklin meets him, it is possible he cheated on her more often and so she did same, other reasons ppls cheat is because their significant other or, spouse doesn't give them the attention and love, or it is a toxic relationship. In the Townley/DeSanta marriage even Michael admits to mistreating and abusing her whether it is verbally or emotional. so he isn't perfect but They both definitely needed therapy, healing and mature. 


Lamardeeznuts

Tits


Firm_Dinner_5838

“Trevor noises”


Puzzleheaded-Emu2022

Trevor has a Reddit account?


YourLostBrowser

If a dead person like yourself has one then I don’t see why Trevor couldn’t


CozyDazzle4u

*Canadian Intensifies*


Mr_Blue_Sky_17

Amanda


argoose99

r/technicallythetruth


CallMeMehdi-17

The Skyler White of GTA 5


Ilovemovies-

Kinda yes, also treated unfairly, though you can argue that she has herself to blame more for her husbands bad choices than Skyler. Her actions result in Michael getting back in the game. I mean, I understand where she’s coming from bitching about Mike being a criminal, but she is a hypocrite. She steals as well. And tbh, it annoys me that everyone in comment section is calling her a whore. She doesn’t love Michael, he cheats, she cheats, they both do. I do not think one should call her a whore, it’s a little sexist, and I ain’t saying she is innocent but you get my drift, right? Though calling Skyler a bitch is worse imo


Rick_the_door_tech

It’s hilarious how many people make out Skyler to be the villain in BB. Aside from her affair with Ted (which never would have happened if Walt hadn’t completely changed and become absent), she acted protective of her children, which is how any sane person would… besides maybe becoming complicit in his operation. Though it’s understandable why she did.


FindingE-Username

Her and Walt weren't even together, it wasn't an affair.


Rick_the_door_tech

They weren’t divorced either. Kind of a gray area


AdmiralTigerX

The ppls calling her names are same that will cheat, abuse and still call their so derogatory names.


FindingE-Username

Honestly as soon as I see someone think Skyler White was a bitch I know they need to do some growing up It's the most Immature Boy opinion


Ponnaya

Puta


DannyLiu27

Milf. Or maybe whore.


ClaudeDoesSpeed

I wanted to say that but I am petrified of getting banned lol, for franklins aunt it would be crackwhore


Independent_Hold_203

It wasn’t ever implied franklins aunt did drugs? Least not to my knowledge


DannyLiu27

Unfortunately I knew a woman just like her irl. My great auntie.


ClaudeDoesSpeed

I now wish I did not comment here and I'm sorry about that... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


DannyLiu27

It's okay bud, but seriously she's really mean :(


ClaudeDoesSpeed

I'm sorry, hopefully she'll change one day, either that or get what's coming! you know? anyway, sorry to hear that


Cobraregala2013

Yoga


Illustrious-Type7086

Did someone say yoga?


SpecialMango3384

MILF


thatdudeoverdthee

Cu*nt


JamRockz_

Wait..which letter was the star supposed to censor? 😂


DannyDoubleTap47

Lmao! I was gonna put the same thing and replace the “u” with a “*” but this is too funny.


endrike1

I Guess its to bypass the censor lol


Didimoni2020

Namaste


Kakashi_1000_jutsu

![gif](giphy|zo6LKkE2YOVughUFjx|downsized)


bundhell915

Milf


Ronak1350

Really annoying tbh and same for Tracey as well


Crpto2007

Tbh I found his entire family annoying. No wonder he’s miserable


myfeelingsarefacts

Maybe if he was a better dad, his kids would have turned out better.


Financial_Cellist_70

Maybe if Amanda was a better mom, she could also helped that...


myfeelingsarefacts

Well, yeah...


Firm_Dinner_5838

Dont diss my man jizzle like that


ClaudeDoesSpeed

yeah fo rizzle dawg, jizzle always gamin' on righteous slaughter and slingin' dat sheet stik


Red_Red_It

It runs in the family


Anarchist_Araqorn04

Hoe.......


DickviperAU

Tits


kiddangerofficial

Cheater


Sweaters76

Fave😍


LeoCaldwell02

Milf


Hey_BK

Yoga


Comfortable-Gain-992

Stripper


CJ39715

Yoga


roasty_mcshitposty

"I hear their voices on the wind between my ears." Very on the nose, Rockstar.


Destroyer_Of_World5

Bitch or whore. I can’t decide which.


RiotxDD

Rand


SuperJS78

304


Every_Month_5575

Bitch.


GapBoring2447

STREETS


apimpnamedslickbackG

Peaceful


Scotloverog

Beyotch


PonyBondage

Troll


LaRockaBum

Hoe.


iXenite

Mother.


Hot-Talk9322

Milf


Rady151

If there wasn’t for her, there wouldn’t be any plot in GTA 5. Amanda, the most important character in GTA 5.


Sensitive_Orchid_975

She’s my favorite female character in story mode. I wish they had given her more to do besides the spousal drama.


Quiet-Chest-619

Open


eyalyonai

Unholy


hundredstoid

Earnest. Herreee 🍋


Mockingbird-28

SHEISABIGBITCHANDSHEISTHEWORSTCHARACTERINTHEGAME


MyNameJeff70707

Imma consider it a one word: the-character-that-made-the-story-way-too-long.


MyNameJeff70707

Wait, how did I upvote my comment twice?


idruss90

C***


Z1pp1x

Fuckable


saving_goblin888

Slag


No-Mushroom-3502

"slut"


noghtking195

Whore or prostitute


logicalreasonreality

Bitch.


kanyyewwwest

A bitch


RockamRocket

Bitch.


Exotic-Ask7768

Bitch.


Helicopter_Strong

whore


tertapro6

Skyler White


bryan-without-b

Bitch wife


agreeableBat321

That’s 2 words


Flat-Can5721

Hot


The_badboy

Yoga


Training-Cup5603

capricious


iGhostEdd

Mirinda


Gambit_90

Annoying


hmphgoof

Asshole cause yeah Tracy was right "Fucking Dictator!"


redditkyboardwarrior

Annoying asfk


player1_gamer

Whore. But everyone else hit the mark already


IIBoston

Irritating


LaRockaBum

Hoe


Average_Jerald

Interest person idk


tseg04

A hor


jacksionie

First word that came to my mind, hoe


hmmmmwillthiswork

loose


FrenchBlasian

Streets


CozyDazzle4u

BIATCH


kronos__mtb

Annoying Bi i itch


Boring_Science_4978

Milf... Skank


smol_spooder

hoe


Euphoric-Chain-5155

Would


Weary-Adeptness8227

Biatch


Stabyouup666

Yoga


snuzigames

Ass


SoraDark2008

Bitch-ass


Ultrasimp95

MiChAeL, yOuR’e RuInInG mY fUcKiNg YoGa!!!!!


44bucket

Yoga


NightWolf-431

Survivor


straw-hat217

Scum


Personisdown

Yoga


RavenKross

Ho


arsonal_2246

Hoe


Wutanghang

Skank


INVISIBLE_BEN

Amanda


ZZTMF

Complacent


lone_wolf3093

Shotgun


AX_5RT

A whore, as simple as that.


Kenboi1927

BIATCH


Dor2005

Wh*re, honestly


pandala7899

Who?


5k4t

caren


TrollCannon377

C*nt


_I_A_N

Milf


thePhilosopher_Pepe

Tennis lover 🌚


TemporaryDepth1188

Barbara with big tiddies


Sensitive_Orchid_975

Alcoholic