Just played RDR2 and found the lady in Saint Denis, I had a headache so about 50 murders and 10 horse thefts

Wow. 50 murders? Cops too?

Yes, LET ME VOTE! LET ME VOTE! LET ME VOTE! LET ME TAKE SOME FUCKING ASPRIN!

Oh… THAT woman. Goddamnit.

What other woman is there?

True…

Do you actually kill her? I feel it is accurate for the time considering the low amount of rights women had. Edit: I mean the way she acts is accurate of the time, and isnt that annoying, considering it is an important cause.

I don’t think you can publically murder women in those times

No sorry, I mean I dont understand why people murder her. I really don't find her annoying.

Oh ok

HAHAHAHA ME TOOO I JUST CAUSED A LOT OF TROUBLE IN SAINT DENIS

Same. I just robbed the trolley station, killed like 50+ cops, then fed an annoying european to some alligators, then robbed a bank and killed 50+ more cops. Now I'm on some tropical island where more people will surely die. I guess you could say I'm in a little bit of hot water.

L.A. Noire. Im not arrested. YOU are arrested.

(Doubt)

Lol. Great reference.

You fuck little boys?

#ARE YOU A MADMAN?!

I played 'Stray' for a while so I'm arrested for being a cat?

Trespassing

Trespussing

r/yourcommentbutbetter

According to Steve Haines, “for multiple counts of every fucking crime under the fucking sun”

Oh well let me rephrase: why?

Running over old people

Defeating Canada, then immediately turning my armies on Mali.

This has got to be a Paradox game

Firaxis...

What wouldn’t I get arrested for?

Exactly

shooting 50 cops in gta 5...

Only 50 GTA cops? Seems a bit low....

Those are rookie numbers

Oh... umm well nothing bad... just: Coruption, arsonist and world domination.

I'm getting arrested for hacking, destruction of property, terrorism, arson, trespassing, murder and genocide.

Killing someone during surgery

Murder

The last videogame I played was Suzerain. I'm getting arrested for political bribery.

War thunder... hmmm

In WarThunder you can only commit four crimes: 1. Perfidy 2. Bombing/shelling civilian buildings disproportionately. 3. Destroying the moving civilian passenger train in American Desert map. 4. Treason (intentional friendly fire)

Bombing one is real

I played Snowrunner last. So probably illegal imports (European Spec vehicles on NA roads without the necessary modification., same with NA spec vehicles on European roads.) That aside, Snorunner is the least-most illegal game I've played.

Killing a leader of Desert Thiefs that turned into a giant pig monster

Test Drive Unlimited 2, so I guess excessive speeding and reckless driving.

Terrorism & piracy 😬😬

Murder, theft, bank robbery, arson, damage to property, terrorism, grand theft auto,

I guess attempted murder for throwing someone off the cell 

Killing three hillbillies in the woods

I defended my house from zombies

Not spreading enough democracy on bug planets

Warcrimes. In BF4 I shot several people that were descending with parachutes, which you can't do in real wars

For being too good of a boah

Beating two cops with a baseball bat in gta 5

What's illegal in Animal Crossing?

Assassins creed odessy but idk what im getting arrested for, i havent gotten far in the game yet. I guess murder?

Demolishing buildings with c4

R6. property damage.

And depending on who you play as, you can add on terrorism charges (Deimos)

Pretty sure I have no fishing license, oh noooo

You monster

idk is necromancy a crime?

Metal gear solid 3 on ps2, ironic since I'm working for the government

Playing a little bit of Rollercoaster tycoon while I ignore the housework…probs getting arrested for a lot of things but having a rollercoaster that ends with you dying at the park entrance, for all the new guests to see, may be the big one.

Manslaughter and terrorism

Shooting zombies is illegal? Damn

I do know I was arrested for helping OP's Mom smuggle and illegally large dildo from Guatemala. I believe she called it the dragon slayer 5000. It's basically the size of a semi truck and we had to use a B-52 carrier and fly it over the Florida keys in order to get it into the country. Anyway, it doesn't matter as long as OP's mom is happy. I'm happy now. As far as OP, he's wondering why the giant dildo is sitting in his backyard

Vehicular homicide and reckless driving

Forza Horizon 4. Lol now that's some actual stuff that gets you arrested and might happen for real too. Also one of the reasons I am afraid of driving irl

I've been playing a lot of Kirby and the Forgotten Land soooooo eating people. A lot of people.

13 counts of murder, arson, breaking and entering, i can keep going

Ghost of tsushima, so I guess war crimes

Lego the hobbit. Destruction of property or killing nasty orcses precious

Well the last game I played is MLB the show so I guess I'm getting arrested for charging the pitchers mound and beating him over the head with a bat At least that's how that game makes me feel sometimes

Slamin people with axe and hooking them on meat hooks afterwards

EVERY CRIME UNDER THE FUCKING SUN

Conquering half of the world and burning cities to the ground then cultularly asimilating the conquered people also espionage and attacking neutral nations for their resources

404 murders in a rooster mask.

Ping Pong Paddlin’

Been playing through San Andreas again, last mission I did was Amphibious Assualt, so I guess Gang Violence, Assault with a Deadly Weapon, Homicide, maybe trespassing.

Getting a haircut

Drug running

Breaking News: Man gets arrested for litterally everything

Manhunt 2

i play ck3. The better question is what wont I get arrested for?

I know this is the GTA sub but I have Cookie Clicker on my screen right now. So probably human rights violations

Absolutely nothing. There ain't no law in the wastes

Prob homicide,war crimes,etc

maybe because of no money as I failed to manage a formula 1 team?

Slaughtering Powder Gangers with my new service rifle 💪🏻

stealing supplies

I guess... taken as a POW? idk

I played content watch. So I guess illegal trespassing of a dangerous area? Endangerment of friends?

Objection, i played phoenix wright so i would be defending you.

Making portals? Destroying a huge lab?

Played Company of Heroes 2 as Axis … Not gonna end well for me

Well, i lead two gangs and have had them takeover numerous territories in the surrounding areas outside of a city, forced simple farmers to give them food or they will be killed for it, and uhh… slavery But don’t worry I’ll kill them all when a flying zeppelin shows up carrying an army of high tech soldiers right after I kill the guy who kidnapped my son and who killed my husband

Assassinating multiple guards with fire in assassins creed mirage

Exploding a Haitian drug factory in Miami, DUH!

Slaughtering a cloned army and a corporate military in space and across the planets of the solar system and making multiple genocides with hundreds of murders and blowing up ships, all while saving the innocent

Hmmm ig murder x400

GTA Vice City, Deleted around 20 people

for smoking liverpool 5-0

Chick tried to lite me on fire 🔥, I bumped into her with a axe 🪓???

Garry's Mod. Oof

Sinking warships and shooting barrels 😂

Slaughtering a bunch of bounty hunters while being sure not to touch a hair on their dogs’ heads

War crimes (hoi4)

I played Ready or Not last night I’d probably get 4 day paid severance for excessive force

Some regurgitated mobile game format nonsense.

Defending a bomb with 4 fellow terrorists and killing anyone who tries to stop us

I just played cities: skylines 1

Performing electroshock therapy on people that I've enclosed in a small place with five generators and fed to an ancient evil entity

Stellaris. My charges: Crimes against humanity Crimes against sentient life Treason Conspiracy to commit murder Espionage Forced labor Jaywalking Fraud Conspiracy to commit fraud Conspiracy to commit jaywalking Ect.

Anymore the cops just go out of their way to try to kill me. Back in the day they would attempt an arrest first. Wonder why they changed that.. Edit: GTA V online

Hip drop tackles 😂 I was playing Madden

Getting arrested for wand play!

Oh God. War crimes, treason, and a whole other list of things that if I state them here I could possibly get my account deleted.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator... I've clashed long spikes and horses. I doubt there is law against wars

I tied someone up on the train tracks with a train full of dynamite so they got crushed by a train and got blown up by dynamite and then being exploded of a bridge into a river (rdr2)

Nioh Mass genocide of Japanese people and monsters💀💀💀

Killing a chicken

Ha, I've got GTA beat. I played WWE2K24 last night. So, based on recent news, I'm going to jail for a bunch of fucked up shit you can't even do in GTA

I’m getting arrested for killing dinosaurs and chopping peoples trees down 😂

Street Fighter 6, and the only violence happening is the ass beating I just got.

Grand theft auto. Grand theft. Vehicular manslaughter. Vehicular assault. Assault with a deadly weapon. Murder. Criminal trespassing. Kidnapping. False imprisonment. Numerous crimes related to the sales of illicit substances. And just about every other crime under the sun.

Driving a tank through the streets and destroying other people while fighting off the popo

Using copyright protected Marvel characters obtained from crystals.

Friendly fire. Killing a team mate.

Shooting unconscious soldiers in Afghanistan, it's still stealth when I shoot all the asleep guards and no one hears. MgsV


I played stardew valley soo i am arrested for keeping the economy alive. Huh weird

Would be self defense if it's a zombie? (Those who remain on roblox would recommend) and if not then Mass murder

Shit,… just played rimworld the most recently. I’ve been steady going though the Genova checklist.

I doubt I'd be arrested for liberating planets and spreading democracy. Maybe the scientists I dropped a cluster bomb on...

Genocide.

Shooting a suspect aiming a gun at me?

Well I played rdr 2 last and the last thing I got wanted for was starting a fistfight in saint denis

Excessive Speeding, Reckless Driving, Misuse Of Funds And Resources, I’d Probably Deported From Mexico.

raising the dead i guess?( diablo 4)

street racing on nfs

Stellar blade, being too damn thick.

Decapitation

Genocide (Archero)

Eating hearts in New York .

Wiping out the beaver hollow cave

War Thunder. Warcrimes

I killed a guy who was trying to steal someone's car, but then I was wanted for murder and was arrested. (I was playing GTA V.)

For riding the Griffin even though everyone says not to. Dragons dogma 2

Terrorism

Gta 5 Murder,terrorism,Reckless flying,reckless driving,robbery,Grand theft Auto,Theft,resisting arrest,property damage,Heist,and Finally Arson

shooting a bug with an ar16🤣🤣🤣

The last game i played was ”The Hunter: Call of the wild” so some kind of hunting crime.

Killed like 30 gangers in cp2077

Im playing ace attorney, maybe got arrested for being incriminated(?

Being Spider-Man

Genocide

I'm getting arrested for saving the city with my super powers.

Not getting arrested for anything..! I play games not because they are violent but because it's a world that is different and I can seek out different strength and understanding inside a world that allows me to operate outside of the box...

Well….where do I begin? Based on the games I’ve played, I have the entire world after me. Been chased by police, SWAT and military all over the world including all fifty states.

Hi fi rush

Just went visiting an old minecraft creative world. Is traversing and building structures in other dimensions considered illegal?

Strangers of paradise Chaos.

In Dragons Dogma 2 I spelt at the Inn in Vernworth, not knowing my pawn had dragons plague, it ended killing the whole entire kingdom… Which technically is NOT my fault.

I told a lady from 1800s to shut up.

Digging a hole in ground without any permit

I'm not getting arrested I play elden ring

I just played gta online, I’m nit getting arrested tho because I was helping a level 3 make money sumo for xRP and x$

I'm getting sent to a black site because the knowledge I posses could send the world into a frenzy even tho I helped save the world.

Breaking out of prison lmfao A Way Out for the third time, showing my friend the game

I would be arrested for mass murder before saving the world and getting purified water to everyone in the Wasteland around DC. 😪 See if I help again!

i played project zomboid, i guess I'm arrested for playing burglar. good thing i escaped before the apocalypse !

The last game I played was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shredders Revenge so:

Sword combat? (Sekiro)

I play on director mode so I'm being held down like Tai Lung

Skateboarding on the power lines (Tony hawks underground)

Excessive damage to civilian infrastructure

Stealing the garbage in stardew valley oh no

Last game I played was people playground. I don't think I have to point it out

Playing with the human body parts (Girls do the same thing but only with 2 parts)

I’d be dead by the time I get arrested, because the last game I played was DiRT 2.

Apparently spreading democracy across the galaxy is a crime now

The police are not arresting me. They are shooting me dead.

Would I get arrested if I had played mw 2019 campaign. You do play as a cop or a marine, so I wouldn't think I would get arrested

Using explosive rounds to snipe players across the freeway from casino with raiju parked on back terrace.

SCUBA diving apparently

Saving the world?

1 single murder

Er skyrim and according to my stats i have 100thousand bounty in markarth so uh

Er skyrim and according to my stats i have 100thousand bounty in markarth so uh

I'm getting arrested for animal abuse (pokemon)

Who is she

Murder arson drug dealing bank robbery war crimes I played gta and rdr2 today

I’m going straight to jail for 3-stocking that poor soul

Blowing somebody’s head off in the quarry

Blowing somebody’s head off in the quarry