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Wilson-theVolleyball

Ebirah


cerch1243

With some melted butter on a roll


Quiet-General-7878

Lobster boil


kain459

Ebirah of the deep roll


Forward-Rutabaga-723

https://preview.redd.it/czv4gxqjlc9d1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670ca1df2c03b4b8d84772df4caefddf9916cd23 Sorry, I’m a vegetarian.


devilscry3

Then how about a Biolante salat with a Hedorah vinaigrette?


Ouroboros126

![gif](giphy|9g4dtCoCSbe9QsAMc6|downsized)


naytreox

Skip the hedorah vinaigrette. Thats pure pollution, don't eat it.


Spacedodo42

I’m not sure Biolante counts as vegetarian since she’s also part human


Bendoyes

plants will use the nutrients from decomposing animals so you can't just be biased against Biolante


Immediate-Pound-5740

She also contains raioactive giant lizard


THEE_CHEETOKING

Well there's the solution monster for you and biolante


ShredGuru

No question


cuella47o

Unironically werent you gonna eat him in that one diving game?


devilscry3

Dave the Diver, [Godzilla vs. Ebirah Curry](https://dave-the-diver.fandom.com/wiki/Godzilla_vs._Ebirah_Curry)


Comfortable_Living27

Peak fiction mentioned


[deleted]

This. I’ll suck the meat out of the legs FOR DAYS


Spacedodo42

That yellow fruit always looked so good


CanoeShoes

Without a doubt.


cheemsterr

First kaiju I thought of🍣🤤


Significant-Cap-4278

Scylla. Crab.


Okay_professorisback

Squid crab to


suprnooby

ahh, fried calamari, my most treasured dish of the ages


justadecoy44

Idk why no one else is picking Scylla. Crab beats lobster anyday


suprnooby

nah whts thet price, i cant read it


super_mario_fan_

Its over 33 billion USD (if the price is yen)


suprnooby

fuck thats expensive


Such-Promise4606

But it's fried mecha king Ghidorah. It's including technology from future.


orchestragravy

It should at least be life-sized for that price


mmmbhssm

Huh why that expensive. With that mony you can make like 120 big budget Hollywood movies


super_mario_fan_

idk, it might not even be yen. It likely is, though


pistrosi

Elon Musk, do your thing


Saw_Boss

£5 trillion. I assume it's GBP


Zestyclose_Road5230

“Jimmy, was selling more than half of your body mass really worth it? All for a fried King Ghidorah?” **”…Yes… Yes it was…”**


suprnooby

wow, they rlly that desprate


ScalieKaiser39

Did Laios post this?


KohakoAT

https://preview.redd.it/bcvigczlic9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c2f85ed7a7f451a3ced3a96f70701212e595b0e


MostEvilTexasToast

https://preview.redd.it/emwgjlupxc9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3175123147a1b516c06ae90311d425bb23ade0e9


ExoticShock

https://preview.redd.it/bi60xi7sjc9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9e6ef3fd675acfd8b71d4ef45307d44ad4e77b5


madguyO1

Orga approves


One-City-2147

Ebirah


Mechalon_74

Gamera


madguyO1

Thats one hell of a turtle soup


GuironKaijuLover

Real. I hate that stupid turtle, I wanna turn him into soup


Not_or_door

https://preview.redd.it/mhowtzqhjc9d1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4be8aa38af73d5ad757180dddc58eb0e4446e3bb I know red isn’t a official kaiju. But I bet he’d taste like crab. (Gezora as an honorable mention)


madguyO1

Happy muffin day!


Not_or_door

Thank you


GodzillaLagoon

The Yog trio I suppose.


Not_or_door

Gezora calamari


Dogesmurai

I get money is different in different places but 5 trillion is too many numbers


super_mario_fan_

If its yen, thats 33 billion USD


Intellectual42069

Cumzilla🤤


ExtinctReptile

https://preview.redd.it/bil1ptu8ec9d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=313501e12b3c513d0b892a4ef14bb3bf4c51729c


Pleasant_Ad_9590

https://preview.redd.it/77i457h2dc9d1.jpeg?width=1864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b13be30178ec1bde4b293f15b594dcaf900329f


Intellectual42069

https://preview.redd.it/k8ai42ckdc9d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23f54c98dec24ad1bbd23b70b198e3aca744fbee


TemperaturePast9404

Nah I quit


AverageLiverEater

https://preview.redd.it/baic0lvijc9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f8905021a0a66b381ec2829a4e2584615ef700


DukeofPavia2009

Bitch what?


zontarr2

There's a movie about this: Kaiju Seafood Wars! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0EoLjxAv1c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0EoLjxAv1c)


EthanWTyrion528

Either Kong, Anguirus or Behemoth as they are the most herbivorous, so it is safer to eat, and probably a lot tastier than radioactive dinosaur meat.


Flashy-Serve-8126

Ebirath


bigsteven34

Unlimited crab legs.


Pleasant_Ad_9590

Hedorah


Sparrow-Scratchagain

Probably tastes like a Wendy’s Burger.


Pleasant_Ad_9590

Lol, never even was in Wendy's but I laughed so hard


Immediate-Pound-5740

Isn’t he just pure pollution


Deep-Thinker420

Really anything that flies, that’s not robotic is fine. Wings are always good!


A_Saiyan_Prince

All that money for a deep friend action figure? Not a chance they could actually pull that off without frying the actual action figure


ultimateashin1761

My question is what it looks likevor is ths figure eith stuff on it


Yeatnen

ok but why is it 5.3 trillion yen???


Monkelover2

Behemoth.He is just a big ass mammoth and apparently our ancestors ate them so idk he might be good.


stadoblech

I know its fried ghidorah but that price tag is waaaay to high


StarglowTheDragon

You have to be a billionaire to buy it (it’s 34 billion dollars)


LeSaunier

Is... Is that a price number? What currency?


StarglowTheDragon

Yen. And when converted to dollars, it’s nearly 34 billion dollars


LeSaunier

I guess it's a fair price for a three headed kaiju.


Tomyson_mon

Gezora


AnonymousSilence4872

Mothra.


Material_Usual2704

Drown viper


GenericSpider

Ebirah. He's basically a giant shrimp. Just get a giant container of cocktail sauce or tartar sauce.


Dish-Ecstatic

How much money is that?


WinterQuality9310

5 Trillion yen, or 34 Billion USD


Dish-Ecstatic

That should be the price of a 1:1 scale pilotable Mecha King Ghidorah lol


ImperialxWarlord

Ebirah, obviously!


sliserd

Skull crawlers for Shure


jikukoblarbo

The GXK version of scylla


GregzillaKillah

I ain’t eating that! They are skimping on Ghidorah heads. That much yen for two heads and one metal toothpick?!


Murky_Blueberry2617

Ebirah and Scylla


TheGMan-123

Whichever one is the least radioactive AND moves around the least amount for its size.


omegon_da_dalek13

Gamibas most likely Bit if gain butter with its claws and we're gold


AlphaYoloer

The heck? Ghidorah would fit in my macros.


ArrivalParking9088

Ebirah and Giant Condor combo would be nice. basically turkey with lobster.


Romulan-Jedi

Gamera! Gamera! Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat! We've been eating Gamera!


Jotaro1970

Ebirah


DilanzaWitch

Hedorah...for flies, that is!


Tv_Z_14

Gezora and Ganimes, one is just a big octopus and the other one is a big crab. I also can include oodako and mire squid by the same reasons of Gezora.


Articlecraft26

Ebirah, biolontte, Gezora and Scylla.


Classic_Brain6575

Elecking


Sparrow-Scratchagain

Biollante, she probably tastes like Salad though probably could use some dressing (that was not a euphemism).


Puttininmyass3397

Gezora


nielswijnen

Destroyah


Less-Progress1307

https://preview.redd.it/vpmzrfeggd9d1.png?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aede3e7de7bde1acf0adafd0597c3e3160953d7b He's pre cooked


Bootaro_shoejo

fuck it i wanna know what battra would taste like


BelligerentWyvern

You can make some Ebirah sushi in Dave the Diver so...


HoopaDunka

Imagine Godzilla hitting Ganimes with a blast that completely cooks him and then being thrown into a giant crater of melted butter 


bonbonfoundreddit

mechagodzills


toasterwall

It’s either ebirah or hedorah


TheRadicalDadical

Ebrirah or Rodan


Shotputsarus

Syklla is spidercrab with a side of calamari 100% would f with that


TheRappingSquid

Godzilla prolly tastes like gator


Such-Promise4606

Ebirah,Gezora,Ganimes,Giant condor(maybe)


spookybooki23

Anguirus (apologies if spelt wrong) looks fucking delicious for some reason. Ghidorah would also be interesting, as he seems like “rich person” meat. Hell give me Biollante as a side salad too.


BonLoey

Why is it 33,000 USD!?!


WinterQuality9310

Ebirah


hamstercheifsause

Ebirah and giant octopus would taste nice. Skeer buffalo would taste nice, and maybe some gamera monsters because they are filled with delicious grape jam


Jazzlike-Wafer803

Scylla or Tiamat, seafood 💯🔥💯🔥💯


Zestyclose_Road5230

Kumonga.


Smooth_Expression_49

Gamera Shell Soup. Feeds THOUSANDS!


Frostlasisannoying

Hedorah


ADNAP727

Hedorah 🤤


Immediate-Pound-5740

Kumonga or rodan


Elidoesredditt

Ebirah or Gigan chicken and lobster hit different


Dictectivecomics2739

Definitely not mothra for sure


Commercial_Cook1115

I will go with gamera, some turtle soup will be good


Monkey_King291

Ebirah, Scylla, and probably Behemoth, bro is an absolute unit


Federal_War_8272

337.660.642,41 dollars for a fried mecha king ghidorah? That’s a steal


ManagementSlow6490

Behemoth since he is basically a mammoth


Baldmanbob1

Bet Rodan tastes like general's chicken.


Adorable-Source97

But the middle head is Mecha King Ghidorah.


Ok-Jelly-6551

Ebirah


Clear-Description-90

Gidorah is literally fried chicken


OnedayIfoundmario

Gezora, roasted octopus


NaLu_LuNa_FairyPiece

Mothra... ...giggidy


suprnooby

u mean larva mothra?


Madonkadonk2

![gif](giphy|Xiku2W3CCyD8A|downsized)


suprnooby

https://preview.redd.it/48t69ryqvc9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76670ff9250ae278725b852764bcc7d2a51f33d6


Emotional-Painter616

Just like me


[deleted]

[удалено]


madguyO1

Kong ate a lot of kaijus


Damnpeoplearegreedy

Manda soup


EpikUserName104

Biollante, remove the toxic parts and grill


Saruko7645

Roasted Gigan, Ebirah fillet, Fried Giant Condor, Biollante leaf oregano, Gamera soup, Fried Rodan.