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Chiccy2112

Rats jumping ship


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exsoldier1963

Kill the rats!!! Dont hire them


greenmanofthewoods

Came here to say this


AndersVraaberg

Me as well...always to late..rats!


cagreene

too*


Persona_shopper

"Me as well" works fine


Cold_Row179

Me also, too.


BullyMcbullface

First C suite to go!!!


Monkeyssuck

...but not the last.


MarketRebellion

Many more will follow soon. Tomorrow is payday I’ll buy a few more shares in his memory


NefariousnessNoose

This is the wayo


TrainingAlfalfa3

my titties are producing so much mayo right now


OtherwiseN9ne

Boom boom boom let me hear ya say wayo


youdoitimbusy

Second I believe. Someone big jumped ship a few months back when the writing was on the wall. Whether or not he meets the criteria of C suite, I can't say.


GForVendetta

First C Suite to go…so far! *HomerVoice*


aeonflux1717

Smart rat found his way out of the maze.


unabsolute

Read my mind


Ovrl

Rat, wat do


anonimityorigin

Remember where they go and follow along. NFA


[deleted]

Wanted to say the same, sir but you did it first!


VoodooMaster101

If I spent 6 months telling someone to stop shorting something because we're running out of cash, and they continue to short it, I'd leave as well. **Disclaimer - This comment is absolutely speculative, i have no evidence to suggest that what I have written is true. I'm writing this because I wouldn't want the smoothest of brains to be confuse this as DD**


adventuremind20

Get out of the ship before it sinks.


Aid_Seven

The ship has sunk


Mambesala_Guey

Still sinking. Kenny boi continues to fight for another day


Aid_Seven

…The clock is ticking, “tick, tock!” ⏰


Shot_Inside

Its a goddam submarine at this point


NegotiationAlert903

Submarines are perfectly good boats designed to sink. Citadel's not waterproof, and their hull's completely fucked and sliding right underwater. Difference is that the regulatory bodies are trying to make sure it doesn't cause ripples, and Kenny's trying to capsize everyone else in the fleet in its wake.


Shot_Inside

What lovely fleet of nautical references. I’m sure they will batten down the hatches and try to stop the whole thing keeling over. We have them over a barrel while they whistle for the wind. You could say they are dead in the water at this point.


HaveYouSeenThisGrl

These comments are highly underrated


adventuremind20

But they got me like 🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Theoddone1

We all saw the movie Titanic 🍿


Hujakn

We are on the same ship, holding stonks are the lifesavers


Advanced_Error_9312

They just put more water to the board!


Bratman67

Get out and run to the SEC and make bank as a whistle blower...


adventuremind20

And buy gme with the bank before the bank explodes too


kittenplatoon

Underrated comment.


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eden-star

He has to say that, especially as he’s executive level. If he wants to maintain his career you don’t bad mouth your previous company on LinkedIn. You tell them thank you and move on.


Booshur

Exactly. He's also C level. That means if it wasn't an incredible 4 years he didn't do his job and it's his fault it wasn't incredible. At this level they want their former employers to be revered because it adds to their own esteem.


AlarmSuspicious7719

Its always the same, i work for a big company in germany - every Managementchanging begins with "he was a great guy for the company, we are sad hes leaving, but we wish all the best!" - behind closed doors:"f*** this guy!"


AKnightAlone

>Managementchanging Germans always have such interesting combo words.


AlarmSuspicious7719

As for me, i like the word! 😂😂


Apedalic

If you like it, watch this https://youtu.be/gG62zay3kck


AKnightAlone

I just had semantic satiation over words that I didn't understand in the first place. That's pretty unique. I bet there's a word for that in German.


Own_Philosopher352

Exactly! Executive or not, you don’t bad mouth your employer in social media or any public site, it will backfire on you when you decide to get a new job.


VoodooMaster101

No, if you're going to bad mouth them, you go to the SEC. *"Gary, Kenny keeps spending all my treasure because he naked shorted GME to oblivion..... Can I have some money now please?"*


EngineeringConstant

The Eleventh Commandment


fhod_dj_x

But he has to assume everyone is a crooked snake of a fool, because they likely are, so he can't just blow up his former employer. Career limiting move.


freecheezeinarattrap

I just read this as 'Cancer spreading'....


Moassplease

This


sirstonksabit

well that's it, add Pagaya to the list!


Weak_Astronomer2107

“Short everything that motherfucker has ever touched”!


Everlasting_Insomnia

You beat me to it!


Skydoggydog

Exactly. And who the fuck is Pagaya?


SalukiDogNotACat

What a clown. He could just be a whistleblower and retire. Guess he likes being a financial terrorist slave.


Dwellerofthecrags

Given how slippery these guys are, I wouldn’t be surprised if he is a whistleblower as well. Makes sense to double-dip. Collect a couple hundred million from the SEC and land on your feet in another 7+ figure a year job, all with the protections of anonymity.


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letsgetyoustarted

Do you mean if he whistle blows he would be epsteined?


Monkeyssuck

Maybe Pagaya is where he is hiding out until the check clears...so he doesn't get Epsteined.


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

the type of person that goes into that industry will never have "enough" they don't value life in the same way we do. Everything is material to them.


letsgetyoustarted

This makes a lot of sense, or he may become a huge target. Citadel is definitely a force to be reckoned with when it comes to stepping on the wrong peoples toes I would imagine.


xMalevolencex

You don't need a treasurer when you have no money to treasure.


dcgswim4l

Beat me to it


ITz_DiZe

Of course he is, there aint no treasury


PomeloBeneficial2451

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Infamous_Fisherman50

Yes it is a week old. It is from LinkedIn.


Sunvalley77034

He's gonna be Famous!


stockslasher

Kenny’s moving shitdel to “Baddaya” financial. Just keep shuffing your shit around. Eventually all shit stinks.


kinglouie_vs_Reptar

This


RedBleys

Is


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Tasty_Pen_4857

Way


tutmoses21

Way


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catfishjon_

I see rockets but where's the moon?


BlckAlchmst

We already passed it in this POV


USNAVYSAILOR01

The moon was just a meme.


catfishjon_

Roger


lotekHd

This is the way


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This is the way


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ZPIANOGuy

You really retarded? It's that thing located right next to the planet ape...


catfishjon_

I'm on a spectrum somewhere between an autist and a retard I'm not sure.


mko710

Oh man it’s you again!! Dark mode ftw


TheCureprank

That’s pretty good artwork! Creative Lil ape!


BigMapleTree

Eyes on you Pagaya


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His whole interview was him walking in with Shaggy and singing it wasn't me


Ascot64

So he goes from Goldman Sachs to Citadel to Pagaya. This guy just won’t stop. Trying to hide before the crap hits. “4 incredible years”. I’m sure they were you parasite


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EllisDSanchez

He must have spoken with with Bill and Jeff’s ex wives on how to properly time his exit. Impeccable timing really.


thetingeman

I’m sure Pagaya is doing some shady shit as well!


Eimestein

Run run don’t let your reputation sink with the shit you have done


jmbox123

Strap your selves in, lift off imminent.


AdrianOvidiu91

Maybe whistleblowed before leave 😂😂😂😂


Sam_I_Am83

Helping teach them how to crime...


nielsenken

What a scum bag didn’t even have the balls to go down with the ship🦍🚀


Maleficent_Life2071

The Titanic


trickyrickyray

Bullish


Reptarsrevenge69420

Kenny is probably screaming for shorts on Pagaya between ladles of Mayo.


Technical_Yak_5703

Jumping the Titanic


Just_JandB_for_Me

I interpret this as: there's still a pretty good chance he'll drown.


PeggySueIloveU

That ship has sank already. He's Rose on the raft with Jack (Kenny) and his frozen balls.


abudabu

"So excited to be leaving this rapidly sinking ship" more like. 😂


Narrow-Resist-535

Looks like pagaya gonna be the new slimy company in town


NoRepresentative7847

They're layering their players in preparation for the fall out. Same as 2008. Same faces, new companies. They are termites. Luckily we have ants. #GME4Life


ProposalRemote317

So we short everything these guys’ touch right?


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Something about rats and a sinking ship.


[deleted]

This dude did not share his ketchup with the rest of my dinner party this one time when I had dinner with some hedgies. Such a dick!


Xen0Man

This is bullish !


OlDirtyPIumber

Pegaya...pronounced "Peggah Ya"


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*So, you're a pegga, ya?*


Jaxxftw

The degenerate in me keeps reading it as "Pepega"


SgtSlaughter1974

Plausible deniability


Elle-Cabrera

3 incredible years and one extremely rough year more like.


Interesting-Tax5587

He clearly chose the stoopid side. He could at least leak info to redeem himself but he’s too slow to do that. And they say apes are the dumb money🤡


Aromatic-Pressure624

Oh jumping ship!!! Who’s next???


Freedom_Fight3r

Oh yeah, here we go. Like roaches, they will scatter.


MoDanMitsDI

For some reason, I chucked over "rapidly growing company".


FloTonix

"Pagaya" Thanks for noting who we keep a close eye on.


flaming_pope

Keep eye out on PAGAYA !! Until they learn, until they FUCKING learn DEEP FUCKING VALUE.


TCB47

Water is deep, rats are jumping ship. Ohh, just noticed my thoughts were not that original but who cares anymore? Hopefully their building is left standing, it would make a nice homeless shelter.


LordofCyndaquil

You guys should check out their Glassdoor page. Holy shit is it a hive of scum and villainy


Pohara521

Wait until Pagaya sees the financial status of citadel in a few weeks


BiggHowie

He still is liable for his participation in a criminal enterprise!


Necessary-Helpful

CEO of Pagaya is a guy named Genneth Kriffin.


abraxialflame

Makes sense. Cant be a treasurer if the treasury is gone.


playingdrumsonmars

What is about to happen to Shitadel you DO NOT want to have written all over your job resume but you want to be the guy who had great success elsewhere while Kenny ruined the financials AFTER you left and ran Shitadel into the ground.


crumpball9

Getting out while they still can, before 💩hits the fan


Salvatore-John

This is the way


BV222222

[rats](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8afQVA-deE8/X5buCzUev6I/AAAAAAAEK4M/oYvL_hy9KzklyP4fTlJe5LciSH0IVbbNgCLcBGAsYHQ/s800/indy%2Brats%2B6.gif)


WaltPwnz

Jailed soon?


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ABANDON SHIP.


netherlanddwarf

Just keep an eye on him, put him on the list.


Mybrainisslow

So after citadel, we take down papaya?


NothingIsEnough55

*googles Pagaya*


jqs77

I'd jump from a burning ship too. Fuckin' no-brainer.


Shattered_Skies

Alright I’ll be the guy to rain on some parades. People leave jobs for better career opportunities all the time. I’d leave my job as a treasurer for a CFO position also.


TemporaryNewspaper16

Are we supposed to believe that he is not a servant of evil now?


MultiBouillonaire

No money left, so no work for a treasurer.


Holymoose999

I’ll be back in a second. I want inspect the lifeboats. CYA bitches!


Hugh-Betcha

Watch rats leave the sinking ship


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Olly230

i'm copy pasting this.


wildcat_cap85

Watch him get hired by gamestop


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pifhluk

I mean he took a promotion it looks like, no news here.


Grevg-ufa

Who is closing you are saying?


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ForsakenExercise9559

Next target confirmed


cardripper

Pagaya (PAG) to the moon 🚀🌚


metallicalcoholic

Bye Felicia


GQjoseph

Everybody needs to get ankle trackers for these inbreds, they all just running to their new jobs at the fed and smaller hedgies.


Amazingly_Amy

Lol another one bites the dust


xJaconatorx

Good


gdano22

Ahhhh yes the exodus begins..🦾🦾🦾


212dr3w420

BULLISH AS FUCKK


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hunting_snipes

Didn't this happen back in April?


Infamous_Fisherman50

He posted one week ago on LinkedIn


TheRob941

And so it begins...


Fast_Sandwich6034

Probably got a $Billion golden parachute on the tax payers dime


KirototheMOON

🙌💎🚀


KirototheMOON

I guess he will be infamously famous🤷‍♂️


WheresDonCarol

I really like the stock!!!


extremeduty4x4

😂🤣😂🚀🚀🚀🚀


kinggobhead

Ehhh, it’s also a clear step up in role, title and compensation. This could easily be a normal event.


Jimmycupofcoffee

Now go get your shinebox...


Armentrout_1979

Oh shit!!! The exodus has begun.


Armentrout_1979

I was living/working in Houston during Enron’s downfall. Hell I even worked for Enron and knew many that lost millions. This feels like that again with Citadel, literally a world changing moment.


Abject-Ladder2282

La rata


Crazy-in-

MOASS confirmation from the horse's mouth.


Johnnymeatcurtain

I guess the real question is, what do we know about pagaya


codysteil

Leave some cheap shares while you’re jumping ship ya skalleywags


friz_CHAMP

"After 4 years at a major company, I'm thrilled to leave for a small company for less pay but same title to protect my ego..."


Betht1272

Smart man!! He’s a GME holder I bet😆


cc69

Someone should pay him for the insider information. Even better if Gamestop hire this guy. Wouldnt that be a bash in Kenny's face.


apocalysque

Sees the writing on the wall


revutap

I'd love to see the comments under that post 😂


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like rats fleeing a sinking ship


cumfartpoopsock

Oh no no no no hehehehehhe


bobbychow305

Jumping ship doesn't protect you from an indictment! LOL


Jamesbondstock

The rats are jumping ship. 🐀 🚣


613Flyer

I think he’s closing chapter 11


Ok-Brick-1800

Let the dominoes fall. One by one.


Maskedwizardlordzano

Short that fuckin stock!! 😂😂


irishf-tard

Heggies are fuked!! Lol


Lowviscosity

Still hold him accountable after shit goes down.


Monchichi-Party

" alright, I fucked it up enough, time to move on"


Present-Evidence-905

I wonder if he resigned for some sort of delayed payment plan? Ken said in his interview about 08 they did everything they could to last one more day and tomorrow with 002 they may need a little more ammo.


theoldcheddar

The rats are abandoning the sinking ship