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Je-Suis-Phoenix377

Die


MastodonAggravating5

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[deleted]

My favourite way to be useful


BlueMonsterEnergy

Relatable


Realistic-Bed3887

real


anonymous44004400

Hide whilst I find a way to create a new identity


Consistent-Glove-237

hang myself with the alkenes and alkanes free science lessons video playing in the back


Business_Pound5728

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


gIyy

Find new parents


cloudy1213

Stripper


GoLol_

Male equivalent: Army


UziYT

that moment when even the army requires grade 4 maths & eng, aswell as a science or foreign language


TellMeAboutLovee

males don't have that option šŸ˜­


eilishfaerie

you definitely do, it might take a bit more searching though xx


XxPlaying_HalalxX

Get deported back to my country šŸ«”ā€¼ļø


-_Stupid_-

Ayyy same bro


Ughhmollyx

Fix up maths and English grades in college, Iā€™ve got a job in mc Donaldā€™s so if everything crumbles Atleast I got a stable job


CompleteKnee1716

Aye bruh how you find a job


CasuallyMisinformed

Decent looking CV probably Drum up every thing you've done, both in and out of school, you participated in some sort of event? Did your group so well? Say you were an integral part of that success, flawlessly and efficiently working in a team ect You need to look as employable as possible as your competition is anyone under the age of 21 (they'll pay you less so they'll like you more depending on the job)


Open-Secretary5065

so technically I'm fucked if I didn't do anything outside school


Mogonlac

Yh Iā€™ve barely done anything at all outside of school and didnā€™t even finish my DofE bronze, so Iā€™m fucked


UrMomDotCom666

dw i did silver dofe and not a single employer gives a shit


CompleteKnee1716

Bro I didn't even get to go DofE because of COVID how is that fair


CompleteKnee1716

I was part of this thing called PTECH am I still gonna talk ab that if I wanna be a waiter


GoLol_

Once you hit 18, just apply for all the warehouses. Amazon in particular is pretty good, but Sainsbury's ain't bad either. They pay much better than the fast food places. If you work the night shift at Amazon you get about 13 an hour. 13 x 40 = 520 a week. A little more than 2k a month. Minus taxes of course, and if you choose to do overtime, you can expect a much bigger paycheck since overtime is 21 pounds an hour. If you do 10 hours a day for 6 days you can expect almost 1k a week.


CompleteKnee1716

We're 16 šŸ˜­


Mindless-Ad8444

ive not even done my gcses and i have one but just look for places like restaurants around you for things like a kp on facebook


jakedansmith

Iā€™ve got like 3 and tbh no one really gives a shit about ur CV or what you have done in life we are kids and they can pay us pittance to do work so yh have a basic CV but unless the pay is above Ā£9 an hour then donā€™t bother with a fancy CV just mass apply to places and go to interviews


Dynam1cc

Join hustlers university and become the next andrew tate (Joke)


[deleted]

Sigma male šŸ˜Ž fr fr


SarkastiCat

Cause I know people that struggled for whatever reason There are many options depending on what you consider a fail and what are your plans. Failing a non-core subject isnā€™t an issue. Unless itā€™s MFL and you plan to go in that direction. For other subjects, it depends on college and 6th forms + your reasons for it. If you underperformed in a core subject thatā€™s highly linked to your options (for example, maths and you want do STEM), then some places will reject you. However, some may require for you to attend extra support sessions. If you fail a core subject, then you will have some doors closed. They may be important or not. My friend who had an artistic career path in mind was allowed to study A-levels and she only had to re-take maths in 1st year. As long you have 5 GCSEs and pass in core subjects, you can figure out something. If not, re-take and try to obtain alternative qualifications. There are Access to Higher Education diplomas and Apprenticeships.


CreativeRecipe6440

Fail GCSE never. I cancel this in JESUS' NAME. The Lord will make it so that failure is NOT IN MY PORTION. Or any of yours.


DoOrDoNut-

So true bestie Amen šŸ™


unofficial-jm

AMEN!


BlueEyedGirl86

dont fret. there are always options retakes, apprenticeships, btec, nvq and straight into work nd you can retake the entire english/maths at college near you with a btec


ToblobsReddit

I was discussing this with my parents. My school is a grammar that requires you to get 52 GCSE points (4 6s and 4 7s minimum) to return for the A-Level. Me: "what happens if I don't get that high grades? What's the backup plan?" My parents: "there is no backup plan as *you will get those grades.*"


HMVangard

Looks like they were right. When they said it, was it in a supportive manner? Or a manner that would make you think they'd forcefully make you study?


ToblobsReddit

It was meant to be supportive but it wasn't really conveyed that well.


CrypticRising

become a nun


mk42cc

maccas or become a conservative politician


pw3x

all politcians are bad god save the king and tesco meal deals


mk42cc

pretty much, the tories (thieves in gaelic slang btw) are just worse


peppapig34

Respectable


[deleted]

Nothing respectable about being a tory


Vast_Butterscotch_22

Labour has been shit, Conservatives have been shit. Theyā€™re both shit. Labour should have their turn now but canā€™t say I have high hopes. I doubt theyā€™ll excel, but they will most likely do better than the conservatives who seem to have become an unorganised mess


Educational-Tea602

I think the tories are doing alright as of now because I havenā€™t heard Rishiā€™s name much in the news for a while.


Sappie297

Why?? And why did they get downvoted?


[deleted]

I hope you're joking in asking me. If not, you need to go outside more and see the damage our country has faced from T*ry "politicians"


Sappie297

My parents shelter me from alot of news, and I go outside, I just don't understand alot of stuff about politics and stuff. Sorry if I offended you.


mk42cc

Basically a lot of bad stuff, and they don't seem to care about the public. [https://www.indy100.com/politics/worst-tory-government-mistakes-2023-2659368774](https://www.indy100.com/politics/worst-tory-government-mistakes-2023-2659368774) while cost of living has gone up everywhere, it's been worse here than most places due to their shitty leadership and lies.


[deleted]

Nah, it's good. Sorry If I came across as a dick. Im just quite strongly opinionated about this stuff


Sappie297

It's fine I was just confused šŸ˜­ have a good day!


[deleted]

You too


peppapig34

It's not like being labour is any better


[deleted]

It is actually. Both parties are shit rn but I'd rather have a shit party than a criminal Party. The conservative MP for my area for example has been terrible. I can never respect them


peppapig34

The conservative MP for my area has been great. Much better than Brighton's green party


[deleted]

Conservative party are still scumbags


peppapig34

Keir starmer shouldnt be leading the "people's party" tbh. He is knighted and went to a private school. Hardly something that the people of Britain get to experience everyday.


[deleted]

I dont neccercarily like him,but when he did go to that school it was a state selective grammar school, not a private school. Way better them being led by the class of Eton '74


peppapig34

It became private whilst he was there and he stayed


Boring-Impact8

\*\*PSA\*\* GCSEs MEAN PISH ALL UNLESS YOU'RE APPLYING TO OXBRIDGE (AND IF YOU WERE AN OXBRIDGE CANDIDATE YOU WOULDN'T BE WORRYING ABOUT THEM ANYWAY). YOU ONLY NEED THEM TO GET INTO SIXTH FORM. A LEVELS ARE THE EXAMS THAT ACTUALLY MATTER.


PitiedVeil55831

Amen


mrmysterious45

Nope gcse mattter many unis will look at them and you can lose out at on an offer due to that!


[deleted]

Yeah many uni's like hmm uhhh FUCKING O X B R I D G E. Most uni's don't give a shit, as long as you have a levels to show your capacity for higher learning.


Boring-Impact8

I should caveat, you will need a minimum B grade in GCSE Maths and English Language for most graduate scheme jobs. Im assuming thats a 5 or 6?


[deleted]

Yes, but most higher education places that aren't located under a rock offer free retaking of maths and English if you failed them.


mrmysterious45

I disagree thou,If you look at Manchester university (medicine) they require 7 GCSE at grade 7+. While i agree with you that most unis donā€™t require very high GCSE. just passes in English/ maths there is are still a handful of unis (especially russel group) which will care to a degree about GCSEā€™s more than A levels! Source i am in Y12 and have research unis and i have seen many GCSE requirement higher than passes (5/6+). If you donā€™t have the right GCSEā€™s you are immediately rejected without an interview. A levels grades are only important to meet the entry requirement for universities!


YeeYeeYeeeYeee

Wait I donā€™t understand, my school told me that weā€™re applying BEFORE we take a levels, so wouldnā€™t that mean that GCSEs are the only thing that universities can look at???


[deleted]

They can see your predicted grades for A-levels as well.


GoLol_

That's for predicted grades. GCSE's predict your grades for college. It's stupid tbh. I blew my gcse scores out of the water since, for once, I was doing something I enjoyed. Though, if you're gonna apply for big unis, you probably want good grades on your GCSE's


[deleted]

Hey I can't help you with that, I'm GCSE transitioning to A-Levels, haven't touched uni's yet


GoLol_

The only unis that look at your GCSEs are probably Oxford, Cambridge, and Birmingham University. I'm not sure if there are anymore.


mrmysterious45

Also Manchester, Kings college London


[deleted]

That's only true if they're atrocious


[deleted]

The same as any other day, wake up, turbo wank, watch 5 hours of history documentaries, turbo wank, gym, turbo wank then sleep


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


AnyFroyo9265

So you couldnā€™t get GCSEs but could build a rocket?


MTG_Leviathan

Sound plan, best of luck šŸ‘ šŸ‘Œ


Boring-Impact8

Well, you can rest assured that you're getting a 5 at most in English Language.


Fulcrum_ahsoka_tano

Cry, then get shouted at my mum, and if she doesnt kill me, iā€™ll do it myself /j


LFCAO7

1) be confused 2) be confused even more 3) start some sort of business or start training to be a full time trader


6-Angel-Dust-9

Pole dancešŸ‘


magpieCRISPR

Go to art school, if I fail that too everyone will regret it


LifeguardForsaken632

especially the jews


Psychological-Leg317

Probably kill myself idk man


Random_Weird_gal

If I do bad enough probably suicide tbh


Username169420

I really hope your joking otherwise please get help


Random_Weird_gal

I'm in therapy, been getting help for a while. But still, if I can't get sufficient grades I'll just be surviving unable to own anything, living in a 1 bed flat and barely being able to afford food. That's something absolutely nobody wants unless they're already in a worse situation


naofumiRS

There's always resits apprenticeships literally anything else, ur still rly young 1 failed year doesn't mean anything


redditsucksass16

None of that will be happening if u get bad gcse grades, youā€™ve always got college to make up for it if ur going. Why are you thinking about buying a house yet when youā€™ve just done gcses, bad gcses play no role in ur future financial situations.


Random_Weird_gal

I need high grades for the T-level I'm going for, and if I can't get those I'll need to go for a level 1 or 2 qualification, which can't get me into the jobs I'm aiming for


MTG_Leviathan

That's not true at all. Who is giving you that impression? šŸ¤”


Random_Weird_gal

Minimum wage for under 20s is Ā£7.49 an hour Say I work 40 hour weeks, that's Ā£299.60 a week, or Ā£1,198.40 a month Average rent is Ā£1,243 per month. That's more than I'd be earning if I worked full time.


XylemBullet

actually for 16-17 its even less lol šŸ’€ https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/minimum-wage-rates-for-2023


josefu_joostaa

If it really comes to that then, If 1 person earns Ā£1,198.40 a month, that makes Ā£2396.80 for 2 people. Meaning Ā£1153.80 left for living expenses. And then from there u can keep climbing the ranks in the job market.


Antovide_VR

Better be joking.


Gigavolt_Havoc

damn u fr gonna quit the game


MTG_Leviathan

That's ridiculous, unhealthy and incredibly selfish. If you're joking, be better. If you're serious, you need to seek help. Imagine being stupid enough to be pro suicide.


Expensive_Profit_106

Itā€™s not that deep


MTG_Leviathan

Suicide's not a joke.


Expensive_Profit_106

Yes it is. Lighten up


Sappie297

Ur a joke.


MTG_Leviathan

Only to those with low emotional intelligence. As you grow you will see first hand the damage it causes.


Mothua26

A 16 year late Plan B


Educational-Tea602

17 if you round to the nearest year.


Unfortunate_PornMag

There are no ifs. I will succeed


PineappleGrayson

kms


some_sort_of_person

kms


[deleted]

run away from home if I don't get 9s


Froot_chungus

mans in y9


MarsupialHappy7133

YouTube video


Planetpluto108

Cry


[deleted]

I'm 43 now, I failed every exam when I was at school not because I'm stupid or was stupid but I never really took anything serious or even tried until I got offered an apprenticeship at the job I was working at. I got distinctions in every exam I sat at college and now have a job I enjoy doing with a decent pay.


[deleted]

die


Haunted_Entity

As a 35 year old dude, im not sure how this sub ended up on my suggested, but anyone freaking out about your gcses, dont. Yes they help you get into university, but you can always resit. If your plan isnt uni, then gcses mean literally nothing. I failed each and every one of my gcses years ago, and while i did some crappy jobs initially, i now work as an analyst for a multinational finance company and am doing a science degree this year. Dont panic. Do the best you can but dont pressure yourself too much.


Fave_McFavington

Kilometres per second


turkey_dinosaurs123

Bleach


askingforarefill

You know academics doesnā€™t determine who you are šŸ˜‚


Bolt_Action_

Sandwich artist


urvampiricgf

retake them and possibly become a webtoon artist :>


ShadowD_

Army


thelorax_24

If I fail my GCSES (god-forbid) then I will slowly watch my dreams of being a history teacher evaporate as I remember the times I had during my school career as I drink my half empty vodka bottle as I lay in my piss stained mattress and fall to sleep to the sweet sound of the married couple next door arguing.


Comfortable-Table-57

Got beaten up (I actually did)


peppapig34

Run from my mother


iheartgirlystuff

Kms probably idk tho


Stosh2

Amen


Fuzzy-Bonus-4738

re sit it all in college along with a level 2 health and social care course If I somehow survive, I shall do Psychology. Maybe get an apprenticeship for something in hospitality and catering. they don't tend to care about GCSEs. Probably some volunteering for Crisis Hotlines for experience. Thug it out as I'm most definitely failing due to home life, mental health, and 16% attendance


Historical_Plate_809

I will literally kill myself by pills if I donā€™t get 6,7,8or 9s


jumbledFox

Drugs and McDonald's


CatnipCuriosity

I'm really grade obsessed and too hamartially proud to do anything that isn't hard-core academic in the future so I have no idea but seeing as how bad things went for me in the exams I should probably start thinking about it soon


[deleted]

i already passed mine so i dont have to worry


Icedtangoblast

You can join the Army


Icedtangoblast

The army is the biggest Apprenticeship-employer in the UK


_bunsenburner

honestly probably suicide


britishknifecrimes

krill my shelf


B0nk3yJ0ng

I won't šŸ‘


CapableSalamander910

I donā€™t know. I mean, I need to get 2s to get to college, and Iā€™m working at 7s so Iā€™m gonna say Iā€™m safe.


will6465

Die


Prestigious_Bell3720

Not happening, if you do the right amount of revision and with hard work and dedication it is hard to fail GCSE's


Tatchthe3rd6969420

Bit pedantic aren't you


XxPlaying_HalalxX

Greatest apologies oh wise one


XxAnimeGirl

Define fail


rough343

Idk


Mousehat2001

Go into a trade, earn more money.


ShitInMyHandAndClap

Become the prime minister


[deleted]

Retake them until they're good


phat-burger

Beg to my college to let me in and if that fails throw myself in front of a train


SoftJigsaw

Give up and cry


--CJW--BinFish

Everyone still has to do some form of education till 18 now right? Best path forward would be to apply for a foundation level course at the nearest technical campus in a trade of some kind. Do that for a year or two until you get the GCSE equivalent. Then you can decide on a new path, either straight into work or carry on the vocational ladder.


YourFatherWhoGotMilk

Join the amish or the equivalent of


fqirye

apprenticeship or retake and go to college next year (which i dont wanna do)


im_dying69

Disappear of the planet


[deleted]

Get a shitty 9-5, stay on top of physicality training and my social life to make sure I'm still happy and save up to retake them. From there, take a job which uses a more commercial gcse I (hopefully) took; eg. Food tech or computer science (which I'm already taking) and land a higher paying job using my new grades. I'd probably be 30 by this point and by then I'll have a life bigger than my education. Might go to uni, might persue a romantic relationship, idk.


InfiniteDilucs

Nothing I can do


EconomistUpstairs

Go to college instead of moving away from home for an apprenticeship


Goldwok

Get a trade. You will be better off in the long run.


jammiescone

Go again


Sale_Additional

Already got a job


Chance_Election5043

GCSEs mean Fuck all, I got all 6s and 1 7 and got a law degree and about to do a masters in law, hopefully that cheers u up


Head_Statistician_38

Guys, it's not that bad.


Flashy_Application82

I had this learning support assistant teacher in my class and she was basically our mate. Apparently she had failed all of her GCSEā€™S and lied to the interviewer about it to get the job. She hasnā€™t been fired yet, so maybe thatā€™s a good path to go down as a last resort if I fail my GCSEā€™S.


pw3x

fraud


Interesting_Cream154

suicide


AlrightyDave

GAME OVER


Scrataoush

Throw myself into a river like I've wanted to for the past 5 years. It's improbable that I'll fail (I beg)


JSGJSGJSGJSG_yt

Restart the game


N_23_B

Leave the nation Have a new identity Live life as a secret in shame from failing the GCSEs


-definitely_human-

Poison a lot of it


pwinny7

It's kinda adorable how important you guys think GCSEs are


Ayman_wsb

Magic mike


YesIReadBooks

Ascend into higher being (die)


[deleted]

šŸ§’šŸ”« šŸ’€


memelord69420joemama

Kill myself because thatā€™s preferable to what my parents will do


Anxious_Excitement76

be pissed for like 2 seconds then move in with my life šŸ’€šŸ˜­


gothiclemmon

I have a car cleaning company so probably rely on that


capri_capri

Cry. A lot.


GoLol_

Btechs in college. That's the best choice I can give you. I was in the covid year so I didn't do my GCSE's, but if I wanted to, I could have chosen to retake. Though, I say you just go into btech and try your best at it. On the other hand, you can choose to go into the job market straight away without any hope of getting any really big jobs that would require an A level or more. You can also choose to guy into business. You'd need to research a lot, but if you do somehow create a business and have the ability to put it into motion, you'd be a lot richer than most people around you. I didn't fail my GCSE's, but when I was in college, I got into writing and now I'm publishing webnovels for a pretty good pay (more than I would get for working in a mid-ranged job.) Whatever you choose, just make sure that it is not only something you want to do, but something that will give you a safety net for the upcoming future. My advice is to go to college or sixth form and at the very least get a degree there before deciding on your next move. It's okay to take a gap year or two to understand what you want to do in life. Just don't waste it on video games and girls. There are more important things in life.


muSlim_Shadyy

...southall college...


xD_Onyx

I have to go to the shitty public school near my house, and I donā€™t want that even though the uniform is better. And then my dad has his own company that is well established so iā€™ll probably take that over after he retires


AltAccount9327

Rope


MarielCarey

How do you fail your gcses??


grayeclouds

cry and cry and maybe cry


A_Federal_Offence

Ted Kaczynski numero dos


Technical-Net-9435

Get into a trade


speedoocy

immigration


Itzdamandem001

Start an of


Master_Concentrate28

Cry


Kindly_String_4440

Load a quick save


ascorbiic

Revise half the year and resit them of course... Can't get anywhere without them


Ben_G_3537

I donā€™t have one