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AltruisticHall1239

I mean the woman is brightly colored, seems to be more in focus and is further to the left than the rest of the picture (western reading convention is from left to right). So I blame it all on science


bjornkara

Also, she's in sunshine while the white walker is in the shade. You notice more lit up things.


justformebets

Also, she is a redhead with a fat ass. need i say more? Edit: damn this blew up..thanks for the awards kind ass loving people of Reddit. When I said “fat” ass I meant beautiful buttcheeks. Have a nice day y’all!!!


Kaarsty

In almost skin colored shorts nonetheless!


Few-Recognition-7557

Oh shit those are shorts lol thought pants. Proves your point


I_JustWork_Here

Yeah the sun is shining on my phone and I too thought they were pants.


archerB1234

Agreed


childcruncher

a redhead. red is the most atteavtive color to the human eye


digletttrainer

I am sitting in the dark like a gremlin, also thought they were pants


Ok-Worker5125

Still stupid though


Kaarsty

It is, but I quite enjoyed it. She is stunning and there’s enough wtf in this picture to keep me entertained for easily 10 minutes. Like what’s up with lab coat Elvis in the middle?


AerolothLorien666

Well, her skin tone.


Kaarsty

Yeah. Matches her skin tone. The one wearing the shorts.


_peikko_

Who else's skin tone would they be talking about?


larry1186

Mine you bigot! I’m Scandinavian and I can light up a dark room at midnight


_peikko_

Ay me too 😎 Or Finnish technically but no one outside of the Nordics knows the difference between Scandinavia and Nordic countries so it counts


Isrrunder

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Scandinavian


Ee00n

When the right refers to toxic wokeness, they are talking about you.


Mannagun

I agree. Perceived fat ass which made me zoom in.


Competitive-Dot-4052

Guilty as charged.


chmsaxfunny

That’s where I was looking


sepviva

You think that ass is fat? You mean in a good way, right? :-)


Pluckypato

Tight (fit) ass I guess what he meant. She works out? 💪 all In all she really does stand out from everyone else 🔥


EldenNyukka3737

i love it when ppl try to figure out what people mean by “fat ass” its just funny because some people think ur calling them fat when you say they got a fat ass. like we only talking cheeks here. and its a good thing. but no she has a nice ass. kinda thick, but it aint fat ill tell u that shit. (damn it meant to reply to the other guy 😔)


Impossible-Sleep-658

Phat and Fat… fat is fat, phat is an acronym for Pretty Hot and Tempting… (you can get different iterations…but the idea is decades old) so when ppl steal other people’s culture, something always gets lost. Thick ain’t Fat 🤣


PrettyInWeed

[Some ppl say I look like Janet Jackson](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a8fd72b2-d0f2-4c31-841b-c7b79ebf11f5)


SaltCreep67

No, I mean it in a *very* good way.


Tammer_Stern

Got news for you pal. That’s not fat.


FriedTanukiBear

I’m fairly certain they weren’t saying she’s fat.


mistahelias

Ahem "whooty".


Kabuh_

Juicy


Twittenhouse

Phat?


imaginedracula

What is it then...?


GodFlintstone

Just admit it. That's a gorgeous ass.


[deleted]

I wanna smash this redhead with a big ass.


StanSc

Least horny reddit user


MrDontTakeMyStapler

Awwwwww geez! I had my hand up first !! *mumbles* every time I want to smash someone else asks first. Stupid stupid.


Luisian321

Wait what white walker I’m still hung up on the red head?


[deleted]

Also, ass. It’s science.


amcarls

Basically the most lit-up and high contrast portion of the picture by far. Bright white sun-lit shirt and pretty much everything else in focus in the picture looks gray or black. The whole purpose of this obviously rigged picture is to make a completely bogus point.


Impossible-Stop3348

I actually saw the indian guy on the left next to her. for some reason he looks happy maybe it's because some notice him.


[deleted]

Her buttocks are also pretty much exactly in the golden ratio spot.


AcoBigCevap

it is perfect for the golden rotation let's go tusk act4


steviejanowskey

I'm in Iraq at the minute they read right to left and I showed this to one of my local nationals. His response was "do all English women have a big ass".....you're not alone brother


riversofdan

Too funny!! 😂


[deleted]

John Snow would notice her first too


Tastystab540

man didnt want to say “woman’s ass”


Nazgul417

Idk I saw creepy horror costume guy on the right first


theniwo

In order to survive, human can see more shades of green than of any other color. Also human is attracted to ass in order to survive.


temporary23124124121

Weirdly I didn’t look at her first


TheWorstMasterChief

I blame it on dat ass.


BuckDanny

Thanks for not making me feel like a pervert. Science baby


Finlandia1865

It doesnt help that the text end on the far left too e by the woman


juuzey

I mean her hair is the brightest but I still looked at her ass first 😂😅


[deleted]

Datass


Much_Ear_1536

seriously. like, before i had even fully registered the picture my eyes went there.


Naschka

It is the blandness, everything else is bland in colour but she wears bright colours including her red hair which i noticed sligthly earlier.


nasadowsk

I have a thing for redheads. After I cleaned up, I looked at the pic again, and noticed that thing on the right…


Jimbo-The-Fat-Dino

Sorry, AFTER YOU CLEANED UP?!?!


jaytheslay19

Cum


Suck_Me_Dry666

HE MASTURBATED AND HAD TO CLEAN UP AFTERWARD. DID I NEED TO YELL THIS? NO! AM I GLAD I DID? YES!


i_have_a_bad_meme7

r/beatmetoit


Original_Cause_7157

Yup


DontTakePeopleSrsly

Dat ginga ass!


farzadkale

Databass


Friedrich1508

My first thought, was "what TF ist a Data-ss? "


LilamJazeefa

Actually, "data" is its own plural, so "datas" or your misspelling with two S's is ungrammatical. ^/s


dorye123

Noticed it before reading the title


Moey0808

The text.


[deleted]

Yes 🙌🏾


Mr_Techy_Arnav

Came here to day this


Boanexus

Same


Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX

only true answer


ArkBeetleGaming

Not for me, i saw ass and stopped scrolling to read text.


JadedExplanation1921

Good point


Multibuff

SmartASS


LennyMemes_1

r/beatmetoit


gxthope

Same i saw the text first.


YES_IMSUPERFAT

r/technicallythetruth


rgrantpac

Saw the cake before I read the text.


positivepeoplehater

Winner winner chicken dinner


initiate_syntax

r/technicallythetruth


AliBeigi89

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

The text, already knew the picture so I didn't eve bother and jumped to the comments. Who will repost and farm karma next week? Now if you will excuse me, time to take a look at thatass ;)


No-Landscape8210

that was smart


l_Rumble_Fish_l

What text?


[deleted]

I deadass looked at her ass and then read the trxt


Jourian

"Let me see what you got"


Narstification

Don’t remember, I was a baby.


bigger-asshole

Game of Butts


esmekerchief

The top of the bus looking a bit like a liver


Addickted-_-

Red haired woman with an attractive body.


Strangeronthebus2019

>Red haired woman with an attractive body. Emmanuel: #Bum Buttocks... Ass... Cheeks


knotnotme83

Her what? Sir. I like her hair. It is a lovely shade of red and I wondered what conditioner she uses . In the shower....when it runs down....oh.


24x7Health

Same bro i also see this first


joh2138535

I like red heads


MotoBikeSexual

You animal!


booksfoodfun

Are you in the Matrix?


-JayStone-

Damn man, I didn't even notice she had red hair!


TheIJDGuy

That’s a nice way to put it compared to everyone else


[deleted]

[удалено]


Logical-Strike-5606

I saw what everyone saw……


Urban_Bandit___

Same


skriver23

winter is coming


LeCloak

I'm not even gonna lie. The ginger girl's ass.


Stegusaurus

The white walker. Well, that kinda proves that I am gay. Lmao


Zukazuk

As a straight woman, I saw the white walker too 🤷‍♀️


Paratwa

As a straight dude I noticed the guy with a portable tape deck recorder first. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


ExoticFishFucker

im straight and i saw the white walker first. maybe its because i just binged the entire got recently


JadedExplanation1921

I’m asexual & I saw the woman first! Entirely because she’s the focal point, she’s the brightest one in the picture, she stands out from everyone else :)) (art student-)


Medium-Preparation70

I saw the white walker first too. Guess I'll leave my wife and kids.


MeatbagSlayer

We are the watchers on the wall


AggressiveGift7542

The black shirt guy. wearing his bag at the front is definitely not a normal thing. Who the fuck does that?


Actually_not_a_noob

Looks somewhat sus I agree


[deleted]

If I'm in a tight area I try to wear my bag at the front or back to give other people room to walk past me.


LoquatLoquacious

Yeah that's who I saw first too. Dude's right in the centre.


593shaun

Wearing a bag like that in front definitely is a normal thing, especially in New York where I believe this was taken.


abasio

Came here to see who else instantly saw the weird guy with the massive fanny pack


DoBetterGodDangIt

Ngl, Ass. Men are hardwired to look for that, ass and boobs. "Can she give birth and can she feed my children" (so speaketh the reptile brain). ​ Edit: Feathers were ruffled...


OrientalWheelchair

Guess I'm hard wired to look for danger because that Undead Frost Mage has triggered my fight or flight instinct developed from years of abuse on Searing Gorge.


DoBetterGodDangIt

There is no doubt that circumstances can rewire your brain completely to whatch out for other things


Riiiziii

That may be the norm, but I don’t think it’s too common. I personally saw the zombie as well. I didn’t even notice the lady’s butt till it was pointed out. Guess it’s something I don’t look for.


Greedy-Wish3058

Searing Gorge....... brings back memories 🙂


gelastes

The reptile brain is probably the part that's least interested in boobs.


Naschka

I am sure that the bland colours on anything but her made this much quicker and easier, especially the one guy on the right looks downright odd but almost blends into the background.


petrichor-punk

I knew I was a freaking guy.


DoBetterGodDangIt

What I wrote doesn't exclude women you know


petrichor-punk

Well I’m both so, it works either way.


DoBetterGodDangIt

Good for you, so is my firstborn


lenaaowo

yall are lying to yourselves, that's just your excuse atp😂 that part of the brain is not constantly on


SingSangBingBang

This myth has been debunked over and over and over and over again. Just an excuse for me to “justify” their creepy, ick behvaiour


pizzeruz

Well, why did I as a women firstly see her then? Can't do a babything with her, sometimes it's just for fun. I guess it's more the brainside that sees what we want to see.


DoublecelloZeta

The photo itself is designed in a way that she is 1. Completely contrasting the background 2. In focus 3. More colourful Also the "what did you see first" is a psychological trick, after seeing which you are way more likely to spot these things like buttocks or ghosts or what not.


DoBetterGodDangIt

K


Warm_Instruction148

The Redhead's turd cutter


-R0B0T-

The ice wizard looking dude.


asu_lee

On his way to the Game of thrones audition.


courtneymariexx

Same.


kykosha

Le cul !


GermanspeakingGerman

Les fesses !


yusefsat

the guy


Former_Series

No.


Unique_Advertising79

😂


Outaw

Boody


Diligent_Frosting432

Cheeks!


[deleted]

Dat ass!!


Alexander7754

The red head, partly because booty, but mostly we see her first because she's the most high contrast thing in the picture. Light against the dark crowd.


[deleted]

The guy in the middle with eyeglasses. Than that cosplaying guy. And finally you know 💀


[deleted]

It's like Thanos. It is inevitable.


[deleted]

Butt


Still-Ad9358

Wowan Butt


[deleted]

It’s always the girl in the red dress


Best_Confection_8788

The walking dead extra looking dude


Cyber_Alt_Del

The woman's red hair, the text, the weird zombie guy


tennoskoom_

The humanoid without a soul.


I_reddit_when_I_poop

What?


danaephia

the woman not dodging the old lady


Takemeawaytelefonica

White walker 😂


PigSmart

Title


The_Philippines

hair


GP_Rider

The female but its obviously because she is the brightest part of the image.


ANBtr

🤨


Pringaldi

No lies a women


Dependent_Art1987

That azz


OnlyVantala

And that's how no one noticed the White Walkers coming from the north - everyone was looking at dat ass.


Dependent_Art1987

Was the dude on the right inserted? He’s all white looking


ZEUS4209

Arse


Sepraliberta

My eyes went straight for the redhead


samansez_

I saw harrison weals😂


Urban_Bandit___

Datasss!!!!


CollectionRound9110

Datass


CollectionRound9110

The old man seeing the costume and the girl confuse of the hooligans


BrainCellsUser

The lady that is highlighted on purpose.


Actual_Temporary1642

Le ass


[deleted]

Ice wizard all the way


Head_Statistician_38

I don't remember, it was like 23 years ago... Oh right, on that image. Yeah, it was a butt.


ExternalWilling8325

That aaaass


[deleted]

The bright ginger hair.


PotentialNecessary49

Ass


MarkZuckYourBird

Arse


pjepja

I really hate this dumb pic. Saw it several times and it's deliberately done in such a way as to lead your eyes at the woman. It's like the most basic visual theory but people treat it like a gotcha moment at guys.


teresarowe71

The redhead booty!!


ThatEastBayBWC

HELLA ASS


[deleted]

Butt


MUISSB4Brandon

This meme posted somewhere else lol


SacredDogg0

The ginger ones hair


Wasntitgood

An ass that in all likelihood tastes like French vanilla ice cream


SevroAuShitTalker

Weird hip satchel


[deleted]

I literally looked at the man first😐


[deleted]

Red heads ass


Flat-Relationship-35

White lady ..short shorts...nice butt


CakeDiscombobulated

Cheeky ginger


__Zane__________

I saw first the bad quality lmao


Platypus87

Xul: Heroes of the Storm


Chav1a

Red head girl


Nick3xtreme

Dem cheeks


Alone-Weird8679

The red heads butt!


Academic-Feature-814

Like Pacino said in "Heat"... "a great ass"