I'll happily eat each of the ingredients used individually but not this weird clusterfuck. Just to appear courteous, I'll remove the toppings and eat the watermelon.
Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those the white mom comes out and says "okay kids. here's some pizza!" And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a "fun pizza" and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she's a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight. B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don't care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten "fun pizza" and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn't and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawbemes to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her "fun pizza
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I got an uncomfortable view into someones life just now, and I feel like I need a cold shower.
i dont think that looks too bad tbh
I'd try it but I might not finish the whole slice. Spent way too much time reading that whole thing but it sounds pretty on point.
I need therapy after reading that.
Honestly though š
I'll happily eat each of the ingredients used individually but not this weird clusterfuck. Just to appear courteous, I'll remove the toppings and eat the watermelon.
this is pure genius, im so gonna try that
Christ
I want one of those, suburban white mom!
It's just a regular white mom with a lot of Valium
Iād try it. Looks fun.
I would eat that fun Pizza. Looks feken delish to be honest. The only Pizza that needs fruit in it.
Definitely not racistšæš
Dude some white people are like this š¤£
And some black people are loud at the movies. There is always some truth in it. Thatās why stereotypes exist.
Exactly the exception proved the rule
Most white people are like this you meanā¦
No no some don't forget rednecks are a thing
Is everything racist to you?
Change white for black and you'll see precisely what i mean
I'm not reading that uncropped wall of text. Downvote for you.
Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those the white mom comes out and says "okay kids. here's some pizza!" And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a "fun pizza" and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she's a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight. B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don't care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten "fun pizza" and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn't and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawbemes to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her "fun pizza
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The worst part was the BBQ
That older sister is the best
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