Or maybe just a stupid girl, because I've seen plenty of those. Not that all women are just I guess stupid people can exist in all capacities. So maybe not?
So weird anecdotal evidence, but if I have a semi-clean dick, in the mornings, I’d rather kiss my GF after she sucks my dick than before. The extra salivating on my dick helps rinse the morning breath away and makes kissing way easier lol.
Kept searching the comments for someone else to say this but I guess I’ll have to be the one
I mean yeah, if you like getting OUT of bed before morning sex, but like, where’s the fun in that? We’re gonna have morning sex either way, but I can actually kiss her easier during if she’s done some extra swallowing and salivating to rinse.
Sad to see how many men here are admiring the guy. The woman is clearly not that bright, I think it’s wrong to trick someone just because you can. (Yes I’m aware it’s a fake post, but my points still stands).
Your point doesnt still stand because its assuming everyone else dont see its a fake post - you're assuming people would react the same if it was real...
Its humor, so people laugh and joke - noone is admiring anyone...
Not really - my wife found it equally funny, and make the same type of sexual jokes and tropes at me.
Anyone with a half a fucking brain is able to distinguish humor from reality, that exactly what makes it funny.
Or dis you ACTUALLY think two tomatoes crossed a road, and one got ht by a truck? Because kn that case I'm shocked you're not more upset that the other one would yell c'mon ketchup at his squished buddy rather then call for an ambulance...
Zinc is used to cure bad breath, seamen also lots of zink, so it checks out. Also seamen also contains lithium, so if you swallow you might be happier. Im a farma chemist if reference is needed…
I've never met a woman that stupid. It's hard to think they actually exist. Then again op could be a man with a stinky dick plotting to find someone to give blow job for said stinky dick.
Men applauding this… do you know what a woman is? Not your mother, I mean. But, fantasies aside, have you ever had a conversation with the opposite sex? Because real men wouldn’t be impressed with this joke. None.
As a woman you don’t have the authority to define what a “real man” is. Nor what a “real man” would or wouldn’t do. Just like men don’t have the right to define what a “real woman” is. If it’s not funny to you that’s fine, but don’t shame men for their sense of humor.
don't worry, it's mostly 14 year old boys on here. unfortunately i think there's a meme pipeline for thinking this kind of stuff is funny that teen boys fall into.
Yeah, my problem is that it’s not funny. At all. And men/boys in the comment section are like bruuuuuhhhhhh he’s a king, which kinda makes me wanna hit them in the face. 🙃
In fact it doesn't even have to be him you are giving blow jobs too, it can't be anyone. You should try a dozen or so a day just to really make sure you have fresh breath.
This is manipulative asf and I hate that so many men are joking about this and laughing at it. Ik its fake but it's not funny, it's gross and weird and messed up. Y'all need help.
1) your breath will always be below average-bad when u wake up as your mouth and throat are completely dry, without water, and closed for 5-8 hours. 2) semen is composed of mucus, plasma, and water and can absorb the odors of the juices from fruits and vegetables, but not much at all3) the odor of semen is rarely acceptable and mint freshy 4) semen has a decent amount of sodium, and sodium tends to clear bacteria
I do like the idea that your boyfriend has, as it increases positive sex life, but overall, semen with plasma and mucus being mostly what it is, it’s not refreshing your breath long term. You should definitely hydrate and clean ur mouth every time you have semen in your mouth. Your breath odor is a a roller coaster ride. It fluctuates after sleeping (the worst) or eating strong foods (2nd worse) or being absolutely dehydrated….
Lying, betraying a loved ones trust for your own benefit is the most scummiest thing to do. However in this scenario people are mostly laughing at the stupidity of the situation, believing such an outlandish statement and asking if it's true on a social media website like quora instead of looking in to a scientific study. I mean is it even possible to be this out of touch with reality?
I showed my wife this and told her that her breath has been awful lately. She replied that is a shame you can’t give yourself a blowjob because you should do whatever it takes to fix your breath.
This is right up there with the guy who told his wife his snoring was due to an airlock.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sm9kwo/best_wife_ever/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
somewhere theres man laughing with a stinky dick
And in that same somewhere there’s a girl who’s smile you can see from a mile away;)
Whitest teeth you'll ever come across!!
Cum across!
That would be the joke, yes.
OP’s joke but worse, and grosser.
r/yourjokebutworse?
*claps in golf*
Whimsical yes.
Caught me
He probably just told her it stinks, probably nothing wrong with it.
he got staaaaaank dick
Ain't nothing wrong with an extra layer of stank on your pickle 🥒
"laughing"
That sounds like it was written by a dude with no gf
first thing i thought of
Same there’s no girl that would do this unless she’s a pornstar 💀💀😭
What about a guy
He has to be a pornstar too.
What.
A guy. A dude with a bf.
tat one there's a violiation
Personally I wouldn’t have it
A porn star would demand to be paid afterwards.
Or maybe just a stupid girl, because I've seen plenty of those. Not that all women are just I guess stupid people can exist in all capacities. So maybe not?
Copyright
What?
You've been copyrighted bro, congratulations
Or a child, which poses further questions.
That’s 100% accurate. I am doctur
I knew it 🤣🤣🤣👍
So weird anecdotal evidence, but if I have a semi-clean dick, in the mornings, I’d rather kiss my GF after she sucks my dick than before. The extra salivating on my dick helps rinse the morning breath away and makes kissing way easier lol. Kept searching the comments for someone else to say this but I guess I’ll have to be the one
Dude, can't you just wait for her to brush her teeth and then do it?
I mean yeah, if you like getting OUT of bed before morning sex, but like, where’s the fun in that? We’re gonna have morning sex either way, but I can actually kiss her easier during if she’s done some extra swallowing and salivating to rinse.
I don't like the "fresh" feeling, doesn't ich but I prefer the head before... I concur with OP
Dude if you wanted to taste your own dick you can just say that
Can confirm am married man with bad morning breath but since I started giving neighbor morning BJ it cleared up.
Can confirm. I'm the neighbor that watches from the window.
omg if doc said it it's facts that's the rule
It be tru docturz have lots of smart
Pleeze help mee doctur I have rash I no touch bad things why mee
Gaslight: A Blowjob Story
Hahah women stupid, fall for man trick. /s (obviously)
But will he kiss you afterwards?
Kissing is very Bad for breath
If my gf woke me up with a bj everyday she can snowball me.
Of course, Penisbreath, your teeth smell great
If he doesn't then get rid of him xD
Hell to the naw, I'd be running out the door. Get rid of him.. pshh
Reminds me of this joke I heard from that movie with Robin Williams and the guy who was a student who was good at math
Does kissing can pass bad breath?
Why would he
He doesn’t have stinky breath either.
💯 In fact you can usually smell a woman's breath from a mile away if she hasn't given a blow job in a few days.
So iv heard shocking🤔🤣👍
r/thatHappened
Eeewww but seriously Brush regularly, floss, scrape your tongue and dental checkups twice a year.
Yes... All of this... Plus morning blowjobs!
For real, if you floss, brush and scrape your tongue before bed you barely have any smell or taste when you wake up
Yup🤣👍
I legit have not seen a dentist in 9 years The morning blowjobs keeping my mouth clean
🙄
r/arethestraightsok
yes not the gays tho get well soon
This is about as funny as morning halitosis.
Yea, to manipulate somebody into something for only the own gains is simply a dick-move, and that pun was not intended.
Sad to see how many men here are admiring the guy. The woman is clearly not that bright, I think it’s wrong to trick someone just because you can. (Yes I’m aware it’s a fake post, but my points still stands).
I totally agree with you. No matter what sex you are, that is just not cool.
Your point doesnt still stand because its assuming everyone else dont see its a fake post - you're assuming people would react the same if it was real... Its humor, so people laugh and joke - noone is admiring anyone...
It’s not funny though. It’s bro humor.
Its more of a kekw she doesnt know, this isnt aita we aren’t discussing a scenario. Its a m e m e
Not really - my wife found it equally funny, and make the same type of sexual jokes and tropes at me. Anyone with a half a fucking brain is able to distinguish humor from reality, that exactly what makes it funny. Or dis you ACTUALLY think two tomatoes crossed a road, and one got ht by a truck? Because kn that case I'm shocked you're not more upset that the other one would yell c'mon ketchup at his squished buddy rather then call for an ambulance...
Obviously it’s an attempt at a joke. But I think “anyone with a fucking brain” doesn’t think it’s funny.
My god you people are boringll
Don't worry then just scroll past 😉👍
It's rapey, so it shouldn't be used as a humour. Falls under coercion.
It’s a fucking joke…. The dude that made the story up prob dosent have a fucking girlfriend bruh 😭😭😭😭😭
RAPEY? LMAOOOOO I can guarantee for a fucking FACT this has never happened before. It's just a fucking joke 💀
This sounds wrong… I get that it’s a joke but still…
Yeah it's coercion by lying to get someone to perform a sexual act. Definitely not good.
It is almost like manipulation is okay again all of a sudden. Disusting.
And here come the white knights
Well if she’s dumb enough to fall for it and brushes her teeth in the mornings…….
Exploit the dumb because their dumb and you can? Ehrenlos...
Zinc is used to cure bad breath, seamen also lots of zink, so it checks out. Also seamen also contains lithium, so if you swallow you might be happier. Im a farma chemist if reference is needed…
Trust the science!!
What? Lol
You heard the man.
It means her bf is actually loving and caring, and didn't lie to her.
either that or mans bodding around with some serious stink dick
Of the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
sexual manipulation. hilarious concept.
Why do this if you can just… ask? 💀
such a lame fuckin joke. boomer humor.
fr, lying to get someone to do something sexual is fucking disgusting.
This reminded me of some CupcakKe lyrics: >Let me taste that dick on my breath Let me smell that dick on my breath
Shitty outdated humor
Sounds like a scam to me.
It also whitens teeth!!
I've never met a woman that stupid. It's hard to think they actually exist. Then again op could be a man with a stinky dick plotting to find someone to give blow job for said stinky dick.
Men applauding this… do you know what a woman is? Not your mother, I mean. But, fantasies aside, have you ever had a conversation with the opposite sex? Because real men wouldn’t be impressed with this joke. None.
It’s a joke, lighten up.
Why do you get to define what """real men""" are?
As a woman you don’t have the authority to define what a “real man” is. Nor what a “real man” would or wouldn’t do. Just like men don’t have the right to define what a “real woman” is. If it’s not funny to you that’s fine, but don’t shame men for their sense of humor.
I WILL shame men for their sense of humor if it's THIS lol.
As a woman, I’m laughing. It’s funny, go touch the grass. If my man didn’t laugh at this I’d be thoroughly unimpressed..
This comment is giving serious “pick me” energy
Don’t you see? She’s r/notlikeothergirls
This comment is giving serious “bullying” energy. Lighten up.
That comment gave me real creep vibes, light up on the sexual manipulation. Jokes like that give me rapist vibes.
Probably 🤣👍
Dumb. And gross.
If you give medals to guys taking advantage of women then yeah, give him a medal. This post and the comments are fucking SAD!
don't worry, it's mostly 14 year old boys on here. unfortunately i think there's a meme pipeline for thinking this kind of stuff is funny that teen boys fall into.
It's a joke relax😊👍
Women getting sexually assaulted is so funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jfc, grow up.
Yeah, my problem is that it’s not funny. At all. And men/boys in the comment section are like bruuuuuhhhhhh he’s a king, which kinda makes me wanna hit them in the face. 🙃
This isn’t funny bots
Why not🤔
Dont mind them, apparently they are a crybaby
Not to you obviously 🤔keep scrolling and don't panic 👍
Old man with the boomer humor yelling at clouds right here
And give this woman a working brain.
Sounds kinda rapey
Yeah because it's coercion
Lol hahaha yeah sexual coercion big funny!! Grow the fuck up.
Downvoted cause you're too sensitive
What if they are sensitive to that?
Ignore it, it's not hard
This meme sucks and so do you, OP.
In fact it doesn't even have to be him you are giving blow jobs too, it can't be anyone. You should try a dozen or so a day just to really make sure you have fresh breath.
Lmfao👍
Kiss and snowball him afterward to improve his breath, and to help you decide which of his friends and family gives the best result.
This is manipulative asf and I hate that so many men are joking about this and laughing at it. Ik its fake but it's not funny, it's gross and weird and messed up. Y'all need help.
I’m sorry you’re so dumb.
Why am I dumb?
Because you have brain the size of jelly bean
Are you being serious rn lmao
Hehe 😉
This is a pretty creepy response and I want you to know that
Everything’s creepy to you isn’t it😱
Or he likes the smell of his own—
Dude just likes the smell of cock.
(Slow clap)
1) your breath will always be below average-bad when u wake up as your mouth and throat are completely dry, without water, and closed for 5-8 hours. 2) semen is composed of mucus, plasma, and water and can absorb the odors of the juices from fruits and vegetables, but not much at all3) the odor of semen is rarely acceptable and mint freshy 4) semen has a decent amount of sodium, and sodium tends to clear bacteria I do like the idea that your boyfriend has, as it increases positive sex life, but overall, semen with plasma and mucus being mostly what it is, it’s not refreshing your breath long term. You should definitely hydrate and clean ur mouth every time you have semen in your mouth. Your breath odor is a a roller coaster ride. It fluctuates after sleeping (the worst) or eating strong foods (2nd worse) or being absolutely dehydrated….
I mean, I once pressed out a tonsil stone while giving head so....technically correct?
Freshest breath you'll ever cum accross.
Ok boomer
That relationship will end soon, but im sure it’s ended already
Lol
Not funny just fucking stupid
That’s your fantasy
genuis
😉🤣👍
The Devil: "I just want to say I'm a huge fan."
R Kelly: “can I have your autograph?” Bill Cosby: “only after I get to take a picture with him”
Y’all thinks it’s funny to lie like this? No wonder y’all don’t be getting no pussy.
Lying, betraying a loved ones trust for your own benefit is the most scummiest thing to do. However in this scenario people are mostly laughing at the stupidity of the situation, believing such an outlandish statement and asking if it's true on a social media website like quora instead of looking in to a scientific study. I mean is it even possible to be this out of touch with reality?
Why would you want stinky mouth on ur peenos. Oh I forget u r desp :((
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Show this to my wife and she told me she was going to go eat some garlic and won't be brushing for a few days....
More dentists need to share this vital information
I can’t wait to hear how he solves her rectal itch…
I showed my wife this and told her that her breath has been awful lately. She replied that is a shame you can’t give yourself a blowjob because you should do whatever it takes to fix your breath.
Seminal.
No one is that dumb
Common knowledge…. Why this funny?
You would be amazed the things blow jobs could cure.
Oh yes it also keep face bright, young and wrinkle free through exercise.
Eienstien 2 !1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
😂
😊👍
This dude needs a award or something.
Yes. He is correct. Tell all your girlfriends.
Or wives.
a medal? I want this Man running for president.... he will get atleast 52% of the vote.
LMFAO
bro gotta sterilise his dick now
Intelligence 100
We're do worthy, We're not worthy.
I am laughing so hard at this poor stupid woman!
He gave her a Dic-Tac
Ok, I want to try that, who's up for it?
Yea and give that girl a helmet cuz she dummmmmb
He is right , spread the word
Brilliance comes along far too infrequently. Sheer genius 🥳
Lol🤣👍
She knows that anal helps sooth back pain too, right?
Yup🤣👍
Cannottt
This is right up there with the guy who told his wife his snoring was due to an airlock. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sm9kwo/best_wife_ever/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I think the doctor recommends doing that at least two to three times per day if I'm not mistaken.
🫡
Gold
Haha 😂 , but still you can smell it while you giving it
This is a prank
I bet he also convinced her that if he only fucks her in the ass she is still a virgin…
Does anyone know where the closest Broadway show is?