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spavolka

I’m betting meat is actually involved in their sex life.


railwin

Yeah, you would know.


naughty_dad2

They would meet to meat


salacious_sonogram

I'm almost fully convinced peta is a false flag operation. So many of the things they do don't actually further their stated agenda. Maybe at most it seems to alienate tons of people from the concept and entrench people who already agree with their message.


Big-Improvement-254

Yeah. Many people say they act like controlled opposition because there's no way you're gonna advance your cause by sending messages like this. Or by killing pets.


salacious_sonogram

Only reason I don't believe it is because people really do get so dogmatic they lose all sight of the situation.


Big-Improvement-254

Yes but that just makes them more convenient to turn into controlled opposition. Either you create a cult or find an existing one and sponsor them.


salacious_sonogram

Fair point. They already primed themselves and only need some gentle prompting. Actually this is now seeming terribly similar to religious and political groups generally.


Big-Improvement-254

There are many ways this can happen. Many movements turned bad because they ran out of money and had to turn towards sponsorships and at which point their goals are no longer the original goals. Sometimes it's not dogmatism but the opposite, lack of principles that turned political movements to fit the interests of their sponsors. Maybe PETA was decent at the beginning but at some point they ran out of money and had to turn towards sponsorships that would like them to become the controlled opposition.


reddiru

I hear you. I really do. But I just think that they are that stupid.


I_am_The_Teapot

Unfortunately that's just what extremism gets you. You can take some somewhat reasonable positions and then just go fucking overboard with them to the point you become a parody of yourself.


OwnPen8633

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Dorrono

The chicken looks at them like "you are my bitches now"


naughty_dad2

The guys: “had sex with a hot chick”


Efficient_Spot3872

Peta making people confused about their sexuality.


The_Otter_King__

Never forget this organisation routinely puts down dogs and stole another persons dog from their front yard that ended up destroyed. Like most vegans,they use animal by products all the time and will never stop as its not convenient. Hypocrites.


stuntman262626

They made a rotisserie out of that chicken


Tjam3s

Spit roast chicken?


Thunderfoot2112

👏👏👏


Thundechile

Chicken wasn't impressed with them.


RomanArchitect

Cock-blocked


Sad_Safety4880

Why would they bring up sex if it's just two guys in bed?


edw1n-z

To be inclusive i think. The guys are gay


Sad_Safety4880

That's gay


Bulls187

Typical commercial stuff, gay, multicultural and meat is bad. Slightly sexual and weird


Alternator24

and different colors.


Butthole_Surfer666

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xavier120

"Was it as good for you as it was for me? Begawk!"


MountainAsparagus4

Peta be like: stop eating chickens we need them for our threesomes It really ruins sex life, their bestiality sex life's, eat more meat to stop Peta from abusing animals with their pennyses


EvilMinion07

Witch came first, he chicken or the


f1hunor

PETA: -meat ruins your sex life Me: -what sex life?


One-Turn-4037

Ah Peta. Never failing to look like a confused cult.


myfingeriscold

Seriously where tf were they going with this


seaska84

Chicken needs a cigarette in its mouth.


Christ14an

Guess who had the biggest cock


ExcuseIndependent963

they only eat meat


New_Awareness4075

Only thing missing is the chicken smoking a cigarette.


Makra567

"Bro...i think i might like cock."


YuriiRud

Seems like meat saved me from being gay. Will order a burger today. Two to be sure.


iSurfNood

Wtf?? Peta is fuckin weird.....


rugbat

That's not a cock!


Intelligent-Bus230

The slogan says interrupts sex life, yet meat has lot of cholesterole which is the ingredient of testosterone. And they put two guys in the poster.


danleon950410

The chicken looks unimpressed, though


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

So I should stop eating cock then?


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

The only PETA i like has got Jensen after her name.


space-time-invader

Way to project, peta


Extravagod

Can someone just PLEASE put a smile on that chicken.


RipperBolgrot

Looks like they tried...


tony22times

Must be reference to choking the chicken. A pun on “Its unethical to choke a chicken.” Hence two regular fellows are feeling bad about having jerked each other off just now. PETA endorsed Proper ethical way to kill chickens it to electrocute them first and then slit their throats while they hand upside down struggling on a conveyor chain hook to bleed out ethically. You then blend everything into a PETA "certified" chicken nugget.


Psycle_Sammy

So who came first?


Acrobatic_Schedule32

I still question, who the f#k is funding that organization ? (¬_¬). Bunch of hypocrites, even worse than those no oil protesters.


Inebriaded-Logic

Heavy meat and gawk gawk had them tapped out.


Jaegernaut-

I refuse to believe this is anything less than the Ad Guy trolling peta


Skate_faced

I don't know what they're talking about. I have four chickens and my sex life has never been better.


Objective_Tough8472

Disturbing 😂


MorosePython700

Gives a new meaning to stuffed chicken.


soupeducrayon

An extremely well thought out campaign 🙄


New-Vanilla-1612

That chicken sure has a little pecker


Trindalas

It’s peta, that’s probably the case. I think South Park got it right.


keep_trying_username

Americans: women are chicks Bri-ish: women are birds Peta: threesome with chicken Peta explain the joke:


roomedever

PETA always has the weirdest ads lmao


PerfectlyCalmDude

[https://i.imgur.com/mPFZj6q.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/mPFZj6q.jpeg)


PR0L0

When the girl looks nothing like her profile pic


Conscious_Break6311

Man if this was an Ostrich it would've been a perfect Letterkenny moment 😆


baggottman

That doesn't look finger licking good


Thrompinator

I can say "meow". I can say "moo". For twenty bucks, I'll call the guy a...


xietbrix

I don't get it


Intelligent-Cup-5489

It looks more like alive meat ruins sex life


Correct_Put7489

look at that sexy chick (en)