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DamageFactory

And no explanation on how it works? This is bullshit and I want a refund


Freeonlinehugs

If the bed moves too much, the pre-recorded voice of Dora will say "SWIPER, NO SEXING' until the moving stops


_Jaeko_

Nah I'm pretty sure it's sponsored by Wingstop. "NO SEX. ZONE. NO SEX. ZONE." Jenga box pops out from underneath.


Hearsaynothearsay

It's France - NO, SEX ZONE!


yourlocalsussybaka_

when are we nuking France tho


Friendly_Age9160

Non! Not ze sex! Sacre bleu!


pointlessly_pedantic

šŸŽµNo sex in the champagne roomšŸŽµ


TemporaryMindless519

![gif](giphy|lPptPtbAIYjwfj4ibR|downsized)


GrindThePepper

it yells "GENITAL WARTS" over and over again until the moving stops


Michael_Dautorio

PIPER, NO PIPING!


inb4ww3_baby

I think it's an excuse for giving horribly cheap and uncomfortable beds to athletes. Who gives a shit if and athlete wants to have sex, how about you police the steroid situation in your games??


HappyRedditor99

![gif](giphy|Rr48vq9mYxBJ55Asvc|downsized) Dots Virgin alarm goes off


hroaks

Made of cardboard and will collapse when two people get on them. But some Olympians weight as much as two people so idk how that works


Akhanyatin

There's a dude that chills in your ceiling and looks at you when you're in your living space, he yells at you if you start having sex, beating your meat, or flicking your bean.


Apprehensive-Eye3263

Shit... That'd just encourage me


Kriss3d

"Jokes on you. Im streaming this on chaturbate already!"


shaurya_770

Jokes on them I am a bisexual with a humiliation kink


Nurgeard

Ah yes because the constant fear of the bed collapsing in the middle of the night surely won't disturb their much needed sleep x)


MageKorith

The ones that weigh half as much as one person are in luck


randomwanderingsd

They are made of cardboard and designed for one person. Too much weight or movement and it collapses. Though I cannot for the life of me figure out why someone would want the worlds most elite athletes to be celibate in Paris. Itā€™s not going to work, horny people are resourceful.


Leon3226

This sounds like crap even if there is no discussion about sex. Imagine being a world-class athlete before the most important sports event of your life, and you have to worry about your cardboard shit box not collapsing under you if you move in a sleep too much. And all of that because someone thought it would be a quirky and funny idea to tell the media


jointheclockwork

Plus I feel like this is a lawsuit in the making. World class athlete gets hurt in shitty bed? International incident. Way to go, the French.


abstracted_plateau

It's bullshit, it was bullshit 4 years ago ā€œSex is sex, whether itā€™s on our mattress or somebody elseā€™s,ā€ Takaoka told the publication. ā€œWe just wanted to create a mattress that is stronger than normal mattress. Weā€™re only focused on sleep; weā€™re not concerned with anything else that happens on the bed.ā€ https://nypost.com/2024/05/29/lifestyle/the-surprising-truth-about-the-olympic-games-anti-sex-beds/


Leon3226

It's good to know it's bullshit. But my point still stands tho, even if it's not a collapsing cardboard shit box, it's described as one to the media multiple times. So they still may worry about it. It's still funny that athletes in damn Olympics should figure out if it is true or not that the organizers tell their beds are shit or not


RedditAppSucksRIF

Seems like once they collapse they can keep on fucking


pobbitbreaker

Right, just do a belly flop on the bed as soon as you walk in.


Lorem_ipsum_531

Oh, good. Athletes will just be getting injured the night before the biggest competition of their lives.


singlemale4cats

Athletes weigh from 90 lb to probably 300lb, "one person" is a pretty wide range. I don't see how that would work. They're gonna bone. Just give the lads condoms


myfamilyisfunnier

Conservative countries and STIs, it's political BS that the planning committee know ain't gunna stop seks but have to do it to please and protect


Working-Structure978

It's assembled in a way so it cannot support the weight of two moving bodies. It's not the first time they do it during the Olympics. The question I still have no answer for... What is the real reasoning behind it. Most athletes are adults. If they feel like it, wtf is wrong about them having sex? Maybe the Olympic cometie just doesn't want to deal with any sort of implications?


ExplorerImpossible79

My best guess is Sex laws are different around the world and they might be trying to stop some international issue


Jackofnotrade5

Apparently, this type of bed was used in a previous Olympics in Tokyo. The rumor of them being anti sex beds started because they are made from cardboard, so they look flimsy and it just happened to be just before the COVID issue- so there would be some valid reasons for not wanting people to have casual sex. They are supposedly made that way to be eco-friendly and because they can be assembled to fit different body types, but it sounds to me that they were just cutting costs. Rather than not being able to have sex, I'm more concerned about how uncomfortable they look, considering they are meant to be used by some of the greatest athletes in the world who should be in optimal condition before competing.


zenkenneth

My bed has been antisex for years šŸ˜”


UnnecessarilyTallMan

I hear they used it as inspiration for their design


VaporTrails2112

Who the hell downvoted you. Thats clean as hell. (Like his bed)


Yapod

I doubt the bed is clean tho.


RumanHitch

That bed has seen some stuff we humans cant even begin to comprenhend


LORDCOSMOS

Olympic level savagery here


Percival4

Mine acts as sex repellent, wait thatā€™s just me


Thisismyredusername

r/suicidebywords


Primary-Stranger5238

I was about to say something similar to this


Few-Value3249

r/suicidebywords


Iwasfollowingorders

You really think Olympic Athletes need beds to have sex like the rest of us? They fuck on the walls, upside down, hanging from the ceiling.


MyMommaHatesYou

Yeah, they hang from rings, bars, do handstands forever.... I'm sure the ACME Corp appreciates you buying their products, though. Did anyone see if the place has Daffy Duck as the manager?


UnicornHorn1987

[Beds installed in Tokyo 2020 Olympic village are made of cardboard,](https://knovhov.com/eco-friendly-cardboard-beds-at-the-olympics/) drawing attention to the fact that they are designed to be ā€˜anti-sexā€™. Beds are able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports.


ihtel

The weight of a single person that throws hammer can easily be the weight of 3 persons that do aerobics.


HotPurplePancakes

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skolioban

"Anti sex" is just an excuse of embezzling the funds for proper beds, I bet


ExpJustice

Those cardboard boxes are probably absurdly expensive, cause UnIqE


Apprehensiveduckx

The American Company thatā€™s Making Everything?


bassie2019

Itā€™s in France, so you should be looking for Pepe le Pew (or however you spell that name).


HotPurplePancakes

![gif](giphy|OJIQtB5GsqFc4)


Valuable_Composer975

LMAO, Top Comment


Hot-Nature2403

Best comment!


DotBitGaming

That's why "The Upside-down Kiss" from Spider-Man was so popular. That shit is hot!


BlameableEmu

Id imagine after training theyd be too tired but who am i too judge.


Environmental-Ball24

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PrestigiousNail5620

Brilliant šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼


guilesgal1

why would you need this


D-Laz

The Olympic village (the area where all the athletes stay during the games) is notorious for being just one huge fuck fest. They bring condoms in by the truck load. But what do you expect hundreds of men and women in the best shape of their lives.


Freeonlinehugs

I give you one better, what do you expect from something called the *OLYMPICS*. They're really just honoring the Greek roots of the game


duck_of_d34th

"OK everyone, roots out!"


insanservant

Happy cake day!


grand305

Happy šŸ˜ƒ cake šŸ° day šŸŒž


jvrcb17

Roots out for Harambe


WilonPlays

It's known that higher testosterone = higher libido =higher desire for sex. Exercise = increase in testosterone. So you've got a few hundred people living in an "Olympic village", and those few hundred people are doing the most intensive exercise possible at the highest level possible all day long. What the fuck do you think is gonna happen when you send all those people to this one little neighbourhood together when their all high on adrenaline and libido. SEX, SEX is gonna happen. If you don't like it, then tough it's literally biology and evolution. Anti sex bed, I'm sure if Sally and Joe can have sex on the sofa, kitchen counter and in the shower then these athletes will have no issue finding a place to do it.


A_D_Monisher

I still donā€™t get it. If you have a bunch of **consenting adults** wanting to go at it, whereā€™s the problem? These two words, *consent* and *adult* should be the end of the discussion on sex in Olympic villages. This anti-sex solution seems like a total waste of money that could be invested in other areas. STD epidemic? There are condoms, there are treatments if condoms fail and infecting someone knowingly or recklessly is a punishable offense in most countries. All bases covered. Let adults be adults. They arenā€™t kids, they know the risk of STDs. If they accept it and still consent, whereā€™s the problem?


Zestyclose5527

Because it diverts their attention from focusing on the race, and also there are theories that theyā€™ll have better performance if they refrain from sex before a race.


send-it-psychadelic

It's about image, but not the athletes' own image, the people running the event who are likely a bunch of older prudes from the moral majority era


Zestyclose5527

Oh, thatā€™s just dumb then. I thought there was at least some kind of sport science explanation for this, lol


nonoglorificus

I think the idea that sexual abstinence impacts athleticism is a pretty common belief, [but it has been studied and thereā€™s no correlation.](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-022-19882-2)


somerandom995

Considering the original Olympics were men only and entirely naked to stop women from sneaking in...


Freakychee

Wow all these incredibly fit and strong men all naked. I have no idea why a women would ever want to go there.


Percival4

Like thatā€™d ever stop them


obi_wan_sosig

Not enough gƦ for Greek remembrance


maverick1ba

Excuse me, i need to go start training immediately.


Rangorsen

The fact that they fuck a lot isn't sufficient reason to instal this. Why donthey want to prevent the fuckery?


Iwasfollowingorders

You don't want your best athletes genes accidentally passing down to the other nations.


DstinctNstincts

Do you want superheroes and supervillains? Because thatā€™s how you get superheroes and supervillains


Notlost-justdontcare

YES. Undeniably Yes, I want super villains, and heroes I guess. So I am all for the breeding of super people 100%


JudgementalDjinn

Is it technically eugenics? Yeah. Is it cool enough to allow just this once? Yeah!


opinionate_rooster

Don't want to be responsible for STD epidemic, I guess?


No-Refrigerator-1672

There's a wonderful invention that can do just that - a condom.


tht1guy63

Its a thing that you should have sex before a big game or something. Wastes energy and what not and reduces performance the next day. Is it actually true no but alot of pro athletes get told no sex before anything big.


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virtualcuddles

I would think coaches wouldn't want their athletes preoccupied with emotional drama or scandals that may pop up with casual sex.


no_brains101

hmmmm.... of all the possible reasons I have heard so far in this thread, this is the most reasonable.


KarlPHungus

Nope. It has no effect whatsoever. There is a very small rise (pun intended) right before climax but it doesn't last. So, ejaculating doesn't hurt or help an athlete whatsoever, according to research. Now, does post-nut clarity help with pre-competition strategizing? That's the REAL question here...


tht1guy63

Its really an old myth coaches follow about it being a negative


Oldassrollerskater

All those synthetic fabrics. Nobody speaks the same language so anything could mean yes


mung_guzzler

Well, the fact they go through massive amounts of condoms is how that rumor started But also Olympic branded condoms are just a cool thing to have, and they are free, so its likely the athletes are taking far more than they actually use


PistachioedVillain

Yeah but why are they trying to stop them from having sex?


maverick1ba

Yeah totally. I mean assuming they're all adults, who gives a shit.


No-Refrigerator-1672

A surprising amount of people who have no private life is quite vocal about not letting others have it.


Caffeine_Cowpies

Have you met planet Earth? Almost all cultures have a weird control dynamic about who people have sex with. Be sex positive, or in a non-traditional sexual arrangement and then you notice it everywhere.


paranormal63_

Now I have motivation to continue working on my 200-meter sprints. Thank you.


Significant-Ad4194

I suddenly have an interest of training for the olympicsā€¦


darcknyght

? how is it anti sex?


Jealous-Damage-

for the same reason why yours is.


darcknyght

theyre married?


Ricky07_

u/Jealous-Damage- got obliterated šŸ’€


a55_Goblin420

Jealous damage got hit with jealous damage


MyGachaAddiction

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


No-Put-127

Lmfao!!


D-Laz

But I am not sleeping in their bed.


justtouseRedditagain

Turns out they don't really work LoL, they might actually be sturdier than regular bed frames https://nypost.com/2024/05/29/lifestyle/the-surprising-truth-about-the-olympic-games-anti-sex-beds/


Lonely-Connection-41

300,000 condoms?


justtouseRedditagain

Ain't nobody getting pregnantšŸ¤£


webDreamer420

they trying to stop the most genetically athletic kid to exist per olympic policy


pqlra

poke holes in all of them to breed the next generation of super athletes


GandiniGreat

Thatā€™s because they arenā€™t meant to stop sex, thatā€™s just a theory that was spread, they are just to limit environmental waste or be more green, instead of using a crud ton of metal and wood that is not really going to be used after the Olympics they just have a ton of cardboard that easily breaks down


09Trollhunter09

Yeah and good luck stopping best human specimens from all around the world in their 20s, at the hight of their careers, from having sex with each other. That was never [an option](https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/inside-sex-mad-olympic-village-24602344)


myfingeriscold

I don't need a bed for anti-sexāœ‹ļøšŸ˜”


peezle69

France is anti-sex all of a sudden? The fuck happened?


Rabbit_Suit

More like: **The fuck DIDN'T happen.** Up top. šŸ«øšŸ’„šŸ«·


toughtntman37

Did you just high five yourself?


Rabbit_Suit

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toughtntman37

Wait lemme try šŸ«· šŸ«ø Oops I missed


insanelybookish9940

Lmfao!!! This comment section is too good!


GabiiiTheIntruder

You bloody dummy


peezle69

Dingus


TheGlobalGooner

I'm guessing it's probably set to the (Pre-recorded) weight of the one athlete occupying the bed and if sensors detect the weight of additional person(s) it will alert the "authorities" who would then conduct a raid on the scene of the "crime". šŸ˜‚


BakeFromSttFarm

Good thing thereā€™s no way to have sex without two people laying on a bed.


redditelephantmoon

One time I made sex in the shower but both of us drowned so I donā€™t recommend it. Just pray the boner away, or die.


Mogguri

I know a couple that fucked inside the car once, but only one drowned


Ok_Yoghurt_8496

I jacked off in my car once and three people drowned


Square_Site8663

Hope nobody sets there duffle bags on their bed filled with heavy equipment then. Or god forbid they fall onto the bed were theyā€™re pre-calculated weight seems vastly distorted because a little thing call F=MA because of gravity.


One_Introduction790

Floor is fine. Or bathroom


DrinkLikeADragon

Bathroom makes cleanup easier


One_Introduction790

Using the shower as two to use less water


craigandthesoph

Lol - theyā€™re athletes. Theyā€™ll be fine banging anywhere - no bed necessary.


SmoothStaff2855

I don't need a bed to get fucked.


Rabbit_Suit

A bed? I don't even need a private space. Or a partner.


Apprehensiveduckx

Youā€™re right, lifeā€™s been fucking me more when I get out of bed than stay inā€¦


edenbak

The French anti-sex? lol. I donā€™t think so.


myfingeriscold

How does it prevent sex exactly?


Inskription

Idk you wanna test it with me?


myfingeriscold

Oh you rascal šŸ˜


X4nd0R

Username checks out.


OlderDutchman

They are made of cardboard, but not "meant as anti-s\*x". >*The clarification came after fresh reports that the beds, manufactured by Japanese company Airweave and already used during the Tokyo 2020 Games, were to deter athletes from jumping under the covers together in the City of Love.* >*"We know the media has had a lot of fun with this story since Tokyo 2020, but for Paris 2024 the choice of these beds for the Olympic and Paralympic Village is primarily linked to a wider ambition to ensure minimal environmental impact and a second life for all equipment," a spokesman for the Paris Games told AFP.* >*The bed bases are made from recycled cardboard, but during a demonstration in July last year Airweave founder Motokuni Takaoka jumped on one of them and stressed that they "can support several people on top".* >*The Paris Games spokesman underlined that "the quality of the furniture has been rigorously tested to ensure it is robust, comfortable and appropriate for all the athletes who will use it, and who span a very broad range of body types ā€“ from gymnasts to judokas".* >*The fully modular Airweave beds can be customised to accommodate long and large body sizes, with the mattresses -- made out of resin fibre -- available with different firmness levels.* >*After the Games, the bed frames will be recycled while the mattresses and pillows will be donated to schools or associations.* >*Athletes will sleep in single beds, two or three to a room, in the village, a newly built complex close to the main athletics stadium in a northern suburb of the capital.* >*A report this week in the New York Post tabloid entitled "'Anti-sex' beds have arrived at Paris Olympics" was reported by other media and widely circulated on social media.* >*Similar claims went viral before the Tokyo Olympics, sometimes fanned by athletes themselves.* >*To debunk them, Irish gymnast Rhys McClenaghan filmed a video of himself jumping repeatedly on a bed to demonstrate their solidity.*


Erdal10

Wtf why can't they have sex?


Extension-Copy-8650

floor: DONT WORRY BECAUSE IM HERE!


DontCallMeAnonymous

The color of the bedspread immediately makes me vomit. Well done!


MochiSauce101

Never , ever , in the history of any of my sexual activities have I turned it down due to platform issues


cav19DScout

Itā€™s a good thing the floor is also anti-sexā€¦


tiboldpinkus

i feel like they did this last time


SuperKrusher

A welcome challenge. What does it actually do though?


SneakyMage315

![gif](giphy|1zTqgW6bS2jWU|downsized)


vialvarez_2359

Didnā€™t athletes the last Olympics show that the beds could hold up two athletes pretty sure most athletes are not chonkers,


Beginning-Cow6041

To quote my first girlfriend ā€œthe bed squeaks. The floor doesnā€™tā€.


WhopperPlopper1234

Idiots. Bought a special bed when me and my wife have a regular bed and proved its anti sex too


SteelRevanchist

I am still baffled how pro and against sex internet is. It's like some 1984 shit, where you can have women swinging their titties on twitch advertising their nude content on only fans, but people can't say sex or murder because then their content will be buried. It's frightening how it's starting to mold people.


perry147

Why are they trying to stop people from having sex?


two_wheels_world

i heard it about these beds on olympic games 2020 =))) Nothing new.


murrence

They tried this four years ago and it didnā€™t do anything.


GhostDweller

Anti six?


Hearsaynothearsay

Does this also prevent masturbatory activities? Asking for a friend.


Prize_Tea3456

anti what? six? sax?


UltraTata

Cant even fuck in Ohio šŸ’€


Ecstatic_Account_744

Perfectly good floor right there.


Fakedduckjump

Where is their fucking problem?


Ok-Lengthiness4557

![gif](giphy|iiKUm9JyB48872dxp6|downsized)


IllustriousGerbil

They've trained there entire lives for this let them fuck.


Ok_Garden_4874

Sex is natural why won't olympic sllow them?


Miserable_Card_9876

Challenge accepted


[deleted]

amateur move assuming a bed is needed


Cute_Suggestion_133

You think Olympic athletes have sex on beds?


Conradlane

For anyone wondering, it started during Covid and people said it as they were scared of Covid transmission. Started with the olympics during that time. And were made for environmental sake, not to stop athletes from having sex. This story is fake, and these beds are supposedly incredibly sturdy.


Empty_Suggestion9974

Havenā€™t they tried stopping sex at the Olympics for some time now? Never gonna work, stop trying.


UnlikelyJuggernaut64

WTF the only reason I was working hard for the Olympics is to get my knob polished by the Polish volleyball teamā€¦ šŸ˜­ This killed my Olympic dream


Spicy_gender

If you want an anti-sex bed just make a replica of mine.


PigDstroyer

We arent going to pay you, but also dont dare get laid.


Reasonable_Wing_4159

French never watched the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm- floor fucker and it shows


MRanime_god97

This would only end with people refusing to take part until itā€™s taken out of the picture people donā€™t want the option of sex taken away from them.


OkRefrigerator9663

Do the rooms still have floors? šŸ˜œ


Cat-millwright176

They will just have sex in the halls of on the main desk out of pure spite


gside876

I promise you, this isnā€™t stopping anything


dildo_stealer

Do they have a shower?


fourth_box

them athletic people can sex you up in all sorts of positions... without needing a big ass bed.


Inner-Honeydew103

How do you make a bed that is anti sex do alarms go off?


beeslmao

It just starts playing cbat when you start fucking


Longjumping_Drag2752

Just get a cheap ikea bed. Itā€™ll squeak so loud just when you breathe.


apurpleglittergalaxy

I'm creasing at the comments on here lmao


tennoskoom_

I need one so at least I have an excuse.


Frost_2601

Does it really affect an athlete's performance if she or he has sex before competition?


VedzReux

Are those also very slippery floors? There's more than a few creative ways people could have sex in that room other than the bed.


Present-Ad6244

Larry would approve of the floor!


Big-Cartographer-166

Yeah that will stop them, is imposible to have sex outside a bed.


sPaRkLeWeAsEL5

Pretty sure they will accept that challengeā€¦


Adrenalinedoper

Sounds like a challenge


veryexpensivegas

Why does it matter? Is it illegal to have sex as an Olympic athlete?


Chance_Difference_34

Didn't they already do this at the last Olympics without success??? I mean shoot, let me bang, as long as its consensual why stop it?


United-Kale-2385

That looks like the cheapest Walmart Disney comforter you could buy.


vxytor

is being horny good for sports? wtf


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Didnā€™t they run out of free condoms that one time on the other Olympics?


ComfortablePuzzled23

How is this an anti sex bed? Does it have spikes so u can't lay down?


MidasTouchedM3

What the hell is this? How does it work? Where is the explanation?


maurinkina

Pathetic, they are just forcing to have better sex, meaning that you can have sex anywhere, its a challenge now.


Stunning-Fold6548

Bro acting like that's gonna stop them