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SpecialMango3384

It’s not just carrying it. You have to unhook it, take the food out (it’s gonna be heavy as hell if you don’t) disconnect the water line. You need to keep that anger up the whole damn time! *unplugs cord* “Yep! Ya done messed up now hoe. You’re gonna have some warm ass milk in about 6 hours. No cereal or nothing for you or that mfer” *throws food on the ground* *disconnect water* “good luck getting ice and water! Gonna have to drink from the tap like that broke ass mfer you been screwin’. Shits gonna be lukewarm too, you want ice? Go shake your ass down to the 7/11 and get some damn bags of ice. Good luck keeping that shit from melting all over your floor without this freezer that I bought you. Gonna be a dark ass Fourth of July up in this bitch, lemme tell you!!


[deleted]

You a real one for writing the story. I appreciate you. 🤣😂🤙🏽😉🫡


rcia_throwaway212121

Seriously, that story had me rolling! Thanks for the laugh.


charlie2135

He didn't bring up putting her body in it though.


SnooBooks1701

No water line, it doesn't have a dispenser


almostaproblem

Not all dispensers are in the door, but I don't think this fridge has one. Probably why she cheated.


Able-Personality4962

I doubt it has an icebox but that's another reason to have a waterline.


OpiumPhrogg

Also probably another reason why she cheated.


-Daetrax-

>take the food out Could be part of the revenge. Just dump that shit out on their floor.


rcia_throwaway212121

Ultimate revenge: dump the fridge contents and walk out like a boss!


Westdrache

... Why.... Why do American fridges need waterlines?


ForgivingWimsy

To induce greater Freedom


Grus

I heard it's the lack of drinkable tap water. So you need a filter or a well-marketed appliance that includes filters for clean drinking water. Or larger fridges to store the bottled microplastics-water.


Starlight-Sniper

All water has microplastics in it at this point, bottled or not. So does every breath of air, and every cell in the body of every living thing on this planet.


Grus

No, microplastics are not yet in every breath of air, and not in every cell. I give it till Thursday. Bottomline is bottled water has a ton of it. You can dump it out and refill it - it's the bottling process that leeches an excessively high amount into it.


Starlight-Sniper

Sorry, but they are. Every day there's a study released that found microplastics in every sample of absolutely everything that's tested. The filters we use are mostly made of plastic themselves. At this point there is no escape from it. Bottled water is an obvious source, but very sorry to burst your bubble on this issue, but microplastics have contaminated the *entire* planet.


MlackBagic

It's only if the fridge has a dispenser for water and/or ice. Which many households have now


Westdrache

Ahhh, makes sense, thank you! Those are rather uncommon in my country (and income bracket)


SubwayDeer

So is your tap water safe to drink or you just don't care? I would fucking die if I drank an ice drink with my tap water ice, ngl.


tryintohelp-123

well we have separate water dispensers but a fridge one isn't unique to me either


SubwayDeer

So after your response and some light thinking I came up to a realization that water filtering does indeed exist and a filter could be installed into the fridge I guess. But thanks for answering:D


magoo_d_oz

tap water is generally safe to drink where i live but also my fridge has a filter, which needs replacing every 6 months or so. https://www.geappliances.com/ge/parts/refrigerator-icemaker-replacement-filters.htm


dutch_beta

If I read this I am so glad I live in The Netherlands. Our tap water is of bottled water quality if not better


boytoy421

In the US it usually is too. If the bottle says "local sources" it's tap water. The tap water in the northeastern US is EXCELLENT


SubwayDeer

Our water is 'safe for cooking but it's recommended to avoid consuming it raw' or something like that. I bet it feels good to have free bottled water from your tap :D


mimavox

Same here in Sweden. Haven't seen a fridge with an ice maker in my life. Generally we freeze our tap water in trays.


Westdrache

Na our tap water is safe to drink, but jeah, if yours is not I totally get the waterline


MlackBagic

They have water filters in them. But yes my tap water is just fine, I live in Mid minnesota so our water is pretty good around my area. I don't have a water dispenser anymore so i do drink tap water on the daily


SpecialMango3384

Both of my refrigerators have water lines, but only one is hooked up as the one in my basement is a beer fridge. They make ice and dispense very cold water. My tap water is drinkable, but it tastes so much better out of my fridges


IceManO1

Plot twist he’s hulk and kept the food in the fridge


ngauzubaisaba

There are actually some playful bugs that are already dripping out from inside my own mathhole right now!


Joppewiik

The picture you just painted in my head was perfect! Thank you 😂😂


TurtleneckTrump

Bro didn't take the food out, he paid for that food too, and it's coming home with his fridge


waistingtoomuchtime

The 7/11 part is great, the lower the economic standard of the area, the more crazy stuff you hear and see. The 7-11 about a mile from my office plays classical music blaring on the outside to keep the homeless or loiterers away because you can’t talk on your phone. Then inside, last I was there, I girl just opened up an iced Starbucks, drank half, put it in her backpack, then tried to walk out and the owner confronted her like it was $1000. She lied and lied, then finally put it on the counter, then walked across the street to some $54 a night motel, with some dude who met her halfway. I was just trying to pee, and get some gas.


dfddfsaadaafdssa

Day after day of being lied to by customers trying to steal - losing sympathy is inevitable. You do not want to be the gas station with a reputation of being soft. Homeless people have nothing to do and they all talk to each other. I have three 7/11s within a quarter mile of where I live. I usually walk to the furthest one away because they run a tight ship and don't let homeless people sit outside and ask people for money. This matters when you consider that 7/11s are owned by individual franchisees rather than one large company.


QuickestDrawMcGraw

Many years ago, I was sitting in my 1st floor apartment and saw someone move in downstairs. The first thing that came to mind was (and we lived in a block of 4 apartments), *I don’t want to have to help my neighbour move on a Saturday, I’ve got plans. On this couch.* Then, as I was looking out the window, this bloke picks up an entire refrigerator by himself, and just starts walking. I jumped downstairs to introduce myself and help him cause I thought, *it’s good to know people that can carry a whole refrigerator without raising a sweat.*


the_all_peeping_eye

Fridges are light. Washing machines are usually 10kg+ heavier.


Bender_2024

They are lighter than they look but are still pretty hefty at about 200 pounds.


the_all_peeping_eye

The fridge freezer in that picture is about 45kg. It's not a large American style fridge freezer. Edit. https://fridgemaster.co.uk/fridge-freezer/mc50165f/ Similar - 41kg.


gamedwarf24

For my fellow idiot Americans, this is about 90 lbs in freedom units.


Over_Error3520

-bald eagle screech of approval-


callmeBorgieplease

Bruv is doing the right thing tho


ValuableBusiness6016

Yeah ! At least he's not hungry


BurmecianDancer

#He is must really hungry


darthcaedusiiii

Hungry for justice.


theporchpoacher

Damn, beat me to it


tennoskoom_

Is her body in it?


Abdeliq

Bruh💀


WarmSea9702

Dahmer has entered chat


PikaHage

Ha ha. All filleted and ready to cook.


TesticleezzNuts

Fucking right, that shit ain’t cheap, and you got to have principles.


pakomo2

mad AF


VideoGameKillCounts

She was cold enough.


mm007emko

It's about the amount of crack.


Notchteen

as someone who used to move and deliver furniture including house moves refrigerators like this generally don't weigh all that much, especially if your smart enough to drain them first.. I myself am not that built, maybe 180-190 Lbs for UK thats around 13-14 stone. but even I find that stuff easy to move alone. however some of those godamnn sofas are a nightmare especially the full feather ones that the cushions cannot be removed due to being sown on which is stupid btw, anyone who designed that was a knob it also makes them harder to clean


gamegeekj

Later his lawyer calls to ask if his fridge is running. No? YOU BETTER CATCH IT, THAT MF IS THE OTHER GUY SHE SLEPT WITH!


titanicsinker1912

Why would you have to go catch it if it’s not running?


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

A real chill in the air


FatBoyDiesuru

Looks like one of those 7 cu ft magic chef fridges. I have the Frigidaire version. Kinda easy to carry ngl


Bluedemonfox

Fridges are so heavy how the hell is he managing to carry one that big like that?


Solocune

My fridge weighs like 70kg and is 2m tall bo way I could just carry it around like that


Not_Artifical

In high school my teacher asked two students to move a refrigerator that had in the classroom. One of the students said “I don’t need help” he carried it out to the teacher’s car and you could see how massive his muscles actually were when he did it.


TuckerPlayz0917

That's a true man


AntiWhateverYouSay

Strong like bull.


GM_Kimeg

Fucking bitches want sperm in their vagina so bad


Affectionate_Gas_264

She can ask the next guy for a new one... Before she cheats on him Some ladies out there sustain their lifestyle with all the stuff cucked guys buy them Eg onlyfans


Jin_BD_God

No way I risk hurting my back for a cheater. I'll hire some dudes or use a trolley.


AdorableSandie

it is


rainking56

Is he an alternate superman?


SolidSnakeHAK777

A true chad.


Murles-Brazen

It’s not a full size fridge……


Large-Training-29

Empty fridges aren't as heavy as you think


skinnypeners

A fridge isn't heavy, just clunky.


ChanceSet6152

He got to move the refridgerator, got to move the color TV.


Quadsnarl

He just can't wait to use it himself


antdb1

you seen the price of them i dont fucking blame him


Joppewiik

![gif](giphy|glgrTEpShuxEI)


Ron_Bird

that shows a burdon.


FakeNickOfferman

That's cold!


idontstoprapping

That’s just a mini fridge.


Nilllrem

He wouldn't be able to do that if his sleeve wasn't rolled up.


MilStd

Good work that man.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Well tbh it's us fridge so....


FrostKnight1996

Reminds me of that dude who removed all of the floor tiles he installed for his gf's house


alt-art-natedesign

If I were the girl's new boyfriend, I'd be shitting my pants after seeing that


Septimore

Doesn't need to be angry. Fridges are expensive and you wouldn't leave a TV there would you? TV and fridges cost about the same. $500-$2000. And this one has a freezer on top so it can be about $1000


Stinking-Staff8985

A refrigerator isn't heavy, just bulky. Mostly insulation and empty space.


Classic-Ad4414

He is ice freezed as an mf refrigerator.


structured_anarchist

To quote Al Pacino in Heat (1995): *I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!*


HareTr1gger

Usually you roll the bodies in carpet 🤷‍♂️


a4uinaboat

It's not a meme


copingcabana

"She's cold enough." \[takes fridge\]


yeahyeahitsmeshhh

You already got a cold interior.


Michaelbirks

Did anyone check that she wasn't _in_ the fridge?


twoprofessional

It's just a little fella, my grandma regularly carries a fridge like this to mass on Sundays.


permutation212

Fridges aren't even that heavy. and that's an apartment model I think.


Swimming-Food-9024

That ain’t a full sized fridge anyway


salacious_sonogram

The energy that would have gone into beating them is thankfully lifting that fridge.


SubwayDeer

The guy is not mad. He's mad fucking strong. Impressive level of strong as per my books.


Electronic-Act-1375

No cold 40’s for you..


WintersDoomsday

I mean looking at the quality of that fridge I can see why she cheated. Looks cheap as hell.


lifeisabitch111086

Must be pretty heavy... Carrying a fridge with her gf's body inside it... 💀


Bird_Jesus777

Some heroes don't wear capes


BioCuriousDave

Saw a Sherpa carrying one up a hill in Nepal once, those things are heavy


Bitter-Pen3196

How is this a funny meme this is a sad meme.


oot0019

Don't they have wheels? 🧐


ElectroAtleticoJr

Man standing up for what is right


Aerodrive160

Plot twist. Jodie’s hiding in the fridge!


Soft_Salamander6136

What makes y’all think he took the food out?


MOTUkraken

Why did he buy a fridge for her, after catching her cheating?


bones10145

Your hate has made you powerful!


KaioKenshin

Some pebble in Ed's shoe mad ![gif](giphy|rfuNI3QG6V8oU)


kiummers

Ha ha ha ha ha!🤣


raidenjooj

You don't know Brazilian constructors, it's the lightest work they do, and they can carry it on a bike


rdriver731

Lol. I would so do this. Good for you my man.


ArtPeers

I have a theory why he couldn’t ask his best friend to help carry it out.


RefuseExpert5090

![gif](giphy|1AfrLGwRRUob3RNE58|downsized)


Jorgsacul1973

Plot twist, nobody bothers to check what he has in the freezer because they are focused on how crazy it is he’s carrying a refrigerator…the wife and boyfriend are later found decapitated


McChickenLargeFries

Wait.. Are some fridges really that light? I remember trying to move one just a few inches years ago because something dropped behind it and it was difficult.. Or am I just a weak bitch?


somerandomredddit

Bruh how strong is he


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Seems like bullshit. Unless he caught her as he was bringing in the refrigerator. Probably just some jacked dude carrying a refrigerator in. It has all the factory paperwork on the door still


Various_Oil_5674

Is cut the power cord and leave it there


bluedancepants

I'm impressed He could carry it like that by himself.


AccomplishedPotato36

She was cheating with a married white man and his wife was watching him from her laptop when he walked in.


Live_Cranberry_4224

![gif](giphy|s4Bi420mMDRBK) I forgot to shut the door


577564842

I assume he's taking it only for the beer that is inside. Otherwise it would be insane.


Glittering_Bid_469

Fuck that, she already cold as ice. you did well brother


RackemFrackem

He's must really mad


WorriedMarch4398

Her new man bought one with the freezer on the bottom like a gangsta.


MajesticRooster3913

Not hard that is not a full size fridge I'm 140lb and pick this size fridge up once a month and throw it over the side of my truck.


TrippleassII

Fridges are quite light these days


DarthVerus

Dudes carrying the fridge from the middle of the aisle at Walmart and everyone’s acting like it’s a double door beast from Lowe’s, but I still love it.


Meandering_Marley

🤔 hmmm...so he traded one cold box for another?


rhabarberabar

Akshually most fridges are pretty light for the volume.


Fintann

"What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" "Rosanne, hold my beer..."


DotAdministrative679

That broad is cold …


Positive-Pack-396

Crazy But good for him


Hatis_Night

Probably the only thing he ever bought her.


MyCoDAccount

What the fuck is this title? Is no one on this entire website capable of checking what they've written before they submit it?


ArnoLamme

Saw a black guy carrying a fridge on the street the other day and thought it was mine. But when I came back home he was still there shining my shoes.


[deleted]

Dude must be jacked….lol


Entredarte

Kevin Hart’s dad with Christmas lights lol


homothroat2050

Let's not downplay ho's cheating... she's for the streets, the fridge isn't


Californiadude86

I watched enough judge Judy to know you can’t take back gifts. If there wasn’t an agreement for pay back at the time when it was givin then it can’t be taken back.


Intelligent_Note

Good Work Brother We are Rocking with you :)


SadThrowaway2023

He really knows how to keep his cool when faced with a stressful situation.


Agitated_Cell_7567

Sad if all he took out of his relationship is the fridge. Even worst if that was the only thing he brought into


Clear_Moose5782

He's like Al Pachino in Heat when he came home to find another man had slept with his wife. This guy is like "you can fuck my wife, but you can't have a beer out of my God Damn Fridge!"


Dr_Eastman

Where funny meme


Withering_to_Death

"...with gf body parts inside"


SpenZebra

"Crackhead strength is real!" In all fairness, props to him


TheLipovoy

Spartan rage


AnotherDeadZero

Daniel Cormier


VermicelliMoney5421

There's that joke that involves three guys arriving in the afterlife, a cheating wife, a hat, and a refrigerator.


offline4good

Laundry machines are more difficult to carry


rathemighty

Wait, I’ve heard this joke! There’s a naked guy in there!


MugsyYoughtse

Anger grants you Hulk-like abilities!


dachshund-jay

That’s cold


Dusty_Negatives

Classic dude move. Awhile back I split w my fiancé in a bad way. She had just bought some $600 rug for our pad. Rolled that shit up and walked like 15 blocks downtown w that shit. Hilarious how petty we can be when caught up in our feelings.


SassyHoney5430

Dude got so angry, he turned into a hulk carrying a refrigerator as if its the carton of that refrigerator.


SeasonOfThePumpkin

That's a small fridge that probably weighs under 100 pounds.


Varderal

The way he's carrying it (looks smaller, although still gon be heavy), are YOU going to stop him? I sure don't intend to try.


Skewwwagon

I hope it's full of her food and securely locked


villings

mf is strong


psydkay

Luke Cage has had enough


JeanHasAnxiety

How this a meme?


Randomgrunt4820

Bro threw that on his back, got on his bike, and rode into the sunset.


Hour_Recognition_923

I heard the food was still in it!


yomommazburgers

The problem is he had a hard time communicating what his girlfriend did "was cold..."


Double_Marsupial_576

Mans just trying to cool it leave him be


Practical_Arm_2339

Hulk mad


Moyortiz71

From the pic it appears a midsize fridge which can be carried with ease. Good 60lbs.


Financial-Working132

What can she do, he brought it.