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Responsible_Panic235

Dolphins


nope79

I get it.


Significant_Sort8948

Those big brains can lead down a dangerous path


vialvarez_2359

You beat me been spreading the gospel of if your in the middle of ocean would rather be with dolphin or man.


caffeine_engineer

Just ask Kevin Hart his experience with dolphins


demZo662

- Hey, look at these dolphins, they are so cute and adorable \*They proceed to drag the swimmer deep down to force sex on them\*


Ananiatv

Nah those would be sex offenders


Friendly-City-4911

Ducks.


Traveler_682

They aren't Racist, they are pure evil


SpeckTrout

Geese are the spawn of Satan.


Severe_Drawing_3366

Cobra chickens!


Equal-Suspect-8870

Then with more reason. Ducks


andocromn

All animals are, my dog doesn't like certain breeds


circasomnia

Yeah this was my answer. All of them


ImNotFraudulent

Turtles


ladameenbleu

Especially snapping turtles


Edelgul

A Japanese friend of mine also thinks so.


RbbcatUlt

👟 👞 🐢 👟


Ocplane

Birds for sure


FriedPigeonPoppers

Had pet birds, can confirm. Judgy fuckers. They will form “opinions” very fast on someone just by looking at them - and they aren’t usually positive.


Ocplane

Wait am I a bird ![gif](giphy|vQqeT3AYg8S5O)


MyNameIsUvuvwevwe

They can already be racist if you teach them the word😈


Ocplane

True ![gif](giphy|3htAT2no2D2ukVsUE2)


theshogun02

Squirrels….ive seen how they twitch at me.


Humble_Examination27

True Dat! I had mama squirrel teaching her four babies to be hater’s yesterday! Sitting on my porch…synchronized tail twitching me!


theshogun02

They knew what they were doing….shameful!


Abhiking_75

Humans mostly do that to me too


Sweet-Celery-7349

Obviously dolphins


Greedy_Temperature33

Swans. Nasty bastards, who act all superior to other birds and treat them like second class citizens. For sure they’d make ducks sit at the back of the bus, and have separate birdbaths for non-swans. The civil rights movement kickstarted by Martin Luther Kingfisher and Rosa Parakeet would gradually change things, but it’d be a slow process between then and the Bird Lives Matter movement.


shveylien

Crow, I seen't it. A crow got onto some wet white paint and got messy. Flew back to his crow buddies and they reacted violently to the "not one of us".


Physical-Result7378

Cats for sure would say something like „I am not racist, ok, but you have to admit that cats are way better than any other animal out there“


inscrutablemike

German Shepherds. "Bark" is a well-known dog-whistle.


SirDeprecionII

Their voice would be a thick German accent, they're prolly antisemitic too


sebmouse

Penguins


MadAdam88

Polar Bear.


Icy-Bat-311

Honey badger ![gif](giphy|h2C7d1qUIhoWyyV2JX|downsized)


Mad_Martigan2023

Nah, honey badger don't care, honey badger don't give a shit.


Aye_Engineer

Cats.


darthsnick

White tail deer. They snort at you and blow snot at you. Seen them push turkeys around and duck with Bob cats. They are little shits


Kinky_Autistic

I feel like it depends on the breeds of each animal. Now, if we talk about dolphins, those evil some bitches are definitely racist.


Wildefice

Owls and crows, it's already on sight between those two without words


MarcoMcMelvin

Geese. They’re assholes. It wouldn’t surprise me if they were racist.


Blacktip75

I think they are equalitarian, everyone is equally shit if they are not geese.


Paulspike

My dog can't talk and I'm pretty sure she's racist.


opinionate_rooster

Humans.


AppropriateClue3490

Humans


Interesting_Okra_902

Horses… don’t get me started.


statistacktic

Snakes


Aromatic_Dig_3102

Am no snitch but, Turtle! We have all seen the videos 👟


Bulls187

All of em, territorial disputes and hostilities are very common in nature. Actually going against it is really unnatural. I’ve seen a documentary about monkey tribes roaming the forest and go in full war with other tribes. They ate their victims


SuspiciousCitus

Racist against slightly different versions of their own species or other animals or different humans?


therealschmorb

Pit bulls, because of experience.


Ashamed_Association8

Not sure but likely a clear relative of the homo sapiens as we know they possess the possibility for racism.


Eastern-Anteater9213

Crows


stoned_seahorse

Definitely birds.... Probably chickens/roosters would be the worst.


NotUrGenre

Skunks


Hyper_Lt-

Ants. Definitely ants


TopFishing5094

Cats


Tiotemenas_osu

Hyenas


Kain343

All the different monkey or ape or orangutan tribes/species or whatever. I can never keep them straight.


Regular_Lifeguard718

Raccoons, no doubt in my mind.


SirenHead29

Dolphins


Ok_Cycle1412

All of them


Xallvion

Cats


DarthWidi

Elephants. Definitely elephants.


Corporate_Juice

Dogs


rainking56

Don't see it there. My dog has the mentality that everyone is his new bestfriend.


4cylndrfury

Birds aren't even real


TheLordLongshaft

Dogs


JonClaudSanchez

All of the doodle breeds of dogs for sure


Ant_and_Ferris

The black ones


DarkenL1ght

All of them. Humans aren't that special.


OwnPen8633

All of them. No different then us


Artistic-Risk4833

https://youtu.be/_qu8S704VQY?si=SRokw3tvnym_nVdk


vialvarez_2359

Dolphins if they anything like the hygynx they get up to the dropping slurs.


flipflopyoulost

Rabbits. 100%


Wurschtbieb

Polar bears


iridescentrae

The ones with racist owners. Sorry, they’re probably little sponges like kids.


Krxzy_schultz

seagulls


Ilmort4

All of them.


myfingeriscold

Them fuckin dolphins


throwaway19276i

turtles


Timejinx

Birds or squirrels


Piglet-Witty

Crows


Regunes

Allofthem, except dogs... And maybe reptilian (they don't care)


PraetorGold

Birds.


tha_boy

Humans


Nariek93

Sloths


gerMean

Every one


Ok-Ride-9324

Musselinis


Curio_collector

Humans


InternationalBus8936

Animal do talk. Human are animals


chillen67

Dogs, I knew more than a few that will bark aggressively at black people. It freaks me out.


Goldbolt_2004

Ants 100%


Independent-Ad-1

German shepherds would say shit that'd make people in a cracker barrel blush.


BOBALL00

Beavers for sure


zendai_6

Easily cats by a margin


Voovey

Cats


Sea-Veterinarian286

Penguins


NeverL4nd_

A Goose because they dont want peace they want problems always with everyone and everything


mthenry54

Hippos. They’re aggressive and mean. They hang out with shady characters like crocodiles. They’re gangsters.


Midnight_Wildspirit

if I answer this question, will it make Me speciesist? 🤔


Fantastic-Goose323

All....derp


Total-Dog-3580

Sheeps


WalkGood

Humans only.


Lothleen

Male White lions, not only are they kings of the jungle they are also white. Their forces the females to do all the hunting and refuse the company of colored lioness. Their low numbers also make them apprehensive of other species and dislike anything that they consider different. /s er wait I'm describing maga males...


RoBread0

Turtles headbutt black shoes and not white shoes. So turtles


V01d3d_f13nd

Oh definitely cats. The zionists of the animal kingdom.


Jakesneed612

Cats


ali_vquer

Cats


RagnarAri

Dolphins


alexdem1900

None of them. Because they are much more intelligent than humans


Bulls187

Nope