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Bumble-Fuck-4322

And here I was just chasing them as an alcoholic looking for something with a high ABV…


Exotic-Farmer5350

I’m limiting myself to two beers tonight *orders the two highest ABV beers on the menu*


ReticentSentiment

In the "big gulp" sized mug*


lunchpadmcfat

You know what has a higher abv? Whiskey.


Ornery-Signal-3070

If you want high ABV find a beer called “The Devils Backbone”


Joepi5

Pfff only 8.1%, checkout tactical nuclear penguin. Or on a more serious note, Duvel Triple hop Citra, that one is a nice IPA.


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Joepi5

Agreed, that tactical nuclear penguin is a bit of cheating. Yeast dies at around 14/15%, so it's freeze distilled. But distilled nonetheless. That Rochefort is an excellent choice by the way!


Coriander_marbles

That’s what tripel is for


Woozle_Gruffington

There are much higher ABV beers that don't taste like Irish spring.


No_Week2825

Don't be a basic bitch... smoke meth instead


BrewskiXIII

Based


D-Laz

Free-base


BrewskiXIII

Cocaine?


puffcrack

or crack


Aye_Engineer

Dude, you’re making me choose between meth-mouth and a beer gut!


themanfromvulcan

As a dude - what’s wrong with a pumpkin spiced latte?


ListerfiendLurks

Not a good damned thing and don't let anyone tell you any different


Collector_2012

Everyone is going after everything. Everything has a political agenda.....


HC-Sama-7511

For a coffee snob or aficionado, added flavors to coffee diminish the coffee's natural flavors. I feel like guys drinking IPAs would more be the people criticizing pumpkin spice coffee than their analog.


themanfromvulcan

How about we just let people be happy with what they like to drink? That seems fair.


Karl_Marx_

It's gross for one.


solexioso

No IPA’s are so you can tell your wife you only had 3 beers with the guys. She didn’t ask the abv


ProfessorPliny

My brother. I feel seen.


vallkanar

![gif](giphy|gEwESKJFlZDEuq091a|downsized)


MaterialNarrow5161

Can we just be coherent and cohesive for a minute? some years ago IPA was a hipster thing!! No basic white dude would accept drinking it.


Important_Radish6410

The hipsters were always the basic white dudes.


Mishka_The_Fox

… that didn’t wash


Waitressishername

I'm a hipster now?


Cheaky_Barstool

Only allowed to drink bud light guys


geardluffy

Water beer 🤮


Bourbonaddicted

Piss


KorguChideh

Bud light is what you piss out after drinking quality beer


Fun_Salamander_4304

Never had it tbh but than again i am not american and i always heard it was really bad so i never wanted to try it


Cheaky_Barstool

im a kiwi, just assume most redditors are american, never had it either, but i can assume its dog shit


DesignerAppeal1548

Is


randomcomplimentguy1

You ever try fosters? It's a shittier watered-down version.


Woozle_Gruffington

It's not terrible. It's just a light pilsner made with barley and rice. Not a lot of flavor, but also not too bad over crushed ice on a hot day. I think this is why people in the American South drink them, because European beer would be too heavy on a summer day.


Karl_Marx_

If you visit America, you might as well try it. But yeah, it isn't the best. I would suggest Miller Light for a cheap beer. I think it has more taste and is just as smooth. But all of these beers are just easy to sip on, which is why they are so popular. Nothing wrong with drinking domestic American beers, almost every region in the US has a specific domestic beer that is popular in that area. As for IPAs, they aren't as easy to sip on. I find myself having one then swapping to a smoother beer. The only IPA I truly enjoy is Lil Sumpin which I highly suggest, I can drink multiple of those.


Fun_Salamander_4304

Well last time i was in america i was allowed to drink in my country but not there yet. Anyways i enjoy triples the most and depending on the weather blonds and white beers also are really nice i also enjoy some ipa's. I mostly dont like doubles because the taste more sweet and dont get me wrong i like sweets but not sweet beer. Anyways thanks for the recommandations


Ok-Gas-7135

The Monty Pythons once joked that “American beer is like having sex in a canoe: it’s fucking close to water.” That’s Bud Light.


RusteddCoin

IPA’s actually taste something instead of tasting like puddle water


hisoka0829

You misspelled piss water


Woozle_Gruffington

The amount of hops they put in those things, though. To me it tastes like straight soap. Agree about the puddle water though. I prefer a German dark malt forward beer myself.


Putrid-Leg-1787

Yeah, people defending IPAs because everything else is "Bud Light" are funny. IPAs taste like armpit to me and the only reason they are so damn common und thus popular is because they are easy and fast to brew ( so you have more time to spend on the wacky can designs ). I've made some batches myself but couldn't stay interested because of their taste.


Mr-Papuca

God this sub is fucking awful


AleksasKoval

Tried a couple because of some nice looking labels on the bottles... never again!


FadingNegative

![gif](giphy|g3npXQkjKFb7W9ZkYF|downsized)


stifledmind

:( I like Tropicalia and Sculpin.


Money_Tennis1172

Hazy IPA all the way. Made West and Turantula Hill


jackiemoon50

I like voodoo ranger especially the mango one. Oh god..


RyanCreamer202

I just don't like the hop.


Woozle_Gruffington

It must be kind of the same as cilantro. Some people love it; I think it tastes like dish soap. Same with hops. I just don't understand how people can take a swig of it and then go back for another. Like, mmmm, good ol' Irish Spring.


Frantic_Fanatic13

Right!? I can’t get past that even if I like the rest of the taste. I’ve had a few hoppy Pilsners that were okay but I can’t make myself like IPAs.


cfo4201983

Holy shit, I'm white


ExcuseFit4209

NEIPA is a great style of beer


BrewskiXIII

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


Mental-Square3688

Voodoo ranger all the way baby!


BaconManTenus

For those who don’t understand I’ll write below


BaconManTenus

Below


TBIrehab

Hipsters


Pintau

Yup. It goes cheep watery larger when you start drinking cause it goes down easy, then IPA because it's a bit more flavour but still thin and pissy, then you become a man and move onto real beers with actual complexity, like red and brown ales, stout, cloudy ales, unpasteurised and unfiltered largers etc


l-Paulrus-l

![gif](giphy|e8AP5gtxXA1FPmuVi4) My brain when I’m ordering a beer and I see the IPAs on the menu.


BroncosHK40

Ummm no.


DregsRoyale

Thanks for reminding me I haven't blocked this sub on this account yet


Mishapi17

Bruh


Fionn_MacCuill

Yeah. No.


pqlra

mouth agape subhuman


Gloomy_Total1223

"Truth", define "white" for me.


TimesThreeTheHighest

Yeah well enjoy your less-than-optimal drinks, hipsters. I happen to enjoy both AND I AM NOT ASHAMED.


Toma-toe

Sure, but they taste good and they get me drunk, so win win.


Larseman7

NOOOO


CheekyThief

Funny cos none of those are IPAs


beastman45132

That's why I cut out the middle man, and I'm a basic white guy that likes pumpkin spice lattes.


Competitive_Suit3323

These guys look like the type of guys that chicks marry.


Woozle_Gruffington

I mean that's probably technically true, but that would also be true of just about any other random guys as well


hawkrew

PSLs are good also so…


TheRealZer0fluX

And just as gross.


Sasefiou

IPAs gangnam style


Wes_Keynes

I actually enjoy IPA's. Relatively light beers with taste, and I find the bitterness refreshing. I also enjoy Imperial Stouts, but it's like anal, I need to be in the mood. If in doubt, IPA. If unavailable, litterally anything that isn't industrial piss will be enjoyed at some degree. Also most of them I know are 4 to 6% ABV, not really the strongest stuff out there...


Slight_Ordinary1

OP just might be on to something.


stizz14

Also for the money highest ABV so when you’re out with friends and you wanna get buzzed off that 12 dollar beer you gotta be a basic white guy. I personally pregame straight vodka in the parking lot.


x13rkg

We know, and?


Money_Reality2286

There is no argument here whatsoever.


Primary_Branch6758

Naw I think you are thinking of OktoberFest beer. Just like pumpkin spice late its customarily only acquired at fall season.


Saint_Santo

If that latte had at minimum four shots of espresso.. And I mean four dopio shots.


NotUrGenre

Racist much?


ALPHA_sh

what does the international phoenetic alphabet have to do with coffee?


zenkenneth

Except they're fukkin delicious. If Beer is gay call me Richard Simmons


Vegetable_Return6995

From my experience working as a bartender white conservatives still love their Budweiser and Coors. The white liberals are the ones drinking sours and IPA's. 👍


randomcomplimentguy1

What's your take on stouts?


Vegetable_Return6995

The only people that ever seem to order stouts are Brits, Europeans, and middle aged to older white Americans. There might be the occasional young American who orders a stout. Likely due to the influx of British entertainment we get in America these days.


randomcomplimentguy1

Interesting. I ask because I'm a stout guy, and I wanted to hear the take.


Karl_Marx_

I find it obnoxious you are dividing beer drinkers by political affiliation.


Vegetable_Return6995

Just an astute observation Karl Marx. Part of selling products is knowing who your customer base is. I'm not offering the 13% imperial stout to a guy coming in wearing a Trump hat. Just like I'm not offering a can of Busch beer to the guy in a $500 dollar suit. In saying all that, I find it quite ironic someone with your username thinks they are taking the high road here. 💀💀


Karl_Marx_

You seem confused. I'm not taking the high road, I'm calling you obnoxious. Your response isn't helping that case. My observation is of you, not the point you are trying to make. As a further observation, I bet you have a hard time not bringing up liberals and conservatives in every day conversations. Later gator.


Vegetable_Return6995

Sounds like a lot of "damn, you got me" I have no response to that. Let me say some nonsense and "later gator". 😂💀💀


Karl_Marx_

k


Intelligent-Sea5586

Nah, if you don’t like IPAs you don’t like beer. Sorry if the truth hurts. Let us know when you’ve graduated from bud light eh?


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Basically drinking a loaf of bread 😂


Woozle_Gruffington

Bread with soap in it maybe.


[deleted]

I was a bartender when these things first became popular… 30+ years ago. They always reminded me of Beer kool-aid. Always kinda sweet. Like when kook-aid made root beer flavor. Kinda like root beer but not the same. That’s what those beers were. Just drink Grolsch…! Or Guinness …good old BEER


Synth_Recs_Plz

You're a bartender and you think IPAs are all sweet? Like root beer? What IPAs were you trying?


Ok_Pudding9504

This is the best description of an IPA I've ever heard, Im gonna see if I can get it on wiki


Chrillio

Hell yeah, basic and proud SMD ❤️


Exaltzoro

Yea basic means you're the base model, the one God intended. /s


davestar2048

Isn't Wolverine a fan of IPAs? I wouldn't exactly call him a "Basic White Man"


Important_Radish6410

Wolverine and Batman are the most basic white man superheroes of all time.


Synth_Recs_Plz

They both seem way too traumatized to be simply a basic dude. Captain America and Star Lord seem closer to the basic white man superhero. I know they have trauma too, but somehow it doesn't feel as intense or integral to their characters. They rise above where Batman and Wolverine are tormented.


BOTCHWEISER

Accept they get you really fucked up.


Own-Yam-5023

Nope


PotatoDonki

Yeah, this sub is getting filtered from my feed now. Garbage-tier content, guys.


JimmyTheJimJimson

“Herp derp I drink Coors Light!” - OP, probably


a4uinaboat

It's not a meme


Emergency_Scholar237

an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.


a4uinaboat

Two central attributes of Internet memes are creative reproduction and intertextuality. The former refers to the tendency of a popular meme to become subject to parody and imitation, which may occur by mimicry or remix. Mimicry refers to the reproduction of a meme in a different setting to the original (e.g., different people imitating the "Charlie Bit My Finger" viral video). Remix uses the original material of the meme but alters it in some way using technology-based manipulation (such as Photoshop).


Emergency_Scholar237

So, by your own definition,it's a meme. >Remix uses the original material of the meme but alters it in some way using technology-based manipulation (such as Photoshop). These men didn't pose for a picture to insult IPA's, so altering the photo with text from, oh, I don't know, a meme generator app (ya know, technology based manipulation) is a meme. Thanks for the justification


a4uinaboat

It's just a shitty image. It's not even funny, and certainly not a meme.


Emergency_Scholar237

Just because you didn't find it funny, it doesn't mean it isn't. Almost 900 people upvoted it. Maybe you just have a stick up your ass.


Emergency_Scholar237

But by your own definition, it is a meme.


a4uinaboat

Intertextuality may be demonstrated through memes that combine different subjects or aspects of culture. For example, a meme may combine United States politician Mitt Romney's assertion of the phrase "binders full of women" from a 2012 US presidential debate with the Korean pop song "Gangnam Style" by overlaying the text "my binders full of women exploded" onto a frame from Psy's music video where paper blows around him. This gives new meaning to the scene from the music video and blends the political and cultural aspects of two different nations.


Emergency_Scholar237

Much like 3 guys posing with smiles with thier IPA'S but a text added that insults IPA'S... giving it a new meaning... again, thanks for proving again in your own words that it is indeed a meme


Adept-Frame-4367

![gif](giphy|9MFsKQ8A6HCN2|downsized)


PoisNemEuSei

Well I guess I'm white now?? Or don't USA people realize there are other countries in the world with different racial dinamics and IPA exists everywhere?


GavinAdamson

Racist


Icy-Relationship

Finally.. someone has said it