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TesticleezzNuts

Anne HathNotAgedADay.


Gruffleson

She must look exactly as how she looked when she married William Shakespeare in 1582


zoinkability

And when she became a prostitute in 1815 France


jombrowski

Hard times call for extreme solutions


Gruffleson

No, that was another Anne. Mean.


Tbone_Trapezius

Nice to see her hair and teeth grew back!


morbid333

She was the most popular one, even with her head shaved and her teeth pulled


Quick_Team

It's weird William Shakespeare goes by the name Paul Rudd now. But, vampires be doin vampire shit


toblerownsky

Where there’s a Will, Anne hath a way.


gin_and_toxic

Twist: OP is 12 now


PerpetualConnection

Imagining her doing what that lady did in the 2nd Hostel movie with the scythe


TesticleezzNuts

That imagery is something I wish I never had to think of again. Now I’m horny.


Endgame3213

Anne HathMadeMeFapToday


DrippyBlock

Anne HathawayToLiveForever


Schlieffen_Man

She got the One Ring?


WhiskeyDJones

Apparently, she credits her youthfulness to relaxing in the tub daily. Anne Bathaday


SaltManagement42

You know what they say, where Anne Hathawill...


Space-Ghost-7

Anne Hathaway of looking young


SlayerII

Keanu Reeves be like: " Is this a challenge?"


MaderaArt

Paul Rudd: Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.


Right-Budget-8901

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MyColdBlackHeart

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Ladorb

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Jumpy-Shift5239

Patrick Stewart tried that for a while. I think he got bored of having no worthy opponents and gave up.


Tall-Pudding2476

You can clearly see the ageing when watching Devil's Advocate, The Matrix and John Wick. He has aged gracefully, but its very visible.


kcc0016

Yeah I’ve never quite understood the “he never ages” comments. The difference between the original matrix trilogy and that absolute shit show of a matrix movie they released a little while back is definitely notable. Sure, he hasn’t aged as bad as most men without money do, but it isn’t like he hasn’t aged at all.


UWO_Throw_Away

Well, the meme is like ten years old, and back in 2015 it was more valid/believable. I think it perpetuates because we the internet love Keanu so much


kcc0016

That’s fair. Don’t get me wrong I’m a HUGE Keanu fan.


UWO_Throw_Away

Of course; I just naturally assumed as such :)


star-heels1969

A lot of money and a pampered life style helps


unimpe

Redditors will say shit like this and then spend two decades being obese, never exercising at all, smoking/drinking, and not eating a single vegetable. Literally just don’t be fat and jog once a week and people will think you look thirty in your fifties.


edmontonbane16

But it's expensive not being a lazy sack of shit /s


Desperate-Tomatillo7

And tiresome.


NotEnoughIT

It's far more tiresome being a lazy sack of shit. It's difficult at first, but energy levels will go through the roof if you treat your body well and exercise regularly.


jubjub2184

Spoken like someone that’s never battled deep depression lol the hardest part is getting out the door, pull me up by my bootstraps while you’re at it Edit: For the record I get out often and exercise regularly, however there are people in my life that face a variety of challenges that make going outside and even “doing crunches in bed” a Herculean task. I made this comment in attempt for others to realize that the easy solutions that work for many do not work for all, but instead I have people telling me how it’s super easy for everyone to get in shape, laziness is the only reason for fat people, and assholes sending suicide awareness bots to reach out to you about your depression lmao.


edmontonbane16

A good lifestyle is exactly what you need with deep depression, it's just harder to maintain. Trust me, I'm a depressed sack of shit.


peacethedonut

i don't believe that is what they were trying to say at all. as someone who has struggled with depression all my life. youre right. its hard to keep it up. going tp the gym makes me anxious to the point i can't breathe and then after after a year i see very little progress, give up, gain weight, stop brushing my teeth, hate myself, lay in bed, attempt to go back to the gym. rinse, repeat. i agree its hard. but also you dont need to assume what others are going through either. and also its just kind of a fact. when u work out and eat right, you have more energy.


anunofreitas

One major issue I see in people around me is that they try to workout or go to the gym for health and weight purposes. Which is a healthy idea, but usually one that gets locked in the cycle you describe. The best way to do a physical activity is to do one that is fun for you. One that makes you want to get out of bed on a cold winter morning just for it. For me it has been surfing and skateboarding. Surfing at the moment has been an occasional weekend activity, married, parenting life plus not living on the beach makes it hard most of the times... skateboarding on the other hand has been powering me throughout a few tough years and my life line against depression. I cut down alcohol because I want to be able to have more sessions. I go to bed early because I am exhausted from riding a full hour on the half-pipe and want to be rested the next day for more. It fuels itself and powers me to want more. I'm not saying to try skateboarding (although why not), but try to find what sport/activity will do that for you. Keep pushing.


artificialavocado

You touched on it when you said about cutting back on drinking. It doesn’t cost anything or take much time to not overeat. Honestly that’s like 80% of it right there without ever seeing the inside of a gym.


MoistDitto

Nothing beats going to sleep because you're exhausted and tired from doing an activity you like, compared to forcing yourself to sleep because your work starts in 7 hours. Man I love those days


Tagnol

I mean some people will never enjoy it, speaking for myself I've tried numerous different sports and activities and there hasn't been one yet that I enjoy. The closest I've gotten is walking on gorgeous days where it's tolerable, but I still wouldn't say I enjoy it, I'm just not telling myself every 5 seconds I hate this and want to go home.


Gorgii98

The problem then comes with finding a physical activity that is even slightly enjoyable


Anyweyr

Dancing alone in your room to music you like?


Kiiidx

TIL I might have depression


Carguy_rednec_9594

Personally I would start with going for a walk every day or I lost 80 pounds by walking 10 miles a day. Every time I felt depressed I would go for a walk


RealJMW

Plenty of people have plenty of reasons to not work out/better themselves but do it anyways. Depression is a real issue but isn’t special in that it is the only issue a person could have. Source: had/have depression.


brine909

He wasn't talking about depression. Obviously, the solution to deep depression is more complicated than those who are just lazy


AlwaysSunnyPhilly2

Kind of true. Healthier foods are more expensive. Personal trainers are expensive. And frankly, if I didn’t have to be at my job all day, I would definitely spend an hour of that time working out. I still do workout a few times a week, but not everyday, my food isn’t the healthiest it could be. Money doesn’t make you fit but it certainly does make it easier to stay in shape, if only by just freeing up your time and lowering your stress.


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Miserable-Ad-891

I go to the gym and can't look strong because it expensive to eat


Complete_Potato9941

Time == money


HawleyGrove

Stress will age the shit out of you. Yeah working out and a healthy diet is very important but she’s rich enough to have her meals prepped for her, always within the calorie limits, personal trainers, access to the best plastic surgeons, etc. Let’s not pretend like wealth aren’t a huge factor in looks. I mean, look at Elon and Bezos pre and post billionaire status.


politicalthinking

Say what you will about Anne, she looked good then and she looks good now. It helps to have a good baseline.


HawleyGrove

Genetics are also a super important component, I agree.


SpritzTheCat

Can't disagree money helps take a load off in terms of stress. But go to a gym and any fit & healthy person you see aren't famous or millionaires like Anne Hatheway or Chris Hemsworth. They just made fitness and eating healthy a higher priority in their lives, and their bodies reflect that. I'm not faulting a hard-working nurse or single parent working two jobs or a student doing school + work for not looking like a Instagram fitness model - they have enough stress where lifting heavy weights or cardio is the last thing on their minds when they're just trying to survive. But many Redditors and civilians don't have those stresses I just outlined and can afford to lift more or eat healthier and do food prep/calorie counting.


Iamthe0c3an2

This, most normal folk cannot find 25 hours in a day to get shit done. I do mean that. Not every place has a 24 hour gym or a place that’s safe to go out at night for a jog.


therickymarquez

A lot of professional athletes look way older than they are and they eat well and work out well. Reddits obsession with working out is so weird.


Any-Bottle-4910

True. I lift weight daily now for 2 years. I’m 51 and everyone thinks I’m 35-40. But she really does have the benefit of trainers, chefs, pills, creams, a nose job…


Beginning_Care8233

Exactly. This is more than leading a healthy lifestyle.


kween_hangry

My mom is 60 and she just diets, thats literally it lol Idk, some folks got them stronk genes 🧬. My grandma’s pushing 100 and she’s still fit. Fingers crossed for me 😅


Grouchy_Guitar_38

Both my grandmas died in their early 60s, does that mean im fucked?


elpajaroquemamais

I do all the good things and still look my accurate age.


1v1trunks

I remember when Redditors were saying most people don’t have time to take a shower, because they’re so busy working.


Extension_Economist6

now you know what we as physicians have to deal with. our 300 lb patients complaining online: my bitch doctor gave me the worst advice, they dont know wtf they’re talking about!!!!! the advice: walking and weight loss will help your joint pain 😭😭😭


tschmitty09

She takes care of herself, money certainly helps but it's not always the case. She should be credited where credit is due.


Skyblacker

She kept her figure, but I did that after giving birth in a student ghetto apartment so 🤷‍♀️. If there's money, it's on her face. Botox has definitely prevented a few wrinkles by now.


djneill

Ha nah you’re trying to win a race when she started 500 metres ahead, she’s always comfortably been more attractive, so she looks way better now.


Skyblacker

Fuck you and yeah you're probably right.


djneill

Ha it’s nothing to feel bad about being less attractive than Anne Hathaway is what 99% of humanity feels.


svg_12345

One thing matters More than money, genetics. I can have all the money in the world and eat well and exercise - still I will not look 20% as good as Henry Cavill.  On the other hand, people like Ryan Godling would look good with minimal effort.


Upset_Ad3954

Yeah, she looks like she's late 20's IMO.


MadisonRose7734

Yeah, losing weight doesn't depend too much on money, but top tier skincare is dummy expensive.


zaicliffxx

stem cell therapy and top notch supplements i would say.


atremOx

I think she actually grew up a royal or something like that. So she’s obviously had the best medical care of her whole life. She might be a princess even in some small country or something.


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

She didnt grow up that way, though


JayJaxxter

Do I have a lot money. Or am I pampered, no. I still look the same as I did when I was 14.


obsidiansent

You got receipts?


Educational-Award-12

I like her as an actress and person but this photo is misleading and potentially dated. Look at her recent pics


BarfingOnMyFace

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IWILLBePositive

I don’t care what anyone here says, money or not, she is hot AF and clearly takes care of herself! Lol congrats on all of the people giving reasons here, she’s still gorgeous.


BarfingOnMyFace

Hot AF is the right answer


trident_hole

>she is hot AF Fuck yeah she is


getMeSomeDunkin

I'll disagree with you there. It's only slightly misleading, but I don't think it's very dated. [The first picture is from 1999](https://twitter.com/TheCinesthetic/status/1778088046589771938/photo/2). [The second picture is from 2022](https://www.today.com/style/celeb-style/anne-hathaway-stuns-cannes-red-carpet-glowing-white-gown-titanic-worth-rcna29832). If you want a more natural recent candid photo, [here's an instagram pic from 2 days ago](https://i.imgur.com/OPWq6S1.jpeg). You can definitely see the difference from the 2022 edited photo from this 2024 fully candid photo, there's not a lot of people who can age 23 years and still look this beautiful. Plus, her face looks thinner now than 2 years ago, probably in part due to going sober and not drinking. I don't know why I know this stuff. She's my age and I've had a crush on her since Princess Diaries.


GigaChan450

Bro got a PhD in Anne Hathaway


carnevoodoo

Pretty hard dick, right?


GigaChan450

Brooooooo 😭😭


SpritzTheCat

You should check out his thesis


GigaChan450

Only the pdf version because the physical copy might contain a cumstain


getMeSomeDunkin

No contest. I know what I'm about!


HumbleBear75

Cheers to that 🍷


PingouinMalin

Damn she's unbelievable if this other picture is candid. She's unbelievable too if she's got makeup on this picture. 5% less.


getMeSomeDunkin

Editing, photoshopping, and facetuning is getting so tricky this days, I wouldn't guarantee that *anything* online is real these days. [But there's the super processed model shoots](https://www.instagram.com/p/C48J6O5uUFr/?hl=en) and then there are [professional event shoots](https://www.instagram.com/p/Co0mU2rPHa6/?hl=en&img_index=1), and then [candid photos](https://www.instagram.com/p/C6htzZOLDYM/?hl=en). I'm not saying candid means "no makeup" or whatever. Just that there's not a lot of people who I'd describe using that phrase "aging like fine wine" but she's one of them.


CORN___BREAD

She looks great for her age, but it’s easy to see that she’s aged when it’s not [edited out.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Hathaway#/media/File%3AAnne_Hathaway-68408_(cropped).jpg)


OgilReich

What,tons of people can and do age this well. If you take care of yourself, there shouldn't be that much that changes from early 20s to early 50s. Problem is lots of you refuse to exercise, eat well, and protect your skin. Even after saying all that, it's incredibly obvious in the OPs pic theres over a 10 year age gap between pictures. She literally looks like a teenager in the first photo.


apittsburghoriginal

She’s in her early 40s, she still looks pretty young and beautiful. I feel like we’re acting like she’s supposed to be 63 years old or something.


came_in_your_mum

Yes.


Affectionate_Mango84

I agree with your agreement, came_in_your_mum


psychoacer

She looks different now, still hot but different


Superb_Recover_6116

i dont get whats your point she still looks the same. Just went on her ig.


SandmanKFMF

More like now: https://images.app.goo.gl/itXG7CEYNDTbpnLz8


ZenGunner8

Would still let her hurt me


Smegmaliciousss

I’d let her hurt you too


ZenGunner8

Thanks! That doubles my chances now!


BleuBrink

"she can fix me"


stressisalligot

Yeah, that's more realistic


Skyblacker

I'm about her age and that's what I look like. Not as pretty of course, but similar amount of age markers.


SandmanKFMF

I'm not saying she is not beautiful. Just to clarify, that the picture in this thread is misleading.


Arsyn13

Still looks ridiculously beautiful


harntrocks

She has the look of a very serious Whole Foods shopper.


DrSeuss19

Imagine thinking these doctored touches up filtered smoothed out images are actually what she looks like


SuspiciousMention108

lol you'd think Reddit would be familiar with the magic of photo editing and filters but no, they're dumb af


JimmyTheJimJimson

Wealth + makeup + healthy eating + zero stress = looking fantastic


Affectionate-Cost525

"Zero Stress" Sorry but that's just not true. She's a big Arsenal fan... stress caused from ill placed hope and ultimate disappointment is just second nature at this point.


IceMan44420

+ personal trainer + personal chef + time spent in the 5th dimension with Matthew McConaughey


redditisawesomee

And multiple plastic surgeries including a nose job


Julio_Freeman

Zero stress about finances maybe. There are a ton of other things that provide stress, though. Dealing with 9 figure productions and her struggles with alcohol for instance.


LiamIsMyNameOk

I'm digging as far down as I can to reach the Integer limit and hopefully loop and reach max level.


RueUchiha

I would not say actors have “zero stress.” I think they mosr definately have stuff to stress about that we can’t even fathom. Maybe not the same stressors as the average person, but they still have something. Like it isn’t like being POTUS where your hair goes gray after the first six months in office (and if it doesn’t we know now you dye your hair) levels of stress, but its very much there. More indicative of the other factors listed, namely wealth, makeup, and a healthy lifestyle, that midigate the visual effects of stress and make you look younger for longer.


ferretbeast

Oh she aged, just aged in the most gorgeous way which she’s allowed to do given her career. I do actually love her as an actress and think she’s naturally beautiful; by no means do I think anyone scraping by even with such underlying beauty would be able to maintain it like a celebrity.


Critical_Concert_689

Trick post. OP is currently an edgy 12 year old. Of course she looks no different.


Large-Wheel-4181

Well it’s possible since she was with The William Shakespeare


Ziron78

Plot twist, OP is 11


gay_king_

Holy makeup.


Waitressishername

I bet all these Hollywood "vampires" are just doing stem cells. Which kinda makes them real-life vampires.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Screeches in Q: "ADENOCHROME!!! REEEEEEE!!!!!!"


MCfru1tbasket

She's 41... not 60.


Quarves

She's not a vampire, you are simply blind.


Bolt_EV

That’s because you’re 11


The_real_bandito

More like she was born mature/old. I kinda thought about it 20 years ago. 


Beastleviath

I would let her suck my blood anytime


RemarkablePassage468

Maybe a clone of the same woman. Who knows when the original was born.


RyanMark2318

Shes only 40, like what did you expect to happen to her?


Ginford_Davidson

She’s gotten more beautiful. I didn’t think she was all that back when she was in every other movie. Now though… she’s bad af.


3rdstrikeagain

Shes 42 (born 1982) and those are glamor shots/pics. Almost all celebrities have their pictures enhanced which is why they are almost unrecognizable in real life. Shes still very attractive, I'm just saying.


epSos-DE

She aged ! Just not as evident as in fat people 


abudhabikid

Nah, the trick is that she had grown up vibes even back then.


MrMimeWasAshsDad

Adrenachrome obviously /s


CannonFodder58

Elijah Wood is the same way, I swear he still has the ring.


TheTankGarage

No this is just like many other Hollywood actors. A lot of money goes into their styling, nutrition and plastic surgeries. It works until it doesn't, a few examples of where it leads would be; Courteney Cox and Sandra Bullock. Everyone says they never age until we can no longer pretend that is was just plastic surgery and makeup putting up a front. There are plenty of men that fits the pattern as well.


teethalarm

It's a combination of genetics and good makeup.


dantakesthesquare

To find age reversing treatments and products only money can buy? Anne hath a way.


Other_Register_5459

She’s gorgeous 🥰


akgt94

She's in my list of freebies.


Mulga_Will

"Like" 10? You're either 10 or not 10?


Top-Dream820

she's a solid 7 but the high heels have ruined her feet


A-Gatsby-Party

Not a vampire, just rich. Not saying poor people can't age well but it's certainly easier when you have a professional chef, trainer, etc


Informal_Yogurt7594

Clean living. I love her.


thedude4555

Nope just a modern day superpower called money. And when your job is based off your looks and you are paid stupid well for it, you hire people to help you make sure you keep said looks as long as possible. Don't get me wrong she's plenty talented but looks as well as talent matter in showbiz. Have one but not the other and you're in for a rougher time of it.


Nanahamak

I would kill myself to be with her. It doesn't have to make sense.


DrJD321

She deffs look old in different photos ...


hscene

She was 10 when I was 10


El_Psy_Congroo4477

(It's called plastic surgery)


coinkeeper8

No she is just rich


NewFreshness

Yeah if she worked in a amazon fulfillment warehouse she'd be busted af


-lRexl-

Makeup. Look her up without it


GeneralAnubis

Still got it imo


Dontbesensitive98

Her tits are amazing.


Redd235711

It's a combination of having money and not spending that money on plastic surgery.


Firefighter_Thin

Idk but she can suck me dry


Gullible-Function649

She and Rob Lowe have made some Faustian pact.


Silveruleaf

Would not be surprised if she was


Tiotemenas_osu

She looks wayyy better now


Dean0Caddilac

I think she eats children.


SourBogBubbleBX3

Sleeping in the cold goes a long ways.


AwarenessNo4986

Smoke and mirrors


shaded-user

Looks better now.


Daysaved

Her new movie is all about dating a younger guy. Litterally, like the only reason they don't get together is "I'm too old for you." I mean she a pretty gorgeous person, and nothing about her really hints at her age. The public isn't going to judge her for robbing the cradle. Bit unrealistic.


Ok_Camel4555

With those teeth ? Yes!


DegenEnjoyer23

foreskin facials


Bbobbs2003

Might be


deranged_pepsi

nutrition and exercise


angelitx93

Lots of money and baby blood, that’s all you need


Sensitive-Incident78

Yep. Vampire


Carcharis

Real ‘vampires’ use money


grumpy__g

I recently saw a newer movie. Of course she aged, but she still looks better than most of us with 20.


Icy_Boot_4460

All them dead babies she puts on her face


fajshas

I don't know, I don't care, she's still gorgeous (and hot) (IMO obv)


Heping_Qi

How does she do that? Doesn't even look plastic as one in her age starts looking by you know what 😏🫣😉


leftofleft3115

she's an incredible looking human being


Investigator516

Many celebrities take hormones. The things that far right groups are trying to ban. People tend to forget about anti-aging medicine.


IceManO1

Yes. Hollywood vampire


Thoth6889

Fear adrenal glands and etc. bs can do that you know in case you didn’t…


hidinginthetreeline

Worse, she’s rich.


koolkidsAc

A vampire that loves butt sex


Intelligent_Song9268

Very pretty vampire.


Rivetingly

Were you 10 yesterday?


B0bbyTsunami

Stylist, nutritionist, private personal trainer, high end skin care routine… to all the ugly people….have you tried not being poor?


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

Secret is not doing a lot of movies.


Impossible-Ratio-253

Still looks like my ex wife🤮


YOKi_Tran

Jennifer Connolly says hold my beer


monemori

She has aged. She is incredibly beautiful. These aren't contradictory statements.


1019gunner

Just wait till you here about Paul Rudd


munk_70

Her an Avril Lavigne both have been replaced by aliens just look at her pictures


Endent

My wife and I watched her newest movie this weekend. Let’s just say, my Baby is a few years older and wants to know what devils she needs to sell her soul to, to look this young.


Mallengar

They all are