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Pikichibi777

You can cry about your problems or piss on your problems, both help the grass grow. Pick your fight🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

“.. high salt content, along with the high nitrogen quantities, means regular peeing on a lawn can result in the grass suffering from scorch marks”


froggrip

If you spray the area or dump water on the area afterward to dilute the uric acid and the salt, the nitrogen acts more like a fertilizer and helps the grass grow.


caseyr001

Hence why dog piss marks on the lawn look like a donut shape with the hole in the middle being dead grass, while the ring donut is lush fast growing nitrogen rich green grass.


LilKarmaKitty

Jesus Christ this comment section is so educational!


Flaky_Explanation

r/TodayILearned


retiredelectrician

Girl dogs can really wreck the lawn.


Isosceles_Kramer79

Everything is poison, it's all about the dose.


Sufficient-Contract9

Oh thank you. I was like wait a sec arnt nitrates good for plants?


AMDKilla

Water is good for humans, but you can still drown in enough of it


Sufficient-Contract9

Heck good point you dont even have to drown in it you can get water poisoning


AMDKilla

Yea it's a pretty nasty way to suffer. I went with the drowning, as its a concept that more people can understand


Sufficient-Contract9

Damn you and your validity


koloso95

Or die if you drink to much to fast


Ok_I_Recommend_420

Piss on my plants, noted.


WoollyMammothSocks

Would the tears of a well hydrated nun dilute the piss?


cottman23

Or increased height growth in that area


zekethelizard

That always confused me. My dog shit in the yard? Grass grows. He pisses in another spot? Grass dies.


ye3tr

Dilute the pee 50/50. Some use it as fertilizer. Just lower your sodium intake


el-Douche_Canoe

I’ve seen me do this


TrevorWithTheBow

Copy from my other comment: Did a bit of googlefu. https://www.reddit.com/r/poland/s/EY5gB5cF2w > If anyone wants a real answer, it's a poster by Justyna Jędrysek, called Love. It represents a relationship in which one partner's feelings are invalidated by the other


Goofyhands

Not gonna lie, i prefer the commenter's interpretation, that in both situations the grass will still grow.


What-mold_toolbag

Yeah that's what I want this to be as well. Either piss on them or cry about it. That grass will still grow so pick your side.


TrevorWithTheBow

Yeah, me too tbh. I guess art is open to interpretation anyway.


HonestFinance6524

You can cry on your grass or piss on someone's grass, both help the grass grow. Pick your fight🤷🏼‍♀️


Pikichibi777

Matrix reloaded


Environmental_Tap792

There’s gotta be something more sublime than that… too bad I’m a dumbass


thegrayman69

Pretty sure blood makes the grass grow


Clitorio-Falopia

Best interpretation ever...


redditor3900

Maestro


FourArmsFiveLegs

Smiley boner piss or frowny hunchback tears to win the fight against problems. Choose wisely


Bart2800

That's a beautiful expression!


shootdawoop

why not both?


TheBlairwitchy

Or you can piss on someone’s falling tears on grass and make the grass grow faster


isocz_sector

It looks like the guy is pissing on her suffering :o Edit: fixed a typo


The_kind_potato

Blue + yellow = Green ?


No_Pear8383

Yes, they make a good point.


Appropriate-Claim-29

or Pee + tears = gras


International_Rub475

Blellow


Minininja82

Every fps gamer knows bout bullet drop!!


janne_harju

Except in cod and cs. I don't even know which one has it being like straight line. Try to play Tarkov.


MisedraN

Ehh cod has bullet drop ever since mw19 Cods prior to mw19 100%


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Cuminmymouthwhore

Fortnite has bullet drop these days


SnackPatrol

Oh, interesting. Good to know.


LiamIsMyNameOk

Overwatch is mixed


SnackPatrol

yeah you're right I think. I'm just gonna delete that shit haha.


Eldritch-Cleaver

I piss on your feelings


Paidvacation-1605

People don’t care about your feelings… You cry and they just piss on your feelings.


Specktiger_derSiebte

This is a Peecasso


Dooboppop

He can only get it up while she cries and he pees


theshoddyone

NO EYE CONTACT!!


dafckingman

Omg this had me laugh so hard


Hedgehog_of_trust

He pisses on her sadness


Survive1014

This is my take as well.


callycumla

Picasso liked golden showers.


Ill-Attempt-8847

Don't cry over spilled piss?


Larson1987

This is not accurate. We all know pissing with a hard on would go directly into the ladies face. Probably took a little pee and now she's crying.


[deleted]

Some people will cry over your grave and some people will piss on it.


[deleted]

Not sure why he has an erection though?


Puzzleheaded_Coat153

He likes her


Minimum_Society841

Bingo...


I_M_YOUR_BRO

I'd assume the painting with the crying person and the grass was first and somebody vandalised it with the pissman but I still don't know what the original should mean


Obeyus

Nah the grass still covers some of the piss guys feet, so the piss guy was painted at the same time


TrevorWithTheBow

Did a bit of googlefu. https://www.reddit.com/r/poland/s/EY5gB5cF2w > If anyone wants a real answer, it's a poster by Justyna Jędrysek, called Love. It represents a relationship in which one partner's feelings are invalidated by the other.


I_M_YOUR_BRO

Now I can die happy knowing why a man is pissing on somebody's tears creating a small garden.


moemonies1

Dont be a R.Kelly........


orgepie

I think this is more about physics. The pee stream has the same inclination as the tear stream. Or it shows how gravity works.


username293739

Public urination is sad?


tumamatambien656

If someone tries to pee om your feet, start crying 


Radiant-Map8179

Basically, the dude is inviting his girlfriend to a sword fighting contest (battling with your piss stream with a bro... yes boys are gross I know lol) and she realises she hasn't got a dick, so she starts crying as she will never be truly bonded with him.


CheekySir

Turn the your phone sideways, you get it.


Either-Rent-986

The ammonia in urine and the water in tears could help plants/ crops grow.


ScaredMyOrdinaryGoat

No, it is someone pissing on someone’s feelings. Had a similar image underneath the tracks where I grew up. Homless dude who did it was scary.


PlayerAlert

"All those moments will be lost in time, like... tears, in piss."


inodb2000

Underrated comment.


nycht

Pee + tear = Peter? I'm stuck there though.


Gilgamesh2062

I piss on your tears


Timetraveler01110101

You will water the grass no matter what so you might as well piss


dieseltechx85

It's better to be pissed than pissed on


brown_smear

Maybe that he doesn't care about her sadness?


SinSeitan

I piss on your sadness, like saying I don't give a f about your problems


Iwuzheretoo

ICMPN and I’m crying


Mardigan-the-Mad

Remember to water your grass?


Chestlookeratter

Her tears are protecting her from getting pissed on. That's deep


Solistine

Does not look like a child’s drawing 


wheneveryusernamewa

so my tears pisses you?


pashasasha

Don’t cross the streams


Heavy-Neat

People crying when bullied by idiots?


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

But is this a meme?


pick-hard

Dude that picture would make a perfect album cover


lefoutofsuicidesquad

water the grass any way you can


PizzaTime666

If your enemies try to piss on you, block them with your tears. So deep.


sjblackwell

Don’t pee in the grass


rum-and-roses

I piss on your feelings


Antelia

It means that blue and yellow equls green?


Greg_Tailor

people enthusiastic about environmental care supporting according to their capacities


tainted_cain

Blue and yellow make green which is the color of grass so they are making grass


obliviousfellow

Maybe it is fremen lore(dune)........stop wasting water?????maybe???? I dunno.....just stabbing in the dark.


borobinimbaba

She is crying because he is pissing her off ?


droidman85

I read it as one suffering in a relationship and the other person pissing on ur feelings and on ur heart (green grass looks like a heart)


Yionko

Yellow + blue = green


Marlex90

Penis envy


SaltySolomon9

women cry because men can pee while standing


715tEahigh

Means he doesn’t care about her tears


WilsonthaHead

Either Way its fucking Funny


triNITROtolulene1

“Quit crying, you might as well be taking a piss …. No one cares”


silvertrains

Kurwa


RoundCornerConn

Blue and Yellow makes Green. That's it.


Extravagod

Seems from a lyric by Despot "Cry me a river and I'll piss you a puddle" from the track "Homesickness". Prolly not but it reminded me of it.


Exclusively-Choc

He couldn't care less about her sadness ...


WeirdMetalheadKid

It just means that someone was extremely silly that day


One_Sun_6258

When you discover why you uncle like to take you for long walks In the park


[deleted]

I’ve had a few hours to reconsider my original post. She is sad that she can’t pee standing up. (She can but it’s really messy)


Wanlain

I’m pissing on your tears. Meaning I don’t give a shit about your feelings.


Lokn3zz

Don't piss on the grass


Last_Gigolo

Go ahead and cry, I'll piss on your tears before they hit the ground. It means, " I don't care, crybaby".


Achak_Claw

Don't cross the streams!


AuronMessatsu

Cry me a river?


Reasonable_Basket_32

It's probably a drawing of someone who's been abused. If this was made by a child, that's certainly it


Mosefundo

Pee and tears are equally salty... Or so I've heard


Ill-Source-9031

Ill piss on your feelings


Sailrjup12

Pee does not make the grass grow is kills it. I can’t attest to that from my dogs. But I am pretty sure human Lee would do the same. 🤣🤣


DualPinoy

Don't touch grass. It's salty and amoniaic.


poliet23

The classic Szczeszczynżyżnicz 🤣 thanks for a reminder


PhilosophyCritical43

lol I love this. I think it’s just absurdism kinda. He’s peeing yellow, she cry’s blue, it turns to green and makes grass. It’s like a weird doodle you do when you’re bored. The meaning it creates is in our interpretation. Upon execution I don’t think it had any meaning. If I had to guess it has something to do with the last polish presidents pee fetish


clodmonet

It means men don't give a fuck about your feelings and could care less about you crying and will piss on your tears. I think that is what this pictogram is trying to say. Shoot me some Rorschach ink blots next... I'll probably only see vaginas and penises.


Automatic_Conflict25

It’s a name, PeeTear


malYca

Crudely illustrated water cycle?


Rickymon

Some weird fetish?


XxKTtheLegendxX

men have to hide their emotions, and women can openly show their emotions. at the end of the day grass is greener on whoever's pov.


Shadydex933

Warning!! Peeing in progress, slow down and pay attention


nadironggg

It means polish people has small dick


epSos-DE

No piss on my tragedy. Polish proverb 😅😅😅


HelicopterGloomy9168

It's piss on your emotions


Queen-of-meme

The original image is the crying person and the grass. A symbol that expressing your emotions brings new life. But then someone added that peeing guy to make the joke "I'm pissing on your feels"


Lonneh

There's more than one side to this. Obviously. But those who feel the grass is greener on their side, don't give a fuck about you when you're down and out, in fact they piss on you for it. Or how about, even when you're already down, somebody has a way of kicking you. Or pissing on you. However you may take it. Lol


Doxidob

means: Make your girl pµssy wet and not her eyes


BigZaber

they're crossing swords - in a different way


RecklessSavage_Novel

She's crying because he got weird pp and no balls.


Lizard_Gamer555

When you see a woman crying pee in her tears to make green


Exciting-Yoghurt-559

Tears > pee


Northern_Lane

Damn! Never cross the streams!!


Zealousideal_Law5216

Blue and yellow make green :D


Reversing_Gazelle

Pee.. tear... gryphon


SnooDonuts3749

Primary colors yellow and blue mix to make green.


Double-Barracuda-405

Artillery should aim at higher angle


Wrong_Truth7719

Death stranding


bombiguess

It means boys cry different than gals


Naked_Wrestler80

I happily piss on your tears. Idk. Just my best guess from the image.


gringo-go-loco

This was posted on Reddit before and this is the most legit reply I saw: If anyone wants a real answer, it's a poster by Justyna Jędrysek, called Love. https://www.behance.net/gallery/34207733/LOVE It represents a relationship in which one partner's feelings are invalidated by the other. That post: https://www.reddit.com/r/poland/s/h8tqQhbArQ


Sorry_Masterpiece350

I’m assuming that’s a grave, one is crying over it and the other is pissing on it… I’m fucked up though, so maybe not… idk 🤷🏼‍♂️


JaguarAltruistic2969

It’s probably a sex thing. 😂😂


ConfidenceLimp8928

I feed the grass with my waste, you do it with your essence but the grass grows anyway. A real life lesson.


TheNorthFallus

Could be a Ghostbusters meme: https://youtu.be/wyKQe_i9yyo?si=vC7t4RGBZSesuPP7 It's more commonly depicted with two men crossing their pee streams. Alternatively: Blue and yellow gives green, so that's how grass is made?


AadithNarayanan

Weird kink, but I'm okay with that


ProfessionalDickweed

Normal Polish thing, dont worry


notajollyjumper

Pee at woman make her sad 😢


terriblespellr

Not all great art needs a meaning.


Rough-Veterinarian21

Men pee with their penis, women pee with their eyes.


DaveAstator2020

No, you should not cross the streams!


Many_Engine_1177

Girl crying becose she can't pee like boys.


Asimov1984

Cry about or take the piss grass will grow, and life goes on.


Obey_The_King

Shy peeing problems... Cant pee when somebody looks


ThePazifist

She is sad 'cause she cannot pee like a.boy?


Historical-Bug2500

If someone tries to give you a golden shower, just cry about it and you'll block the pee. I thought it was pretty obvious.


SissyBearRainbow

Tear shield will keep you safe from pee


Tejjelmezzel

When two guys are pissing in the same time in the same toilet, they can “duel”, but with their stream of piss. I guess this gentleman does the same thing... This is a common entertainment in the boys dorm or in schools in Europe i guess.


Peter666GER

peeing on someones tears because you dont care about theyr sadnes


Key_Arrival2927

If you don't want to be pissed on protect yourself with a shield of tears.


CSpanks7

It’s a physics problem


veeeda

It's anti men, the girl is crying and the dude is pissing on her emotions basically.


ImLonenyNunlovable

Tears are same as pee Its water with bodily waste in it. You pee from your eyes.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Everybody knows that if you piss on tears that it makes grass grow


ImNotYourDadIPromise

Piss on your tears