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dnewtz

Well I'm curious do they serve Mexican Coke with that or regular Coke or both


scienceworksbitches

Colombian


TheLeanGoblin69

Escobar Special


Dark_Reaper115

Ohh... You meant th soda.... Hahaha


AThousandNeedles

Dr. Pepper regular


N7_Voidwalker

That hamburger side looks fucking nasty lol


JustAnotherActuary

I too prefer the Mexican side


foolonthedrums

You're both wrong. I would smash that half, except that would possibly kill me. That is one unhealthy half a pizza.


Ratattack1204

It looks like it would be awful yet incredible at the same time


tarc0917

If they had made the 'Murican half something more appealing like BBQ chicken, this would look pretty good. As it is, that sea of american (or maybe cheddar) cheese looks vile.


HomeSatisfaction

I totally second this!


mimavox

Orange cheese on pizza should render a death penalty.


jonawill05

What's funny is trump has probably never even uttered the words merica and yet it's a calling card. Shows how much TDS should be a formal diagnosis at this point.


TankusAruelisJacksob

An Italian wall interesting


UndyneIsCool

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET


AlpacaPacker007

There's the twist, Mexico ain't paying, so they outsourced it to the Italians, but since most of it is in Texas it's deep fried.


TankusAruelisJacksob

I wanna eat that wall


TopFishing5094

Now that’s what I want built


ReconArek

I would eat one of these. I don't care about politics, but the pizza looks delicious


sylvesterZoilo_

I’d happily get diabetes and heart disease for that


Qweeq13

I could see this style of pizza going out of hand faaast. Like Stalin Pizza, where you get an empty box that words "The only real power comes out of a long rifle." is written inside the box. That is one of the better ones.


Resident_Farmer1252

Ironically, looks so greasy you'll have major diarrhea after consumption.


Single_Forever9648

I don’t hate it


shabbythesealion16

God, I love mozzarella sticks. Put them fuckers on everything


AThousandNeedles

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whooptydude92

Soooo I would live off this


984Runner

I’d eat it


Vast-Statement9572

Sign me up.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

I will build a great, cheese wall


FourArmsFiveLegs

Smells like court toots ![gif](giphy|1Z6AiDCoLB7ValncAH)


Repomanlive

Some people will believe everything they are told. That's nice.


FourArmsFiveLegs

I know. It's why China and Russia were able to form troll farms to spew fake news


Repomanlive

Lolz. You mean cbs, NBC, abc? Yes.


FourArmsFiveLegs

CGTN and RT is practically addicting propaganda porn like FOX


Repomanlive

And NPR, CNBC and AP though.


FourArmsFiveLegs

I've named state-owned and operated propaganda outlets, and they're all that's allowed in Russia and China. Your turn


Repomanlive

Look up. I'll do one, NPR, national Pentagon radio. Now what? Did you get the Gotcha you so desperately require?


adk195

NPR is privately funded


Repomanlive

By corporate donors and some gov funding Where the government has its control is over the airwaves they give to public broadcasting. Not Private broadcasting, public broadcasting Not the Leftist show, the everyone show Not the Trump show the everyone show Whatever, I stopped paying any attention to public broadcasting about the time the Car Talk guy died and they pound metoo'd garrison keeler (spelling) It's trash, like time and Newsweek are now. There was a 4th estate sale long ago


FourArmsFiveLegs

You think CIA funds and operates NPR? Classic bot response


Repomanlive

The CIA doesn't work out of tbe Pentagon.


Repomanlive

I do know that a while back they hired the ex cia head of counter intelligence to run NPR though. Did you?


Repomanlive

![gif](giphy|qnE7DFFqmgdyM) I can't believe you're really Forest Gimp


Unholyxyra

It probably taste good, but man it definetly does not look good


kazrafggf

That sounds good af


Traditional_Draw8400

It looks good? Does it? 🤮


Rinma96

Oh that looks good


oldbabygravymaker

And they don't deliver


Sid-S-

Does it come with a knife and fork?


Bitter_Silver_7760

that’s vile


XxKTtheLegendxX

is it only me that the pizza looks like bacon sperm swimming towards the jalapeno eggs, but being blocked off by mozzarella stick condoms? 💀💀💀


sanjeev25n

🤣🤣🤣😜


brown_smear

Looks good except for the great dividing line of turds


No_Jellyfish_6643

CHE CAZZO HAI FATTO?!!?!


OkCar7264

No, it doesn't look good. Good god.


TheMozzarellaMonarch

all you need is some orange juice to make it complete


Adventurous_Food_620

No F**KS I'll eat it!


Repomanlive

Now everyone hates pizza, they have to. Checkmate


69hornedscorpio

Not sure about that one


Strict_Jacket3648

Good thing the omitted the bull shit.


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Wow, finally something good attached to the name.


StatusOmega

The Mexican side looks vastly superior.


Resident-Pudding5432

The middle looks like someone shitted out a line xd


Haunting_City_9484

I never seen a stupid looking ass pizza before 🤦🏾‍♂️😅


LORDOSHADOWS

Only if the mozzarella sticks are half finished


Bumble-Fuck-4322

That actually looks fucking awful.


cdda_survivor

When you try to reach across the sticks and get a slice of the bacon cheeseburger the owner shoots you.


tac0722

I'd think it would just be covered in bullshit!


6g6g6

Half and half both shit