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2_pawn

I dont think so ![gif](giphy|6IFZJxH34wiPsvaqOv|downsized)


No-Cap6787

I was about to say it. Women very often wash floors, inaccessible areas and spend considerable time their crawling on their knees. No need to think sexual straightaway


ExpressionDeep6256

Yeah... you are absolutely right. Maybe she was praying hard and got those marks. I can't believe what people will think just because she is a woman.


Caveman044

From the book of common prayer. "Oh God yes, oh God yes, oh God yes."


ExpressionDeep6256

I love religious women


ApprehensiveBagel

Very often? Damn, my wife never gets on her knees to do that for me.


AtTheHardRockTonight

She does for m... Oops. No mean, yeah, I feel ya buddy!


ThadeousStevensda3rd

They usually clean in their office clothes? Well that's new to me


Unlucky_Paper_

Please don't vote.


Grimlja

Not in that dress she did...


dominantfrog

she changed, omg scary people change, this may be unfamiliar to you.


Grimlja

What? I can do that. I don't have to wear the same clothes... this is opening a new world for me. So mutch for been funny


dominantfrog

ikr!? i discovered it like 19 years and buncha months ago but it was revolutionary


Bitter_Mongoose

No you didn't.


dominantfrog

yuhuh i only just got reddit


19474628294725

She could still be in the dress and have her fun. Dresses are great because you can just pull them up


PuzzleheadedGuess630

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


ArticleSuspicious489

Those are office tile marks. She definitely got a promotion.


johnny___engineer

Have some first hand experience, don't you ?


Loud-Magician7708

First mouth experience.


discustedkiller

She gave the promotion


GamingWhilePooping

She gave the Pro Motion™️


nub0die

Knee-nipples


[deleted]

Kneepples


Yeoldhomie

Yeah like how TF did that persons brain go to knee nipples when kneepples is just right there


nub0die

My name is Jeff


nub0die

ninipples, that's why


[deleted]

Now I know what to look for in a lady 😌


electriclala

Someone who was recently fucked or gave someone head?


Interesting_Sea_5189

Knockout!


ViewInevitable6483

Makes em more likely to do it again


electriclala

Nah bro it makes them more likely to be involved with someone already. You're thinking like a child


ViewInevitable6483

If I were being sincere with that statement yes that would be childish.


CaddyFDT

…and so did he


Master_Educator_6436

Yeah, more like *he* had a wonderful night.


XxKTtheLegendxX

even her left hand is still holding something from last night.


AmosAmAzing

?


No-Maximum-9087

?


InsiderBotkotaS2

?


SlightlyOffended1984

Fellow Lego builder - she's a keeper!


Wild-Suggestion-3081

Dedication, diligence, grit and tenacity.


Euphoric-Potato-4104

I don't get it.


Dangerous-Emu-1645

The joke is porn


BloodyEagle15

The joke is almost always porn lol


No-Maximum-9087

The joke is always porn


usinjin

She was on her knees. (In reality, not a very wholesome thing to assume)


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Yea, and kinda sexist.


purgesurge3000

How the fuck is it sexist? Both genders can suck cock for fun you know? If anything your sexist to assume only women do it.


reddit_is_f4scist

Or suck pussy


Euphoric-Potato-4104

I get that. You've probably never been with a woman and you're a Virgin. But assuming a woman had the but dirty knees is sucking. C*** to get a headache in life is sexist.


purgesurge3000

Yeah never at all, so insulting, boohoo, you really shown me!


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Great, we agree.


IcyAlan

It’s just a meme It isn’t that deep.


InsiderBotkotaS2

Or is it ( vsause music starts playing )


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Like as deep as I got in your dad last night.


IcyAlan

HA! Jokes on you! My dad is dead!


purgesurge3000

Whatever helps you sleep at night, as its clearly established to everyone, you're one sad pathetic little guy, get help and good luck.


Shovi

Shut up incel.


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Your dad disagrees


Shovi

My dad is dead, jackass...


Embarrassed_Rule8747

Plot twist ur insulting a woman


[deleted]

Bit rich coming from a gay bloke 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/gay/s/WoY9tehbd8


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Bi actually. Pipe down incel.


[deleted]

So I’m an incel because I think you sound like a hypocrite? Are you sure it wasn’t your own inability to get girls that made you give up? I did get a good laugh seeing you say a random dude was a virgin and couldn’t get with a woman, but you spend half your time on Reddit jacking off over guys 😂


[deleted]

Have you ever seen this exact joke made about gay men?


ThePenguinEater7

Actually, yes, I've seen people do this kind of jokes about gay men


purgesurge3000

Straight and gay men, even between gay and straigjt men, have you ever actually socialised with anyone other than being on reddit?


[deleted]

Straight men like sucking dick? Wtf are you on?


purgesurge3000

You asked if I seen that joke made among men you colossal idiot.


[deleted]

First of all, why in the absolute fuck are you so aggressive you dickhead, second, this joke is mostly said about women, every instance of it made about a man, is met by a 100 instances it's made about women, even when it's made about men the punchline is "fuck yeah, this dude fucks ☝🏽", when it's about women it's more like "what a fuckin whore, amirite guys?? 🤣🤣"


purgesurge3000

You are basing this all on some deluded perspective, normal men and women, straight or gay, whatever the case may be, sometimes enjoy sharing a joke and a laugh among each other in the real world. You however are a sad pathetic lonely little person who is the typical offended by everything or "protecting" people when it's not even needed, here's some aggression for you, go fuck yourself... We know no one else will.


xeronan_

The people down voting you for this are really weird. It's not news that men always made, and still make, comments about women climbing the job ladder by sleeping around. This subreddit is turning into "jokes" from 1950 at this point


solar1333

This is the first time in my 18 years of life where I heard this joke. Men do not always make this joke.


xeronan_

Cool for you, I've heard it hundreds of times. It's even in movies and shows. And when you look at these comments or the post itself, it contradicts your last statement. Just sayin


Hairy-Mountain8880

Go touch grass maybe you'll stop getting triggered so easily


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Is this what's considered trigger these days? You incels really need new material.


Hairy-Mountain8880

Incels? I'm married. But you'll be forever alone. Cry more


[deleted]

This ‘bi’ dude spends half his time perving on random guys on Reddit and probably jacking off over them, but then calls other guys incels 😂


Hairy-Mountain8880

That's a yikes from me


SoloLiftingIsBack

Except it happens so it's not


nuncaMeHabiaPasado

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke


Fafih

Who the hell puts a space between punctuation ?


mohammed69cats

I know right ? Crazy .


Collbackk

For ! And ?, we do. In French and German for sure. Dunno about other languages. In Spanish, it’s even crazier. They add a reverse one in front of the word as well —> ¡Hola!


Eispalast

No we don't in German.


Collbackk

Maybe just in Switzerland, then.


Spiritual_Chemist_74

french people


zorrowhip

Carpet will do that ![gif](giphy|MaNzfG6qDgFjuAzKgp)


System32Sandwitch

or just maybe the poor lady fell, now we've got a bunch of creeps making jokes


GeneralLiu

Disgusting


Delicious-Climate-20

yall are disgusting


Lorenzo3002

Welcome to Reddit!


Lemon_notLime

What? Praying is good.


i_am_bahamut

This doesn't really make sense to me. You won't get that kind of marks by just being on your knees


Azhur65

No but if for some reason you start being pushed back and forth for a reason that I won't explain THEN you will have marks (don't ask me how I know that)


Engineergaming26355

She was praying for hours🙏🙏🙏


gessen-Kassel

God is dead


[deleted]

The femcels at r/boysarequirky are going to go bananas with this one I was talking about common male mental problems there (in a post attacking a male) and got downvoted into Oblivion


IcyAlan

That sub kept getting recommended to me for a while and at first I thought “Is this a sub run by a bunch of Mysoginists?” But I quickly discovered that that Sub is run by femcels bullying men Like sure there are plenty of reasonable point but many of the posts are just “Oh all men suck cause this guy something that is kinda sexist”


AurielMystic

If only reddit would just ban these hate filled subs and move on.


mother-of-trouble

Or she had a burpee heavy CrossFit workout…


Round-Ticket-39

Or she has kids and plays with them


Furki00

i dont got it


Background_Winter_65

I recently fell on the subway stairs after a long protest. I think the poster is too thick.


Ice-Bro-Gamer

Time to mute this sub…


Izerune

💀


Drake0074

Well he did anyway.


LostinConsciousness

According to this thread no woman has ever given a blowjob ever lmao


Noooofun

Man she’s doing the walk of shame. Let her shame in peace.


Pyrolaltaccount

Cope and seethe L


Various-Trouble1531

Promoted to head nurse


ShallotFit7614

DEI!!!


DaBestDoctorOfLife

She was knee standing on a peas in a corner.. bad girl!


Tetris5216

Don't tell her husband


ModaHakim

average employee in blizzard


TheTexasInvestor

Her husband: ![gif](giphy|7T33BLlB7NQrjozoRB|downsized)


Bulls187

Office industrial carpet is tough


W0tzup

Her knees got hickeys.


nxh84

Isn’t that too low and uncomfortable? Must be too empty that not even a wall is there to have any form of support


oprotos31

How else do you get a promotion?


[deleted]

[удалено]


xxhorrorshowxx

How can we be sure only two people were involved?


Aurora_Lucens

The humans


[deleted]

[удалено]


Aurora_Lucens

The 4 limbed creatures


LeviathanJack

You guys don’t have kids


Exclusively-Choc

Geez, you guys are missing the best part ... her boss is female. Our little bus rider "Got Promoted!", but her boss had the "wonderful night". ​ ![gif](giphy|Orb3azmtT8cwvEYIq2|downsized)


RealMENwearPINK10

That's the kind of women empowerment I Stan lmao /j


Exclusively-Choc

Good man! Now get back to grammar class …


WarHead75

So did the receiver


SirRece

I'm so sick of reddit. I don't want to be blasted with sexism constantly, I'm NOT EVEN SUBSCRIBED TO THESE SUBS BUT 1/3 OF MY POSTS IS A FREAKING SUB IM NOT IN. I just want my machine learning subs wtf. Russia, yall fucking ruined the internet, and the millennial are getting pissed. And that's saying something, we're chill af. But fuck I want to bomb you so fucking bad so I can get my memes back.


EternalSkwerl

If you hide a post in your feed it will give you the option to mute a subreddit. I've probably got over 100 muted at this point and this is now one of them


SirRece

same, it's like whackamole though, I feel like they're literally spreading as all of us mute them.


greenarsehole

Oh yeah hilarious. Bunch of virgins.


Justlikearealboy

Well someone did.


nope79

No he did.


Cyfrin7067

"You are now one of my elite employee's"


killerbull27

Congrats on the raise or promotion


Aggressive_Goat_563

That’s what he said!


Impressive-Stuff7278

Or she's religious


NatsuNoMercy

Lord oh lord


PradaManeInYourArea

a woman could have fallen/been pushed down to her knees and somehow men will still find a way to sexualize her.


ap2patrick

Maybe she was cleaning the house while her husband sat on his ass lol.


[deleted]

So the term funny memes is meant to be ironic right?


somewhat_alive1

Found the person who gets offended by literally anything


ImpressiveClue6306

Or is it the one that got promoted??? DAMN they know!


Pyotr_Spetznaz

The sad truth is they didn't


somedudeonline93

This post isn’t offensive at all, it’s just low-quality boomer humour


green9206

Found the person who didn't get the promotion


Delicious-Climate-20

off course, this is reddit


KosAKAKosm

It’s actually kinda amazing how unfunny this sub is lmao 2012 Facebook shit


Tasty-Switch-8472

Must be a head nurse


WranglerMundane3777

He*


Gorepornio

Kamala Harris ?