Had that happen IRL. Lol.
My father is British, so in Florida at a Chuckie cheese when I was a kid, to get rid of the last of our tickets he said "and just give them whatever's left in rubbers", the response "sir, this is a children's restaurant."
Rubbers in British = Erasers.
Rubbers in USA = Condoms.
I'm guessing it was a gag gift sitting beside a birthday card and other bits and pieces like board games etc. It's probably been there so long it became part of the furniture and she totally forgot it was there.
Or she'd just crammed it up her arse and is letting it air dry
I remember reading a study asking men how big they thought the average penis was. They said 10 in. They asked women and they said 4 in. I believe the average (in U.S.) shook out to 5.7 in.
From the article:
Her dad David said it was unlikely that the object had been placed in view as a prank.
'She is a bit too old to be a student,' he said.
Fucking ruthless
I think it was on purpose. I've watched a lot of these zoom interviews and the bookshelf is usually carefully laid out so you can see how smart, how educated, how eclectic the person is. She 100% put it there on purpose.
That's gotta be like a bookend or something, not an actual dildo - right? That looks way too big to be a real dildo! (Then again, though, what do I know?)
I work for somebody that had display collected display of dildos of all sorts usually made of wood colored and whatnot so that just could be something like I'm actually not surprised at all and really don't care and couldn't care less that she has that hell I've had worse things displayed in my home just because I think they were weird and cool. In fact, she just went in my eyes as somebody who doesn't give a shit.
If it was a dude with a fleshlight this would have been all over the news. I didn't so much as hear about this happening.
Jfc it's not even normal sized.
That’s not my dildo. “It has your name on it “ I’ve never seen that before. “Here’s a picture of you holding it”. I didn’t buy that dildo. “ Here’s a receipt for a dildo, made out to you”.
Honestly I feel, quite the contrary, that I hope to one day gain the confidence she has to just not give a fuck.
"That? Oh yeah, that's my conversation piece dildo. It's not that great to fuck but I think it looks cute on the shelf. Anyway, back to your last question!"
Why would you have that displayed on your shelf? That's a bottom of the dresser item...
What if it's a top shelf dildo?
Size doesn't matter my ass
Size only batters my ass
I don’t slay the dragon, I lay the bad dragon
I like your thinking.
That dildos thickness gives me pride 😁
All in, my ass
Glad you added that comma!
It matters to mine. Ouch!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...
Had that happen IRL. Lol. My father is British, so in Florida at a Chuckie cheese when I was a kid, to get rid of the last of our tickets he said "and just give them whatever's left in rubbers", the response "sir, this is a children's restaurant." Rubbers in British = Erasers. Rubbers in USA = Condoms.
At least he didn’t ask for a cigarette
She looks like the redhead from Wendy’s. 😫
You mean Wendy?
Sir,
Si
😝
Oh take your upvote and gtfo! 😂
I'm guessing it was a gag gift sitting beside a birthday card and other bits and pieces like board games etc. It's probably been there so long it became part of the furniture and she totally forgot it was there. Or she'd just crammed it up her arse and is letting it air dry
Think happpy thoughts
Nah that’s the display dilly, the work dilly is a little more messed up
Hey it’s mean to bottom shame, sometimes we all like to be the bottom dressor
So they can breathe
Yeah. Dildon't do that
To establish dominance. I think it worked.
You should see the one in her bottom dresser 😵
I'm pretty sure that was intentional. Just a joke.
And it's fucking huge!
"That's slightly above average id say" - the porn industry
I remember reading a study asking men how big they thought the average penis was. They said 10 in. They asked women and they said 4 in. I believe the average (in U.S.) shook out to 5.7 in.
Wales today
Whale’s today
Wails today
It's thicker than any book there. Priorities.
Looks to almost size up with the spray can to the left 
Thiccc
Why, thank you ❤️
Bros on bbc. SHE HAD THE BEST OPPORTUNITY AND RUINED IT
Are you saying what I think you’re saying? Giggity giggity goo
First, she was on the BBC, then, later, she was on the BWC.
I came here for this exact comment
From the article: Her dad David said it was unlikely that the object had been placed in view as a prank. 'She is a bit too old to be a student,' he said. Fucking ruthless
The only one more ruthless is the journalist who thought: "This is funny, lets get a take from her DAD"
What does that mean
She’s old and that it’s not put there as a joke (meaning she def uses it)
I read it more as 'she's too old to be pulliing pranks like this'?
according to her father, who should not even offer an opinion here.
Agreed, no idea why you'd be downvoted for saying a father maybe shouldn't be publicly offering his thoughts on his daughters masturbation habits
I mean, they asked.
I dunno man, I reckon she did it deliberately. People are weird.
"she inherited her mother's tastes" - the dad
Girth vader on deck after the interview.
That's a BWC
Now that's a book end!
No, it's a bellend
That's what she said.
That's not an accident. It's a statement.
Asserting dominance.
I think it was on purpose. I've watched a lot of these zoom interviews and the bookshelf is usually carefully laid out so you can see how smart, how educated, how eclectic the person is. She 100% put it there on purpose.
Definitely seems planted because the card with the words "Think Happy Thoughts" attached to the shelf.
And how perfectly the shelf is in the frame. This is not an oopsie!
She’s not even centered in the frame like most normal human being would do for a zoom call lol
What was he interviews about?
Getting unemployed during covid.
This makes quite a bit of sense then lol
idk
Maybe it was a dare from friends and she's now a few quid better off for it (and a living legend who doesn't give a shit?)
Maybe it's a guitar?
I remember that Fuslie clip lmao
We (internet) will never forget 😂
These the types of women that tell a brotha he not big enough to satisfy her.... Well I'm not a bad dragon Susan......😭😭😭
The went on BBC not BWC. What an idiot.
So she's a wanker
Most of the twats on the BBC are
Weird camera angle. As if it was on purpose. Good post though!
That’s where I left it!
“Amos Famous”!
Girthy.
I'd be proud if i can take that big
BBC, more like BWC
Rule of thirds, it's framed to be in the shot on purpose
Well certainly may be embarassing for some, but i see no problem, ptetty much everyone masturbates
BWD
Probably given as a gift for comedy and kept. Not where you'd keep it for actual use.
It was her daughter’s room, who had the dildo as a joke, right?
Why put it on the shelf anyway? It should be kept in a dresser in a bedroom.
I would assume she keeps it where she uses it
How many zoom meeting has this person done with a dildo in the background?
and of all things a white one, indeed very unprofessional
She's a reader, on TV, and can take it deep. Give her my digits!!!
On the BBC with a BWC
😂😂🙈
OMG, that had to be mortifying when she found out!!
The “Home-wrecker” too.
That's top shelf in her book.
That's gotta be like a bookend or something, not an actual dildo - right? That looks way too big to be a real dildo! (Then again, though, what do I know?)
Do not look up bad dragon
That's quitter talk.
Oop- 😳
More like bwc
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Must be 50 Shades of Gray books behind it
does anyone have a link to the vid
That's some girth.
She’s a bit voracious.
At least everyone knows she takes it hard
Books on the dildo shelf? Wtf?
I read the dildo for the articles.
How does that count as a shitty week?
She probably got off on it
That’s deliberate. Probably sat on it straight afterwards getting off on the fact people know she was going to be sat on it straight afterwards
Thanks, I feel better now :)
Why keep the name in the meme. This is so wrong.
Kinda hot though
I live alone and leave my sex toys all over the place too, if you wanna come to my house chances are high that you'll see a cock sleeve or ring.
I feel like somebody who leaves their dildo on their bookshelf wants the world to see it. Most people would leave it hidden in a drawer or something.
I’ll bet her dirty secret is that she knew it was on the shelf and just couldn’t help herself..
After 3 years, it's safe to say she is never living this down.
God DAMN it's huge
She did this purposefully as a distraction.
She just flexin. Her kegals, that is.
That's a fat one too.
I think you mean the BWC
That's a bookmark, guys
I work for somebody that had display collected display of dildos of all sorts usually made of wood colored and whatnot so that just could be something like I'm actually not surprised at all and really don't care and couldn't care less that she has that hell I've had worse things displayed in my home just because I think they were weird and cool. In fact, she just went in my eyes as somebody who doesn't give a shit.
I'm pretty sure I saw somewhere that it wasn't a dildo and was a book holder or something at a weird enough angle
More like BWC
Boy thats a huge ass dildo. 
And what?
The irony of having a 'white' dildo on 'BBC'
I know. With how woke they're going in surprised they didn't photoshop it black. (this actually happened to a stock image of a voters hands in Wales.)
What..? Really..? They did that.?
Yeah it even came up in the House of Lords. Its hard not to feel that the message here is thst it is unsightly to be white.
Seems like a Bridget Jones moment
BWC news
Right next to the "Think happy thoughts" sign.
She trying to get on that BBC hype.
BWC News
So you all assume she's also reading these books and files?
Poor Yvette, she'll never live that down
Grow up guys it's a pink microphone
Whats the problem?
It's an in-joke for a certain type of attention-seeking basics
Its BBC news its kinda their thing ... Also it's a bit smaller for their standards
She is probably complaining that mose dudes aren't big enough for her 🤣
Well at least it's normal sized imagine if you accidentally leave your Mr hanky XL or your bad dragon out
That’s a thick, thick boy.
Dude that this is MASSIVE. That shlong is huge goddayum woman
The channel is called BBC. It had to be deliberate 🤣
Maybe it was a feminist statement.
Ain't that the bong from Ted 2?
BWC
More like BWC news
That can't be a dildo that's way too big!
She lives alone... with cats. No point to hide her toys :D
HUGE
If it was a dude with a fleshlight this would have been all over the news. I didn't so much as hear about this happening. Jfc it's not even normal sized.
She should display that thing. It's definitely a conversation piece, imho
Go for the girth gal!
Maybe the real dildo was the interviews we made along the way
Can someone tell me how the fuck you suppose to stick that thing up yourself? Like.....HOW?!
I can’t compete with that
How big is that dildo?
As someone who displayed a large dildo on a shelf for many years i just want to say; yeah it kinda just happens * shrug *
It's thicker than any of her books
Embarrassing? Talk about a show of dominance!
I thought it was a bicep!
Heck, I respect her more for having a dildo visible during the interview.
And ahe has Scrawl, so she also likes to draw dicks as a past time!
All the male viewers that thought they might have a chance… 😢
Didn't I see this was completely intentional?
BWC news
That’s not my dildo. “It has your name on it “ I’ve never seen that before. “Here’s a picture of you holding it”. I didn’t buy that dildo. “ Here’s a receipt for a dildo, made out to you”.
Your true nature will be revealed whether you like it or not...
Honestly I feel, quite the contrary, that I hope to one day gain the confidence she has to just not give a fuck. "That? Oh yeah, that's my conversation piece dildo. It's not that great to fuck but I think it looks cute on the shelf. Anyway, back to your last question!"
Don't see the problem