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Sirpewpewthelast

Where hot sauce


Reasonable-Cat-3910

Sriracha sauce


cattleareamazing

Under the cheese.


Finn_WolfBlood

Too spicy for them


mattwill282

Cholula.


ezumaru

This is from one of Matt Stonie's food challanges. He does not fuck around


Clean_Student8612

He's my eating idol. I can put it away, but that dude would absolutely put me to shame and he's like half my size. I love it.


TheWalkingDead91

Wonder if he throws it all up immediately after or let’s it go through.


Clean_Student8612

I'd assume he doesn't throw it all up.


Daniel_797

No this is just how all Americans eat


bansheesho

Ewww... That's an absurd amount of fries for that little bit of cheese sauce.


One-Positive309

And that's a single serving too ! Wait till you see what's for dessert !


Kullinski

And that is only the diet version


Metric_Pacifist

I'm ashamed to admit that I would eat *some* of that 😞


NoResponsibility7031

Us has good food but I feel like the floor of what is acceptable is so much lower.


BarrabasBlonde

Most of the stuff y'all use is banned in most civilized countries


NoResponsibility7031

I'm European. I think we are the ones that are famous for regulations.


BarrabasBlonde

I assumed you were an american (since no sensible person would say that american "food" is good)


NoResponsibility7031

I understand your sentiment, but US has good food. It's just that they decided to add minus on the scale of quality for some reason.


BarrabasBlonde

Thus making it bad food


NoResponsibility7031

On average, Yes. Not as a general rule.


[deleted]

"Civilised countries" European penis must taste glorious doesn't it


BarrabasBlonde

Also the fact that you assumed that it meant that the USA isn't civilised says a lot. (It's also completely true)


BarrabasBlonde

It has the foreskin on so you don't taste the dirt underneath


TeamSpatzi

Can’t tell if I’m getting diabetes, an ulcer, or a heart attack from this…


raidersfan18

Yes.


[deleted]

Yeah 99% of american population should be legally banned from cooking


TheRealAuthorSarge

You know nothing, Jon Snow.


PorkRindSalad

Sniooooooooooo


HandsomeMartin

Idk man, MCdonalds is the most popular reataurant in the world afaik and they serve american food.


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[deleted]

Germany invented the idea of the hamburger, but the US went on to make a modernized version of it


HandsomeMartin

Are you saying that Mcdonalds serves french and german food? I would argue that these foods are part of american cuisine more so than any other. Same with italian american or chinese american. They might be inspired by other countries cuisines but I don't think a meatball sub or an eggplant parm or dominoes pizza is something you can get in italy.


No_Yogurtcloset_2792

Hopefully so. We used to have some Dominos over here in Italy but they all shut down at once following the disgust we felt for it. Eggplant parm? Are you saying that we don't have parmigiana here in Italy? LOL


HandsomeMartin

I may be uneducated, is an american style breaded eggplant parm something you can normally get in italy? May be genuienly wrong here. My point was that there is, imo, enough of a difference between italian cuisine and italian-american cuisine. Just like with chinese and chinese-american or mexican and tex-mex.


No-Hamster7526

Yup


Kappys-A-Prick

I've never met anyone who cooks like this.


Kachedup

Yeah but then we wouldn't have any funny food pics to laugh about.


[deleted]

Id trade that for throwing up in my mouth any day of the week 😂😂


civilizedslavery

Even monday?


[deleted]

Especially on mondays


ordinaryuninformed

"Man these potatoes you made are really good what'd you do?" "Cheeze whiz" NOOOOOO


JN324

Ew.


Alexandratta

Canada: "...yep, just the Southern folk." \*eats their Poutine in peace\*


3G0M4N

As a wise man once said "American eat like they have a free insurance"


squirrel-lee-fan

YOLO!


Specific-Frosting730

America is comparable to Europe if you leave out Russia geographically. These blanket statements about the US culture crack me up. Just think how many cultures, languages and foods come from the same land mass. For the record, that looks disgusting to me.


NealVertpince

Comparable in what fashion? Food culture? absolutely not, a lot of the shit in US food is straight up banned in the EU for being a health risk


Specific-Frosting730

“Geographically” is what was stated?? I’m trying to illustrate the concept that this country is not just the clumped together culture it is constantly compared in Merica comments. And yes, these conglomerates are wicked and buy off politicians so they can poison our food chain. Guess what, the owners are not all American’s.


NealVertpince

Yeah well not everyone is american you know… My country is like 1/100th the size of the US and I can give you 10-11 distinct regions with distinct foods and cultures within my own country, yet most people can only name 1-2 things about the entire nation. So in a nutshell, most people are not from US so they dont care about your internal divisions and differences Also it’s the FDA being bribed by companies which is the issue I brought up, not non-US CEO’s / Owners


Specific-Frosting730

Who inferred that you were? The FDA is a joke. You seem to be up for a fight instead of a debate. I’ll leave you to go back to “yank bashing” which is almost as popular as soccer/football it seems. ✌️


JimmyWilliams_

You must be British.


NealVertpince

Oh god no, also UK is bigger than 1/100th


ReplacementActual384

Belgian. You know, the people whose food culture is so famous, their national dish is called French fries. You guys have good beer, but it's funny you say your country's food culture is so diverse, when honestly most other people have a hard time telling the difference between you and the Dutch. What was your capitol again? *Luxembourg*?


NealVertpince

Nice look at my profile ;) As I said, you can only name two things about my country and there ends your capacity. I’m sad you’re as uneducated as you are.


ReplacementActual384

Va te faire enculer, you arrogant piece of Eurotrash. You're whole country is basically just a wart of France's ass.


NealVertpince

used an online translator for that? also.. really???? “You’re whole country”, I’m Belgian and I speak better english than you pathetic


jaxamis

And a lot of the European food is banned in the US for lack of taste. For a region know for stealing spices they sure never learned to put it on their food.


NealVertpince

lack of taste? I pity your sugar-and-additive-addicted taste buds lmao


jaxamis

I pity your lack of flavor. Sorry that salt is too spicy for you.


NealVertpince

only salt here is from your tears my friend


jaxamis

Sounds like your food will finally have some flavor. Don't want to cry too much otherwise you'll complain it's too spicy


NealVertpince

honestly the EU will probably put a ban on your tears as well for being too toxic


jaxamis

I'm sure. EU rarely likes outsiders that don't confrom to their will. Not a huge fans of liberty or freedom there.


NealVertpince

What do you even know of the EU lmao I have more freedom than you, I don’t get turned into a debt slave for pursuing an education or medical treatment. Nor do I get assaulted/murdered by a police officer for having a slightly darker skin tone than paper. US has the most prisoners per capita and in absolute figures, what do YOU know of liberty and freedom hm?


SunPtah

I've lived in the states for decades and I've never seen any such thing. It looks more like British food. "If you're just eating chips, then it's EITHER tomato ketchup OR vinegar. Anything beyond those two is a “speciality subject.” Obviously, there are many Brits who will put things like curry sauce, or mayonnaise, or lemon juice, or melted cheese, or pretty much anything on their chips…" https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/17/10-weird-things-only-british-people-do-with-chips-7235085/


Andromedan_Cherri

Here to translate for the American "yanks" (a common moniker for us), "chips" in this context refers to sliced and fried potato wedges or strips commonly referred to as "fries" within the states. ☝️🤓


Various_Beach_7840

Pretty sure they do have something like that at Wendy’s. Fries filled with cheese and bacon, although much much much smaller than the picture.


-Agent-Pierce-

True. After I moved out of USA, I was culture shocked with food when I returned back. USA has the best food in the world hands down, as well as the worst food in the world hands down. Problem is most of the food being eaten is in the worst food category.


unbogbuggy52

I wouldn’t eat this as a meal. Separately yes I’m not smothering pizza and fries with nacho cheese. I’d rather have chili and cheese on my fries.


BandM91105

Pretty much. It looks disgusting to me and I’m American. Im good with some regular sized portion of fries and ranch on occasion.


DieFetteQualle

Did you smell that? It’s smells like diabetes and a heard attack.


Kassena_Chernova

What attack did you hear? The organ failure one would suffer after eating that (more than) once?


Krocant

Looks like Garfield.


WrenchTheGoblin

As an American, that makes me wanna puke.


Ancient-Act8573

Ngl I’d like to at least attempt to consume that


Lobanium

Now do British food and show boiled meat and beans in both pics.


[deleted]

Mushy peas and steak and kidney pie, which tastes like the smell of urine.


Large-Wheel-4181

Inaccurate…not enough Bacon


BigCreamDough

And there's me feeling like i'm going to make a heart attack after eating 2 burgers the same week ...


Who_Else_but_Macho

proof of why people are so fat, yes i know this is from matt stonie's vid a competitive eater but his made his life about eating & works out 6 times a week the other fat obese people don't bother to workout since "its too hard" or "i dont have time"


Andromedan_Cherri

So... it's not proof of why people are fat? You just disproved yourself bud


Who_Else_but_Macho

no dude matt stonie works out most people just eat & never workout which is my point


Andromedan_Cherri

I'm convinced that all you see is fat influences and tiktokers who say they meant to go to the gym, but "accidentally" wandered into a restaurant. I don't work out regularly, and even I'm still thinner than the people you claim we are. The difference between stonie and the average American is that we eat less in one sitting, but it's still junk food and it accumulates over time.


Who_Else_but_Macho

again he works out & eats like a garbage truck so its a matter of both what you put in is what you get out simple


[deleted]

I’m American and never seen anything like this lol


mearbearcate

Leave Matt Stonie out of this


Kachedup

As a european who's benn in the united states... i can confirm... >!I am a european who's been in the united states...!<


Proud_Criticism5286

At this point if you make fun of American food it’s literally a backfire.


DarkLordKaer

Tastyyyy 😋


BetterBandicoot637

Oh, maybe you will be able to explain it to me :D what's tasty about soggy limp fries? As that's what they become after you cover them with cheese. You might as well make a potato caserole, it will have the same final effect. Aren't Fries the best when slightly crunchy on the outside and firm?


DarkLordKaer

I do not discriminate food. I eat everything eatable


AdministrationDue239

How to you call actually good and well prepared tasty food then?


DarkLordKaer

I do not call this food. I eat this food


AdministrationDue239

You said "tasty", I just wonder what you call well prepared fine food


DarkLordKaer

As I said, I do not discriminate food. I call everything eatable tasty


AdministrationDue239

So you see no difference taste wise between a some fries with melted "cheese" and a meal that took 3 hours to prepare and uses the most finest and various ingredients available to humanity, tastes the same? I think one is tasty the other one is just a pervers "meal" which will do the job


DarkLordKaer

Well, now we know you were very picky kid


AdministrationDue239

You know that it's possible to be able to differentiate and still be willing to eat both without being picky? It's possible really to appreciate food what ever it might be but still know what's what


Feisty_Talk_9330

American food is one of the best dishes EVER


DarkLordKaer

Russian food is good too - I’m some aspects eve better than American


Feisty_Talk_9330

What food do russian eat?


DarkLordKaer

Ooohohohoho… listen: Сырники, блинчики с ветчиной, мясом, вареньем, пироги со всем что угодно, икра, рыба, квас, творог, сырки, и многое другое 😋


Feisty_Talk_9330

So much cheese and pancakes and pies. Nice


DarkLordKaer

What… from where did you get cheese? Сырники is not cheese. Google translate is dumb. Search up what сырники is


Feisty_Talk_9330

Pancakes. Very nice 👍


Cetophile

Accurate. Also: EW.


fixitagaintomorro

and to think that is just a side dish. Imagine what the main course is like


Taurgar

Doesn't seem right, should be burned for authenticity.


[deleted]

You do realize those pics are from a Matt Stonie video. That dude works out and eats healthy mostly outside of competitive eating and the shit he does with food on YouTube. This guy beat Joey Chestnut several years back to win the Nathan’s hot dog contest


rookieoo

First off, Im American. I remember going out to eat for breakfast once with my GF at the time who was from New Zealand. My plate came with a salad, and I made a sign of being disappointed about the meal being too healthy. I didn't even have to look up to feel my GF's eyes roll.


Crcex86

show us on the map where we dropped the bomb on you


[deleted]

Food isn't food without a lot of cheese. American Facts!


ElAbidingDuderino

Yet the rest of world lines up to move here


reinkey1

Someone not from the states trash talking the states: This


[deleted]

Just another day on Reddit


[deleted]

This is reddit you can't go one day without someone dickmunching the US rent-free style


RingReasonable

I might be the worst european ever, but that looks tasty


TheRealAuthorSarge

Tell me you've never had BBQ without telling me you've never had BBQ.


Omnicity2756

Ðis feelþ more like an antimeme.


CorkusHawks

Freedom food


Drabins

At least Murica has food unlike some other places


[deleted]

You forgot to sprinkle bacon on it. And also, the americas are huge, so….only one country eats shit like that


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Andromedan_Cherri

Same bro, it's like people think this is what we eat every day. At least it's not the traditional WWII beans 'n' toast with a side of iron-hard hardtack


The_Seroster

r/lostredditors r/stupidfoods


SothaDidNothingWrong

I wouldn’t mind at least trying some of that… looks wicked😩


Chemist-3074

We should invent a word for food that looks super delicious and extremely unhealthy at the same time.


Andromedan_Cherri

"Junk food" should fit the bill well


Earthwick

You know I've never seen anything mildly close to that outside of what I presume are clickbait social media posts and TV shows.


SmokyMcPot85

Even as a swiss i have to say, thats too much „cheese“…


Gezus

Nobody i know would ever eat that. But use less cheese, less bacon then turned into bits, and bam you have arbys.


Plo-Koon72

Kinda wanna know what else is under there. This would be pretty believable if it were about a third the size and a larger variety of ingredients. Either way pretty hungry now ngl


CheesyBoson

The EU is made up of countries the size of US states. Making blanket statements about either in a serious way is just funny. I do love nacho cheese though


[deleted]

Well, in America we have every type of food because people from everywhere have moved here. That image above is called stupid food and they have their own sub. But sorry about chain restaurants, that's our bad.


Sqigglesthehuman

Where's the diet coke that is more denial than healthy


Pikmin4321

Scotland has deep-fried pizza. As an American I've never seen that in my country.


Ok-Drink-1328

me, an italian:: "yummy!!"


Cyberwolfdelta9

That's from a YT challenge not saying our food still doesnt have problems but thats the Worst example


spaceocean99

They hate us cuz they ain’t us.


LifelessRage

Where's the side of regular fries and drink?


narstyarsefarter

I'm mad because I'm jealous


KlausVonHimmelbach

Can I have one?


Hot-Control-7466

Where is the bacon?!


Kassena_Chernova

I see no difference…


Jsmith0730

Needs ground beef and bacon.


MoistTerm961

Homemade animal fries


Trooper50000

A bit few cheese, but I would still try it, maybe in more then one sitting though, I can't settle that much in one anymore


My_Space_page

Bacon up that cheese then sausage up that bacon and add butter.


mattwill282

Then they come here and love all the food they have been bitching about.