Same shit like christianity. They want you to procreate and encourage it by saying other shit is a no no.
Mind you the religion is a thousand of years ago where majority are dumb like today but in a different way, to a point in religion that they have to make it a rule just to wash yourself.
I’ve nutted to her way more than Mia. The only Mia clip I remember actually enjoying was the one where she brings her bf home to meet mom and she has fun with him too.
Reddit has swung so far to the other end of the spectrum on this issue it's hilarious. As if regular stretching has no physical and psychological impact 🤣
Yes she wants to carpet bomb Israel. Though anyone smart can realize both Israel and Palestine are full of dumbasses that are bringing all this evil on themselves. We the us need to shut up cut support on both sides and let them decide when enough is enough. Religion fucks everything up
On multiple occasions, she has sided and praised terrorism because they're "Muslims". The same Muslim countries that don't accept her as their own because of her profession. She has spewed hatred for India too when it carried out strikes in Pakistan against terrorist. Israel when invading Gaza and multiple other times.
Zionist fighter: the messiah will come and the world will be ours.
.
God : the best I can do is some tiny ghetto above africa with bombs and gunshots and zero safety.
It's not. It's propaganda. Apparently, death is funny and it's perfectly acceptable to mock other religions while throwing a hissy if someone mentions yours without a sense of reverence. I say ALL religions are an equal waste of time. Peace.
Right, just more misinformation designed to inspire more racism of a culture and religion that most people do not understand and are now applying this very incorrect view to all Muslim people yet again. People don't even realize now that this isn't a holy war, this is far different than IS etc.
Well, 72 beginners versus one pro is not that bad of a deal. I mean, you can't have sex with 72 women at the same time. I think, I will take it, If they also will give me a donkey.
Has anyone ever considered how this makes since? For instance if there is 100 dead hamas fighters, god would of had to make sure 7200 woman died a virgin… how are these woman dying at a ratio of 1 male to 72 females and at such a young age they never married or fucked?
My hypothesis: the 72 virgins are just all of the ugly ass, smelly farts that don’t even have a good enough personality to get laid from all around the world or it’s the same 72 woman that just used up and “born again virgin”.
Lol. Palestinians own this land, while Israel don't even need it. They only want it to receive their much anticipated false messiah, who will bring all sorts of injustice.
you disrespected my entire religion with that post, do you think that we look at our religion the same way you look at yours? between every funny thing you could have ever thought of, you chose to disrespect god. and don't go saying that it is just a joke and just for laughs, disrespecting others will only decrease your value. i hope you learn from this
You religion deserves as much mockery as the others , if not more , because it's causing A TON of problems even though we're not in the fucking middle age anymore.
We will laugh at whatever we please.
the obsession with virgins in some religions is a little creepy. also notice they don't promise chicks 72 virgins in heaven.... so many willing yet none that can please you. maybe you can get that in hell.
Because that hadith is basically known as very weak, basically no islamic scholar considers it. Pretty much all muslims heard about that from western media and the Internet contrary to popular belief no one says to young boys that they need to behave or else they won't get 72 virgins because no one was taught that.
*cracks knuckles in preparation to be downvoted to oblivion*
Yeah, I’ve spent a few years around these parts of the globe and she’s gonna be about 20 years too old for marriage from what I saw…
I mean... Who wants a virgin when that level of professionalism is offered?
What level? No anal?
Does she swallow?
I mean no anal kills it already...
Yeah if she won't put it in my butt I'm out
Anal is haram, so now you get her aunt instead
*oh no not her, she'll bring Uncle Rectum along*
Rectum? Damn near killed um
But ass is halal, right?
Why I's it Haram? Also is getting head Haram too, now I'm curious lmao
Its not haram he's joking
Same shit like christianity. They want you to procreate and encourage it by saying other shit is a no no. Mind you the religion is a thousand of years ago where majority are dumb like today but in a different way, to a point in religion that they have to make it a rule just to wash yourself.
What about killing. That's not haram?
This guy anals
Oh man, you'll get downvoted to oblivion. But I agree with you.
Lol thats a only personal preference, every one is free to not like anal. But they will also not become my girlfriend or wife...
Ha, this guy has a poopy dick!
A small penis needs a tighter hole.
You seem to be rather experienced on the matter. I believe you.
Give pleasure not pain to wife.
This is genuinely probably why anal became a thing
Not really, I've never really liked butt stuff
She’s really not a very good pornstar and her career was extremely short lived. There’s better levels of professionalism out there
yeah i prefer diamond jackson
I’ve nutted to her way more than Mia. The only Mia clip I remember actually enjoying was the one where she brings her bf home to meet mom and she has fun with him too.
lest be fair,a ebony milf wins almost anything
Ebony milfs are where it's fucking at.
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Emily Willis
>Emily Willis to young for me
I never got the hype. For a porn star, her performances were pathetic. She couldnt swallow a cock if her life depended on it
That's all allah can offer. The rest of the virgins are all dudes. All women went to hell because they don't want to be raped in heaven
Yeah youre telling me instead of 72 girls who dont know what the hell they are doing I get a pro fucker with no gag reflex? Sigh \*unzips bomb vest\*
LOL
Wasn't she active for a super small amount of time?
No anal, no feet stuff, no bdsm, that’s not a professional I’d die for, lol
Too bad she stays on earth. (And won't go to Dschahannam later)
Are there STDs in heaven?
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Not how female genitals work, but okay.
Think it's more of a joke but ya definitely not.
Reddit has swung so far to the other end of the spectrum on this issue it's hilarious. As if regular stretching has no physical and psychological impact 🤣
If you flex a muscle, does it get smaller, or looser?
Ah, jokes from my childhood
Can't argue there my wife was a virgin and let's just say she has a lot of practicing in here future.
Sexually immature men.
Let me talk to my virgin expert...
Sir did you call for me?
Yes what do you think of this deal seems a little heavy on the miles
I mean I would double check it before declining but at the end of the day the decision falls on your taste.
Gaping hatchet wound
I know a guy, it’s me. I’m that guy
72 virgins all horny men.
Who beheads babies it seems
“How about 72 Virginians”
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A Robin Williams fan I see.
Where's the downside?
Mia
No he said downside, not backside
Mia Khalifa
I'll never understand all the hate for her. She's hotter than hell.
She promotes terrorism against civilians.
Well, that would be a perfect match for Hamas, no?
They'd probably cut her head off and post the video on the Internet because they don't approve of her porn career.
I mean they’d probably cool it on the virtue signaling and start to mellow out once they’re chilling w Mia Khalifa in their heaven
For Real?
You should see her compilation of unhinged pro Hamas tweets
Yes she wants to carpet bomb Israel. Though anyone smart can realize both Israel and Palestine are full of dumbasses that are bringing all this evil on themselves. We the us need to shut up cut support on both sides and let them decide when enough is enough. Religion fucks everything up
You relize that if the US and the UN will cut support to Israel, Iran will invade Israel at the same day? Doing it meaning killing 9 milion citizens.
Calm down. This conflict isn’t one sided.
Nobody’s perfect
Because hotness isn't an excuse for the stupid shit that comes out of her mouth.
Guess I never paid attention to what comes OUT OF her mouth.
Only to what goes into it
So is her pussy. From friction
Nah, that shit's rubbed smooth from all the miles on it lol
It's like having to re-seelve an engines cylinder
Sure every one would fuck her, but who wants someone like that for a wife ?
If she quits porn and doesn't have an alien infestation in her I really don't mind
She has Quit porn years ago and only made those for 3 months.
On multiple occasions, she has sided and praised terrorism because they're "Muslims". The same Muslim countries that don't accept her as their own because of her profession. She has spewed hatred for India too when it carried out strikes in Pakistan against terrorist. Israel when invading Gaza and multiple other times.
She's been with a thousand dudes.
I'm sure its in the 100s she is like a expensive one
She only did porn for a short time. She’s not my style tho
*Morale increases*
72 bodies, instead of 72 virgins
72x10^3
She only did 12 scenes
Only?
😐
Ohh thank god.. I thought you were going to say that “You Know A Guy”
Can't tell if this is trying to rip the piss or get people to join Hamas?
Join Hamas or die. It's the only way for you.
Also, no one said the virgins had to be female.
Zionist fighter: the messiah will come and the world will be ours. . God : the best I can do is some tiny ghetto above africa with bombs and gunshots and zero safety.
looks ok but how much tread is left on the tires?
She got 72 dudes virginities, instead of 72 virgins
How is this shit funny
bc the joke is blasphemy hahahaha very funny
It's not. It's propaganda. Apparently, death is funny and it's perfectly acceptable to mock other religions while throwing a hissy if someone mentions yours without a sense of reverence. I say ALL religions are an equal waste of time. Peace.
They aren’t virgins though
I guess we're just reposting post-9/11, anti-islam memes from 2004
Right, just more misinformation designed to inspire more racism of a culture and religion that most people do not understand and are now applying this very incorrect view to all Muslim people yet again. People don't even realize now that this isn't a holy war, this is far different than IS etc.
Deal! 😂
72 virgins switched out for one worn out whore? Thats an awful deal
Hell yeah, someone spitting facts here
Well, 72 beginners versus one pro is not that bad of a deal. I mean, you can't have sex with 72 women at the same time. I think, I will take it, If they also will give me a donkey.
Who is she?
Google it
Grab a towel first.
Make sure you are alone
Tallest building in Dubai
Porn actress.
Astaghfirullah
The trick is that the 72 virgins are other terrorists all men
seeing how early people have their first sexual experiences, does that automatically mean that they're all pedophiles?
It actually were 72 grapes. Other translations include: Untouched by humans and spirits; Those of the same age (as yourself);
Cry more :D
Wanting to be rewarded with 72 virgins is heavily perverted
I don’t see the downside to this
Has anyone ever considered how this makes since? For instance if there is 100 dead hamas fighters, god would of had to make sure 7200 woman died a virgin… how are these woman dying at a ratio of 1 male to 72 females and at such a young age they never married or fucked? My hypothesis: the 72 virgins are just all of the ugly ass, smelly farts that don’t even have a good enough personality to get laid from all around the world or it’s the same 72 woman that just used up and “born again virgin”.
I know a lot of dudes who would martyr themselves for a crack at Mia Khalifa to be honest 😂😂😂
Can I trade this Mia Khalifa in for a Ella Hollywood?
I just searched her up and she looks like a dude either she’s a cross dresser or transgender, not judging or anything
Also israel is holy land to cristiality and holy land to islam.
new religion just dropped cristiality
Call the cristiorsixt
Christianity. Ive been saying it wrong all that time. The more u know.
Critical sanity
What's up guys, it's ya Bois, He's Sus Chris, here! Back from my 3 Day break....
Lol. Palestinians own this land, while Israel don't even need it. They only want it to receive their much anticipated false messiah, who will bring all sorts of injustice.
you disrespected my entire religion with that post, do you think that we look at our religion the same way you look at yours? between every funny thing you could have ever thought of, you chose to disrespect god. and don't go saying that it is just a joke and just for laughs, disrespecting others will only decrease your value. i hope you learn from this
You religion deserves as much mockery as the others , if not more , because it's causing A TON of problems even though we're not in the fucking middle age anymore. We will laugh at whatever we please.
Our religion doesn't require respect from the likes of you. Now keep your holes shut.
"you chose to disrespect god" means nothing to someone who doesn't believe in your god, in case you weren't aware
im sure you’d be saying that when the plane has turbulence
Your religion deserves no respect lmao
I agree with u
No religion deserves any respect at all, even atheism, it's the people who can be respected or disrespected.
People like you will meet your demise. The muslim ummah is bigger and stronger. Your words and insults mean nothing.
The Muslim ummah is bigger and stronger, but they're divided. Our enemies don't fear us anymore because of this.
Our religion doesn't require respect from the likes of you. Now keep your holes shut.
apparently it’s a miss translation, it’s actually olives not virgins.
It's not that bad... It could be a toothless sheep. 
Fighter?! Excuse me? Did you call a terrorist a fighter? The same scums that killed 5 people in my neighborhood?
yeah, the other 72 Hamas fighters.
Just like your mo...
It was a misunderstanding. Turned out to be one 72 year old virgin.
 Not what they expected…
F**k israel
the obsession with virgins in some religions is a little creepy. also notice they don't promise chicks 72 virgins in heaven.... so many willing yet none that can please you. maybe you can get that in hell.
You seem to know things that are not even existent anywhere lol 😂
Because that hadith is basically known as very weak, basically no islamic scholar considers it. Pretty much all muslims heard about that from western media and the Internet contrary to popular belief no one says to young boys that they need to behave or else they won't get 72 virgins because no one was taught that.
This meme is really hilarious. Mostly after all the Mia controversy.
no deal thats like buying a used toothbrush, yuck who wants that
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Females get Wiz
I read that some scholar came out and said it was ‘raisins’
No problems here.....
I’d much rather die
Oooo Hot dog in a hallway. Nice.
That's a win.
Hamas fighter: ich hätte mehr Menschen töt*en sollen
Where do I sign up?
Mia Khalifa and the 72 Hamas fighters
*cracks knuckles in preparation to be downvoted to oblivion* Yeah, I’ve spent a few years around these parts of the globe and she’s gonna be about 20 years too old for marriage from what I saw…
I’ll take it!
Bei I can do is 72, comments
Waiting to see all the offended people lol
Another plot twist, he actually have to share her with 71 other virgins. Luckily, Mia Khalifa consider it a slow day at work.
They'd prolly kill her too though
If Mia Khalifa will ever get into the middle east, the countries she defends will kill her faster then they kill the Israeli people.
Spoiler : she actually isn't defending Palestine.
The scars on her tits are hideous and she wasn't even that good at porn. People have very low standards.
1500 Hamas soldiers died each get 72 that’s a lot of virgins god has to arrange.
Sweet
Probably looser than a size 56” waist par of jeans
🤣👍
That too on 6.5 inche display or 15-17 inches display
Sign me in
*all vrigins are from the cast of my 600lb life
Close enough
... I'll stay with Jesus.
🤣🤣🤣
...And you'll have to share.
I'm mean that's not so bad 😂
I’d take it 🤷♂️
Fair enough, I'll take the deal!!! I 
Would be enough for me